Bina Stand ke scooter

[sunitahooda]

Mera bhai Atul kai baar ghani piya karta.....ek bar wo mere tai mill kai gya...arr raaji-khusi bata gya wo bi theek tha arr uska scooter bi theek tha....agley din mai kimme kaam tai uske dhorey gai....tai uska Scooter lohey ka dher horya tha....sab kimme toota-foota....mai bolli Bhai iska tai ibb tu NOONN badalwa ley....nu kyukar hoya....bolya Didi kaal kimme ghani pee lee thi arr nashey mai MANNE YO BINA STAND KE GATE KE BAHAR KHADA KARYA ARR BHEETAR BADD KAI MAI SO GYA.....TADKE DEKHYA;)

[keshavdahiya]

hahahahahaha :D:D:D:p:p:p bebe yu te tanne sahi kissa sunaya.......nyu karro iibb us scooter ne dhayal kabaadiye ne dedyo woh usne jacha ke apnne drawing room mein la lega er uus scooteri ka stand la dyo dhyal ke........hahahhahhahha killkki pe killkki oooooooopss sorry for killkki dyann e na rahi ki server paat jyaga.........oooohhhffffffofhhfofofffff....

[sunitahooda]

Wo UK chalya gaya parr scooter ai stand na luaya.....arr mai kai bai cheedd kadhaya karun ak bhai bina stand ke scooter kyukar khada karya karein....bataeiye:D :)

[devdahiya]

Bebe Sunita Kassutti gyan ki baat batai...mere tei paddhh teiain Aankhyan ma ke bharall-2 paani gaya....kiss kameen ke bachche nei scooter ki ya hallatt kari.....Mei prarthhna pei beithh gya suun....Dhhundhhan ge rakkass ke beej nei. Ha..ha..ha.

[ratheetheraist]

hahahahahaha bebe yu te tanne sahi kissa sunaya.......nyu karro iibb us scooter ne dhayal kabaadiye ne dedyo woh usne jacha ke apnne drawing room mein la lega er uus scooteri ka stand la dyo dhyal ke........hahahhahhahha killkki pe killkki oooooooopss sorry for killkki dyann e na rahi ki server paat jyaga.........oooohhhffffffofhhfofofffff....

hahahahhahahahha
casncsagncagsngcrsn;g
cagn;gsczn;tgz;nt hdz;nyohd
g;nocgrsz;noovg;nyovg;nyvg
crsg;nocgrsz;nyovg;nyovgrnyo;@arr woo stand DHAYAL key laa dyooooooooooo................hahahahhaha.......... ....hahahah.........maarey re keshuu tanne te kukramme............hahhaahahaha.............hahah ah:D:D:D:mad::mad::D:D

oops galat thislwa diyaa uu haath tee.........killkii ........chuti hii....server paategaa.........kaka kehte hain:D:D

[anilsangwan]

MANNE YO BINA STAND KE GATE KE BAHAR KHADA KARYA ARR BHEETAR BADD KAI MAI SO GYA.....TADKE DEKHYA;)

Ghana kasoota karya Atul ne....menne laage sei taawal mein bhyaana (excuse) na paya.....:D:D:D ND Kissa....aar ND chitrann...

[dhayal]

sunita ji yeh scooter koi jat na hai yaha per only jat joke post karin


yeh humor hai time pass nai

[anilsangwan]

AREY O SHER-O-SHAYARI KE KHAAYE-OD PRAANNI....

Aaj tu khulla kis ne chhhod diya...tu to hude "Mauj Masti" aale pinjrey mein bandh rahya kare....aak aaj Khutta padda ke bhaaj rahya sei?

Chup chaap apni khor pe chala ja.... Dekhya e na Jat Joke aala.... :D :D


sunita ji yeh scooter koi jat na hai yaha per only jat joke post karin


yeh humor hai time pass nai

[sunitahooda]

Bawlitaredd....kagach ki kishti arr apni moochan ke CHAPPU aale machwarey....Atul bhi jat....Mai bhi Jat....paddhann aaley bi jat....tere uppar padgi...Khatt....arr scooter bi Jat....:D tere GOOGLE ke sadiyal bansaley saudey tai to fer bhi acha sai....jo hum 3-4 saal pehley padh chuke hain....YAVA....:cool:

[sunitahooda]

Rey Anil....khor ki angreji likh de aadey na tai yo kaal sarey din humney Chupadd mai dukhi karega arr sabtey lukmaa poochega....ye KHOR kya hota hai....killki....killki....hahahahahahahahahahah.. ..killki@ ye khor kya hota hai????:D Chup chaap apni khor pe chala ja.... Dekhya e na Jat Joke aala.... :D :D[/quote]

