mittu
March 15th, 2006, 07:05 PM
One morning a husband returns after several hours of
fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins
to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his
boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good
morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm
reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you
in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault,"says the woman.
"But I have not even touched you," says the game
warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.
Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who
reads. It is likely she can also think.
fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins
to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his
boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good
morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm
reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you
in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault,"says the woman.
"But I have not even touched you," says the game
warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.
Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who
reads. It is likely she can also think.