Trust me its not mine!!

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Pakiya Bhai Supariwala

Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)

Education:
* B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
* M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.

Thesis:
"On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts"

Coursework:

Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design

Work Experience:
* Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990-Aug 1991
* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)

Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987-July1990
* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections

Honors & Achievements:
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
* Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.
* Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.
* Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic degree supply.

References:
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai

[prashantacmet]

ooooooooo MARKHANNE.... hihihahaha.............. kisske takkar maaregga DUSEENGE...... hihihaha........... Dawwod IBRAHIM ke CHELLE............... hihihahaha..........

[desijat]

Subject: Resume of Abosing

Name: Eiga Abosing

Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA) in Highways of Manipur

Education: MS (Criminal Sciences) , Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful(VPISU),August 1996.

Thesis: "On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts"

BS (Crime Technology), Tihar Jail, India, August 1994

Project: 'Varied means for non-violent looting of passengers in NH 39 and NH 53 of Manipur'

Coursework: Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design

Work Experience:

Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna,Aug 1990-Aug 1991
* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry and mint flavors
(Patent# 007,13,666)
* Converted a chinese/moreh toy pistol into a look alike AK 56.7
* Lab technician for printing 'fake' Indian Rupees.

Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates,Bombay, June1987-July1990
* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta collections
* Tested 'BS project' viability in NH 39 and NH 53 of Manipur under
most unfavourable conditions.
* Helped 'cave alignment' project in Afghanistan

Honors:
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter

References:
* Dr. Veerapan , Roaming Faculty of South.
* Dr. Laloo Prasad , Gold Medallist in Digesting Everything, Bihar
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof.,Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager,Dubai
* Er. Bin Laden, Cave specialist, Afghanistan

Non-Academic Activities:
* Listening Bhagabad Gita. Specially the quote
"Koi marta nahin. Koi kisiko mar nahin sakta"
* Watching new Manipuri albums
* Chatting in e-pao.net under various names
* Cultivating 'ganja' plants
* Transparent plastic packaging of 'sekmai chamelei'

[prashantacmet]

aajaaaaa..... tu bhi aaja teri radak thi ABUSALEM................ hihihi...... hahaha......................barra ne kaha tai tha ke chepan laag re yeh DAWWOD ke chelle......... DAWWOD ke do chelle.............. VIKASSA arrrrrrr SURJAA....... paakadiyo inku...... arr sood do TIHAD main.......... SHOBRAAJ ke dhorre........ hihi...... hahaha..............
Subject: Resume of Abosing

Name: Eiga Abosing

Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA) in Highways of Manipur

Education: MS (Criminal Sciences) , Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful(VPISU),August 1996.

Thesis: "On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts"

BS (Crime Technology), Tihar Jail, India, August 1994

Project: 'Varied means for non-violent looting of passengers in NH 39 and NH 53 of Manipur'

Coursework: Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design

Work Experience:

Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna,Aug 1990-Aug 1991
* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry and mint flavors
(Patent# 007,13,666)
* Converted a chinese/moreh toy pistol into a look alike AK 56.7
* Lab technician for printing 'fake' Indian Rupees.

Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates,Bombay, June1987-July1990
* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta collections
* Tested 'BS project' viability in NH 39 and NH 53 of Manipur under
most unfavourable conditions.
* Helped 'cave alignment' project in Afghanistan

Honors:
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter

References:
* Dr. Veerapan , Roaming Faculty of South.
* Dr. Laloo Prasad , Gold Medallist in Digesting Everything, Bihar
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof.,Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager,Dubai
* Er. Bin Laden, Cave specialist, Afghanistan

Non-Academic Activities:
* Listening Bhagabad Gita. Specially the quote
"Koi marta nahin. Koi kisiko mar nahin sakta"
* Watching new Manipuri albums
* Chatting in e-pao.net under various names
* Cultivating 'ganja' plants
* Transparent plastic packaging of 'sekmai chamelei'