samajhdari...

[suraj_tomer12]

Aaj tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident

at amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him ask sardar ji. How did it happen?

> > Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki
shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye.

Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

> > Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par
nahin koode.

> > Sardar: o nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.

[suraj_tomer12]

A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was
curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The
Sardar didn't know proper English, he said "Milk
sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"

There was a Sardarji (HARMEET SINGH) who was down on
his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to
kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him
behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
HARMEET then wrote a note saying:

"I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put
Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the
mango tree on the north side of the city playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji".

HARMEET then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the HARMEET checked, and sure
enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango
tree.The boy was sitting next to the bag. HARMEET
opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash
with a note saying:

"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji?
take the money, and Please leave my son."
Signed: Another Sardarji

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..
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Once a sardar was looking at a wanted poster & was wondering.
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya?

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Santa: Oye tu har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai?
Banta: Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe!!!

[suraj_tomer12]

About a century or two ago,
the Pope decided that all the Sardars had to leave Italy.
Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sardar community.
So the Pope made a deal.
He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sardar community.
If the Sardar won, the Sardars could stay.
If the Pope won, the Sardars would leave.

The Sardars realized that they had no choice.
So they picked a middle aged man named Santa Singh to represent
them.Santa Singh asked for one condition to be added to the debate.
To make it more interesting,
the debate was to be conducted using sign language and
neither side would be allowed to talk.
The Pope agreed.


The day of the great debate came.
Santa Singh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute
before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
Santa Singh looked back at him and raised one finger.
The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head.
Santa Singh pointed to the ground where he sat.
The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine.
Santa Singh pulled out an apple.


The Pope stood up and said,
"I give up. This man is too good. The Sardars can stay. "

An hour later,
the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him
what had happened.
The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the
trinity.
He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that
there was still one God common to both our religions.
Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all
around us.
He responded by pointing to the ground and
showing that God was also right here with us.
I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from
our
sins.
He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin.
He had an answer for everything.
What could I do?"


Meanwhile,
the Sardar community had crowded around Santa Singh.
"What happened ?" they asked.
"Well", said Santa Singh,
"First he said to me that the Sardars had three days to get out of
here.
I told him that not one of us was leaving.
Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Sardars.
I let him know that we were staying right here."


"And then?", asked the crowd.



"I don't know," said Santa Singh,
"He took out his lunch and I took out mine".