ssgoyat
May 10th, 2006, 01:49 PM
LOVE LETTER
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am pleased to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the
5th of may(wednesday). With reference to the meeting held between
us on the 8th of Oct. at 1400 hrs, I would like to present myself as
a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period
of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the
job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion
from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might
take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough
to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and
I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this
offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
HR Manager
Satinder Goyat
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am pleased to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the
5th of may(wednesday). With reference to the meeting held between
us on the 8th of Oct. at 1400 hrs, I would like to present myself as
a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period
of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the
job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion
from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might
take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough
to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and
I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this
offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
HR Manager
Satinder Goyat