Sardaar ke kartab

[madhvi]

Ek Sardaar Delhi Pahucha, Hotel Main Check In Karte He Uske Daab Lagya. Bhaja Bhaja Apne Kamre Ke Toile Me Bada Te Uthe Angrejee Toile Dikhya.sardaar Ke Kimme Samajh Koni Aaya Ki Kukar Hage Ade. Saradaar Ke Kuch Aur Samajh Aayee Kyo Na, Shedh Deni See Apni Jurab Kadhi Aur Dhadi Pakka Use Jurab Me Hug Diya. Hage Pache Museebat Yo Ki Usne Lakhove Kit. Sardaar Thera Kati Sardaar. Wa Jurab Usne Pankhe(fan) Pe Dhar De. Tasaali Kar Ke Sardaar Gaya Dili Ghumman, Wapis Kamre Main Aa Ke Laagi Garmi,jue E Usne Pankha Chalaya Saara Goo Kamre Ki Deewra Pe Charo Taraf Chitak Gaya. Sardaar Dukhi Hoke Ek Chude Ne Bulake Laya Ar Bolo, Lo Ji E Panjha(50rs) Rupey Rakhyo Te Enu Saaf Kar Do Tussi. Chooda Bola: Arre Sardaar Ji Te Mere Te 500 Rapye Lee Par Daaki Manne Ek Be Nu Bata De Yo Tanee Adhe Chadh Ke Kiya Kukkar?:d

[keshavdahiya]

Ek Sardaar Delhi Pahucha, Hotel Main Check In Karte He Uske Daab Lagya. Bhaja Bhaja Apne Kamre Ke Toile Me Bada Te Uthe Angrejee Toile Dikhya.sardaar Ke Kimme Samajh Koni Aaya Ki Kukar Hage Ade. Saradaar Ke Kuch Aur Samajh Aayee Kyo Na, Shedh Deni See Apni Jurab Kadhi Aur Dhadi Pakka Use Jurab Me Hug Diya. Hage Pache Museebat Yo Ki Usne Lakhove Kit. Sardaar Thera Kati Sardaar. Wa Jurab Usne Pankhe(fan) Pe Dhar De. Tasaali Kar Ke Sardaar Gaya Dili Ghumman, Wapis Kamre Main Aa Ke Laagi Garmi,jue E Usne Pankha Chalaya Saara Goo Kamre Ki Deewra Pe Charo Taraf Chitak Gaya. Sardaar Dukhi Hoke Ek Chude Ne Bulake Laya Ar Bolo, Lo Ji E Panjha(50rs) Rupey Rakhyo Te Enu Saaf Kar Do Tussi. Chooda Bola: Arre Sardaar Ji Te Mere Te 500 Rapye Lee Par Daaki Manne Ek Be Nu Bata De Yo Tanee Adhe Chadh Ke Kiya Kukkar?:d

:eek: :( Dr anty Dr anty Dr anty aapke balak ne sunaya se ke.........hahahahahahahahaha...badde cha mein sunna ke pher soffe pe smile den lag rhi so........
yu te hamnne kadde bachpan mein bbhi na sunaya, haan ek be ek punjabi ne sunaya tha uuske kaadd mein mukke maar maar raaddh kar di thi..............iisa lage se janu apne yu chutakala GU ka jikar karan tain sunaya se........:eek: :confused:
hahahahahahahahha .....killkki.......aur na sunaiyo iib na te aapke musical DVD gelyan aapke chutkalle bhi TOMAR,MOR er DHUAMKIYAN gelyan release karni padegi..........hahahahahahhahaha...killkki ......offfffhh killkka gagu aalla........mar ge aaj te haas haas ke..............dhaans diye kati gagu ne......hahahahaha
MILE SUR TERA HAMARA TO SUUUUUUR BANNE HAMARA........types...........jyukar uss gaane mein film ki saari heroine aaya kartti saari peher ke,.............:p hahahahahahahha.
iibb iiss pe coment na kar diyo aaj pehlyan he gagu cho mein aa rehya tha.........hahhahahahahah...killkka..:D

[madhvi]

