Try this....

[choudharyneelam]

Just some funny ways to propose her/him ........(at your own risk!!!)

1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her

back)

You're under arrest! ; (For what?) For stealing my heart

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) because you have been running

through my mind all day! :D

4. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost

myself in your eyes..

6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.); She would

say ; What are doing & respond, Oh, just checking to see if you were

made

in Heaven.

7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)I was just showing this

flower

how beautiful you are.

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9. Walk up to a gal and say: Are you from Greece? She answers 'No'. Oh, I

thought all the gods were from Greece...

10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and & die on your

lips.

11. Did you know they changed the alphabets order ? They put U and I

together.

12. Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from

heaven.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you

again?

14. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

15. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

16. You can forget about going to heaven because it's a sin to look

that

good.

17. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

[devdahiya]

Good tips these for so called RANDAAS......though i call them KUNWARAS. Bhai keshav dhikhe kadde sachche hein Flower le ke haath mein pohonch jya chhori dhorre arr keh de..........Yo le flower arr KILKKI-KILKKI............Pher bera sei na ke hoga? Gagu-e Gagu hogi pher. Good stuff Neelam ji.

[handsome_nashier]

I m tryin these:::::::

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*are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) because you have been running

through my mind all day! :D

** I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

[handsome_nashier]

BTW I tried all these :cool: :cool: and every time i heard :mad: :mad:

I like your approach, now let's see your departure.:o :o :o

suggest some more
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah help me pls..........waiting

[ratheetheraist]

aache mantar padha diye tanne te neelam............:D:D........

[keshavdahiya]

BTW I tried all these :cool: :cool: and every time i heard

I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

suggest some more
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah help me pls..........waiting


ooooooooooo bhai naashier tu nyu kar MOTOR lawa le khariid le ya kiraaye pe liya...........hhahahahahhahaah....killlkkki bhai re ghanni killkki........:D:D:p

Ek kaam aur kariye katti chaati pe gadwa liye......hahahahahaha
tera kaam ho jyaga kimme karan ki zarurat na se.........hahahahahaha
ooooooooohhhhffffff mar ge re.........killkki .......gagu gagu.........:D:D:D

[gaganjat]

:p hahahahahaha hehehehehee killki killki :p



Good tips these for so called RANDAAS......though i call them KUNWARAS. Bhai keshav dhikhe kadde sachche hein Flower le ke haath mein pohonch jya chhori dhorre arr keh de..........Yo le flower arr KILKKI-KILKKI............Pher bera sei na ke hoga? Gagu-e Gagu hogi pher. Good stuff Neelam ji.

[baliyansachin]

Neelam ji, Are these lines for u or just ur favourite ones?:)

[cooljat]

nice stuff poonam ;)

rock on
Jit

[choudharyneelam]

Neelam ji, Are these lines for u or just ur favourite ones?:)


Dear....it is a fun which boys always try....so i posted it for allllllll my dear male friends....and about me i never let anybody to try any such thing on me...

[poonam]

nice stuff poonam ;)

rock on
Jit

He he he..Aarae Jeetu...yo Poonam naa Neelam sae...:D

Chaal koi baat naa..ho jaa sae..;)

[downtoearth]

He he he..Aarae Jeetu...yo Poonam naa Neelam sae...:D

Chaal koi baat naa..ho jaa sae..;) is jittey key ,,, current key jhattkey luuaaney parengey,,,,, :D :D :D :D :D

[deepshi]

rre rupee..
mere dhorey liyaa isney! @current:D
fere te kadey apni saari EX k naam bi naa bhullega:p is jittey key ,,, current key jhattkey luuaaney parengey,,,,, :D :D :D :D :D

[cooljat]

are Rehne de Liz eib ladkiyon ke naam itself so confusing...aur mera dimag to
vaise hi power saver tubelight se.....to eib itni choriyon ke naam mane te naa yaad rehe.....current lagane ki koi jaroorat naa...bus thodi si high voltage de de tubelight apne aap jal jaasi :D

hehehehe

rock on
Jit

PS- girls names...oooo so confusing :confused: :rolleyes: :p

rre rupee..
mere dhorey liyaa isney! @current:D
fere te kadey apni saari EX k naam bi naa bhullega:p

[ratheetheraist]

rre rupee..
mere dhorey liyaa isney! @current
fere te kadey apni saari EX k naam bi naa bhullega

tu ke current ka meter dhar ri sai apni dukaandi main:p .........iski te aangli de dyoo paakadd ke in switch bord ke mogyaan main:p;):D................hahahahagagu@moggyyaan main..............killkiii:D:D:D

[deepshi]

Yoo bad conductor sai!:D
laakad me tai k beejli paas hogi...
keeker kaa ped:o :D ...hehe...mogyaan me..:D
[quote=ratheetheraist]tu ke current ka meter dhar ri sai apni dukaandi main:p .........iski te aangli de dyoo paakadd ke in switch bord ke mogyaan main:p;):D................hahahahagagu@moggyyaan main..............killkiii:Dquote]

