Bakri ki teen Tang

[rakeshsehrawat]

Raldu kudta hoya gharan gaya .Uski ghar aali(fulpati) boli kyun nachan lag raha sai,

Raldu Bolya 100 rapiye jeet gaya bhagwan . Wa boli nu kyukar????

bola pandat gela sarit lag gi ar mein jeet gaya wah poochan lag gi "Ke sarit thee"
Raldu"mein bolya bakri ki teen tang ho sai woh bolya bakri ki char tang ho sai.... ar mein jeet gaya"
wah boli bakri ki to 4 tang ho sai
Raldu bola "la le sarit" wah boli la le sarit lagte hi raldu ne tha ke mogra aur fulo ki kutai suru kar di wah ruke marna lag gi "chod de chod de "Raldu bola bakri ki kitnee tang ho sai wah boli "teen ho sai eb to chod de"

Raldu bola woh bahman ka bhi nu e manya tha kadh 100 rapiye

[suneet_rana]

.....LOL.....:) :) ... haha haha hooooo hhooooo.

bhai rakesh kamal kar diyaaa ..........

ab tak ka BEST chatkulaaaaaa

[rahultokas]

rakesh, ND SAUDA tha, ibb datiye mat, nue lagga rah. hahahahaha

[sansanwalamit]

hahahahaha Sehrawat bhai tere jokes to ghane hi kasute and fresh hain :D

[sunitahooda]

FRESH tai paaveingey jibb DEEP FREEZER mai dhar rakhey isney sarey JOKES ZIP aaley momjamey mai lapet kai....:D :)

[ajaygaite]

Good one, after long time, new stuff

[singh1981]

haahaaaaaaaaaaaaa ultimateeeeeeeeee
aur aane do............:D :D :D

[sunitahooda]

Thoothi kholein sain ibb....:D :D :) :rolleyes:

haahaaaaaaaaaaaaa ultimateeeeeeeeee
aur aane do............:D :D :D

[keshavdahiya]

Raldu kudta hoya gharan gaya .Uski ghar aali(fulpati) boli kyun nachan lag raha sai,

Raldu Bolya 100 rapiye jeet gaya bhagwan . Wa boli nu kyukar????

bola pandat gela sarit lag gi ar mein jeet gaya wah poochan lag gi "Ke sarit thee"
Raldu"mein bolya bakri ki teen tang ho sai woh bolya bakri ki char tang ho sai.... ar mein jeet gaya"
wah boli bakri ki to 4 tang ho sai
Raldu bola "la le sarit" wah boli la le sarit lagte hi raldu ne tha ke mogra aur fulo ki kutai suru kar di wah ruke marna lag gi "chod de chod de "Raldu bola bakri ki kitnee tang ho sai wah boli "teen ho sai eb to chod de"

Raldu bola woh bahman ka bhi nu e manya tha kadh 100 rapiye

hahahahaha bhai RAKESSS ND sunna gya lekin marre yaar mere hissaab te to murge ki 2 taang hoya karen er ek baat aur bhi se >>MURGAA ANDDE BHI DIYA KARE.......kisseke shak ho to Siratt marr lyo......5-5 kilo ki...........hahahaha...killkki
er mein darratta konya :mad: ya saachi baat se katti.....;) :p :D

[sunitahooda]

Humbey saachi baat sai ya....kati mai na laun teri gail sharat....na tai 5 kilo haar jangi....meri jaan mai GHEE ki sharat hogi na ya 5-5 kilo ki? mai tai bachari soon kissey ki moonchan kai lana sai manne tai 2 killo arr 3 killo haddiyan kai laan tayi dena sai....;)

hahahahaha bhai RAKESSS ND sunna gya lekin marre yaar mere hissaab te to murge ki 2 taang hoya karen er ek baat aur bhi se >>MURGAA ANDDE BHI DIYA KARE.......kisseke shak ho to Siratt marr lyo......5-5 kilo ki...........hahahaha...killkki
er mein darratta konya :mad: ya saachi baat se katti.....;) :p :D

[rakeshsehrawat]

Bhai keshav ya to theek le la chahe 10 kilo ki fer mane tu paiya kha ke dikha diyo kade tu sarit to la le fer hazma kharab ho ja tera:( :(

[chhillar]

Hahahahahaha...

[keshavdahiya]

Bhai keshav ya to theek le la chahe 10 kilo ki fer mane tu paiya kha ke dikha diyo kade tu sarit to la le fer hazma kharab ho ja tera:( :(

eelle.......kar di na sardaaran jissi baat.....:D:D
...ek baat bata rakess sirat ka matlab yu thoddi se ki saara ek baari mein ghiich jao........;) er tanne nyu kyukar soch li hakke ya ghee ki se er aur kyaenke konya...:rolleyes: ...........ya tera kuch bainswaaliyan gelyaan connection se.....baawali baat na karre iib......barfiyan ki sirat la rehya tha mein te....er wah bhi najafagrh ki..........hahahahha killkki :p :p

[sansanwalamit]

FRESH tai paaveingey jibb DEEP FREEZER mai dhar rakhey isney sarey JOKES ZIP aaley momjamey mai lapet kai....:D :)

Kilki@Momjamma :D:D:D:D, iss word ne bhi Jat dictionary main add kar dyon, bade din baad suya hai sunte hi ghee sa ghal gyaa kanyan (ears) main:D