Mera Byah Kyu Na Hontta

[devdahiya]

Ek tau ka KANNA chhora tha arr ow 30 saal ka ho liya parr byah na huya.....Arr uske haan-diwalla kei kai-2 balak ho liye.Ow apnne babbu nei rojhh kehnta reh akk babbu mera byah kyu na hontta....arr uska Babbu haleemmi kheench ke keh detta akk bhai Sabbar ka fall meethha ho sei...ho jya ga.Ek din ow kanna chhidd gya arr bolya tu manne bhakwei se babu...aaj te battanni-e pddegi akk mera byah kyun na honta? Babbu kei bhi chho uthh gya arr bolya," Yo jo terri solli aankh mei Parmannu bumb sa phoot rhya sei na AADHHE SUURDAS...jya tahin na honta...arr ho bhi konya.......AALHE.

[ratheetheraist]

aarree koii tee kimmee likhh dyoooooooooooo.........

wah wah............attii gudgudii aallaa jokedaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sunitahooda]

aarree koii tee kimmee likhh dyoooooooooooo.........

wah wah............attii gudgudii aallaa jokedaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[keshavdahiya]

aarree koii tee kimmee likhh dyoooooooooooo.........

wah wah............attii gudgudii aallaa jokedaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ratheetheraist]

tumney merii bejti karwaa dii................:(

[keshavdahiya]

tumney merii bejti karwaa dii................:(

[sunitahooda]

tumney merii bejti karwaa dii................:( kahin bhi jao saarey peechay -peechay....hum to dukhi ho gaye....:mad:

[devdahiya]

Koe Merre fandda daal ke manne SASOOT ke pedd pe latka dyo........Mera jeen nei katti ji na karta ibb...........Na tei kam tei kam 5-6 manne Dunaali tein marnne pdeingge...........Ye saare mere KANDHHE pe beithh liye sein. Rukkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Deswal sir..aaiyoooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[jitendershooda]

tumney merii bejti karwaa dii................:( kahin bhi jao saarey peechay -peechay....hum to dukhi ho gaye....:mad:

:) :)

[downtoearth]

Ek tau ka KANNA chhora tha arr ow 30 saal ka ho liya parr byah na huya.....Arr uske haan-diwalla kei kai-2 balak ho liye.Ow apnne babbu nei rojhh kehnta reh akk babbu mera byah kyu na hontta....arr uska Babbu haleemmi kheench ke keh detta akk bhai Sabbar ka fall meethha ho sei...ho jya ga.Ek din ow kanna chhidd gya arr bolya tu manne bhakwei se babu...aaj te battanni-e pddegi akk mera byah kyun na honta? Babbu kei bhi chho uthh gya arr bolya," Yo jo terri solli aankh mei Parmannu bumb sa phoot rhya sei na AADHHE SUURDAS...jya tahin na honta...arr ho bhi konya.......AALHE. dev sir ,,,,,kya aap uskey baap ki iss berukhi ki wazaah bata saktey ho?? kya uski ek aankh shehey ki thee?? camera man jitu hooda key saath mein rupendera nayi dillii aaj tak.............:D :D :D khi khi khi

[ratheetheraist]

Ek tau ka KANNA chhora tha arr ow 30 saal ka ho liya parr byah na huya.....Arr uske haan-diwalla kei kai-2 balak ho liye.Ow apnne babbu nei rojhh kehnta reh akk babbu mera byah kyu na hontta....arr uska Babbu haleemmi kheench ke keh detta akk bhai Sabbar ka fall meethha ho sei...ho jya ga.Ek din ow kanna chhidd gya arr bolya tu manne bhakwei se babu...aaj te battanni-e pddegi akk mera byah kyun na honta? Babbu kei bhi chho uthh gya arr bolya," Yo jo terri solli aankh mei Parmannu bumb sa phoot rhya sei na AADHHE SUURDAS...jya tahin na honta...arr ho bhi konya.......AALHE.

JATLAND HEADLINES.....................

Popular Dev In Net Of Questions...............details pg7

pg7

Rueters
Jatland.com: Jatland senior member nd one f the all round performer of jatland was caught in the net of few very bigg questions and he was accused f different allegations by many jatlanders.....and i think nobady is sure abt the answers which cud arrive.after his comment on tht half blind bachelour...the fire of all these question spread all over the jatland.......camera man jitu hooda and reporter rupendra even covered the event live....brave men the are...and one f the reasons y this spreading are tht dev never knew abt the consequences of this act of his......."the news has spread so rapid tht even birds were unable to fly away frm tht fire of jungle" said, Navjot Singh Sidhu, our special guest of the evening...

