Teli er Jat

[ritu]

Ek be teli er jat jaan lag rahe the.teli jaat te bolya jat re jat 16 duni 8 tera sar pe khat.jat soch me pad gaya pher ghani he haan me soch ke bola teli re teli tera sar pe kohlu.teli bolya na bani .jat bola na banan de sale bhoj te marega.

[fool4love]

ritu ji...aap naye panchii so.. jhya te aapki saari galti maaf se...;) eeebb.. aap nyu sochde hoge.. ak ke galti hogaii isi.. he he... ye to aapne keshav bhai batavenge.... mane bera se.. jaat ar teli ka subject dekh ke.. vo sab te pahlam.. yahe ee thread kholenge....:D

[ritu]

te pher purane paanchi tu he bate da de isa ke kar diya mane teli likh kar.




ritu ji...aap naye panchii so.. jhya te aapki saari galti maaf se...;) eeebb.. aap nyu sochde hoge.. ak ke galti hogaii isi.. he he... ye to aapne keshav bhai batavenge.... mane bera se.. jaat ar teli ka subject dekh ke.. vo sab te pahlam.. yahe ee thread kholenge....:D

[suneet_rana]

when i was in 9th class my english teacher narrated this chatkula. Thanks so for reminding ritu ji.............. I like it.....

[poonam]

te pher purane paanchi tu he bate da de isa ke kar diya mane teli likh kar.

bataaeeye rae purrane panchhi urf Kamal ...;) ...LOL....:D

[jagmohan]

U kissa itnaa puranaa se jitna JAT ka Itihass....

Ar manne issa lage se ak jukar Abhimanyu ne Chakrayvuh ka raaj paida hone se pahle hee suun liya tha, nyoon e JATAAN ne U kissa sun rakhya se.....

[sunitahooda]

Jagmohan Sir kargey chatpatti si baat sahaj de si nai....koi samjh sako tai samjh liyo....Naye panchhi arr Puraney Gidhh....Puraney Panchi keh kai mai inn ka apmaan na karna chahti....NAZAR tai GIDHH ki sai na inki....hahahahahahahahahahahah

U kissa itnaa puranaa se jitna JAT ka Itihass....

Ar manne issa lage se ak jukar Abhimanyu ne Chakrayvuh ka raaj paida hone se pahle hee suun liya tha, nyoon e JATAAN ne U kissa sun rakhya se.....

[rekharathee]

koi baat na ,jibb ke ho gyaa,

ritu bebe,

yo chtkulla yadde ghannyan nae chaap rakhya see tere te pehlyya, kaali maanya maaniye innki battan kii, laagi rehh, thodde dinnan mein tere bhi iss jatland ke "rehhssya" samaj mein aa jyaange,

hahahahah@rehhssya"

[bidhlan]

no doubt old but old is always gold

[prashantacmet]

Bhai..... saara INTEREST to tai hi le lya.... eib haam ke yha baith ke POODE taarre......

no doubt old but old is always gold

[jagmohan]

Jagmohan Sir kargey chatpatti si baat sahaj de si nai....koi samjh sako tai samjh liyo....Naye panchhi arr Puraney Gidhh....Puraney Panchi keh kai mai inn ka apmaan na karna chahti....NAZAR tai GIDHH ki sai na inki....hahahahahahahahahahahah

Ho, Ho.. Aaj kal 'GIDHH' bhi extint hon ne ho re sein Sunita. Ar sahaj si nyu kahnaa pad rya se ak aaj kal samay galat chaal rya se.. Ek minute laage se bejaati karan mein, hon mein ar karwan mein.... Kilkiiiii@Gidhh_ki_nazar

[downtoearth]

Ek be teli er jat jaan lag rahe the.teli jaat te bolya jat re jat 16 duni 8 tera sar pe khat.jat soch me pad gaya pher ghani he haan me soch ke bola teli re teli tera sar pe kohlu.teli bolya na bani .jat bola na banan de sale bhoj te marega.oho,, hohoho,,,ahahha,,,khi khi :D khi,,,,,,wot a joke,,,,,,,:p hehehehah khi khi khi,,,,,,never heard before,,,,,, :rolleyes: max funny,,,, kilki paard :p ,,,, nd sauda,,, ;) uff haans haans key petr mey ball paard gayey,,,,,,,,,,,:D ritu terey sherr houngaa,, uffff marr gaya,,,,,,,:D ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,:mad:

}koni manoo tahm ???? issey issey nakli joke geren tey baaz koni aaoo key ???:rolleyes: }

[sunitahooda]

AAYIYE AAPKA INTEZAAR THA....;) MR.RUPENDRAA.... kya ye PARMANNU BOMB se bhi gaya-gujraa tha? Itna bura to nahi tha....mere khayal se aap ek baar fir padhein aapki neend shayad poori tarah se nahi khulli hai abhi....its too early for you to get up and post comments here....:eek:

}koni manoo tahm ???? issey issey nakli joke geren tey baaz koni aaoo key ???:rolleyes: }[/QUOTE]

[keshavdahiya]

ritu ji...aap naye panchii so.. jhya te aapki saari galti maaf se...;) eeebb.. aap nyu sochde hoge.. ak ke galti hogaii isi.. he he... ye to aapne keshav bhai batavenge.... mane bera se.. jaat ar teli ka subject dekh ke.. vo sab te pahlam.. yahe ee thread kholenge....:D

the title shud have been JAT aur TELI .... instead of TELI aur JAT...hahahhahahahah

ooo bhai dalal....hahahaa kyun darawe se Ritu ji ne khaagaad......:D :p
ritu ji yeh te yun hi daratta rehta hai aapko....u just feel comfortable here.....this was awsum, out of the world, max funny, heard once in a while, really funny and hilarious all time fav joke.....and i m sure every body here liked it so much and thats why they are appriciating this joke.....anyway...aap kissi se bhi matt darnna........hahhahahhaa yeh saare chimgaadd ki tarhaa chipak jaate hain......i think they shud behave with new entrants....

but i think you shud definitly visit these following thread before reaching to any conclusions....;) :p :D
though there were many links but i suppose thats enough...:rolleyes:

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13369&highlight=teli

lekin Ritu ji aap yun mat samjhna ki jooke acha nahi lagga as i have earlier mentioned that it was the funnniest joke since many days here and infact i m rolling on my couch rite now....hahahhahhahah uuiiiii uuiiiii uuiiiiii

baaki jo baat rupender jiiii ne keh rakhi hain woh meri taraf se bhi......

[deepshi]

Ohh! ham saan ne haare marey aawein- arr aamte e yo thare PUTRIFIED chutkale paawe- eeb te atii ho li se:mad:
arr sunn- YAHAA PAAP KA UPAAY PASCHAATAP NAHI PRAYASCHIT HE...hehe
(wid no coopyrites frm rupi:o )
arr sunn- yo saara kasoor shyad tere naam ka se ;) .. haha...:D
eeb aagla chutkala mmada taazi sa bhej diye gharsi.... na te taal e kariye!!

[ritu]

bhi rupender marna hoto beshak mar jaye par mera sar hon ki jarrurat na he.mandal ayog ke bahne kai anpada ne apni jan li thi .hoga te hoga purana joke ritu jatni ne te pahli be a sunya se .mane nu te nahi likha te ek yu joke mera original he.nai hu te kam mat samjio saun ke barabar ekso.

aai samaj me .




oho,, hohoho,,,ahahha,,,khi khi :D khi,,,,,,wot a joke,,,,,,,:p hehehehah khi khi khi,,,,,,never heard before,,,,,, :rolleyes: max funny,,,, kilki paard :p ,,,, nd sauda,,, ;) uff haans haans key petr mey ball paard gayey,,,,,,,,,,,:D ritu terey sherr houngaa,, uffff marr gaya,,,,,,,:D ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,:mad:

}koni manoo tahm ???? issey issey nakli joke geren tey baaz koni aaoo key ???:rolleyes: }

[fool4love]

bhi rupender marna hoto beshak mar jaye par mera sar hon ki jarrurat na he.mandal ayog ke bahne kai anpada ne apni jan li thi .hoga te hoga purana joke ritu jatni ne te pahli be a sunya se .mane nu te nahi likha te ek yu joke mera original he.nai hu te kam mat samjio saun ke barabar ekso.

aai samaj me .

hahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahaha
re... diyo re koye... gabbar aala background music...hahahaha
aasli chutkla.. to eeeb hoya see....:D
rupi mere dubi... tu te ulta rallii.. me chala jaa...he he

n just so that u know ritu ji... its all in good spirit... u sudn't take anything personal ... specially in this section... n ghana specially from rupi bhai!
cheers...:)

[ritu]

bhai keshav mana dari. teri bua ki chori hu.meri ma dahiya se er tane bera hoga dahiya chori kitni uat hoan se.upar te sonipat ki su.uo te america ak thodi sharif hogi the par jatland pe ak sara jatpana ulta aga se.

NA NAYA HE TA NA SE.OLD IS GOLD.JAt IS ALWAYS JAT .

HA HA .

and even i knew it was a old joke.meri ma ne bachpan me sunaya the mere te u.






the title shud have been JAT aur TELI .... instead of TELI aur JAT...hahahhahahahah

ooo bhai dalal....hahahaa kyun darawe se Ritu ji ne khaagaad......:D :p
ritu ji yeh te yun hi daratta rehta hai aapko....u just feel comfortable here.....this was awsum, out of the world, max funny, heard once in a while, really funny and hilarious all time fav joke.....and i m sure every body here liked it so much and thats why they are appriciating this joke.....anyway...aap kissi se bhi matt darnna........hahhahahhaa yeh saare chimgaadd ki tarhaa chipak jaate hain......i think they shud behave with new entrants....

but i think you shud definitly visit these following thread before reaching to any conclusions....;) :p :D
though there were many links but i suppose thats enough...:rolleyes:

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13369&highlight=teli

lekin Ritu ji aap yun mat samjhna ki jooke acha nahi lagga as i have earlier mentioned that it was the funnniest joke since many days here and infact i m rolling on my couch rite now....hahahhahhahah uuiiiii uuiiiii uuiiiiii

baaki jo baat rupender jiiii ne keh rakhi hain woh meri taraf se bhi......

[ritu]

bhai kamal I am not taking any thing personally.america me rahte rahte sense of humor khatam se hoge the tum sare te mane itni ijjat de rahe ho I am overwhelmed especilly sunita rekha you and keshav and all of u.rupender bhai ne kati sahi baat likh rakhi.It was really funny.keep it up u guys .




hahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahaha
re... diyo re koye... gabbar aala background music...hahahaha
aasli chutkla.. to eeeb hoya see....:D
rupi mere dubi... tu te ulta rallii.. me chala jaa...he he

n just so that u know ritu ji... its all in good spirit... u sudn't take anything personal ... specially in this section... n ghana specially from rupi bhai!
cheers...:)

[chhillar]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ...bojh te marega.....ha ha ha

[desijat]

AAJ JI MEIN JI SaA AA GAYA
RITU khi khiii
chalo koi to meri jot ka aayaa:p manne lage tha ak mein hi akela baasi chuakle chodha karu inghee:eek:

CHeerss Rituuu