:D :eek: :( Dr anty Dr anty Dr anty aapke balak ne sunaya se ke.........hahahahahahahahaha...badde cha mein sunna ke pher soffe pe smile den lag rhi so........
yu te hamnne kadde bachpan mein bbhi na sunaya, haan ek be ek punjabi ne sunaya tha uuske kaadd mein mukke maar maar raaddh kar di thi..............iisa lage se janu apne yu chutakala GU ka jikar karan tain sunaya se........:eek: :confused:
hahahahahahahahha .....killkki.......aur na sunaiyo iib na te aapke musical DVD gelyan aapke chutkalle bhi TOMAR,MOR er DHUAMKIYAN gelyan release karni padegi..........hahahahahahhahaha...killkki ......offfffhh killkka gagu aalla........mar ge aaj te haas haas ke..............dhaans diye kati gagu ne......hahahahaha
MILE SUR TERA HAMARA TO SUUUUUUR BANNE HAMARA........types...........jyukar uss gaane mein film ki saari heroine aaya kartti saari peher ke,.............:p hahahahahahahha.
iibb iiss pe coment na kar diyo aaj pehlyan he gagu cho mein aa rehya tha.........hahhahahahahah...killkka..:D
Sahi kah se beta,
mannne dikhe tu ghana badda ho gaya mera chutkala sun ke.
Ade saaree aan thum saare mil ke goo moot ke chutkale sunaya karo jib te kimme nahi, ar manne ek suna diya te thare mirach laag gayee....:confused: kyoooo?:eek:

[keshavdahiya]

:D
Sahi kah se beta,
mannne dikhe tu ghana badda ho gaya mera chutkala sun ke.
Ade saaree aan thum saare mil ke goo moot ke chutkale sunaya karo jib te kimme nahi, ar manne ek suna diya te thare mirach laag gayee....:confused: kyoooo?:eek:

wohe te kahun sun laage se ke aapke shayad GU ka jikkkar sun ke MUH mein paani aagaya:D:D:D, hahahahah.........koi baat na, baaki issa issa torture hatke matna kariyo.
chutkalla to punjabi tha iib chahe mein bada ho gya ya aap ghanni raazi ho rehi so GU alla chutkala sunna ke.........hahahahahahahahah...killkki.
lekin hum balak anty ne ke khe saakaan saan........:(

iiib hat ke reply na kar diyo na te julam ho jya ga..............gagu bullana padega.ghanna karo to MOR er TOMAR ne bhi bullaun ke..........hahahahahha we saare aapni aatechi leke taddkke aaleinge........hahahahahhahahahaha........ooooooo oohhh,

[dalssunil]

jo bhi ho chutkla bhot purana se , mainee sochi thi ek aapni is site peh kuch to sensor hoga chola bhai apne dhoreh to essi essan ka barota se tyar ho lo

[dalssunil]

bhaiyo ek bhut bada thread chal raha hai ak sardaran ke chutkale is site pe hone chehey ya nahi ar jatland ki sari janta keh sai ki kati nahi hone cheye baki aap sabki marji mane teh apne sardari chutkale rok leye

[anamika]

bhaiyo ek bhut bada thread chal raha hai ak sardaran ke chutkale is site pe hone chehey ya nahi ar jatland ki sari janta keh sai ki kati nahi hone cheye baki aap sabki marji mane teh apne sardari chutkale rok leye
Aunty Ji insaara ne bolan do, manne to yo chutkala bahut badhiya laga. main jaanu su in saara ne nu te maje le se par apnee image banan khattar doosara ki buraee karen se. manne te isse site pai ghane saare chutkale padhe jinme ise UNVERSAL TRUTH ka zikar kayee baar ho lia. to aaj ine saar ne ke ho gaya?:D

[deepshi]

iisa lage se janu apne yu chutakala GU ka jikar karan tain sunaya se........:eek: :confused:


offoh!u seem 2 b obsessed wid dis goddamn word..:p ..har jagah issney kyu baard de sey rre?:D
hudey chat room pe bi ek be gayi thi , jib bi sabhke yo e lippan laag rya tha!!:o :o

[lakra2002]