[cooljat]

Scooter bhi JAT :rolleyes: :eek:
yo kabi nahi ho sakta,
Scotter pe JAT likhane se hi woh Jat nahi ho jata
Tera Scooter to YAVA se :p :p :p
hahahahahhah@ YAVA SACOOTER :eek: :eek: :p

Rock on
JitBawlitaredd....kagach ki kishti arr apni moochan ke CHAPPU aale machwarey....Atul bhi jat....Mai bhi Jat....paddhann aaley bi jat....tere uppar padgi...Khatt....arr scooter bi Jat....:D tere GOOGLE ke sadiyal bansaley saudey tai to fer bhi acha sai....jo hum 3-4 saal pehley padh chuke hain....YAVA....:cool:

[anilsangwan]

Aaj tera din sei Andy...maar jya kachod sab ke...par ya Jatland takde hade e paawegi...aar Sunita bhi....fer kyan mein baddega jhakoi??

Scooter bhi JAT :rolleyes: :eek:
yo kabi nahi ho sakta,
Scotter pe JAT likhane se hi woh Jat nahi ho jata
Tera Scooter to YAVA se :p :p :p
hahahahahhah@ YAVA SACOOTER :eek: :eek: :p

Rock on
Jit

[sunitahooda]

Yo khamkha khassan laag rya sai.....Roooka.....Bagh......dekh le iss YAVA nai ibb....:D

[prashantacmet]

Aree KHAGGAD, haamne nu sunaa aaj tera BDAY hai, RAKCHAS tai yaa dharti bojjhhe talle daag di, katake saal te dookhi karan laag raa is dharti ne KOONGER, odd laamba TAAND hai, dhadi paaser adanga bagataa hogga baar ne roj............................

Scooter bhi JAT :rolleyes: :eek:
yo kabi nahi ho sakta,
Scotter pe JAT likhane se hi woh Jat nahi ho jata
Tera Scooter to YAVA se :p :p :p
hahahahahhah@ YAVA SACOOTER :eek: :eek: :p

Rock on
Jit

[manu14]

Ghana kasoota karya Atul ne....menne laage sei taawal mein bhyaana (excuse) na paya.....:D:D:D ND Kissa....aar ND chitrann...



ha ha nice joke & nice chitraan also
but yo anil teekh keh se jaldi me bahna na paya hoga hooo ne atul ne
na jaata ke yaa daaruu na chaada karee
haa babu te daar ke beshak bhaaj ryah ho jib bina stand ke khadda kar gya hoga

[jitendershooda]

oops galat thislwa diyaa uu haath tee.........killkii ........chuti hii....server paategaa.........kaka kehte hain:D:D

ha ha ha Rathee KAKA dekhe chandigarh aake paper mein te tha ke doge pyavenge tere itna choh ne diva tun unke ... ;)

[desijat]

:confused: Scooter bhi JAT :rolleyes: :eek:
yo kabi nahi ho sakta,
Scotter pe JAT likhane se hi woh Jat nahi ho jata
Tera Scooter to YAVA se :p :p :p
hahahahahhah@ YAVA SACOOTER :eek: :eek: :p

Rock on
Jit
Bhai YAva KE ho:confused:

[prashantacmet]

OOOOO AALOO KE PARAMTEE, Tu Baraut ki IZZAT ne katai maatti main milawega, eib pehle majhe nu bata, ek tajhe GAAM main jaao kitne din ho liye, GHUCHADCHAND tajhe "YAVA" ka bhi na barra, chaal aaj hi GAAM main phone karke aapni MALAKPUR walli BHABHI te pooch liye....................Arr jo ussne bhi naa barra ho, to pher nu naa kahiye ek main CHAPRAULLI ka JHAKOI...................

:confused:
Bhai YAva KE ho:confused:

[anilsangwan]

HA HA HA HA HA ...Kasooti Kahi bhai...

Par yoh Oont ka badda meengnna sei....iske dimaag mein toodda bhara sei....Areu O kasai....eb nyu na boojhiye....Meengnna k ho sei?



OOOOO AALOO KE PARAMTEE, Tu Baraut ki IZZAT ne katai maatti main milawega, eib pehle majhe nu bata, ek tajhe GAAM main jaao kitne din ho liye, GHUCHADCHAND tajhe "YAVA" ka bhi na barra, chaal aaj hi GAAM main phone karke aapni MALAKPUR walli BHABHI te pooch liye....................Arr jo ussne bhi naa barra ho, to pher nu naa kahiye ek main CHAPRAULLI ka JHAKOI...................

[cooljat]

hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah
hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhh
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
@ OONT KA BADDA MEENGNNA :p
Jelly aale Jat bhai tune to Desi ki beeran-maati kar di kati!

Rock on
Jit
HA HA HA HA HA ...Kasooti Kahi bhai...

Par yoh Oont ka badda meengnna sei....iske dimaag mein toodda bhara sei....Areu O kasai....eb nyu na boojhiye....Meengnna k ho sei?

[dhayal]

AREY O SHER-O-SHAYARI KE KHAAYE-OD PRAANNI....

Aaj tu khulla kis ne chhhod diya...tu to hude "Mauj Masti" aale pinjrey mein bandh rahya kare....aak aaj Khutta padda ke bhaaj rahya sei?

Chup chaap apni khor pe chala ja.... Dekhya e na Jat Joke aala.... :D :D

bhai ya toh sunita he kahe karein hai only jat joke tab kaha pada tha tu

[ratheetheraist]

bhai ya toh sunita he kahe karein hai only jat joke tab kaha pada tha tu

oooo khapeterruuu..........dont want to say nything more........jus want to say...............uff........get lost u khapeeterruu.......:mad::mad:

no reasoning here............ok...........bhaaj lee laandaa thaa kee:mad::mad:

[dhayal]

oooo khapeterruuu..........dont want to say nything more........jus want to say...............uff........get lost u khapeeterruu.......:mad::mad:

no reasoning here............ok...........bhaaj lee laandaa thaa kee:mad::mad:

tu kon hota hai mane get lost karne wala kasai u get lost:mad: :mad: :mad: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[anilsangwan]

O Bhai...

Tu badda..humm chhotey, Tu Gabru... hum boddey, Tu Sab kuchh...hum kuchh nahi...Ebb to chala ja Jhakoi...Jee lewan de...Dimaag ki dahi na kare.....naye ka naya ulta dena sei upper aale tein....
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Ebb bhi na gaya to tera paachha baander kesa bana-na padega...Laaiyo re Jelli konnn mein tein kaadh ke...

tu kon hota hai mane get lost karne wala kasai u get lost:mad: :mad: :mad: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[dhayal]

O Bhai...

Tu badda..humm chhotey, Tu Gabru... hum boddey, Tu Sab kuchh...hum kuchh nahi...Ebb to chala ja Jhakoi...Jee lewan de...Dimaag ki dahi na kare.....naye ka naya ulta dena sei upper aale tein....
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Ebb bhi na gaya to tera paachha baander kesa bana-na padega...Laaiyo re Jelli konnn mein tein kaadh ke...


thare mein dimaag hai ke jo dahi bane ga, tu hi bag ja hum peeth dikhane waloon mein se nai

[anilsangwan]

O Bhaat ke laadooo.....Daat jya...

Kise Or ne bhi reply kar lenn de...tere jise kayee aaye aur chale gaye hade tein....na bhaandey is taagey ne.....

thare mein dimaag hai ke jo dahi bane ga, tu hi bag ja hum peeth dikhane waloon mein se nai

[ratheetheraist]

O Bhai...

Tu badda..humm chhotey, Tu Gabru... hum boddey, Tu Sab kuchh...hum kuchh nahi...Ebb to chala ja Jhakoi...Jee lewan de...Dimaag ki dahi na kare.....naye ka naya ulta dena sei upper aale tein....

Ebb bhi na gaya to tera paachha baander kesa bana-na padega...Laaiyo re Jelli konnn mein tein kaadh ke...

o bhai nillee............iss khatar tu ek naii jellii kaa orderr karr deyy.........heheh.........kattii bhiddi bhiddi honn jiskkii singadd.........hehehe.......kilkii............arr r chabho dee susrree kee paachhee mainn...............kilkii..........hahahhahahaha. .....................:D:D:D

case te main niptungaa..........isstee aape nu na kahwaa dii akk main na pechantaa akk uu koon haii...........te hum bi ke vakeel paakee..........kilkii......darree naa.........poo deeyy jelluaa..........killkii:D:D:D

[sunitahooda]

Yo kyun overestimate kar liya....iss tayi Jelli ki jarut na sai...kyun Jelli nai bi YAva karein hum....iss tayi tai ek Patlii si Kamchi arr usme Mochi ke patley jootey ganthan ke chobey jadwa dyo....usne bi delhtey gash kha kai padega yo....Sher ki khal.....hahahahahahahahahahahahaha arr ibb yo gadadd ki dhal Hu...huuuuuuu....huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu karan aala sai asman kainya thobda tha kai