[downtoearth]

hahaahh raathi aur deepshika,,,, tam dono 302 aur 307 luwaaogey,,,,, iski aangallii bijli key board mein jey de di,,, to iska ,,, mom jamma sa na phuuk ja ga,,,? iskey dono kaan mein pencil cell ki taar laa dyooo..... yu usemein mansaan ki dhaal bolna shuru kar dega........... killlki @ mom jamma

[deepshi]

@mom-jaama
nahiiiiii.......
bhoddallllllll :D :D :p :D :D hahaahh raathi aur deepshika,,,, tam dono 302 aur 307 luwaaogey,,,,, iski aangallii bijli key board mein jey de di,,, to iska ,,, mom jamma sa na phuuk ja ga,,,? iskey dono kaan mein pencil cell ki taar laa dyooo..... yu usemein mansaan ki dhaal bolna shuru kar dega........... killlki @ mom jamma

[ratheetheraist]

hahaahh raathi aur deepshika,,,, tam dono 302 aur 307 luwaaogey,,,,, iski aangallii bijli key board mein jey de di,,, to iska ,,, mom jamma sa na phuuk ja ga,,,? iskey dono kaan mein pencil cell ki taar laa dyooo..... yu usemein mansaan ki dhaal bolna shuru kar dega........... killlki @ mom jamma

nahinn rupi dada .........:confused:........pencil cellaan main te yu rall:D:p (mix) e na jaaga.........hahahaha kade iske sharr:p pe taar dharegaa kade pencil cell pey.............hahahahahakillkiiii............kil lkiiiiii. ..........marr ge reeeeeeee.............killkii..pe...killkiiiiiii:D :D:D:D:D:D

[keshavdahiya]

hahahahahahahaha ......killkki pe killkki sarryan khatter....@ RUPI, RATHEE, DEEPS.....

arre yu COOLJAT ghanna cool ho rehya se........hahahhahaha iss jitu ne te beer ki khalli BOTTLE ki naad mein te bhitar baad dyo har pher deepfreezer mein dhar dyo 2 din.........hahahahaha:D:p...killkki er jib yu jum jya te BOTTLE ki tuuti mein PETROL KA PHOAA la ke chasa dyo.......hahahah killkki@ PHOAA......thodi haan mein isska sab kimme laal ho jyaga pher shayad akal aa jya iiskke.....hahahahahaha gagu™
aur sunlyo bhai ek khush khabri hahaha manne GAGU patent, copyrite, trademark (INTELECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS).......sab kimme karwa liye sein, Ibb meri permission ke bina koi use nahi karega GAGU ne.........hahahahhaah killkki ghani killkki......hahahahahahahah :D:D:D:D

[deepshi]

naa ree..kessu! haha.. @ saini kess kaala!:D :D
iss gaggu kaa te patent karaana pardega.koye na yo vakeel kad kaam awega!!arrey rathi, apnney pothyan pe te maati saap kar ley, arr padh le kimme.;) case jitaana se..na te koye ho gaggu gaggu killki maar bhaaj jyaaga,
arr haan, deep freezer te yaad ayi- is cool ne supercool karein!gazar matraan ki dhaal!
fer bemossam k isney USE kareinge.jib yo RARE SPECIES ho jyaaga jatland pe!:D :eek: .hehe
......killkki pe killkki sarryan khatter....@ RUPI, RATHEE, DEEPS.....

arre yu COOLJAT ghanna cool ho rehya se........hahahhahaha iss jitu ne te beer ki khalli BOTTLE ki naad mein te bhitar baad dyo har pher deepfreezer mein dhar dyo 2 din.........hahahahaha:D:p...killkki er jib yu jum jya te BOTTLE ki tuuti mein PETROL KA PHOAA la ke chasa dyo.......hahahah killkki@ PHOAA......thodi haan mein isska sab kimme laal ho jyaga pher shayad akal aa jya iiskke.....hahahahahaha gagu™
aur sunlyo bhai ek khush khabri hahaha manne GAGU copyrite, trademark (INTELECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS).......sab kimme karwa liye sein, Ibb meri permission ke bina koi use nahi karega GAGU ne.........hahahahhaah killkki ghani killkki......hahahahahahahahquote]

[deepshi]

merey jikkar kartey e PATENT kar diyaa EDIT karkke?;) :D
chokha.... aagyakaari baalak sai:p !!!

[keshavdahiya]

merey jikkar kartey e PATENT kar diyaa EDIT karkke?;) :D
chokha.... aagyakaari baalak sai:p !!!

hahahahhaa madam INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY MANAGEMENT ka matlab yohi hoya karre.......yeh sab kuch included tha, jibbe manne edit karni paddi, makkha kiite chorri ke samjh naa aawe.............;):p:D..hahahhahah gagu™...killkki...