now the questions arising out f whole f this drama occured in front f eyes of the jatlanders are tht....1. was tht fellow really KANNA...but people believe tht he was made KANNA jus for the sake f fun by the accused dev..no2. even if tht person was KANA ..thn was tht the only reason of his bachelourhood............or dev jus made mockery of the incident jus in an attempt to make his clients smile4 a while.......bt at the cost of pains of KAANNAA...no3.did his father really used these words as PARMANU BAMB or dev jus tried to showw off his talent.....no4. was it right to compare tht fellow with the great SUR DAS......jus for the sake of few killkiis nd khi khii the name of a legend has been brought to the mud.............

now the public of jatland is confused nd feeling aggressive to know the answers of these questions nd few members like KESHAV and SUNITA even tried to attack dev........bt now he has been provided with `F` SECURITY by the jatland police.........and the whole suspense will b open tomorrow when dev will hold a press conference to justify his act.........and will try to ans all these questions.......till thn it will keep on stroking our brains nd we can jus wait nd watch......

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special thanks to keshu
shunita
jitu hooda
rupendra and many more................

[downtoearth]

well raathi,,,,, me n jitu hooda ,, both hav been waiting outside the Jatland.com ,,,since last 2 hours ....as he comes to jatland we`ll feed back to u the current situation..... raathi :D :D :D :D

[ratheetheraist]

ya as u can see our brave reporter rupendra standing outside dev`s place for his latest comments and his new plans ............

ya rupendra...........just let our vievers know tht what is the situation at dev` place.......can u see people gathered outside his home........are there any slogans shouting or wt.......????

helloo rupendraa.........can u hear me......??????

i think we lost our signal with rupendra.......but we will keep on giving u feed back of every hapening at dev`s place.......

mean while we take a brake..........and our super story of today...DEV IN GRAVE...............will continue..............this is me vikas rathee

namastey

[downtoearth]

ya as u can see our brave reporter rupendra standing outside dev`s place for his latest comments and his new plans ............

ya rupendra...........just let our vievers know tht what is the situation at dev` place.......can u see people gathered outside his home........are there any slogans shouting or wt.......????

helloo rupendraa.........can u hear me......??????


namasteyraathi..,,.. raathi..... i think u can hear me..... raathi.........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, o ya raathi,,,, after hearing PARMANU BOMB ,,,, sniffer dogs have reached....:p ..... protestation is still goin on.....u can hear the voices.....many KANAS have arrived wid slogans " why us ?".......:p ...... rathi,,,,, mr dev came for a moment saying " he wanted to give a piece pf humor "..... before givin any statement ,, i would like to talk to my legal advisor........."",,,,, a team has been formed to investigate the issue........... raathi.........

[ratheetheraist]

raathi..,,.. raathi..... i think u can hear me..... raathi.........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, o ya raathi,,,, after hearing PARMANU BOMB ,,,, sniffer dogs have reached....:p ..... protestation is still goin on.....u can hear the voices.....many KANAS have arrived wid slogans " why us ?".......:p ...... rathi,,,,, mr dev came for a moment saying " he wanted to give a piece pf humor "..... before givin any statement ,, i would like to talk to my legal advisor........."",,,,, a team has been formed to investigate the issue........... raathi.........

ya ya rupendraa we can hear u...........nd thanks 4 ur great efforts with jitu hooda to make these live pictures of DEV BHAWAN ........ok now rupi as u said protests r on roll in front f the gates of dev bhawan.....so have something violent happend till noww.........????? rupmors were there tht someone has also burnt the effigy of dev in protest of their god`s name inclusion in tht whole BYAAH KYUN NA HOTA EPISODE..........uu uu tell me how much truth lies in this statement......????and yaa wts reaction of common public after hearing abt tht PARMANUU BAMB???? is local people in fear????? has somone brought this info in frnt of home and defence ministry and to all the forces of india and arime minister and SHONIA GANDHI....wt was her reaction .......the very frst one ,, IN ITALIAN??.........and yaa rupendraa.....dev came out for a while and met with uu..........so u tell wat was his reaction........??? wt was the he wearing on this occassion????? has he dyed his hair black or not........???????? was he in somee anger or was he feeling sad abt all wt had happened.......??????? and have u met ny lawyer of dev or not???? how much chances u see of dev coming out this filty situation he has stepped into his ????????

rupendra .rupendra.........!!!!!!

oo oooo/...........i think we again lost the signal bt we promise u tht u can get all the answers of all these questions live here only........now time for a quick break .........thn we will continue our super story DEV IN GRAVE........keep watching......NDTV INDIA 24*7

[downtoearth]

ya ya rupendraa we can hear u...........nd thanks 4 ur great efforts with jitu hooda to make these live pictures of DEV BHAWAN ........ok now rupi as u said protests r on roll in front f the gates of dev bhawan.....so have something violent happend till noww.........????? rupmors were there tht someone has also burnt the effigy of dev in protest of their god`s name inclusion in tht whole BYAAH KYUN NA HOTA EPISODE..........uu uu tell me how much truth lies in this statement......????and yaa wts reaction of common public after hearing abt tht PARMANUU BAMB???? is local people in fear????? has somone brought this info in frnt of home and defence ministry and to all the forces of india and arime minister and SHONIA GANDHI....wt was her reaction .......the very frst one ,, IN ITALIAN??.........and yaa rupendraa.....dev came out for a while and met with uu..........so u tell wat was his reaction........??? wt was the he wearing on this occassion????? has he dyed his hair black or not........???????? was he in somee anger or was he feeling sad abt all wt had happened.......??????? and have u met ny lawyer of dev or not???? how much chances u see of dev coming out this filty situation he has stepped into his ????????

rupendra .rupendra.........!!!!!!

oo oooo/...........i think we again lost the signal bt we promise u tht u can get all the answers of all these questions live here only........now time for a quick break .........thn we will continue our super story DEV IN GRAVE........keep watching......NDTV INDIA 24*7raathi...... .............raathi . ya raathi,,,,,,, kanas went aggresive for a while,,,,but after reaching the police ,, situation is under control,,,,,,,,,,Kanas,, dint burn the effigy of mr. dev but there r posters n banners having drawing of mr dev > wid a PARMANU BAMB in his turban,,,, and his right eye covered wid a black tape........:p ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, team of bomb squad difused the PARMANU Bambs before blast,,,,,,,, no rathi , nobdy brought this info in front of def minister or soniya,,,, as all were busy in a birthday party of a known socialite mr. JIT THAKAR............:p

................... rathi,,, mr dev was standing in a gentle pose,dressed in pajamas with a lot of holes made by BIDI ....:D ...:p ,,,,,,,, ya he was wid dyed hair bt forgot to wash away the dye................
:D
rathi ,,,,,, most imp thing i would like to tell is,,,,,,, after mr dev`s joke,,,, kanas r demanding a special position, insisting on special consideration of their own feelings. where they must be ready to put up with insults, mockery and ridicule..... it does not mean that humor can make fun of at any price..........,well chances depend on mr dev now,,,,,,,,his lawyer spoke to the media dat ,,,he`ll come in front of camera in morning,,,,,,,, raathi icant tell rit now dat either dev`s morning `ll come wid golden rays or black clouds.......................... raathi.................

[ratheetheraist]

raathi...... .............raathi . ya raathi,,,,,,, kanas went aggresive for a while,,,,but after reaching the police ,, situation is under control,,,,,,,,,,Kanas,, dint burn the effigy of mr. dev but there r posters n banners having drawing of mr dev > wid a PARMANU BAMB in his turban,,,, and his right eye covered wid a black tape........:p ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, team of bomb squad difused the PARMANU Bambs before blast,,,,,,,, no rathi , nobdy brought this info in front of def minister or soniya,,,, as all were busy in a birthday party of a known socialite mr. JIT THAKAR............:p

................... rathi,,, mr dev was standing in a gentle pose,dressed in pajamas with a lot of holes made by BIDI ....:D ...:p ,,,,,,,, ya he was wid dyed hair bt forgot to wash away the dye................
:D
rathi ,,,,,, most imp thing i would like to tell is,,,,,,, after mr dev`s joke,,,, kanas r demanding a special position, insisting on special consideration of their own feelings. where they must be ready to put up with insults, mockery and ridicule..... it does not mean that humor can make fun of at any price..........,well chances depend on mr dev now,,,,,,,,his lawyer spoke to the media dat ,,,he`ll come in front of camera in morning,,,,,,,, raathi icant tell rit now dat either dev`s morning `ll come wid golden rays or black clouds.......................... raathi.................

thank you rupendra..............ya so dear frnds now we come to the end of today`s part of DAV IN GRAVE..........the exclusive story of abusing KANAS .........by the main accussed dev and his sritical points on their identity..........and how we saw this issue took big step ahead when our reporter rupendra and jitu hooda cameraman took initiative of helping this already suffering community i.e. KANNAS............bt dev was nt at available to comment anything......jus rupendra jumped inside his house by back wall and u can see the pictures of DEV BHAWAAN live now........,..u can see all the corners are silent nd nobody is roming around here .....where always old people used to sit and had good time with their very popular thing HOOKKAA............bt this KAANAA issue has taken thm all with it.........hope the chaubara again fills up with all the ha haa hii hii........

and tomorrow when dev will come in the morning to adress the media thn rupendra will cover it live and we will b able to bring it to u live nd exclusive........only on NDTV 24*7..........