Aunty Ji insaara ne bolan do, manne to yo chutkala bahut badhiya laga. main jaanu su in saara ne nu te maje le se par apnee image banan khattar doosara ki buraee karen se. manne te isse site pai ghane saare chutkale padhe jinme ise UNVERSAL TRUTH ka zikar kayee baar ho lia. to aaj ine saar ne ke ho gaya?:D

hi,
madam aap te te isi umeed na thi ek ise chutkale bhi apke pasan avege
ya baat thik kona apna attitude badlo mada
thank

[lakra2002]

Ek Sardaar Delhi Pahucha, Hotel Main Check In Karte He Uske Daab Lagya. Bhaja Bhaja Apne Kamre Ke Toile Me Bada Te Uthe Angrejee Toile Dikhya.sardaar Ke Kimme Samajh Koni Aaya Ki Kukar Hage Ade. Saradaar Ke Kuch Aur Samajh Aayee Kyo Na, Shedh Deni See Apni Jurab Kadhi Aur Dhadi Pakka Use Jurab Me Hug Diya. Hage Pache Museebat Yo Ki Usne Lakhove Kit. Sardaar Thera Kati Sardaar. Wa Jurab Usne Pankhe(fan) Pe Dhar De. Tasaali Kar Ke Sardaar Gaya Dili Ghumman, Wapis Kamre Main Aa Ke Laagi Garmi,jue E Usne Pankha Chalaya Saara Goo Kamre Ki Deewra Pe Charo Taraf Chitak Gaya. Sardaar Dukhi Hoke Ek Chude Ne Bulake Laya Ar Bolo, Lo Ji E Panjha(50rs) Rupey Rakhyo Te Enu Saaf Kar Do Tussi. Chooda Bola: Arre Sardaar Ji Te Mere Te 500 Rapye Lee Par Daaki Manne Ek Be Nu Bata De Yo Tanee Adhe Chadh Ke Kiya Kukkar?:d

Hi, Aunty ji

Ek baat kahu if u dont mind this

ke ise chutkale aap jisi tahi sobha na dete aur bhatere chutkale sunaan tahi
ise cutkale sunaan ka kam te rand malanga ka ho se:o


ok my dont mind

your`s
lakra

[downtoearth]

Hi, Aunty ji

Ek baat kahu if u dont mind this

ke ise chutkale aap jisi tahi sobha na dete aur bhatere chutkale sunaan tahi
ise cutkale sunaan ka kam te rand malanga ka ho se:o


ok my dont mind

your`s
lakra rey oo lakre ,,, nu kar tu aan dey..,. fer malanga aaley chutkaley...............:D :D :D :D ,,, pard de kaankar siii:) :) :)

[dev_dabas]

tai ji, tene ji itna kharab kar kar diya ya chutkula suna ke, kuch kehne ki himmat koni.

pata nahi ab kitne din baad chutkle badhunga...

[tejvirsingh]

Aunty Ji insaara ne bolan do, manne to yo chutkala bahut badhiya laga. main jaanu su in saara ne nu te maje le se par apnee image banan khattar doosara ki buraee karen se. manne te isse site pai ghane saare chutkale padhe jinme ise UNVERSAL TRUTH ka zikar kayee baar ho lia. to aaj ine saar ne ke ho gaya?:D

Madam yo to kuch bhi nahi,
Ak bar ak gaov mai barat ayee us gaov mai ak chupal per ak bahut badi sour (rajayi) thi thi jismai 100 aadmi ak sath soo jate the barat ko vo sour de di aur ak bujurg ne kaha jab kisi ko pad (gas) aave to ye kahna ki PHOOJ AYEE sab log apne per upper kar lange phir kahna PHOOJ GAYEE to sab niche kar lange. adhi rat ke bad ak barati ne kaha PHOOJ AYEE sab ne per upper kar liye ghani der tak koi nahi bola tab ak ne pucha kaya hua to barati bola bhai PHOOJ NE TO PADAV DAL DIYA.
savere jab dekha to barati haga pada tha.

[mittu]

I guess alll members are equal here, either set a protocol regarding the content of jokes or we should not comment like this.
if some one has enjoyed this joke then they should appreciate, or move to another thread. :cool: