rathee bhai ki bahu khuu giiiii.....

[fool4love]

baat 2010 ki see.....
rupi bhai ...ar rathee bhai ki bahu khuu ggiiii... te ve... thaane chale gaye report likhavan

rathee bhai: inispector saaab.. mahri donua ki bahuu khu giii:confused: :confused:
inespector: aaccha reee.... kisi....thi va..? huliaa baataoo..

rathee bhai: jamaa.. doodh barga gora rang thaa ji uska
inespector: accha ree!!... or?

rathee bhai: ashvarya barga kad thaa ji uske
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: moti jissee.. daat theee ji uske
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: sunhare sunhare... baal thee ji uske
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: ikdum kimikatkar jisi lagya karti ji
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: hirni jissiii aankhee thee ji uski
inespector: accha ree!!.. chaaal re rupinderaa... ib tu bata

rupi bhai: janab.. meri ne goli maaro.. chalo pahlyaa.. iski eee tooh ke layavaan geee...:D

[deepshi]

yu aachi bhundi banni ree...good one !
killki killki
(koye naa, server te paat liyaa se):D

[cooljat]

hahahah Bhai Kamal tune to kammal kar diya,
Bhai Rathee the terrorist eib aaya phaad ke neeche :p :p :D :D

Rock on
Jit

[anilsangwan]

Bhai Kamal Dharti kaat giri tenne 14 tawaan ki herroo le ke.....kasoota likh gira yoh te inn pe...

Par bhai Jehrili fukaad tein bachiye ebb...kade lapetey mein aa jya....yeh kasai sein...kise ne bhi na bakshein....Par bhai sunn... Staaph aala pass dikha diye...

Aar yoh Jit sei na....Yoh bhi kasai unka e oodi paawega fer...ebbe raaji ho rahya sei Joke padh ke...

[ajaygaite]

Year 2010:

what are you reading here, let us go to search rathee's bahu :)

rai rupi bhai kai baat sai, tanai apni bahoo kai baarai mai tou kuchh bataya hai nahi..

to kamal: bhai kamal kai kahanai chahw sai ki Rupi ki bahu rathee's wife jisi koni :(


Kilki@ Inspector
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

[jitendershooda]

Ha haaha bhai re KAMLE >.....par ek rolli rakh gya tun ismien ...IIISSPECTOR ka naam LAKHOO Gyaa ...Dikhe tunhe pavega wo PETLA sa baithya hude thane mein beedi pemta .... :D :D :D

[keshavdahiya]

chaaal re rupinderaa... ib tu bata

rupi bhai: janab.. meri bhi kati BHINN KI BHINN...:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Jo rathhee khawe se wahhe meri bhi se jamma NYU KI NYU

[ratheetheraist]

bhaii manne beraa paat gyaa akk suthrii bahu lyaan kaa nuksaan howegaa 2010 main.............arr mere ghar kee unn bhi chintaa main leen rehya kartee akk iss chore khattar chori sej sii ne paawe te konii naa e itni laambii........arr naa ee suthrii.........:(

ibb unnee keh dungaa akk merii laabi arr suthrii naa lyaaiyoo naa te dekh lyoo iss kamal ney kisi matii pittii aaj..........ke beraa kukrami ki jeeb pey mata bethi hoo arr yaa saachi ho jyaa 2010 main..........:mad:.

main te apne babu ne kahun sun akk manney dhoknii saii waa lambii suthrii bahu jo roj khoii rehgii.........tu nuu kariyee akk 2 CHOTTII CHOTTII LE AAIYEE..........unne upara talli khadi kar liyaa karungaa JADD MAIN..............iss bhaanee unn chottiyaan kaa bhi ghar bassegaa...........arr merii din raat niri sewa karengii........................arr naa unkee khoon kaa dukh hoo.....saali khoo jaangi te orr le aawaangee......killki........pe...........killkii. ........apni kilkii te naa thambengee thaane ney dekh ke roj roj..................killkii......pe..........kill ki.....:D:D:D:D

nirtuilcrfbtuicrgabtilacrgbiargbli;yargbyo;agr
ayaciacgibtuagclbitclabiacrgblacrgblitnanlicr..... ....hahahahahahhahah........marrgee reeee bhaii kamall bigni joke.......:D:D:D

[anilsangwan]

Ha haaha bhai re KAMLE >.....par ek rolli rakh gya tun ismien ...IIISSPECTOR ka naam LAKHOO Gyaa ...Dikhe tunhe pavega wo PETLA sa baithya hude thane mein beedi pemta .... :D :D :D

aagei nyu bani......

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Ja! 2 Cha bol aa bahar dhaabe pe..aar 2 Kammaander ki sigrate bhi le aaiye..

RUPI to IISSPECTOR : :rolleyes: Itne tu toh laawega mahari ghar aaliyaan ne????

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Kunn se gaam ki thee?

RUPI to IISSPECTOR : Donu Duballdhan-Maajre ki..bebe sein donu...

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Uss gaam ki to Meheins khu ja to na paawe....Lugayee paawein sein? Apne Apne gharaan jao...aar baalkaan nei Rotti po-po ke khuwaao Kasaiyo...hade ke dokey lewo so...laandey e kama khao...aar haan...Raanda club ka faaram Muki007 tein le liyo...pilson ho jaagi thaari..... :D :D

[ PS: No offenses to anyone...]

[jitendershooda]

aagei nyu bani......

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Ja! 2 Cha bol aa bahar dhaabe pe..aar 2 Kammaander ki sigrate bhi le aaiye..

RUPI to IISSPECTOR : :rolleyes: Itne tu toh laawega mahari ghar aaliyaan ne????

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Kunn se gaam ki thee?

RUPI to IISSPECTOR : Donu Duballdhan-Maajre ki..bebe sein donu...

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Uss gaam ki to Meheins khu ja to na paawe....Lugayee paawein sein?

[ PS: No offenses to anyone...]

Ha hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha hah a mar gya rae aaaahhhhh hoooooo oooohoooo Sangey reeeee Us gaam ki khui aud te mheins bhi na paveee ......haaaaaahahahahah

bhai re chale pad diye jama nu ... KAMLA ISSPECTOR TE BHAI SOODHA EE THA JO 2 SIKREETTEE LE KE EE TAN BAJA LI KIME PAISE DHELI BHI TE LIYE HONGE IN DONUA DHORE ...

Upar aale reply mein yo rathee ke kahe hai choti choti do le ke upra tali kahdi kar lunga dhore ....ha ha ha hah ha ha bhai ree rathee theek kahe hai DONU JANI KHOOB SEVA KARENGI JUKAR ROONDHE KHOONDE NE CHANDRAVAL MEIN APANE GURU KE PAAN DABE THE NUEE TERE DABENGI BHAI ....ER PHER TERE BALAK BHI NIRE KHOONTE GADAN KE KAAM AAVENGE :) :) :D :D

[cooljat]

:D :D :D :D Bhai Jelly aale Jat & Jeetu hooda
tum logone to Rathee bhai ki matti-paleet kar dee :p
ek baat aur bhai Hooda kade haath-pag daabti daabti Galla na daab de wah chhoti-chotti 2 lugaai :p :p

bhai Rathi bach ke....as dwarf as cunning :rolleyes:

Rock on
Jit

[ratheetheraist]

.

Upar aale reply mein yo rathee ke kahe hai choti choti do le ke upra tali kahdi kar lunga dhore ....ha ha ha hah ha ha bhai ree rathee theek kahe hai DONU JANI KHOOB SEVA KARENGI JUKAR ROONDHE KHOONDE NE CHANDRAVAL MEIN APANE GURU KE PAAN DABE THE NUEE TERE DABENGI BHAI ....ER PHER TERE BALAK BHI NIRE KHOONTE GADAN KE KAAM AAVENGE
oo bhaaii hoodaa saab..........tuu jannta konii naa iss maarii issii TIPPANNI karr gya tu mere baalkaan kee baare main..............koi baat naa..le sunn........:cool:

mhaare SUNDER PUR ke RATHHIYAAN ney ek wardaan mill raa saii...........akk mhaare balakk APNNEYY BAABU PEY eyy jaaya karenn:p:D:cool:.................unkii maa te che kisii ee honn.........arr je fer bhi kisee ney tantarr mantarr karr diyaa jitu bargee neyy arr chottey chottey ho gey.......tee mere saalyaan neyy patharr ke bandh kee NADDII main gair aungaa...................:mad::mad:

hahahahahahahhahaha
hahahahhahahhahahhaha
hahahahahahhahahahhaha
hahahahahahahahhahahaha
hahahahahahhahahahahhaha.........marey ree...........:D:D:D

[jitendershooda]

oo bhaaii hoodaa saab..........tuu jannta konii naa iss maarii issii TIPPANNI karr gya tu mere baalkaan kee baare main..............koi baat naa..le sunn........:cool:

mhaare SUNDER PUR ke RATHHIYAAN ney ek wardaan mill raa saii...........akk mhaare balakk APNNEYY BAABU PEY eyy jaaya karenn:p:D

ha ha ha ha Na bhai dekh aapne bhatije-bhatijiyan ka khayal sa ho gya tha na te mere yaar mein ke issi TIPPANNI karta ...katiye na ...;) ;)

SUNDERPUR KA HAI TUN AACHA RE JYANHE TAHI TUN ITNI SUNDER BAHU LAYA THA ...THEEK KAHE HAI TUN DEKHYA DOOKH HOGYA BINA BAAT KA PAPERAN MEIN ,....TOHNI BHI PADEGI NU BINA TOHE BHI NA SAAAREE :eek: :) :D :D

[anilsangwan]

Ha ....ER PHER TERE BALAK BHI NIRE KHOONTE GADAN KE KAAM AAVENGE :) :) :D :D

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....Kaatya Rog....

Bhai Bhedd ke goddey maan maan baalak hongey...woh yaad sei gaam mein jab kuwa khodya karein...baalak kahya karein..."Falaane ke kuwe mein bilaandhhiye maanas likdey"

Bilaandhhiye baalak huwengey......

[ratheetheraist]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....Kaatya Rog....

Bhai Bhedd ke goddey maan maan baalak hongey...woh yaad sei gaam mein jab kuwa khodya karein...baalak kahya karein..."Falaane ke kuwe mein bilaandhhiye maanas likdey"

Bilaandhhiye baalak huwengey......

oooooooooo khuppattiyoooooooooooo................hahahahahaha hahahahaha...............ibb tumney main ke kahun julmiyooooooooooooo..................hahahahahahha haa...............hahahaha..............billandiya an kaa main tumneyy ke kahun hahahahahah,,,,,,,,,,,,,._______________tum aapee samajh jaaiyoo arr killkii maar liyoo.,................hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahhaha.,............tum te bhaii kattii khu[paattii bal;ak likdde....................arr sunn ree jellii aaallee jaatt....................hahahahahhahaah.......... ....tu te meryaarr pagla gaya haii yar...........hahahahhahah...........hahahahha.... ........

datt tuu ............tuu nu bata iss fotu main tu khadya saii akk bethaa saii...................laagyaa tuu bhiii billandhiyaa ee...........hahahahah..........ahahha...........t eraa udde bangolore main adda bann ryaa saii billandiyaa ho keeyy te mere balakk bhi kimme khaa kama lengee ........jee lyann dee julmii............hahahahha............jelli pooungaa yaa terii tere ee..........hahahahahahha.........

