Ek tai maregii

[rahultokas]

Bharthu kumhar ki do chori alag-2 gaama mai byah raakhi thi. Ek baar Bharthu donuu choriyaan tai milan chaal padaa.

Pehla wo badi chori dhore gaya, usne kheti-baadi kar rakhi thi, wo boli : Baabu Jo ibb key raam nahi barsya to mai kati margii, kyonki kheti ghani kar raakhi sai.

Bharthu doosri chori dhore gaya, to wo boli : Baabu iib key bhaande ghane paath raakhe sai, jo raam baras gya to mai margii.

Bharthu ghara aagya ar apni kumhari tai bola : Bhagwaan, CHOON KA KATTA TAIYAAR KAR LE, EK CHORI TAI JAROOR MAREEGI :)

[anilsangwan]

CHOON KA KATTA...HA HA HA HA HA ....Bhai Tokas....Ebb Sapeeedd pakad gya... Injan seelak maan rahya tha laage........ebb na dattiyee...dhooma thaa diye.....

Kasoota jhonkya yoh te tenne...dholley-dohphaarey mein....gyaan sa aa gya...aawan de bhai ise-ise...taate taate....

[jitendershooda]

Bharthu ghara aagya ar apni kumhari tai bola : Bhagwaan, CHOON KA KATTA TAIYAAR KAR LE, EK CHORI TAI JAROOR MAREEGI :)

oooooo bhhhhhhhaiiiiii TOOOKAASS ha hah ah ah chorreee reee aandy baaga gya yo te ...maje aage bhai katti dessi ...

[rekharathee]

EK TAI MARGEGI


katti kassuutt thaaa
andyy bhi thaa
nice stuff bhi thaa
dessi bhi thaaa
tatta-tatta bhi tha

Looking forward for such jokes, in future also

thanks and regards,

For Jatland
RekhaRathee

Date:- 7/04/06

[downtoearth]

hahaahahha good one bhai rey,,,,,,,,,,,,

[keshavdahiya]

Bhai rahul rruuukkkkkkkkaaaaaa ek CHUUNN ka katta tu bhi tyaar raakh le aaare bhi koi sa marega........CHAUPAL mein juutt bajan ne tyar se 2 janne iib nyu na bataun kunn kun se

........ek te YAWA hota haande se
........er dusrra STAND la ke khddya se......uski MUNCH mein GEAR laag reh sein...dekhya na KISSAARI JISSI MUNCHA AALLA.....

lekin bhai tanne te CHUTKALLAN KE KATTA SA PAAD KE KHINDDA RAAKHYA SE.............yu na sampaadde manne laag se........
hahahahhahaahhaha.............SSSHHHHHHHHH

[sunitahooda]

Ghana badhiya....

[captmanjeet]

Good one

Bhai Satte aaye ek be u non jat joke sunadeya issne.Kumhar joke tha yo te?

[sunitahooda]

Koi baat na fer ke hoya agar lead role me Kumhar-Kumhari they to....choon ka katta JAT tha....isliye ye JOKE NON-JAT nahi tha....kyunki CHOON to JAT hi hota hai na...CHOON Gehun se banta hai....aur Gehun to Jat hi ugatey hain....Koi na Rahul....mand ja fer


Good one

Bhai Satte aaye ek be u non jat joke sunadeya issne.Kumhar joke tha yo te?[/QUOTE]

[anilsangwan]

ND Explanation .....Sahi kaatya Rog Sunita

Koi baat na fer ke hoya agar lead role me Kumhar-Kumhari they to....choon ka katta JAT tha....isliye ye JOKE NON-JAT nahi tha....kyunki CHOON to JAT hi hota hai na...CHOON Gehun se banta hai....aur Gehun to Jat hi ugatey hain....Koi na Rahul....mand ja fer


Good one

Bhai Satte aaye ek be u non jat joke sunadeya issne.Kumhar joke tha yo te?[/quote]

[devdahiya]

Sunder tha
Kammal tha
Desi tha
Pehli baar sunya tha
Kuul milla kei ND tha.

[ratheetheraist]

Sunder tha
Kammal tha
Desi tha
Pehli baar sunya tha
Kuul milla kei ND tha.

[keshavdahiya]

Sunder tha
Kammal tha
Desi tha
Pehli baar sunya tha
Kuul milla kei ND tha.

[ram6april]

bhai ree Tokas good stufff........... keep it up

[ratheetheraist]

Bhai rahul rruuukkkkkkkkaaaaaa ek CHUUNN ka katta tu bhi tyaar raakh le aaare bhi koi sa marega........CHAUPAL mein juutt bajan ne tyar se 2 janne iib nyu na bataun kunn kun se

........ek te YAWA hota haande se
........er dusrra STAND la ke khddya se......uski MUNCH mein GEAR laag reh sein...dekhya na KISSAARI JISSI MUNCHA AALLA.....



keshu inkii kaal na maanee .......innkkii aatma ney shanti mere naa kaa choon khaa kee ee aawegiiiii.............janyaa......main ek kattee ka parbhand kar dungaa..........bus innka kaam tamam howee kukkaree...........:p:p:mad::mad::D:D;);):D:D

note: no offence indeed...............