Sunddu School Mei Late Pohnchya

[devdahiya]

Ek din Sunddu Schhol mei waari pohnchya.Master bolya," Itna late kyun aaya." Sunddu bolya ji Raste mei ek aadami ka 500 rapiye aala Gandhhi Lott gumm ho gya tha.Master bolya...par tuu ke issi-tissi krawei tha...lott tei uss ka guum huya tha.Sunddu," Ji mei uss lott pei khadya rahya...jib tahi ow chalya na gya."

[anilsangwan]

Dev Sir! Isa Julm na karo...ek "Santa-Banta" chutkale ke paalish maar ki hade sukha diya...ya baat hajam na huyi....
Ebb ek ND sa ghadd dyo aar cheppo....nahi to mein woh "kaanna" union aale taage ne pher khod ki lawoon ???

[ratheetheraist]

manne uu jokdii........4thi main RAI MAIN sunii thii..........arr bhot kuddaa thaa............:p:D

ARR THAMNEYY?????????????:confused:

SCHOOL KI YAAD DIWAN TAAIN THANKU DEVJI.............:cool:

[downtoearth]

is joke mein dev sir ney,,,,,,bachoon key bachpan ko bahut sunderta sey darshaya hai,,,,,,,,;) :D :D :D :D :D ,,,,,,joo kaam baajey waaley baadey ho kar kartey hain,,,,, woo kaam uss bachey ney bachpan mein hi kar dikhyaya,,,,,, wow .............:D :p

[ratheetheraist]

is joke mein dev sir ney,,,,,,bachoon key bachpan ko bahut sunderta sey darshaya hai,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,joo kaam baajey waaley baadey ho kar kartey hain,,,,, woo kaam uss bachey ney bachpan mein hi kar dikhyaya,,,,,, wow .............:D :p

kavi rupii kii VYAKHYAA ati sundar aur bahut kaalpanik bhii haaiiiii.........bachhaa jaise sikke par nahii mount everest par paawn rakhee khada hoo.........:p:D

isme dev ji ye kehna chate hain kee bachhee apnii ADHYAPIKAA kaa fadduu bhi banate hain............:D:D:D:D

[downtoearth]

kavi rupii kii VYAKHYAA ati sundar aur bahut kaalpanik bhii haaiiiii.........bachhaa jaise sikke par nahii mount everest par paawn rakhee khada hoo.........

isme dev ji ye kehna chate hain kee bachhee apnii ADHYAPIKAA kaa fadduu bhi banate hain............ kavi dev dahiya ney is balak key dwaara ,,,, krishan kanhiya key bachpaan ka warnan kiya hai,,:p ,,,,jis parkaar krishan ji,,,,,, chupkey sey maakhaan ki haandi,,,,,, utaar kar khaa jaatey theyy ,,:p , ussi parkaar us balak ney chupkey sey LOTT chura liya,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,

yahan par kavi ney YASHOODHA maiyaa ka warnan MASTER key dwaara kiya hai,,,,,,, master ney uss balak koo,,,,,,, yashoodha maiyaa ki tarah kaan sey pakrdaa aur jhooth bpplney par daanta,,,,:D :D
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kavi ney yahan par alankaaroon ka bahut khubsurti sey upyoog kiya hai

[keshavdahiya]

kavi dev dahiya ney is balak key dwaara ,,,, krishan kanhiya key bachpaan ka warnan kiya hai,,,,,,jis parkaar krishan ji,,,,,, chupkey sey maakhaan ki haandi,,,,,, utaar kar khaa jaatey theyy ,, , ussi parkaar us balak ney chupkey sey LOTT chura liya,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,

yahan par kavi ney YASHOODHA maiyaa ka warnan MASTER key dwaara kiya hai,,,,,,, master ney uss balak koo,,,,,,, yashoodha maiyaa ki tarah kaan sey pakrdaa aur jhooth bpplney par daanta,,,
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kavi ney yahan par alankaaroon ka bahut khubsurti sey upyoog kiya hai

is joke mein dev sir ney,,,,,,bachoon key bachpan ko bahut sunderta sey darshaya hai,,,,,,, ,,,,,,joo kaam baajey waaley baadey ho kar kartey hain,,,,, woo kaam uss bachey ney bachpan mein hi kar dikhyaya,,,,,, wow .............

