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fool4love
March 2nd, 2006, 10:18 PM
je pahlya post ho ri so.. to .. khed se..;)

Element : Women

Symbol : WO

Discover : Adam

Occurrence: Cosmetics shops, Beauty parlor, Bus stops and Girls College etc.

Extraction: It never exists in Free State it is always found in compound state with other element like Mother, Father and brother etc

Physical properties
Since the element is always cooled with the cosmetic it is hard to study its physical properties, however some of them are listed below

1) Always tends to be beautiful
2)Surface Usually covered with a painted film
3)Melts if given special treatment
4)Bitter if incorrectly used.

Chemical properties:

1) It is highly explosive in nature.
2) Its ionization potential is very high.
3) Explodes violently when touched
4) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond etc.
5) Absorbs great quantity of expensive substances.
6) Most Powerful Money Reducing Agent known to Men.

Common Uses:

1)Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests

1) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2) Turns Green when placed besides superior specimen.

Precautions:

1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2) As this compound is very valuable so it should be kept in a container of love and gold
3) Never to handle without a car.
4) Illegal to possess more than one, however several can be maintained at different locations provided that they don't come into contact with each other.

baliyansachin
March 4th, 2006, 04:28 AM
Laajawab Chemistry Batai Dalal Sahab Aapne.........

good One!

lakra2002
March 5th, 2006, 12:36 AM
bahut acche sahab lagge rahooooooooooooooooo.

thanks

ratheetheraist
March 5th, 2006, 11:33 PM
wah bhai kamal.....maje kar diyeee......arr ....o dinesh yo bahut achee jii ke howe saii .......gugaaaaaaa...................:D:p;):D:mad: