Police

[dhayal]

While taking a routine report at an elementary school, I was
interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at
my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued
writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask
the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well,
then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please
tie my shoe?"

[netrapalsingh]

While taking a routine report at an elementary school, I was
interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at
my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued
writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask
the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well,
then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please
tie my shoe?"


very good bjao good jok hahahahahahahh

[maverick6238]

Hahah.... Nice Joke Dhayal Ji...:)

[desijat]

While taking a routine report at an elementary school, I was
interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at
my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued
writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask
the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well,
then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please
tie my shoe?"

Chutakla pe hasna kinghe tha yo to likhna bhul gaa bhai tu:confused:

[netrapalsingh]

Chutakla pe hasna kinghe tha yo to likhna bhul gaa bhai tu:confused:

vikas chutaklae par kinghe nahi inghe dekhna pade jab samaj mi ave...

[prashantacmet]

inghe.............. kinghe........ bataiye kerek........... KARNAWAL ki udd ne dekkhe ke..... ya pher tere MUH ki udd ne dekhhe......... jib hassannge haam hihi............. NETRUUUUU ki udd ne dekho...... arr hasso................... hihahahaahahahhahhahhahahahhah.................... .......... INGHE......... KINGHE.........................batao KINGHE.......... NETRUU ke MUH ki udd ne............... arrrrrrrrrrr HAASSO........... hohoho.............. hahahhhahaha................................
vikas chutaklae par kinghe nahi inghe dekhna pade jab samaj mi ave...

[ratheetheraist]

inghe.............. kinghe........ bataiye kerek........... KARNAWAL ki udd ne dekkhe ke..... ya pher tere MUH ki udd ne dekhhe......... jib hassannge haam hihi............. NETRUUUUU ki udd ne dekho...... arr hasso................... hihahahaahahahhahhahhahahahhah.................... .......... INGHE......... KINGHE.........................batao KINGHE.......... NETRUU ke MUH ki udd ne............... arrrrrrrrrrr HAASSO........... hohoho.............. hahahhhahaha................................

bhaaii oo.p. aallyoo...........main bhii unghee kuu dekhh kee kilkii marrunn. hun......hahhahahaha............tumney kinghey unghey pinghey likh kee chotkii sii bharr dii meryaarr.........hahahhaha:D:D:D:D:D

[netrapalsingh]

inghe.............. kinghe........ bataiye kerek........... KARNAWAL ki udd ne dekkhe ke..... ya pher tere MUH ki udd ne dekhhe......... jib hassannge haam hihi............. NETRUUUUU ki udd ne dekho...... arr hasso................... hihahahaahahahhahhahhahahahhah.................... .......... INGHE......... KINGHE.........................batao KINGHE.......... NETRUU ke MUH ki udd ne............... arrrrrrrrrrr HAASSO........... hohoho.............. hahahhhahaha................................

are here muh ki udd ne dekh ke rove ke prashant is dukan ke age khade rahiye too to are haans ta rahia aur rota rahiye teri kismat badal ja gi.....
hahahahahahahahhah

[prashantacmet]

aachhaa Bhai......... bohat chokhha NETRUUUUUUU......... kismat to teri badalan laag ree..............NETRUU Ki kismat.................. mera fotu tu hi to khichan laag ra..........nETRUUUUUUU ka fotu......... fer hASSO.................... fer hasso........... NETRUU fotu aala............... hasso...... hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... .... ek barr fer dekhho nETRUU ke MUH ki udd ne ...... arr hasso................. hihahhahaha................
are here muh ki udd ne dekh ke rove ke prashant is dukan ke age khade rahiye too to are haans ta rahia aur rota rahiye teri kismat badal ja gi.....
hahahahahahahahhah

[desijat]

:D Re netru mere yaar
Ahmek na banee
ek kaam kar Apni photu hi laga de, Chutaklu pe to hasi aati na, uspe hi khiji si khahad lenge:D

[netrapalsingh]

:D Re netru mere yaar
Ahmek na banee
ek kaam kar Apni photu hi laga de, Chutaklu pe to hasi aati na, uspe hi khiji si khahad lenge:D

esa hai mere bhai meri photo to badot dist walo ne 90 main dekh
lee ar bhai eb mane doosra karan nahi to photo to too hi laga......

hahahaaa

thanks for comments

[netrapalsingh]

aachhaa Bhai......... bohat chokhha NETRUUUUUUU......... kismat to teri badalan laag ree..............NETRUU Ki kismat.................. mera fotu tu hi to khichan laag ra..........nETRUUUUUUU ka fotu......... fer hASSO.................... fer hasso........... NETRUU fotu aala............... hasso...... hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... .... ek barr fer dekhho nETRUU ke MUH ki udd ne ...... arr hasso................. hihahhahaha................

are oooo.........prashant meri photo tere bathroom main lga kar dekh
tere kabj ki bimari khatam ho jgii........meri photo ne dekh ke hansnaa
to ke ronaa bhi bhool javega

[prashantacmet]

oooooooo KALLE BASSE, GHUCHADCHAND. PATARAN ke JAMAI...........eibb nu poochiye...... ek yu ke ho...(KALLA BASSA is a plant which grow in graveyard.......) MHARRE..... mharre yaa bimaari kona.... per tera MAMLA jaroor gadbadat main......... majhe poora baham horaa......... hasso...... hasso.......... NETRUU kai kabz................ chaal koi naa...... aaj nu kariye........ mere naam le kai laagiye kaam pe........ jo tere dast na laag to kahiye............. fer hasso saarre....................hihi..... haha....... NETRUU ki kabz...................toot gi...............gaam main ne dhandorra pitwa do............hihahhaha........................... .....arr ek barr fer dekho nETRUUUUU ke MUH ke udd ne arr hasso............... hahahahaha.......hihihihihi..................
are oooo.........prashant meri photo tere bathroom main lga kar dekh
tere kabj ki bimari khatam ho jgii........meri photo ne dekh ke hansnaa
to ke ronaa bhi bhool javega

[dhayal]

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back
there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at
me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he
do?"

[netrapalsingh]

oooooooo KALLE BASSE, GHUCHADCHAND. PATARAN ke JAMAI...........eibb nu poochiye...... ek yu ke ho...(KALLA BASSA is a plant which grow in graveyard.......) MHARRE..... mharre yaa bimaari kona.... per tera MAMLA jaroor gadbadat main......... majhe poora baham horaa......... hasso...... hasso.......... NETRUU kai kabz................ chaal koi naa...... aaj nu kariye........ mere naam le kai laagiye kaam pe........ jo tere dast na laag to kahiye............. fer hasso saarre....................hihi..... haha....... NETRUU ki kabz...................toot gi...............gaam main ne dhandorra pitwa do............hihahhaha........................... .....arr ek barr fer dekho nETRUUUUU ke MUH ke udd ne arr hasso............... hahahahaha.......hihihihihi..................

are ro matna bhai puch..puch chup ho ja......

[prashantacmet]

PUCH PUCH.......... dekh lo saab........ saabne PUCHPUCH sunn reeeee eibb to........ NETRUU ke CHERRE laag ge........ eibb kyoun mUH sa lakhowe........ dekhho iska MUH arrrrrrrrr fer HASSO......... hihihahahaha.......................
are ro matna bhai puch..puch chup ho ja......

[dhayal]

PUCH PUCH.......... dekh lo saab........ saabne PUCHPUCH sunn reeeee eibb to........ NETRUU ke CHERRE laag ge........ eibb kyoun mUH sa lakhowe........ dekhho iska MUH arrrrrrrrr fer HASSO......... hihihahahaha.......................



bhai yeh puchh puchh ke kar rakhi hai tane

[prashantacmet]

Tera kaam kona chala iss thread ku UBHARNE bina....... ROOKA@ UBHARNA..........tera chakkar ke s iss Thread ne UBHARNE ka Bhai.....................ibb tajhe main PUCHH PUCHH batao............... makka main nu kahu tu nuoey kAAM chla le ya pher issa ker NETRUU tai pooch le iska MATBAL....... hahhahahhahahahhahahhahhhihi.........ROOKA @ NETRU............
bhai yeh puchh puchh ke kar rakhi hai tane