Iss mein DEV KAKA ne apne KAVI ka chitaraan hi nahi balki...Yun dikhane ki koshish ki hai ki......Bache kaaise kasise school mein BHAAANE maar sakte hain ya JHUTT bol sakte hain....ek tarahan se bachon per iska galat asar padd saktaa hai...unhone pehel hi KAANO aur DHAIDON ki durgatti ki hui hai.....hamme abhi bhi apne JITU HOODE repoter ki LITTAR nahi milli hai.....hahaha:D

meri raaye mein IS quote/chutkalli se bache-bachii....;) apne CARRIER ka BAND BAAJWA sakta hain. Unhone ne pehele bhi aisi kai aaptti janak post ki hain........:o :( :o :( ............:D :p :D :p

[anilsangwan]

Kaviraj Dev Ji ne bahoot hi uttam dhang se alankaaron ka prayog kiya hai "Sundu School" mein "S" ki dohrayee ke karan Anupraas alankaar ki aabha dekhte hi banti hai.... Kavi ne bahoot hi sahaj bhav se kavita ke nayak sundu ko chlaak bataya hai...aur darshaaney ki koshish ki hai ki sundu bahoot bahanebaaj kisam ka praanni tha.."

Paanch batta paanch upper ke sab uttaron ko....Rathee aur Rupi merit list mein....

kavi rupii kii VYAKHYAA ati sundar aur bahut kaalpanik bhii haaiiiii.........bachhaa jaise sikke par nahii mount everest par paawn rakhee khada hoo.........:p:D

isme dev ji ye kehna chate hain kee bachhee apnii ADHYAPIKAA kaa fadduu bhi banate hain............:D:D:D:D

[ratheetheraist]

Paanch batta paanch upper ke sab uttaron ko....Rathee aur Rupi merit list mein....

yahi to kavi ki kala hoti hai wo kehta kuch hai aur uska matlab kuch aur hotaa haii.......rahul tokas ye hai vyangyaa kahani..........tu fail dev merit main.....:p

in PANKTTIYOON main....dev ney do pyaar karne waalon ko balakon ke roop main paish kiyaa haii.........jaise ek PREMI JODDAA apne SAATHI k kahin bhi jaane par uskaa saath nahi chodtaa.........THEEK ussii parkaar dev ney bahut sundarta sai........GAANDHI KE LOTT KO ISTRI KAHA HAI....... AUR SUNDDUU KO PURUSH KAHA HAI........:D:D

dev ney mushi prem chandd ke paan kaash keni kar diyee hain issii lanee likh keyy.........:mad:

arr sunn le re bhaii saangeyy .....tanney mere arr rupi taain batte main batte de kee DEV KEE TEER KAA MOOH MHAARI KEHNI MODNAA JAROORII THAA KUKRAMMII MANNASS..........:mad::mad:

yu ke likh diya manne.........main te dharti main paddya paddya likhun sun aakri lanee.......thara bera naa ke hogaa..........GAANDHI KA LOTT=ISTRII.........KISSII BAAT KEH DII REYYYYYYYYY...............SUNDUU=PURUSH..........h ahahhahahahahaha kilkii.............koni dat rii.....aansuu.....ooo terii reeeee....manne koo bachaa lyooo.......:D:D:D:D

[downtoearth]

yahan kavi ney,,,,,,,,,harr ek paankti mein kahin na kahin kuch mohobbat jaisa pavitr rishta jhalak raha hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

kavi ki sooch ki jitni taareef karein utni hi kaam hai,,,,,:D ,,,,,,, kavi ney lott ko GOOPIYOON key saman bataya hai,,,,,,,, aur ballak SUNDU krishan kanahiyaa ka roop darshyaya hai,,,,,,,,,,:p :p :p ,,,,,,,, jis parkaar krishaan nahati huyee goopiyoon key kaapredey chuppa detey theyy,,,,, ussi parkaar is balak ney LOTT ko chupaadiyaa hai,,,,,,,,,balak key paviter mann ka warnan kiya gaya hai yahaan........:p

kavi ney shabdhoon key mooti ko aapni sooch key dhaagey mein pirro kar yey eK aisi KAVITA banayi hai,,,yahan,,,kavi ki tulna agar MAAITHLI SHARAN GUPT se ki jaayey to woo bhi kaam hooga..........:D

[sunnysangwan]

O rathi padh le ne bhai kimme 2 akshar...............saari haan to tu aade e swaad lenda deekhe se.................bera se manne ak jii to konya laagta padhai main pan bhai thode e tame ki baat aur se fer aapan to saare aade hi baithe sein teri baat main.........paper deke aavega jad batlavenge thaat te

[devdahiya]

AAP sabhi nei mere kavi ke harday ko samjh kar jo sachche shabd likhe hein,unko padhh kar mera Kavi mann Gadhh-Gadhh ho gya.Aap logon ka shukariya adda karne ke liye mere paas shabdon ka abhaw hei.Mera Kavi mann aaj ro uthha hei aur mei iss-se bhi achha likhne ke liye prerit huwa huun.

[ratheetheraist]

Ek din Sunddu Schhol mei waari pohnchya.Master bolya," Itna late kyun aaya." Sunddu bolya ji Raste mei ek aadami ka 500 rapiye aala Gandhhi Lott gumm ho gya tha.Master bolya...par tuu ke issi-tissi krawei tha...lott tei uss ka guum huya tha.Sunddu," Ji mei uss lott pei khadya rahya...jib tahi ow chalya na gya."

PRASSANG.......: uppar likhit panktiyaan KAVI Dev dwara likhi gaii PUSTTAKK ` TUCHKI BAATEINN` sai lii gaii hain.......;):p:D

SARLAARTH....: upar likhi pantiyaan apne aap main ek kala hain........ek bar ye PREM aur CHAHAT prakatt karti hain......to DOOSRII or ye pantiyaan GHAMANDD , IRSHA, DWESH, aur NAFRAT......DARSHYAATI hain.........:p

dec kehte hain.......ke sundu naam ka balak uss gandhi waale loott par kaafi der tak khada rehta haii........iss pankti main dev ne bahut hi sundarr tarikee saii.......sundduu jiskoo wo ek INSAAN bata rahe hain aur gandhi aale lott ko bhi INSAAN bata rahe hain.......dono ka GHARNAA prakat karna dikhata hai........:p;)

abb sundu uss lott par kitni der khada raha...........sirf gharnnaa aur ghammand ke karann..........ke main iss lott(jo khud bhi insaan hai) ko aaj chkna choor kar ke dum lungaa.........dev kehte hain ke sunduu ney class main ja kar master sai daant bhii khaaii..............dev kehna chahte hain......ke aaj kaa INSAAN ITNA DWESH SE BHARA HUAA HAI KE USKOO KHUD KI CHINTA NAHI HAII............LEKIN DUSRE KO TO WO KEEDE MAKODEY KI TARAH MARNA CHATA HAI...........:mad:

kavi dev ney sundu aur lott ki insaano ke saath tulna kar ke kaabille taarif kaam kiyaa haii.............ab wo kaviyoon kii agli SHRENNII main kadam rakh chukke hain............:p:D:D

[ratheetheraist]

O rathi padh le ne bhai kimme 2 akshar...............saari haan to tu aade e swaad lenda deekhe se.................bera se manne ak jii to konya laagta padhai main pan bhai thode e tame ki baat aur se fer aapan to saare aade hi baithe sein teri baat main.........paper deke aavega jad batlavenge thaat te

oooooooooooo bhaaii saangey..(binaa jeellii aallee)..........meryaar ibb te peprii de ke aya sun..........tu ibb fer laag jaa......meri DAADII thodii saii mannee ye baat sunnaann neyy khuppaatiiiiii............balakk........ooppss balak te koni reh raa tuu.........killkii...........pe.........killkiiii iii..........khupaatii MANNASS.....:D:D:D:D:D:D

meri keni kyun lakhawe saii meryaar tuu.........ja ke kavita padh le ney........aadey dimaak kaa aakrii pana PALTYA JIBB JAA KE PARSANNGG ARR SARLARTH SHABADD PAAE CHHAPEE...........killkii..........pe..........kil lkii:D:D:D:D

[devdahiya]

PRASSANG.......: uppar likhit panktiyaan KAVI Dev dwara likhi gaii PUSTTAKK ` TUCHKI BAATEINN` sai lii gaii hain.......;):p:D

SARLAARTH....: upar likhi pantiyaan apne aap main ek kala hain........ek bar ye PREM aur CHAHAT prakatt karti hain......to DOOSRII or ye pantiyaan GHAMANDD , IRSHA, DWESH, aur NAFRAT......DARSHYAATI hain.........:p

dec kehte hain.......ke sundu naam ka balak uss gandhi waale loott par kaafi der tak khada rehta haii........iss pankti main dev ne bahut hi sundarr tarikee saii.......sundduu jiskoo wo ek INSAAN bata rahe hain aur gandhi aale lott ko bhi INSAAN bata rahe hain.......dono ka GHARNAA prakat karna dikhata hai........:p;)

abb sundu uss lott par kitni der khada raha...........sirf gharnnaa aur ghammand ke karann..........ke main iss lott(jo khud bhi insaan hai) ko aaj chkna choor kar ke dum lungaa.........dev kehte hain ke sunduu ney class main ja kar master sai daant bhii khaaii..............dev kehna chahte hain......ke aaj kaa INSAAN ITNA DWESH SE BHARA HUAA HAI KE USKOO KHUD KI CHINTA NAHI HAII............LEKIN DUSRE KO TO WO KEEDE MAKODEY KI TARAH MARNA CHATA HAI...........:mad:

kavi dev ney sundu aur lott ki insaano ke saath tulna kar ke kaabille taarif kaam kiyaa haii.............ab wo kaviyoon kii agli SHRENNII main kadam rakh chukke hain............:p:D:D


Ibb Batti ho liya sei ........Tu nyu kar mere uppar trackter chaddhha de.....With herrow......Arr mera laann sa kaat de........Hayye rei....yu ke kar girra manne....Na-na Karte latka gya ya saali takhti........Dushmanna nei purra fadya thha liya........Kunsse pehher mei ye line likhh di thi?