NOW WE WILL LOOK OUT FOR DEV IN GRAVE......2.............till thn good night nd keep watching NDTV 24*7

[keshavdahiya]

BBC news>>Europe

HOW CAN HE SLEEP IN PEACE NOW WHEN ALMOST ALL THE WORLD IS CONCERNED OVER HIS SO CALLED JOKE....oooooppssss sorry REDICULE..:mad:

well well latest news from all over europe has some thing else here, people from all over the european countries are gathering in the vatican city rite now and a massive mob of KANAS are gathered in front of the POP, internal sourses say that even POP is quite disturbed from the JAT(Mr Dev Dahiya) from MUMBAI whose actions intended to evoke contemptuous laughter have been on rise since past few days/months/yeras......and more over his comments are more eccentric and concerned about the usuage of the Nuclear Technology...it mite be that he is related to some underworld laughter mafia.
Thanx to the latest pictures and video coverage by brave INDIAN journalists like RUPAENDERAA And MR HOOOOODAE realsed by the AAAAJ TAEK and ND TV are astonishing and are really provaking. The ITALINOS outside the residence of INDIAN BAAHO>>>SONEEA GANDDI are gathered to enquire what is going on back in her sarruraaad IN INDIA......there are rumors that.....he(MR DAHIYA) mite be asked to hand over his famous pajama to the POP only then there are chances that this UPROAR wud be prevented and people here wud calm down, but for now To me the MOB is on move........there is total chaos all over the place...............
thats it for now hope to c some positive response soooooon...........



OVER TO BRAZIL for..............

[devdahiya]

Abhi-2...................Kaanno ke ek dhhadde nei press confrence bula kar kuchchh PATARKARON dwara Baat ka battanggad banna-ne aur unko badnaam karne ka aarop lagaya.......unhonne kaha ki iss trah ki patrakarita kuchchh vested interests dwara karai gai aur Kanno ke khilaff ek sazzish rachi gai.....unhonei isse ek oochchhi patarkarita bataya.Unhonei kaha ki kaka nei jo bhi likha wo ek Kavi ki kalpana thi aur Parmannu Bumb se unn ka matlab hamari aankh ki jheel tha jo ek sundar chitaran tha...issmei koi aapatijanak baat nahi thi.Rupi aur Jeetu ke kemmre bhi chheen liye gaye aur Vikkasse aur Kessu kei kai chhittar bhi padde.Kaka ke pajjame ki baat kar...Vikkase jaisse patarkaar nei ek shankirran patarkarita ka parichay diya hei aur usske khilaff kaka maanhani ka mukkaddamma thhokne ki tyari mei hein.

[deepshi]

killki
hehe..ohh..no,,:( ,,shh.shh.....
tadki tadakk....Ek tau ka KANNA chhora tha arr ow 30 saal ka ho liya parr byah na huya.....Arr uske haan-diwalla kei kai-2 balak ho liye.Ow apnne babbu nei rojhh kehnta reh akk babbu mera byah kyu na hontta....arr uska Babbu haleemmi kheench ke keh detta akk bhai Sabbar ka fall meethha ho sei...ho jya ga.Ek din ow kanna chhidd gya arr bolya tu manne bhakwei se babu...aaj te battanni-e pddegi akk mera byah kyun na honta? Babbu kei bhi chho uthh gya arr bolya," Yo jo terri solli aankh mei Parmannu bumb sa phoot rhya sei na AADHHE SUURDAS...jya tahin na honta...arr ho bhi konya.......AALHE.

[deepshi]

arrey bhikkey, kessu arr rupee, thamne hasaa hasaa k maar di,,
tadki tadkk
killki @ italian accent, bididaar pajaama, POP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH
orr iSSi k sath,,shHH,,,nahiii,,sh,,,nahiiiii
or ye.....
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bhadaaaam
MHAARA SERVER:o :o :o
terrmi ki taarik fix kar lyo be eeb te:(

[jagmohan]

"Perche la lingua Dev so complicata" said Sonia Gandhi after addressing an emergency meeting of CWC. This 'Kaana' issue has taken an interesting turn. Never before in the history of free INDIA has so much attention been given to KANAS. KANAS are thinking of starting a new political party and the slogan thay have decided is "SABKO EK NAZAR SE". All political parties are eager to cash in on the ongoing debate in society about the contribution of KANAS. While Congress has blamed 'The Foreign Hand' for this controversy, the BJP has welcomed DEV's comments as a 'Nationalistic'. Surprisingly the number of KANAS in the Communist party have increased overnight. Politburo member Sitaram Yechuary was seen wearing dark glasses. Karunanidhi seems to be smiling just before the TN elections.

The BSP has recommended Bharat Ratna for Mr DEV. This was announced in a joint press conference. However, all hell broke loose when Mr DEV commented: "Chamari, Tu diwavegi manne Bharat Ratana." Foreign commnetators are now rushing to JATLAND to find appropriate interpretors to understand the impact of this statement will have on Indian polity.......

[jitendershooda]

Mr DEV commented: "Chamari, Tu diwavegi manne Bharat Ratana." Foreign commnetators are now rushing to JATLAND to find appropriate interpretors to understand the impact of this statement will have on Indian polity.......