[cooljat]

hahahahahhaha@ Bilaandhhiye baalak
bhai re Jellya aale Jat tune to Rathee ki kati beizati kar dee :p :p :D :D
hahahhahahaahahhahahahahahhahahah

lage reho!

rock on
Jit

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....Kaatya Rog....

Bhai Bhedd ke goddey maan maan baalak hongey...woh yaad sei gaam mein jab kuwa khodya karein...baalak kahya karein..."Falaane ke kuwe mein bilaandhhiye maanas likdey"

Bilaandhhiye baalak huwengey......

[ratheetheraist]

hahahahahhaha@ Bilaandhhiye baalak
bhai re Jellya aale Jat tune to Rathee ki kati beizati kar dee :p :p :D :D
hahahhahahaahahhahahahahahhahahah



aaj tera julam din saii..............aaj teri 50 galti maaf sain...............tere upar koi anch bi nahi aawegii......parr 51mi honti ee terii ghetii dharti main padi paawegii............kirsha ka chakkar yaad saii naa..............:cool:

[anilsangwan]

O Bhai History ke "Khaali-sthaan bharo aalle prashan"

Woh baalak maharey bhi to kimme laagde hongey Khagarr....Mein kimme na kahoon apne bhatijyaan ne....Bhudaapey mein Jagadhri number 1 ka pawwa we e lya ke diya karengey menne....

:D :D :D

oooooooooo khuppattiyoooooooooooo................hahahahahaha hahahahaha...............ibb tumney main ke kahun julmiyooooooooooooo..................hahahahahahha haa...............hahahaha..............billandiya an kaa main tumneyy ke kahun hahahahahah,,,,,,,,,,,,,._______________tum aapee samajh jaaiyoo arr killkii maar liyoo.,................hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahhaha.,............tum te bhaii kattii khu[paattii bal;ak likdde....................arr sunn ree jellii aaallee jaatt....................hahahahahhahaah.......... ....tu te meryaarr pagla gaya haii yar...........hahahahhahah...........hahahahha.... ........

datt tuu ............tuu nu bata iss fotu main tu khadya saii akk bethaa saii...................laagyaa tuu bhiii billandhiyaa ee...........hahahahah..........ahahha...........t eraa udde bangolore main adda bann ryaa saii billandiyaa ho keeyy te mere balakk bhi kimme khaa kama lengee ........jee lyann dee julmii............hahahahha............jelli pooungaa yaa terii tere ee..........hahahahahahha.........

[dhayal]

aaj tera julam din saii..............aaj teri 50 galti maaf sain...............tere upar koi anch bi nahi aawegii......parr 51mi honti ee terii ghetii dharti main padi paawegii............kirsha ka chakkar yaad saii naa..............:cool:


julam din ka sahara kyo leta julami mein toh teri ek bhi galti maaf nai karta:mad: :mad:

[deepshi]

tere bhai ne BESHT OP LUCK !!:)
dikhey...mharaa naam rossan kariyeye:D :D :D

[sunitahooda]

Terrosrist na aaya kartey pahaadd ke neechey....OONT aaya karein....YAVA:D ...yava Guga

hahahah Bhai Kamal tune to kammal kar diya,
Bhai Rathee the terrorist eib aaya phaad ke neeche :p :p :D :D

Rock on
Jit

[keshavdahiya]

julam din ka sahara kyo leta julami mein toh teri ek bhi galti maaf nai karta:mad: :mad:


hahhahahaha dekhya na galti maaf karniya......tanne pinjrre mein te kunn likdaan de se............tu woh mussa hai JO TIGERIYE ke khaal peher reyha se er nyu soche se ki jungle mein mangal jho rehya se........hahahha.....
tanne bera na se ki tu aare aa rehya se wahhe kittni baddi galti se.......er teri maafi kitt challe se........bawalli KHODD.......hahahhahaha.....
STAND AALA JANTU SE TU............:D:p@ BAWALLI KHODD, :D:p@JANTU
iib nyu na kehen laag jaaiye ki yeh NAKLLI munch JO kisaari jiissi sein yeh bhi teri shaan sein........:D:p@KISAARI KISI MUNCH.....hhahahhahahahhha...
ssshhhhhhhh.........sssshhhhhhhhhh.......;)

[cooljat]

AL-Qaida ke Terrorist Afganistan ke pahadon mein hi chuppa karte hein, :p :p
:D :D :D :D :D


Rock on
Jit

Terrosrist na aaya kartey pahaadd ke neechey....OONT aaya karein....YAVA:D ...yava Guga

[sunitahooda]

Aur Jatland ka NAAI(JIT) unke peechey-peechey digar jaya karein....ibb poochega DIGAR ka ke matlab???? Guga @ digar:cool: :mad: AL-Qaida ke Terrorist Afganistan ke pahadon mein hi chuppa karte hein, :p :p
:D :D :D :D :D


Rock on
Jit

[sunitahooda]

Hey Deepika Pussy cat ke liye KHOR banwadi...ibb yo poochega ye Pussycat kya hoti hai....Sher ki khal ki aadat padgi isney....:) Killki @ Khor 4 pussy cat



quote=deepikarathee]aree oh khidwa teem k 12th man............:mad:

tu k maafi dega mere bhai ne.............uske paper sapaden de fer tanne tere photu main is sher ki jagan balli(pussy cat) nahi dikaa di na te manne bataiye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[rkumar]

baat 2010 ki see.....
rupi bhai ...ar rathee bhai ki bahu khuu ggiiii... te ve... thaane chale gaye report likhavan

rathee bhai: inispector saaab.. mahri donua ki bahuu khu giii:confused: :confused:
inespector: aaccha reee.... kisi....thi va..? huliaa baataoo..

rathee bhai: jamaa.. doodh barga gora rang thaa ji uska
inespector: accha ree!!... or?

rathee bhai: ashvarya barga kad thaa ji uske
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: moti jissee.. daat theee ji uske
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: sunhare sunhare... baal thee ji uske
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: ikdum kimikatkar jisi lagya karti ji
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: hirni jissiii aankhee thee ji uski
inespector: accha ree!!.. chaaal re rupinderaa... ib tu bata

rupi bhai: janab.. meri ne goli maaro.. chalo pahlyaa.. iski eee tooh ke layavaan geee...:D



Nice hilarious dialogues... Could have been part of a haryanvi film I am sure..

RK^2

[anilsangwan]

Dattiye ...Tere GOLLA-LAATHI laoonga........Dekhya e na maaf karaniya...

Bhaaj le hade tein ... bhaaja ja sei to... mudd ke na dekhiye....nahi to paachey pe lathh laagengey....ha ha ha ha ha ha.....


julam din ka sahara kyo leta julami mein toh teri ek bhi galti maaf nai karta:mad: :mad:

[fool4love]

tere bhai ne BESHT OP LUCK !!:)
dikhey...mharaa naam rossan kariyeye:D :D :D

choorii.. tu chinta matnaa kaar .... tere naam pe to uu gota sa jar dee gaa... :D pher khoob chamke ga tara naam..

[fool4love]

aagei nyu bani......

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Ja! 2 Cha bol aa bahar dhaabe pe..aar 2 Kammaander ki sigrate bhi le aaiye..

RUPI to IISSPECTOR : :rolleyes: Itne tu toh laawega mahari ghar aaliyaan ne????

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Kunn se gaam ki thee?

RUPI to IISSPECTOR : Donu Duballdhan-Maajre ki..bebe sein donu...

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Uss gaam ki to Meheins khu ja to na paawe....Lugayee paawein sein? Apne Apne gharaan jao...aar baalkaan nei Rotti po-po ke khuwaao Kasaiyo...hade ke dokey lewo so...laandey e kama khao...aar haan...Raanda club ka faaram Muki007 tein le liyo...pilson ho jaagi thaari..... :D :D

[ PS: No offenses to anyone...]

hahahahahahahahahaha..... tod kar diya sangwan saaab... aapne to... aap to mere te bhi 4 dung aage dhaarii... hahahahaha... meheins khu ja to na paawee.. hahahahahah nu karange... next kahani aapan.. partnership me likhaan gee.. :D ......ar pherrrr no offence.. likhan ki zarooraat na see... aadde saare bhale maanas see.. koye offence na leve ..:D

[desijat]

baat 2010 ki see.....
rupi bhai ...ar rathee bhai ki bahu khuu ggiiii... te ve... thaane chale gaye report likhavan

rathee bhai: inispector saaab.. mahri donua ki bahuu khu giii:confused: :confused:
inespector: aaccha reee.... kisi....thi va..? huliaa baataoo..

rathee bhai: jamaa.. doodh barga gora rang thaa ji uska
inespector: accha ree!!... or?

rathee bhai: ashvarya barga kad thaa ji uske
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: moti jissee.. daat theee ji uske
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: sunhare sunhare... baal thee ji uske
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: ikdum kimikatkar jisi lagya karti ji
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: hirni jissiii aankhee thee ji uski
inespector: accha ree!!.. chaaal re rupinderaa... ib tu bata

rupi bhai: janab.. meri ne goli maaro.. chalo pahlyaa.. iski eee tooh ke layavaan geee...:D


HAHAHAHA

Bhaii Dhanyawad Sohni bahu wale ibja soch mein lagre honge kukar apni aali nu bhundi kare:p

[downtoearth]

arey oo khagardoon,,,,,,,,,, tahmney mahri itni sooch sey to ,,,,,, khuyee hoord bahu kyun tohwoo soo,,,,,,:D :D :D ,,,,, koi nayi lyaa dyo ney,,,,,,,,,;) ;) :p

[deepshi]

dekh kissa kasuut chaa chadh ryaa se..:(
be nuu e karey jaoyo donnu- khoye jaiyo arr fer nayii .....:p :D arey oo khagardoon,,,,,,,,,, tahmney mahri itni sooch sey to ,,,,,, khuyee hoord bahu kyun tohwoo soo,,,,,,:D :D :D ,,,,, koi nayi lyaa dyo ney,,,,,,,,,;) ;) :p

[fool4love]

dekh kissa kasuut chaa chadh ryaa se..:(
be nuu e karey jaoyo donnu- khoye jaiyo arr fer nayii .....:p :D Quote:
downtoearth[/B]
arey oo khagardoon,,,,,,,,,, tahmney mahri itni sooch sey to ,,,,,, khuyee hoord bahu kyun tohwoo soo,,,,,,:D :D :D ,,,,, koi nayi lyaa dyo ney,,,,,,,,,;) ;) :p

[downtoearth]

dekh kissa kasuut chaa chadh ryaa se.
be nuu e karey jaoyo donnu- khoye jaiyo arr fer nayii .....:D khiu khi khi,,,, heheeh,,,,,,,

ek nu bolya,,,,,faalaney ka sherr ghee kha jey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,>>>>
dusra >>>>..... are4y khaa to jey ,,, fer aawey kardey tey,,,,,:D :D ,,,,,,, khi khi:D ,,,,,,,,,

arey bahu ,,, khoo too dyaan ,,,,,, fer khoon ney aawey kardey tey.... ha:D :D :D khi khi khi

[fool4love]

khiu khi khi,,,, heheeh,,,,,,,

ek nu bolya,,,,,faalaney ka sherr ghee kha jey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,>>>>
dusra >>>>..... are4y khaa to jey ,,, fer aawey kardey tey,,,,,:D :D ,,,,,,, khi khi:D ,,,,,,,,,

arey bahu ,,, khoo too dyaan ,,,,,, fer khoon ney aawey kardey tey.... ha:D :D :D khi khi khi
hahahah.. ya to or bhi ghani baadii samasyaa see....:D

[anilsangwan]

Ya bhi kasooti maari bhai firde jee pe....Kasai saachi baat baga gya....Laagya reh nyu e jeepdi mein tein kaadh kaadh bagawann ne...aar rukka maaran ne....."Lo Chutkale...Lo Chutkale..."


arey bahu ,,, khoo too dyaan ,,,,,, fer khoon ney aawey kardey tey.... ha:D :D :D khi khi khi

[dhayal]

aree oh khidwa teem k 12th man............:mad:

to ghor se dek kahan aur kiske saamne khada hai.......yahan BAAT EK BAAR SAMJAAYI JAATII HAI BUS..................hoya dhila maada yo gaat........

tu k maafi dega mere bhai ne.............uske paper sapaden de fer tanne tere photu main is sher ki jagan balli(pussy cat) nahi dikaa di na te manne bataiye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, main dikan dungi............... :D:D:D:D .kikkii.............pe..................kikkii.... ..............par halke level ki nahi te bhaddam........................aisa kaka kehtein hai:cool:


ohhhhhhhh puttar yeh tera bhai kam hai jo tu bhi aali , rahi baat samjane ki toh tu abhi dhayal ne na jane, tere abhi khelne kudne ke din hai. theek hai bache:p :p :p

[dhayal]

Dattiye ...Tere GOLLA-LAATHI laoonga........Dekhya e na maaf karaniya...

Bhaaj le hade tein ... bhaaja ja sei to... mudd ke na dekhiye....nahi to paachey pe lathh laagengey....ha ha ha ha ha ha.....



ooohe anile tane abhi dhayal ka laath na dekhya ish liye bad bad ke baat kar raha reeeeeeee Darpok kisi bill mein guss ja nai toh yaha sheron ke bich mein darke mar jayega bag bag dum daba ke :D :D :D :cool:

[dhayal]

Aur Jatland ka NAAI(JIT) unke peechey-peechey digar jaya karein....ibb poochega DIGAR ka ke matlab???? Guga @ digar:cool: :mad:


jite tu toh naai ban gya reeeee lekin mein soch raha tha Nan kise banaye

sayad koi Nan bane ke.............................................:ma d: :mad: :mad: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[ratheetheraist]

ohhhhhhhh puttar yeh tera bhai kam hai jo tu bhi aali , rahi baat samjane ki toh tu abhi dhayal ne na jane, tere abhi khelne kudne ke din hai. theek hai bache
aachaa ree..............dhayall tu ke apne aap neyy ABDUL KALAMM kaa NAAII laa raa haii jo tere roj intruu aandee hoo arr ya tannee jaanee...........khappetruu.................apnii mucchhaan nuu lagamm dee hunn...........naa terii vichhon golliyaan kadd daangaa.............:mad::mad:

yu ke karaa reyy HADHIYAL...............hehe.........moot diyaa rehh......pant main ee......uff soryy pajamey main ee................uff gandee dheedd.......:eek::eek:

itna darr laagya karee tee kyun uljhaa karee tuu desiiyan gellyaan...........tu katii nakli mooch aala tingerr saii............arr merii kalaii jitnii te terii WAIST (kamar) haii...............tu ke uljhegaa merii gellyaan.......kilkii........pe..........kilkii:D: D:D:D

jaa ibb marr parree ney..........:cool:

[sunitahooda]

Arrey koi Jhaddi pai Laal odhnaa baga dyo.....yo usney apni bahu samjh lega....arr Dessert Storm mai aur batti kheench kai lega gaadi nai.....cha-cha mai bhajayein lejaga....hahahahahahahah@ cha-cha mai

arey bahu ,,, khoo too dyaan ,,,,,, fer khoon ney aawey kardey tey.... ha:D :D :D khi khi khi[/QUOTE]

[sunitahooda]

Nan ki jarut na sai....ek BHAND ki jarurat sai....chal tu theek sai iss kaam khatar....tu keh bhi rya tha ek din Chaupal mai.....mai iss KILLKI GANG KA BAND BAJAUNGAA....APNI MOOCHHAN GEL.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....Kes hav/Vikas/Rupi/Deepshikha/Anil Sangwan/Jitender....liyo tiska intru sa....Is he suitable for the post of BHAND????


jite tu toh naai ban gya reeeee lekin mein soch raha tha Nan kise banaye

sayad koi Nan bane ke.............................................:ma d: :mad: :mad: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

[dhayal]

aachaa ree..............dhayall tu ke apne aap neyy ABDUL KALAMM kaa NAAII laa raa haii jo tere roj intruu aandee hoo arr ya tannee jaanee...........khappetruu.................apnii mucchhaan nuu lagamm dee hunn...........naa terii vichhon golliyaan kadd daangaa.............:mad::mad:

yu ke karaa reyy HADHIYAL...............hehe.........moot diyaa rehh......pant main ee......uff soryy pajamey main ee................uff gandee dheedd.......:eek::eek:

itna darr laagya karee tee kyun uljhaa karee tuu desiiyan gellyaan...........tu katii nakli mooch aala tingerr saii............arr merii kalaii jitnii te terii WAIST (kamar) haii...............tu ke uljhegaa merii gellyaan.......kilkii........pe..........kilkii:D: D:D:D

jaa ibb marr parree ney..........:cool:



reee mooch monde tu na jane moochoon ke bare ushke liye mooch hona jaroori hai tane dar lage hai toh kisi bill mein bad ja kasai

[dhayal]

Nan ki jarut na sai....ek BHAND ki jarurat sai....chal tu theek sai iss kaam khatar....tu keh bhi rya tha ek din Chaupal mai.....mai iss KILLKI GANG KA BAND BAJAUNGAA....APNI MOOCHHAN GEL.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....Kes hav/Vikas/Rupi/Deepshikha/Anil Sangwan/Jitender....liyo tiska intru sa....Is he suitable for the post of BHAND????


jite tu toh naai ban gya reeeee lekin mein soch raha tha Nan kise banaye

sayad koi Nan bane ke.............................................:ma d: :mad: :mad: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:[/quote]

machhron ka kya band bajana, dhayal mare logon ko mar kar sher nai banna chahta :D :D :D

[dhayal]

oooooooo bhunddd...............tu apnney aap neyy kee maan raa saii kammeeenn..............tu nuu kar iss sherr kii khaal maan te likkaadd leyy arr apnii asli shakal dikhaa..............akk chupanta haandeyy saii unn KISAARII sii muuchhaan neyy tuu.......:eek::eek:

apna langot sambhaal ley tu apnaa HADHIYALL.............iss pangot ki bejtii kyun kar ra haii...........itnii patllii haaddii paii uu langot pehlii baar bandhaa hogaa...........jaa tu nu karr kisse junglee main chalajaa.............aur te kisse kaam ka haii nahii tuu........tu ekk giddh kaa tee BHOJANN bannegaa sukkadd chand........:mad::mad::mad:

jaa marr pareey ney.........
mane lage tane naai banne ka sokh hai toh ban ja rathee naai

[anilsangwan]

AREY O JAANWAR... ( Sher bhi to Janwar ho sei...sher sei to k hoya)

Chala Ja...aadamiyan mein k kare sei "patt-beejnne"....ha ha ha ha ha Kilkii @ "patt-beejnna"...Arey O garmiyaan ke byah ke bache-od fafoondi aale laadoo....O Bakri ki meenganni.....O maill-khorrey.......Kaddwi bail ke kaanney gaddoombey....datt jya.....matt-na bhigann kare....tere itne litter laagengey.....na uljhe apne laagdaaran gail....

mane lage tane naai banne ka sokh hai toh ban ja rathee naai

[ratheetheraist]

AREY O JAANWAR... ( Sher bhi to Janwar ho sei...sher sei to k hoya)

Chala Ja...aadamiyan mein k kare sei "patt-beejnne"....ha ha ha ha ha Kilkii @ "patt-beejnna"...Arey O garmiyaan ke byah ke bache-od fafoondi aale laadoo....O Bakri ki meenganni.....O maill-khorrey.......Kaddwi bail ke kaanney gaddoombey....datt jya.....matt-na bhigann kare....tere itne litter laagengey.....na uljhe apne laagdaaran gail....

hahahhahahahahhaha..............saangey bhaii......todd ho gyaa........main choo cho main tee dialoqee maarney ee bhool gyaa thaa sussree naauee peyy.............hahahhahahaha.................... ..hahahahahaha............tannee yaad duaa...........dii ..................shukriyaa..............kilkii... .........;);):D

tanney isste itni bhundi kyun kehh dii................hahahha.........ibb uu dekh liyee kaddey bhii aa lee tee jatland pey.............khotaa......har dumm ibb guest bann ke bahar betha raha karegaa.............kilkii...........aaya thaa sher ki khaal main LOMMAADD............kilkii

arr haann isskee paache naii laal karr diyee .........maar maar littarr..........bandar kehwe mere arr uu naai kehwe mere............arr ladaaii main badarr iskkee paache pey ek badkkaa gaad key bhaaj jaga............hahahahhakilkii.............aaya thaa competition main bandarr key...........:D:D

ooooooooo DIESEAL KE LAADOO..................hahhaahhahahahahha........ ..........hahahahah..........marungaa main ibb..........yuu ke kehh diii...........hahahahhahaha..............hahahaha h.................hahahahahhahahaahhaha:D:D

hhahahahhahahaha.............yu ke keh dii istee .......dieseal kaa laadoo.........hahahahhahaha............:D:D

marr paree neyy................:eek:

[sunitahooda]

Hum to machhar sahi....tu to kati Khidwaa sai....hahahahahahahaha.....khidwa......khidwa.... khidwa....fer ke mussey maar kar ye SHER KI KHAAL pahar lee tanne.....sher ki khal....killki...killki....killki...hahahahahahaha ha



machhron ka kya band bajana, dhayal mare logon ko mar kar sher nai banna chahta :D :D :D[/QUOTE]

[sunitahooda]

Rey Anil...itney mushkal shabad kyun likh diye....yo tai badd liya hoga Google mai meaning tohney ke liye....arr saari umar bi na paveingey....hahahahahahaha....lott-pott GUGA....arr inne thobda tha key humkara maar diya....saarey gaadadd kathey kar liye...hu.....huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....huuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuu....




AREY O JAANWAR... ( Sher bhi to Janwar ho sei...sher sei to k hoya)

Chala Ja...aadamiyan mein k kare sei "patt-beejnne"....ha ha ha ha ha Kilkii @ "patt-beejnna"...Arey O garmiyaan ke byah ke bache-od fafoondi aale laadoo....O Bakri ki meenganni.....O maill-khorrey.......Kaddwi bail ke kaanney gaddoombey....datt jya.....matt-na bhigann kare....tere itne litter laagengey.....na uljhe apne laagdaaran gail....

[anilsangwan]

Rathee / Sunita,

Mahare gaam mein ek chooddey ki jaroot sei....saaf safaai khatir....kaho to apne HAR-DAYAAL ne naukri duwa dyan.....??? Yoh raaji rehwega hude....2-4 soor paal lega....aar scent ka foha kaan mein daab ki sooran ke paachey paachhey huya rehwega....

HAR-DAYAAL....aa jya apni appointment-chitthi le ja...

mane lage tane naai banne ka sokh hai toh ban ja rathee naai

[sunitahooda]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahah@ scent ka foha.....Anil ye FOHA kya hota hai.....datto tum mai google mein toh kar aati hoon....

Rathee / Sunita,

Mahare gaam mein ek chooddey ki jaroot sei....saaf safaai khatir....kaho to apne HAR-DAYAAL ne naukri duwa dyan.....??? Yoh raaji rehwega hude....2-4 soor paal lega....aar scent ka foha kaan mein daab ki sooran ke paachey paachhey huya rehwega....

HAR-DAYAAL....aa jya apni appointment-chitthi le ja...

[ratheetheraist]

Rathee / Sunita,

Mahare gaam mein ek chooddey ki jaroot sei....saaf safaai khatir....kaho to apne HAR-DAYAAL ne naukri duwa dyan.....??? Yoh raaji rehwega hude....2-4 soor paal lega....aar scent ka foha kaan mein daab ki sooran ke paachey paachhey huya rehwega....

HAR-DAYAAL....aa jya apni appointment-chitthi le ja...

na reyy bhaii...nillee........kyun apney gaam ke kisse choodey ke pait pey laat maaree saii iss GALEEJJ mindakk kii khatarr..............kilki@GALEEJJ........maryaa.. .....hahahhahaahahaha:D:D:D

isney nu karr suuran kee beech main bagaa deyy...........na kii unkaa mukhiyaa banaa dey.........isneyy surraan ney chaat lenn deyy ..........thodaa uu chateggaa surran neyy arr thoddey suurr chaatengey issney.....................raaji rehgaa katii...........:eek::eek:

arr iss chatann sutann main isskii muuchhaan ney bhi DARALL jaangey thaare gaam aale suurr.............kilkii...........fer haandegaa uu surriyann ke paachee pacchee doodh kaa maaryaa.............kilkii.............hahahahhaha ahhahaa......kilki.......pe......kilkii:D:D

chall re pare ney marr..........:mad::mad:

[anilsangwan]

Bhaaj Gya....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Shossaaat paattya bhai....sarrrddaata oothya HAR-DAYAAL ka....

O Harr-dyaaley...ebb naya ID banna le.....aar fer login kar....teri aukaat hummne moosse aali kar dee.....aar faansi foonsi na khaaiye..kade mahare sar ho ke marey....

Aar haan....naya ID bannawe to...General section mein Raam-Rammi jaroor baga diye...na te fer bhaajna paddega tenne....

chall Hardyaalle pare ney marr ebb.......... :D


na reyy bhaii...nillee........kyun apney gaam ke kisse choodey ke pait pey laat maaree saii iss GALEEJJ mindakk kii khatarr..............kilki@GALEEJJ........maryaa.. .....hahahhahaahahaha:D

isney nu karr suuran kee beech main bagaa deyy...........na kii unkaa mukhiyaa banaa dey.........isneyy surraan ney chaat lenn deyy ..........thodaa uu chateggaa surran neyy arr thoddey suurr chaatengey issney.....................raaji rehgaa katii...........:eek::eek:

arr iss chatann sutann main isskii muuchhaan ney bhi DARALL jaangey thaare gaam aale suurr.............kilkii...........fer haandegaa uu surriyann ke paachee pacchee doodh kaa maaryaa.............kilkii.............hahahahhaha ahhahaa......kilki.......pe......kilkii:D:D

chall re pare ney marr..........:mad::mad:

[dhayal]

Bhaaj Gya....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Shossaaat paattya bhai....sarrrddaata oothya HAR-DAYAAL ka....

O Harr-dyaaley...ebb naya ID banna le.....aar fer login kar....teri aukaat hummne moosse aali kar dee.....aar faansi foonsi na khaaiye..kade mahare sar ho ke marey....

Aar haan....naya ID bannawe to...General section mein Raam-Rammi jaroor baga diye...na te fer bhaajna paddega tenne....

chall Hardyaalle pare ney marr ebb.......... :D


mein machhar mar kar pap apne shar nai lena chahta, aur baat kar bag ne ki toh ush ki jaroorat tuje hai kasai, tum sab jitna jor lagana hai laga lo mein ishi ID log karta rahoonga, re chuhe jab jangal mein aag lagti hai toh chuhe bagte hai, ish liye tu bag ja kasai:D :D :D

[anilsangwan]

mein machhar mar kar pap apne shar nai lena chahta, aur baat kar bag ne ki toh ush ki jaroorat tuje hai kasai, tum sab jitna jor lagana hai laga lo mein ishi ID log karta rahoonga, re chuhe jab jangal mein aag lagti hai toh chuhe bagte hai, ish liye tu bag ja kasai:D :D :D

TERI KAANCH LIKDDEGI...GHANNE MARODDEY LAGA DIYE TENNE APNI KAANCH KE.........

