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downtoearth
April 6th, 2006, 10:37 PM
ek naya -naya sharaabi paak gaya,,,,,,,,,,, aur thekey pey chala gaya,,,,, jaakey bolya ek royal stag ki botttaal de de,,,,,,,usney dekhya ,,,,, akk,,, thekey key aagey bhidey -bhiedey sariyey {at service window} laag rahey theyy,,,,,,,,
sharabi to thekey aala,,>>>>... bhai,,,,, ya bottal ,,,,en sariyaan mein tey likard ja gi ????
thekey aala >>..... bawli tarerd,,,,,,, ya to ek bottal sey,,,,,,, en sariyaan mein tey to logaaan key 50 -50 KILLEY likaard liyey ...........:p
ratheetheraist
April 6th, 2006, 10:44 PM
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waa challoo diyaa sariyaa pait main aandiyee reporter ney apney kaam pey te.......bhaii tu all rounder gem mill ryaa saii jatland neyy....raam tanney iss raam nomi ke dinn apnii saarii shakti de dee.............:cool::cool:
killkii paadd jokee.......arr sunn kille kille nahii inn sarriyann mhaan te tee kaiiyaan kee too buss truck arr aur bhi kaii motor likadd li...........hahahhahhahahah............killkii ..................e..............killkii.........a rr ekk motor iss saale server pey bhi chadhaa degaa oo sharabii pee kee daru ekk dinn...........killkii........:D:D:D:D
oo sharabii jitu ki party main te nahi jaa thee ree.......?????:confused:.....sunnya saii uski party main talli ho kee jaan thaa aape ee sabney........(gupt sutr pinky aalee)........:p:D
devdahiya
April 6th, 2006, 10:49 PM
Iss server ne billo dyo katti........Yu gaya bhai...taddka na pakkde....yu dab-bba.Nyuwein lagge raho Reporter saheb.......Bhuddamm..?
deepshi
April 6th, 2006, 10:53 PM
ar tuuuuuuu bikki
terey bi asarr ho rya dikhey:o - kissi bheki bheki baat karann laag rya!:p :D
fool4love
April 6th, 2006, 10:57 PM
ar tuuuuuuu bikki
terey bi asarr ho rya dikhey:o - kissi bheki bheki baat karann laag rya!:p :D
desijat
April 7th, 2006, 02:23 AM
thekey aala >>..... bawli tarerd,,,,,,, ya to ek bottal sey,,,,,,, en sariyaan mein tey to logaaan key 50 -50 KILLEY likaard liyey ...........:p
ISi pe yaad aaya
Ek bar ek tai ki khasi na ja thi , te usne ek sharabi jat te pucha bhai ke karu iska
Sharabi - Tai Sharabh pi ja, sab theek ho jega
Tai boli - Sharabh te khasi kyukar jagi
Sharabi - Tai is sharabh te mera ghar, lugai, zameen sab jaa liya teri khansi te ke cheez hai:cool:
dndeswal
April 7th, 2006, 08:55 AM
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गाम में एक 6-7 महीने के बालक कै खांसी और जुकाम हो गया । उसका बाप एक फौजी से एक ब्रांडी की बोतल मांग कर ले आया और घरवाली तैं बोल्या - ले, इसनै एक इस दवाई की बोतल मांह-तैं एक चम्मच भर कै प्या दे ।
घर का बूढा देखण लाग रहया था, बोल्या : अरै कसाई, इस तैं के हो सै, छोहरा होण तैं पहल्यां इसकी मां तैं-ऐं एक बोतल क्यूं ना प्या दी, फेर इस बालक कै सारी उमर बी खांसी नांह होती !
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anilsangwan
April 7th, 2006, 09:19 AM
Bahoot ND aala tha yoh te re Rupi.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
shailendra
April 7th, 2006, 09:45 PM
...reminds me of another famous joke that I am sure all of you must have heard one time or the other....
Ek Baap apne bete nae thaaye bhajan lag rhya tha ke ek Rajput Thakur jo udhar tae likad rhya tha bolya,"Re kae baat hui?"...
Us aadmi nae batiyee kae bete bada beemar hai aer Daktar kae le ja rhya hun...
Thakur bolya,"Mere yaar, in nae Daru pila dae, bimaari chalee jagee!"....
Aadmi nae bada gussa aya er tunak kar wapas bolya,"Bawlaa hai kya, yo maran nae ho rhya sai aer tu khae hai, 'Daru pila dae Bimaari chalee jagee'! Ya od baddee bimaari, daaru tae ja sake hai bhlaa!?!"
Thakur bolya,"Bhai, Es Daru tae mhaare bade-bade Raaj jaande rahye, ya bimaari kae cheez hai!!!" ;)
ratheetheraist
April 8th, 2006, 05:44 PM
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गाम में एक 6-7 महीने के बालक कै खांसी और जुकाम हो गया । उसका बाप एक फौजी से एक ब्रांडी की बोतल मांग कर ले आया और घरवाली तैं बोल्या - ले, इसनै एक इस दवाई की बोतल मांह-तैं एक चम्मच भर कै प्या दे ।
घर का बूढा देखण लाग रहया था, बोल्या : अरै कसाई, इस तैं के हो सै, छोहरा होण तैं पहल्यां इसकी मां तैं-ऐं एक बोतल क्यूं ना प्या दी, फेर इस बालक कै सारी उमर बी खांसी नांह होती !
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deswall saab miss ho ra thaa u saudaa tee............killkii...marann doo.......aaj aapne pait main dar karya sai kaii dinna main..........khii khii.....:D;);):D:D
bighni jokee..............bagaaee jaaoooooo:D:cool::D:cool: