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rahultokas
April 7th, 2006, 02:07 PM
Ek kavi hue hai naam hai "Jamini Haryanvi", unhi ki ek kavita chep raha hoon, bataana kaisi lagi :
Ek din, ek pados ka chora,
mere tai aake bolya :
"Chacha ji, apni ISTRI de dyo"
Main Chupp, wo pher kahan lagaa :
"Chacha ji, Apni ISTRI de dyo nai"
Jab usne yo kahi dubara,
manne apni birbaani ki taraf kara ishaara :
"Le jaa bhai, yo baithee"
Chora kuch sharmaya, kuch muskaya,
phir kahan lagaa :
"Nahi chacha ji, wo kapda aali"
Main bolya, "are tanne dikhe konya
ya kapda main hi to baithee sai"
Wo chora pher kahan lagaa :
"Chacha ji, aap tai mazaak karo so
manne to wo current wali chaihye"
Main bolya, "Are bawli Aulaad,
Tu haath lagaa ke to dekh
YA CURRENT BHI MAARE SAI"
cooljat
April 7th, 2006, 02:36 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA....Rahul bhai kasuti ND hasya kavita
laaga reh dhaar pe :D :p :D :p
Rock on
Jit
rahultokas
April 7th, 2006, 02:43 PM
bhai jeete, manne na likhi, na teri bhabhi maar maar latth ghar tai khaad deti
anilsangwan
April 7th, 2006, 02:57 PM
Yoh bhi theek thaak tha....Ghana dukh pa rahya tha apni ghar aali sei .......
rkumar
April 7th, 2006, 03:19 PM
ek damm jabardast...mast....
RK^2
jitendershooda
April 7th, 2006, 03:50 PM
bahut aache bhai tokas ...lagya rahe ..
rekharathee
April 7th, 2006, 04:08 PM
EK HASSYA VAYANGYA KAVITAA
laggee rahoo
sunitahooda
April 7th, 2006, 04:41 PM
manne thoda sa haasya-vyangya bacha kai bhi lakh liya sai...shaniwar-ittwar khatar
deepakchoudhry
April 7th, 2006, 10:42 PM
Very good :D
devdahiya
April 7th, 2006, 10:44 PM
Too good. Keep it up dear!
fool4love
April 8th, 2006, 02:33 AM
good one.. rahul bro.... ;)
sejwaldeepak
April 8th, 2006, 10:54 AM
EK hasya Ras ka udaharan main bhi deta hun ,, 11th class ki hindi ki book mein tha...
Naas ho Itihaas ka, San ke Samunder Beh gaye,
Mar gaye wo log, Rone ko Hum Reg Gaye!!!
prashantacmet
April 8th, 2006, 11:23 AM
welldone Rahul...................
Ek kavi hue hai naam hai "Jamini Haryanvi", unhi ki ek kavita chep raha hoon, bataana kaisi lagi :
Ek din, ek pados ka chora,
mere tai aake bolya :
"Chacha ji, apni ISTRI de dyo"
Main Chupp, wo pher kahan lagaa :
"Chacha ji, Apni ISTRI de dyo nai"
Jab usne yo kahi dubara,
manne apni birbaani ki taraf kara ishaara :
"Le jaa bhai, yo baithee"
Chora kuch sharmaya, kuch muskaya,
phir kahan lagaa :
"Nahi chacha ji, wo kapda aali"
Main bolya, "are tanne dikhe konya
ya kapda main hi to baithee sai"
Wo chora pher kahan lagaa :
"Chacha ji, aap tai mazaak karo so
manne to wo current wali chaihye"
Main bolya, "Are bawli Aulaad,
Tu haath lagaa ke to dekh
YA CURRENT BHI MAARE SAI"
ratheetheraist
April 8th, 2006, 05:19 PM
ooooo rohllee.........bhai kheench ke le ra sai tu aaj kaal inn taagyaan ney tu............dhoomaa paadd.....saudaa..............arr sunniyee......bhabi ney padhi naa te tu gaya.......jaanyaa........:p:p;);):):D
dekh kyukkar bechari kii patang bana key uddaa diiiiiii..................:D:D:D