[ratheetheraist]

Ibb Batti ho liya sei ........

Dushmanna nei purra fadya thha liya........Kunsse pehher mei ye line likhh di thi?

kaka.............ek aur SARLARTHH haa upjyaa thaa ibbee dimaak kii koonn mainn :p:p;);)...........

parr terii dhamkii dekhh kee daat ryaa sunn khopadd mainn.........dekhoo kitnii waar taain dattee......ek na ek din te phutegaa........dekhoo......kilki.........pe...... ...kilkii.:D:D:D:D

[sunitahooda]

Aap Sabhi se vinamra nevedan hai ki aap Kaviraj Dev ke iss parkar ke bhawnatmak bholawon me kadapi na aayein aur apna hriday Vraj ki tarah kathor kar levein....kal phir apko koi Parmanu/500 ke lote jaisa torture sahna padd sakta hai....Tathapi aap sabse anurodh hai ki aap Kaviraj ki prashansha me 2 shabad avashay kahein....Warna Dev Ji ka Note turant aa ajeyga....Mere iss chutkale ko kyun mare hodd MUSSEY ki Dhal kurdi pe baga diya????:D ;) :( :mad: :cool: :confused: aapsey visheh aagrah kiya jata hai ki....SAHTEY RAHO....KEHTEY RAHO...WAH WAH....WAH WAH....KAVI KI KITNI ANUPAM KALPANASHAKTI HAI....
Aap logon ka shukariya adda karne ke liye mere paas shabdon ka abhaw hei.Mera Kavi mann aaj ro uthha hei aur mei iss-se bhi achha likhne ke liye prerit huwa huun.[/quote]

[devdahiya]

Aap Sabhi se vinamra nevedan hai ki aap Kaviraj Dev ke iss parkar ke bhawnatmak bholawon me kadapi na aayein aur apna hriday Vraj ki tarah kathor kar levein....kal phir apko koi Parmanu/500 ke lote jaisa torture sahna padd sakta hai....Tathapi aap sabse anurodh hai ki aap Kaviraj ki prashansha me 2 shabad avashay kahein....Warna Dev Ji ka Note turant aa ajeyga....Mere iss chutkale ko kyun mare hodd MUSSEY ki Dhal kurdi pe baga diya????:D ;) :( :mad: :cool: :confused: aapsey visheh aagrah kiya jata hai ki....SAHTEY RAHO....KEHTEY RAHO...WAH WAH....WAH WAH....KAVI KI KITNI ANUPAM KALPANASHAKTI HAI....
Aap logon ka shukariya adda karne ke liye mere paas shabdon ka abhaw hei.Mera Kavi mann aaj ro uthha hei aur mei iss-se bhi achha likhne ke liye prerit huwa huun.[/QUOTE]



Bebe Mera kyun dhhandhha sa bathhawei sei........? Bebe tu bashhak suutt ek aur batti le liye.........Kyun paggddi ki football banna di merri ki.........Ha...ha...ha...ha.Manne koe neem ka paani de dyo bhai....Ha..ha..ha. SERVER TEI GAYA.

[sunitahooda]

Suut???? hey Kaviraj....aap kripya....kalidas ke jamaney se bahar aayein....mai suit nahi pahanti...only Jeans....wey bhi Levi's ki Kaka Ji 2000/- ki kam tai kam aavegi....jyahe tai ye baat ott lyo....sahi sai utaar chadhav aatey raha karein....yo bhi chalya jaga....:D aap dheeraj na hariyo...:)



Bebe Mera kyun dhhandhha sa bathhawei sei........? Bebe tu bashhak suutt ek aur batti le liye.........Kyun paggddi ki football banna di merri ki.........Ha...ha...ha...ha.Manne koe neem ka paani de dyo bhai....Ha..ha..ha. SERVER TEI GAYA.[/quote]

[keshavdahiya]

Manne koe neem ka paani de dyo bhai....Ha..ha..ha. SERVER TEI GAYA.

KAKA YEH ALBAADI BALAK TE NYU E BAAANDENGE KOI BAAT NA.......er neem ke paani te bhi ND sauda bataun.........250 gm karelle, 3 QUNIN ki golli mix them well in SOYA milk>>(soya milk original, beans se bana hua).....also add some extract of AAKHTTE ka paid(BUSH).....woderful results.....koi gam nahi rahega....hahahahha sever paatan ki chinta bhi khatam ho jyaggii.......
pher mil baith ke killkki marange.........hahaha:D:D:D:p:p:p.
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