[QUOTE=ratheetheraist]o bhai nillee............iss khatar tu ek naii jellii kaa orderr karr deyy.........heheh.........kattii bhiddi bhiddi honn jiskkii singadd.........hehehe.......kilkii............arr r chabho dee susrree kee paachhee mainn...............kilkii..........hahahhahahaha. .....................:D:D:D

[sunitahooda]

Ya be-akal ki baat Sunita nai na kahi thi....khoond tanne kahi thi...padh le arr kimme sharam karley....kyun tarrdaan laag rya sai....mindak ki dhal....Killki @mindak n killki @ tarrdana

sunita ji yeh scooter koi jat na hai yaha per only jat joke post karin


yeh humor hai time pass nai

[sunitahooda]

Yo to pehlam lost sai Rathee....ibb tai yo GHost bann rya sai....arr thodey dina mai Pittar ban jyaga....killki @ pittar

oooo khapeterruuu..........dont want to say nything more........jus want to say...............uff........get lost u khapeeterruu.......:mad::mad:

no reasoning here............ok...........bhaaj lee laandaa thaa kee:mad::mad:

[anilsangwan]

Kanaagat mein kheer khaaniya KAAG sei yoh Sunita....Yoh kaagla bera na kit tein mahari mundeir pe aa baithaa.......maaro dallla iske....

Yo to pehlam lost sai Rathee....ibb tai yo GHost bann rya sai....arr thodey dina mai Pittar ban jyaga....killki @ pittar

[dhayal]

O Bhaat ke laadooo.....Daat jya...

Kise Or ne bhi reply kar lenn de...tere jise kayee aaye aur chale gaye hade tein....na bhaandey is taagey ne.....


anile galt jagh hath dala hai tane mein aane janewaloon mein nai hoon , jane ki bari teri hai, bag le nai phir mat kahna moka nai diya.:D :D :D

[anilsangwan]

AREY O MELLEY KI POOMBBII,

DATT JYA TU....TERE KYU CHOORNEY LADD JYAN SEIN JIBBE? MEETHHA KAM KHAYA KAR JHAKOI..............TERE SAANS FOOLA DENGEY HUM...

TERI YE MOOCHH GHISADDTI HAANDEGI... PAAYAN TELLE KATTENGI.....

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

anile galt jagh hath dala hai tane mein aane janewaloon mein nai hoon , jane ki bari teri hai, bag le nai phir mat kahna moka nai diya.:D :D :D

[sunitahooda]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha......hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh. ...hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihih...khikhikhikh ikhikhikhikhikhikhikhi.....killki...doonda paad kai....killki....Anil ek hoya kare YAVA....ek hoya kare NAKTA....hahahahahahahahaha


TERE SAANS FOOLA DENGEY HUM...

TERI YE MOOCHH GHISADDTI HAANDEGI... PAAYAN TELLE KATTENGI.....

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA[/QUOTE]

[anilsangwan]

KISE DHARRMENDER JISE DAILOGE THOKKE SEI KASAI.... KIS KENNE LIKHWA LAYA??

EBB EK KAAM KAR THODA SA SEET PEE LE....AAR SEELAA HO JYA....NAHI TO LOO FOONK JAANGI TENNE HUDE HYDARAABAAD MEIN.....

mein aane janewaloon mein nai hoon , jane ki bari teri hai, bag le nai phir mat kahna moka nai diya.

[sunitahooda]

Dharmenra ke dialogue konya ye tai manne....Johny Lever ya Rajpal Yadav ke lagein sain....



KISE DHARRMENDER JISE DAILOGE THOKKE SEI KASAI.... KIS KENNE LIKHWA LAYA??

EBB EK KAAM KAR THODA SA SEET PEE LE....AAR SEELAA HO JYA....NAHI TO LOO FOONK JAANGI TENNE HUDE HYDARAABAAD MEIN.....

[sunnysangwan]

Dharmenra ke dialogue konya ye tai manne....Johny Lever ya Rajpal Yadav ke lagein sain....
ar manne NAGRAJ ki comic ke :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[sunitahooda]

Chacha Chaudhary ke bhi lage sain thodey thodey.....:o :) :confused: :eek: :mad:

ar manne NAGRAJ ki comic ke :D

[anilsangwan]

ar manne NAGRAJ ki comic ke :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

AREY BHAI SAANGEY ( BINA JELLI AALE) aar Bebe Sunita

* Chacha Choudhary ka dimaag computer se bhi tezz chalta hai

** Saabu mangal griah ka vaasi hai....

Yeh do dialogue menne ebb bhi yaad sein....Par iss HADDIYAL ka k karya ja..? Aawe sei aar GOSSEY THAAP ja sei....

[sunnysangwan]

ar tu 1 kasoota dialogue to bhool e gya jo har doosre panne pe * laga ke likhya hota tha
Jab saabu ko gussa aata hai to kahin jwaalamukhi fat ta hai.


AREY BHAI SAANGEY ( BINA JELLI AALE) aar Bebe Sunita

* Chacha Choudhary ka dimaag computer se bhi tezz chalta hai

** Saabu mangal griah ka vaasi hai....

Yeh do dialogue menne ebb bhi yaad sein....Par iss HADDIYAL ka k karya ja..? Aawe sei aar GOSSEY THAAP ja sei....

[desijat]

:confused: ar tu 1 kasoota dialogue to bhool e gya jo har doosre panne pe * laga ke likhya hota tha
Jab saabu ko gussa aata hai to kahin jwaalamukhi fat ta hai.
Khi KHi
Chacha chaudhary jaat tha ke:confused:

[desijat]

Dekho Dekho
Chacha Chaudhary ki mooch bhi dholi hai:p

[anilsangwan]

K KEHNNA CHAHWE SEI O GHAAM KE MAARE-OD TAMAAATAR ???

Tenne ebb hum Chacha kehwein k? Kaal ke banne od.....relly ghee ke baddi boondi aale LAADOO.....Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... :D :D :D :D :D :D

Dekho Dekho
Chacha Chaudhary ki mooch bhi dholi hai:p

[keshavdahiya]

Dekho Dekho
Chacha Chaudhary ki mooch bhi dholi hai:p

VIKAS CHAU........ooo chamar ya dhanak se ke tu.....iisii iisii faltu kaam kyun karre se....dekho dekho......bhaaj jya are te dekya na dikhaniye
.....tere tahin iitni bhudi bhudi keh li sabne agar asli jat hotta to iib tahin ruk leta ya pher DABARKKA deta....tu te ghanna badda nakilli likdya....mera bhi ji na karta iib te tere te batlaan ka..hahahhahhaa bansalla MAACHAR....killkki

lekin tu na manne......tanne yeh aaddu baat karni hoya karen.....manne te iss post paache tere upper block ka khatkaa daaab diya hai.....konya dikhe teri koisi post
bhagwan tera bhalla karre.....:D:D:D:D

[desijat]

:D CHACHA CHAUDHARY ka deemag comp. se bhi tez chalta hai
Mera Anurag se bhi tez chalee:D (BHARAT KA SUPER COMPUTER)

Ar Mein kyun chamar hota :eek: Mein mucha te hata li thi par manne sunita bebe ne keha ak laga, achi lage ye mucha pher raakh li:p

Bado ki baat Talna naa seekha manne, Ar Firangi Germany vasi, Ugravadi sa lage kashmir te bhaja hua:o

Khi khi UGRAVADIIII

[keshavdahiya]

CHACHA CHAUDHARY ka deemag comp. se bhi tez chalta hai
Mera Anurag se bhi tez chalee:D (BHARAT KA SUPER COMPUTER)

Ar Mein kyun chamar hota :eek: Mein mucha te hata li thi par manne sunita bebe ne keha ak laga, achi lage ye mucha pher raakh li:p

Bado ki baat Talna naa seekha manne, Ar Firangi Germany vasi, Ugravadi sa lage kashmir te bhaja hua:o

Khi khi UGRAVADIIII


hahaha desi kiddoo karaatte kid(KKK)
......dekhiye kitte na comment karre pher....aur kahin teri munch khintti khindtti hannde pher......tere jisse kai janne ringtte ringtte gaye sein aarre

..tanne ek thread ka link dyun sun>>http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12504&highlight=jaton+ke+mus (http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12504&highlight=jaton+ke+mus)....iss thread ne dhyan te paddh liye er ek be nahi kai be paddh liye......tere jisse kayi aaye kayyi gaye........ek baat aur sunn le iss thread ke baaare mein....ISS thread ne jittni tezi paddtti thi uutni tezi aaj tahin jatland pe kisse thread ne na pakkddi aaj tahin er aage ka bera na...AAJ bhi dekh liye.....most viewed thread hai and with a few days.....

OOOOOOO Rathee rukkkkkkkkkaaaaaa.....leke aaiye apne rath ne er bitha ke chodd ke aayiye bhai ne.....:p yu khuu rehya se.....kai din ho liye yu bichalla-bichalla haande se aarrre...iisne koi dikhaiyo shamshan ka rastta na yu marrega kitte katt ke...VIKU THE CUTE-JAT thodda coco cola pee le kaalja shiillla ho jya ga tera........hahhahahhahaa killkki :D:D:D:D:D