Ebb nyu na boojhiye kaanch k howe sei...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D :D

[dhayal]

[chahiye:mad: :mad: :mad:

[ratheetheraist]

subhash dhayal ko itana ghtiya mat samj na jo tumare in gande words jabab gande words se dega, itne ghire words ek gira hua admi karta hai
mein nai (" hathi ke pichhe kute bhokte hai per hathi unke pichhe nai jata")
samj dar ko ishara kafi hai, Anil tum pade likhe hone ke baad esha bolte ho toh hume kisi unpad ko kabhi dos nai dena chahiye

hahahahahaahahaha............hum te tere tey yoo ee kehwanaaa chaawenn thee...........hahahahahhahaa...............tere MIRCHH LAANNNII THII MAADDII MAADDII............GHAA karr diyaa terree ibb.....ibb SHILLAKK hooii saii GAAT main.......ahaaaaa.........:D:D:D

arr dekho re dekhoo.........kitna patlaa HAATHIIIII...................hahahahahahhahahahaha .......kilkii..........@sukkadd haathi.........issaa haathi hondaa te terii kaanch paddii paddii naa haandtii gaam kkii THALLII main...........hahahahhahaha............:D:D:D:D:D

dekhaa na jabab deniyaa.................chaall marr paree ney...:mad::mad:

[dhayal]

hahahahahaahahaha............hum te tere tey yoo ee kehwanaaa chaawenn thee...........hahahahahhahaa...............tere MIRCHH LAANNNII THII MAADDII MAADDII............GHAA karr diyaa terree ibb.....ibb SHILLAKK hooii saii GAAT main.......ahaaaaa.........:D:D:D

arr dekho re dekhoo.........kitna patlaa HAATHIIIII...................hahahahahahhahahahaha .......kilkii..........@sukkadd haathi.........issaa haathi hondaa te terii kaanch paddii paddii naa haandtii gaam kkii THALLII main...........hahahahhahaha............:D:D:D:D:D

dekhaa na jabab deniyaa.................chaall marr paree ney...:mad::mad:



theek hai lage rah aur khuss rahe tu

[sunitahooda]

Yo kati bawlaa ho liya....kade yo Sher batave...kade haathi....arr nu kah akk mai Machron ko marney ka paap na lena chahta apney sir....paap to jibb lagega jibb machar marengey....killki....arr sher ke marya karein???? maakhi martey hongey Sher...kyun Vikas???? :D:D:D:D:mad:

arr dekho re dekhoo.........kitna patlaa HAATHIIIII...................hahahahahahhahahahaha .......kilkii..........@sukkadd haathi.........issaa haathi hondaa te terii kaanch paddii paddii naa haandtii gaam kkii THALLII main...........hahahahhahaha............:D:D:D

dekhaa na jabab deniyaa.................chaall marr paree ney...:mad::mad:[/QUOTE]

[vivekpannu]

Yo jinaawar ignore nahi ho sakta ke?
Isne to haansi mein faansi le li....saara maahaul e kharaab kar ke dhar diya.Kisse te seedhe muh baat e na karta yo.ADMIN dhore shikaayat laani padegi dikhe dhang.

[anilsangwan]

Bhai Vivek,

Yoh 2-4 din mein aape chala jaaga....iski Shikayat karan ki Jaroorat koni... :D :D :D :D .......Iske kasooti CHEE baad dee sei hummne....Kilkii @ CHEE.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

OH HADDIYAL.... Ebb CHEE ne liye haande ja.......


Yo jinaawar ignore nahi ho sakta ke?
Isne to haansi mein faansi le li....saara maahaul e kharaab kar ke dhar diya.Kisse te seedhe muh baat e na karta yo.ADMIN dhore shikaayat laani padegi dikhe dhang.

[anilsangwan]

OH HADDIYAL.... Ebb CHEE ne liye haande ja.......Raat ne bhi Anil, Rathee, Rupi aar Sunita dikhte hongey tennne....


Yo jinaawar ignore nahi ho sakta ke?
Isne to haansi mein faansi le li....saara maahaul e kharaab kar ke dhar diya.Kisse te seedhe muh baat e na karta yo.ADMIN dhore shikaayat laani padegi dikhe dhang.

[nd-chora]

pussy..................cat..............hahahahaha hahahahah ND tha yo te

Hey Deepika Pussy cat ke liye KHOR banwadi...ibb yo poochega ye Pussycat kya hoti hai....Sher ki khal ki aadat padgi isney....:) Killki @ Khor 4 pussy cat



quote=deepikarathee]aree oh khidwa teem k 12th man............:mad:

tu k maafi dega mere bhai ne.............uske paper sapaden de fer tanne tere photu main is sher ki jagan balli(pussy cat) nahi dikaa di na te manne bataiye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[vivekpannu]

koi baat na pannu.....tu kaali manna maane :)
maahaul aap theek ho jyaaga.......bus thodi din ki dikat sai......aaj kaal maahaul theek kareniye thode sai beeji ho rai sain:mad:........ek bai un e fursat ho len de fer dehkye............maahaul main halchal kukar bhadagi:D
Aee Deepika is maanas ne bina e baat ki mahabhaarat chhed rakkhi thi.kisse ho ne kimme ho kah de tha.:)

[ravinderdahiya]

lado manya , nu batao wa itni suthri bahu paai akk nahi
na tai main jaa suu dhoondan

[VirenderNarwal]

bhai kati lat gad diya