Itna hi nahi Media Dev ji ravaiye se sakh naraj hai aur we log unke khilaf ek jut ho rahe hein ...unpe Rathi Bakeeel ki sahayta se Court mein gherne ki tyari chal rahi hai ...Rathee Bakeel ne NDTV ko bataya ki itne sab ke baad to Dev ji ko India ka to kaya italy ka kanoon bhi maaf nahi karega ....unhone na keval KANON ki bhavnaon ke hi khilwad kiya hai balki uske baad se hi unke alag alag karname dekhne ho mil rahe hein jaise ...abhi saree aam Aapni desh ki mahan Dalit neta ko Chamari karar diya ,,,

Aur to aur unhone jab mein aur Reporter rupi bade hi shaleenta se baat karne ke liye unke awas par gae to Rupi ko kaha ki ...Dat jya kameeen tere te naasan mein dogaa mein dunga ,,,,he was really PHURIOUS at that moment ...aur mujhe unhone kaha ki ureene aa isss teri bandhook si ka ilaaj karun lya ...dekhya ne photu aala ...aur itna kahe kar ek kamera cheen liya aur BAGA kar PHOD diya ...MEIN TO MUSHKILAN SI OOOTDE PE KE KOOD KE AAYA ....ERRRR ITNA EE NAHI RUPPI DADA KA BHI GATE MEIN SEE PASSNA PATTYA :D :D ..... JO AAP LIVE REPORT DEKH RAHE HEIN YE USI BACHE HUE KAMRE KI VEJAH SE ...

Reporter Rupii ke saath KAMERA MAAN jitender hooda KAAAL TAAK aree reee na na AAJ TAK @@@ ke karun shrotaon Dev ji ke ghar te jib te AAYA HUN bach ke aauli aauli baat likaden hein ...

[jitendershooda]

Re media aalo bhaiyo koe sa jaa ne Dev ji ke Awas pe te ek bhala kaam te kariyo mere bhai .... wo nuun juhu beech kaani aale OOTDE KEN KE KUUDYA THA MEIN ....TAGAJE MEIN BHAI ...PAANH PHISAL GYA ER MEIN DHAID PADYA KHANCHE MEIN ...MERI CHAPPALI RAHE GI HUDE EK SOOLLLE PANH KI ...MERE YAARO KARDA NUKHCHAN HOI JYAGA YO TE ,....LYAIYO TOH KE KOE SE NE PAA JYA TE ...KAALE LYAYA THA MEIN TE ...:( :( :o :o

[keshavdahiya]

BBC news>>Europe

Jesus Mr Debo Dahiya is just impossible.....the story has tured in another direction now........the flow was so immense that along with KANAS now ALL the DHAIDS of EU have also joined. NOW we can see and huge crowd of people with BLACK(pata on eyes of kanas) and BLUE(dhiads pata on heads)
the group of dhiads and kanas are reaally agitated by DAHIYA comments......
daiya re daiya tum ne aise kyun kiya............THIS IS the SLOGAN carrid by all of them despite the fact no body knows what it means.......
above all the words used by HIM(DAHIYA) like CHAMAARRI, DHAID and other humilating words which penetrate there hearts like CHAUSAANG>>>again a mysterious word for them...:mad: :mad: :o :o :( :(

[ratheetheraist]

GD MORNING VIEWERS COURTESY BBC NEWS LLIVE...


A VERRY good morning to all the viewers all around the world.........and lets us come back to our super series of DEV IN GRAVE.........!!!

as we can see tht the fire of annoyance against dev has reached to the EUROPE and even POP is stunned to see all tht ........nd he is has prayed to god to let all the KANAS b kool in their world wide agitation against dev.......as we can see the amount of furiousness among KANAS and now DHAIDS is un imaginable.........they r jus killing all the mosquitoes who have both eyes in good senses snd jus leaving KAANE mosuitoes to survive.... this has also errupted in grt violence against the decrimination on basis of KANNAAPANN for the first time in the history of mankind......nd mosquitoes too............the EU has talked to THE WHITE HOUSE on phone and explained the role of dev in world wide agitaions..........

and here in india.........opposition leader has demanded for the BHARAT RATNA AWARD to the brave repoter rupendra who survived tht GLITTERING DOGAA of dev nd jitu hooda who lost HIS CHAPPAL of right foot while covering the event............u can easily see tht COL. MALIKK himself took the flame in his hands representing the indian soldiers who r against dev in all his saings nd criticing his views abt KANNAS...........

and our sincere thanks to COL MALIK for providing the italin reaction off shonia gandhi exactly as she heard abt this cruelity of dev........

shpecial thanks to keshu...
rupi
jitu hooda
col malik
and not last bt least our apecial guest navjot singh sidhu......

jus now we will have a short break u dont go awsy as the crime scene is getting more bloody per second.......and we have the clippings of the quotes of dev which he tried to say to the KANNA community and all outher furious mobb............we will take u straight to dev`s press conference right after the break............till then keep watching NDTV 24*7

[jitendershooda]

