suraj_tomer12
May 6th, 2006, 12:10 AM
Advani-ism : You have two cows. You don't milk them but worship them.
Vajpayee-ism : You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your partners and eat cattle feed.
Gandhism : You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
Indira-ism : You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
Chandrababu-ism : You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.
Jayalalitha-ism : You have two cows. You teach them to cry, "Ammaaaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet.
Rajnikant-ism : You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.
Bush-ism : You have as many cows as you like. You preach to others not to have any.
Clinton-ism : You have two cows. But you milk your neighbors' cows.
Osama-ism : You have two cows. You convert them into biological weapons.
Talibanism : You have two cows. You put them in purda.
Jat--Ism:) : what it can be?????????
Vajpayee-ism : You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your partners and eat cattle feed.
Gandhism : You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
Indira-ism : You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
Chandrababu-ism : You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.
Jayalalitha-ism : You have two cows. You teach them to cry, "Ammaaaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet.
Rajnikant-ism : You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.
Bush-ism : You have as many cows as you like. You preach to others not to have any.
Clinton-ism : You have two cows. But you milk your neighbors' cows.
Osama-ism : You have two cows. You convert them into biological weapons.
Talibanism : You have two cows. You put them in purda.
Jat--Ism:) : what it can be?????????