handsome_nashier
May 2nd, 2006, 02:02 PM
In a village, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to a class. He is at the 'Krishna Janma' part of it.
Masterji : Toh bachcho, Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th
child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and
Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning.
Second one is born and Kansa
throwshim off the mountain peak. Third one is born...
..Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot in the class puts up his hand.
Masterji (sounding nervous and confused) : Ramu bete, whole india does not
have doubt in mahabharata and how come u have one?
Ramu: Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was goin to kill
him,why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in SAME CELL.......??
Masterji : Toh bachcho, Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th
child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and
Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning.
Second one is born and Kansa
throwshim off the mountain peak. Third one is born...
..Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot in the class puts up his hand.
Masterji (sounding nervous and confused) : Ramu bete, whole india does not
have doubt in mahabharata and how come u have one?
Ramu: Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was goin to kill
him,why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in SAME CELL.......??