Abhi-2...................Kaanno ke ek dhhadde nei press confrence bula kar kuchchh PATARKARON dwara Baat ka battanggad banna-ne aur unko badnaam karne ka aarop lagaya.......unhonne kaha ki iss trah ki patrakarita kuchchh vested interests dwara karai gai aur Kanno ke khilaff ek sazzish rachi gai.....unhonei isse ek oochchhi patarkarita bataya.Unhonei kaha ki kaka nei jo bhi likha wo ek Kavi ki kalpana thi aur Parmannu Bumb se unn ka matlab hamari aankh ki jheel tha jo ek sundar chitaran tha...issmei koi aapatijanak baat nahi thi.Rupi aur Jeetu ke kemmre bhi chheen liye gaye aur Vikkasse aur Kessu kei kai chhittar bhi padde.Kaka ke pajjame ki baat kar...Vikkase jaisse patarkaar nei ek shankirran patarkarita ka parichay diya hei aur usske khilaff kaka maanhani ka mukkaddamma thhokne ki tyari mei hein.

This is again a quick update from NDTV ....Our correspondent Vikas rathee has took a short break meanwhile i am just giving you a quick update...

Due to the ongoing agitations all over the world of KANNA community govt of india took strong actions and sonia gandhi also took interest in this matter and a committe has been established headed by a retired judge MR. Anil Sangwan ...who will now look into this matter and do the milk and water separate ... When we asked Mr. Sangwan he told our correspondent Rupii that he has already send the tape of Jitu hooda for forensic lab to check for its originality and then he will digg into the matter and surely will bring the truth to the world.

Short update in emergency from camera man this time :) :)

[anilsangwan]

Forensic Report has come from Chandigarh. The final report of 2000 pages has been prepared after invesigation by a panel of 5 judges. Here are main highlights:

1. NDTV CEO and its reporters and Camermans should be put behind bars. They have shown the matter in distorted way. Cameraman Jitu should be sent to Andaman Nicobar islands where he can make a documentry on wild life there. Mr Vikas and Keshu should be sacked from their organisations and should be employed with Dainik Jagran. They should be reporting news about Mayavati from Lucknow.

2. Mr Dev Dahiya is also found guilty and will be punished severly. He is given rigrous impresonment of 1000 years on jatland. He has to write unlimited desi Jokes and continue with hanso- hansao policy...

3. The Kaana association is totally illegal as per law. It should be banned by Govt so that there are no such incidents in future ... However if Shonia Gaandii is made president of it, it may continue....but she will have to become "KAANI" before she files her nomination...

[sunitahooda]

hello...:confused: ..testing....hello....123.:mad: :mad: ..testing....hello....arrey ke hogya iss Dhuttu mai....koi peepani ho to de dyo...oh....mic working....Latest News from POGO Channel....the so called One-Eyed(kannas) are merrimaking after this hue and cry....we had'een trying to negotiate with them....after this issue was raised and finally settled with AN AGREEMENT that from nowonwards....all the characters(cartoons) of our world famous Channel POGO.....WILL BE KAANAS.....AND KAANAS ONLY....THIS NEWS SPREAD LIKE A JUNGLE FIRE AND LOTS OF COMPANIES ARE TRYING TO GET CONTARCT OF MANUFACTURING OF PARMANU BOMBS....;) With this Hope that Mr.Debo Dohiya will not try such kiddish jokes again and torture Jatland....was sooo damn difficult to make a kid laugh at this joke....Uff :)

[keshavdahiya]

Forensic Report has come from Chandigarh. The final report of 2000 pages has been prepared after invesigation by a panel of 5 judges. Here are main highlights:

1. NDTV CEO and its reporters and Camermans should be put behind bars. They have shown the matter in distorted way. Cameraman Jitu should be sent to Andaman Nicobar islands where he can make a documentry on wild life there. Mr Vikas and Keshu should be sacked from their organisations and should be employed with Dainik Jagran. They should be reporting news about Mayavati from Lucknow.

2. Mr Dev Dahiya is also found guilty and will be punished severly. He is given rigrous impresonment of 1000 years on jatland. He has to write unlimited desi Jokes and continue with hanso- hansao policy...

3. The Kaana association is totally illegal as per law. It should be banned by Govt so that there are no such incidents in future ... However if Shonia Gaandii is made president of it, it may continue....but she will have to become "KAANI" before she files her nomination...


BBC news>>Europe

A Exticnct animal/ALIEN has also left its enclosure from a classified location and who is found roaming on the grounds of JATLAND....his picture dipicts that he is in really misery and u cannot easilly judge......weather he is sitting here in this picture or standing.........:D....he calls himself JELLI WALLA............. LELLU SAANGA...:p :D
any way what ever he is saying is purely fictionous and speacial task force from MI6 Uk intelligence agency has been sent....to grab its @$$....it is not clear yet weather it is a male or female and weather it is animal or alien...reports awaited......but it is a funny and creative creature and can write or speak any thing..........so be careful........and dont mind what he has to offer here just keep smiling and trust your news sourses..........
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BBC latest news says that a few other news channels all over the world are reporting these strange EPISODE of DEV IN GRAVE........including various CARTOONS NETWORK......:eek: and UN commission has just called for a emergency meeting as to how this EPISODE can affect our future generation and now the present generation.........:( :o .........
Mr DEBO DAHIYA is nowhere in the picture and he is hiding some where in the hideouts......already MI6 is looking into this matter as well......

thats it for now............:)

[cooljat]

Aaj ki taaza khabar ....aaj ki taaza khabar
Shunita reporter POGO se istiffa de ke eib Al-Jhajhira ki pravakta ban gayi hai...eib aap sabi inse Arabi mein khabarnaama suno, for interpertation plz! call Kesu Daanger.....Kesu Daanger BBC ka pravakta to hai hi saath mein Al Zajira ke liy language bhi interpret karta hai :p :p :p

hahahahaha@ Shunita for AL-JAJIRA :D :D

Rock on
Jit

hello...:confused: ..testing....hello....123.:mad: :mad: ..testing....hello....arrey ke hogya iss Dhuttu mai....koi peepani ho to de dyo...oh....mic working....Latest News from POGO Channel....the so called One-Eyed(kannas) are merrimaking after this hue and cry....we had'een trying to negotiate with them....after this issue was raised and finally settled with AN AGREEMENT that from nowonwards....all the characters(cartoons) of our world famous Channel POGO.....WILL BE KAANAS.....AND KAANAS ONLY....THIS NEWS SPREAD LIKE A JUNGLE FIRE AND LOTS OF COMPANIES ARE TRYING TO GET CONTARCT OF MANUFACTURING OF PARMANU BOMBS....;) With this Hope that Mr.Debo Dohiya will not try such kiddish jokes again and torture Jatland....was sooo damn difficult to make a kid laugh at this joke....Uff :)

[keshavdahiya]

FOR A KOOL JAT.........who loves to be in a YAWA MOOD

sorry dude.....cant c your post as when you ignore some pupil you cannot c the comments(post is hidden here).....and i m so glad........again must be some nonsense and stupid comment.......njoy your day in the SUN under the HILL(as sunita mentioned PHARRI KE NICHE UUNTH).....;).......plz dont mind I think thats a fair decision from my side.......

[deepshi]

tuu tadki te hadey jachyaa bethya,:mad: ,,jituu hodaa kad kaaa khvann laag rya- nhaa dho ley aaj te,,,ar fer nayi pant-busait peher ke digarr jyaa hadey te maadi haan, ham saans leley:p
jaa, eebey terii khor me saani bhe kaayi su beer gailyaan , sapdaa dey...tawli si
na te fer khvega akk HAPPY BUDDAY 2 YOU aley din bi kisse ne naa bujhya:p :D :D

[ratheetheraist]

Aaj ki taaza khabar ....aaj ki taaza khabar
Shunita reporter POGO se istiffa de ke eib Al-Jhajhira ki pravakta ban gayi hai...eib aap sabi inse Arabi mein khabarnaama suno, for interpertation plz! call Kesu Daanger.....Kesu Daanger BBC ka pravakta to hai hi saath mein Al Zajira ke liy language bhi interpret karta hai


ooooooooooo khapeetarr..............tera vardaan khatam.............:mad:

tu jituaa uu hii sadakkan pey bhaajjaann ke layak haii rooke martaa..............arr shayaam ke akhbaar baant taa.........janya tuu........bhaiyaannaa ke khuee hodd bhaai..........:D:D

aaj apne jalamdin pey terii aachi kharrejj bhi kathhii ho jaagi...........tu aappee te rukke marta rehwe saii akk mera janamdin saii.........maney mumbarak baat diyoo saaree..........eh susraa PYAAR KAA BHOOKHAA:D:D.......laage tanne pyaar na milla bachpann main...............hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah aha.............dekhyaa naa appoinment karann aalaa................:D:D:D

arr jiste bhi akbaar baante tuu u saanjh aala........tu ussne bhi kehta rahiyee akk aaj mera jalamdin saii ekk aanaa faaltu de doo uncle ji............arr terii thobaaddii saanjh taain sooji paawegii itne gharan aawegaa tu..........fer pee liyee unn rapiyaa kii aadhi pyaali daaru............marr paree ney........:mad::mad:

shhhhhhhhhhhh.........shhhhhhhhhhh

[anilsangwan]

AREY O PARWAASI PAKSHI....Johadd aale babaji ke paalle-od baander........3 din puraane maangey-od seet ki bigdi-od kaddhi.......datt jya!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha

Kilkii @ bigdi-od kadddhhi.....

BBC news>>Europe

A Exticnct animal/ALIEN has also left its enclosure from a classified location and who is found roaming on the grounds of JATLAND....his picture dipicts that he is in really misery and u cannot easilly judge......weather he is sitting here in this picture or standing.........:D....he calls himself JELLI WALLA............. LELLU SAANGA...:p :D
any way what ever he is saying is purely fictionous and speacial task force from MI6 Uk intelligence agency has been sent....to grab its @$$....it is not clear yet weather it is a male or female and weather it is animal or alien...reports awaited......but it is a funny and creative creature and can write or speak any thing..........so be careful........and dont mind what he has to offer here just keep smiling and trust your news sourses..........


thats it for now............:)

[manu14]

Itna hi nahi Media Dev ji ravaiye se sakh naraj hai aur we log unke khilaf ek jut ho rahe hein ...unpe Rathi Bakeeel ki sahayta se Court mein gherne ki tyari chal rahi hai ...Rathee Bakeel ne NDTV ko bataya ki itne sab ke baad to Dev ji ko India ka to kaya italy ka kanoon bhi maaf nahi karega ....unhone na keval KANON ki bhavnaon ke hi khilwad kiya hai balki uske baad se hi unke alag alag karname dekhne ho mil rahe hein jaise ...abhi saree aam Aapni desh ki mahan Dalit neta ko Chamari karar diya ,,,

Aur to aur unhone jab mein aur Reporter rupi bade hi shaleenta se baat karne ke liye unke awas par gae to Rupi ko kaha ki ...Dat jya kameeen tere te naasan mein dogaa mein dunga ,,,,he was really PHURIOUS at that moment ...aur mujhe unhone kaha ki ureene aa isss teri bandhook si ka ilaaj karun lya ...dekhya ne photu aala ...aur itna kahe kar ek kamera cheen liya aur BAGA kar PHOD diya ...MEIN TO MUSHKILAN SI OOOTDE PE KE KOOD KE AAYA ....ERRRR ITNA EE NAHI RUPPI DADA KA BHI GATE MEIN SEE PASSNA PATTYA :D :D ..... JO AAP LIVE REPORT DEKH RAHE HEIN YE USI BACHE HUE KAMRE KI VEJAH SE ...

Reporter Rupii ke saath KAMERA MAAN jitender hooda KAAAL TAAK aree reee na na AAJ TAK @@@ ke karun shrotaon Dev ji ke ghar te jib te AAYA HUN bach ke aauli aauli baat likaden hein ...

ha ha ha ha ha
nice humorous thread
this treatment of reporters is not a new thing jaatta me
the other day i saw in news when wo koi NDTV ka (if m not wrong) thaapppddda diya tha chautala jee(in haryana) ne ek press conference me because he was acting smart

about dhedh & mayawati ji ,,,,right words said by dev sahab in his interview ye dheedhwwa je jaata me baad ge te mushkil kaar dege
dekha nahi u.p. me saab ke naaka me laatth de rakhaa se
this is an act of foreseen ess matlab aaage kee soooch by our dev sahab so we thank him on his views
anyways ek jat radio are television bhi kholl do dekho ye kitne saare super dooper talent (reporter) khinddee khindee haandee aur channella pe kaam kaarte
pher sochcha nge in kaannaa ke byah ki bhi

[downtoearth]

12*365 ,haryana t.v

bhai raathi,,,,raathi,,,,,rathiiiiiiiiiiii,,,,,arey sunn ley,,,,,taawli na to battery down howaan aali sey ,,, raathi,,,,,,,,,:D
,,mein aur hooda ,,,, kaal raat key bhukhey bhaaney khardey sein dev sir key baarney key aagey,,,,,,,,ibey ek paani ka ek jug bhijwaya hai ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:p ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, UFF ,,, HOODA SAAB CAMERA TO ON KAR LEY,,,,,,main,,, KITNI BAAR KA THUUK BILOOWAN LAAG RAHA HU ,,,,,,,,,,,:D ,,,,,,,,,,,,
aur aayiyey dekhiyey jaisey hi mein aur hooda kaandh pey tey kuddey,,,,,,hooda ki chapal ki baadhi dubara toot gayi,,,,,,{ aaj moochi ki shaat sey }:p aur jaisey hi hum ander kuddey,,,,, mr dev ke 3 pet desi kuttey mahrey paachey -paachey bhaaj liyey,,,,,, lakin shayad kaafi homely kuttey hain ,,,, suungh key maahrey payaan mein lottna shuru kar diya,,,,,,:D ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, aur yey bahar aap dekh saktey hain,,,,,,,,,,, kanoo ki nirri tractor trolly thasa - thass bhari hueeye hai,,,,,,,,,,,,kuch kaaney bhuukh hardtaal aur ,,, aamran anshaan pey beth gayey hain,,,,,,,, ............. raathi ,,,,,,,,, :p

[sunitahooda]

Al-jajira....al-jajira....
Oont Ke Muh Me Jeera....