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netrapalsingh
May 10th, 2006, 02:15 PM
kal apne ek sathi (jatland.com) ke halat dekh kar pasina aagaya
kyonki wo pyar main fail hogaya aur shayar hogaya
sathiyo pyar vyar ka to mujhe pata nahi main to anpadh jat hoon
par experience bata deta hoo ek bar main bhi fans gaya that
ya fansayagaya thaa ek ladki ke chakar main.
Main yani netrapal 1984 main jaipur gaya that tab main bilkula akela
that phir mere dost bane. Ek din ham sab dost ek gumti pe chay pee
rahe the ek ladka ramprasad choudhary bola"ya chori thane jhake che"
main bola "tera dimak kharam hai mujhe kyon dekhe gi" par wo dost nahi
maane bole nahee wo tere ko watch karti hai ab main bhi sochne par majboor ho gaya onhone kaha "try maar yar" maine "poocha kaise bhai logo" onhone mujhe scooter sikhaya jeens phanayee aur bhai main lag gaya watch karne. Roj tonkphatak se maharani college tak ooske peecha peecha jat 400 Rs ka petrol kharch kar diya. Dosto ne ek letter diya bole ye letter dedena oos ladki ko. Maine sochaa koyn n short cut rasta apnaya jay. Aur bhai maine Maharani College ke main Gate par scootar oosake samne laga diya ab age suno:-
Ladki" Kya hai..........?"
Netra," Main aap se dosti karna chata hoo."
ladki" bhago, mai koi dosti karna nahi chati aapse. Main aap ko das din
se dekh rahi goon aap mera peecha kar rahe ho...."
Neatra,"to madam 10 din se aap mujhe dekh rahi hai aap phale hi badta deti. 400 Rs ka petrol kharch kardiya maine tere chakar main"
ladki" aa....ha.......ha bade samaj dar bante ho maine kaha kya?
wo din aur aaj ka din meri himmat nahi padi kisi ladki ke chakkar main padne ki
par mere sathi kahte the bhai ladki ek city bus ki tarah hoti hai line main khade raho kabhi to number ayega aur bhai apni line khade hone ki adat nahi hai.
prashantacmet
May 10th, 2006, 04:03 PM
shabbbas katti lath sa gaad diya
prashantacmet
May 10th, 2006, 04:08 PM
really very good. keep it up.
keshavdahiya
May 10th, 2006, 04:10 PM
bhai netru burra na maiye lekin tu iibe asli jaat ke fasya e konya.........when a jat loves some one there is actually no need to do all these so called "CHECHARS"......hahhaahha i mean therez no complications becoz jat himself is so lovely that the other partner has no choice but to love him/her.......and then the gurl or the guy has to compromise and devote to him/her...
baaki koi shak ho to manne bata diyo.....mein thamne ghanne example bata dyunga......hahahhahhahaaah killkki .......killkki nyu maari kyunki ghanni faddu baat kardi manne....hahahhaaha:D:D:D:D:D
netrapalsingh
May 10th, 2006, 04:57 PM
bhai netru burra na maiye lekin tu iibe asli jaat ke fasya e konya.........when a jat loves some one there is actually no need to do all these so called "CHECHARS"......hahhaahha i mean therez no complications becoz jat himself is so lovely that the other partner has no choice but to love him/her.......and then the gurl or the guy has to compromise and devote to him/her...
baaki koi shak ho to manne bata diyo.....mein thamne ghanne example bata dyunga......hahahhahhahaaah killkki .......killkki nyu maari kyunki ghanni faddu baat kardi manne....hahahhaaha:D:D:D:D:D
bhai too to serious ho gaya
ye ghatnaye sab ki jindgi main hoti hai maine to apne experience
bataya hai
keshavdahiya
May 10th, 2006, 05:05 PM
bhai too to serious ho gaya
ye ghatnaye sab ki jindgi main hoti hai maine to apne experience
bataya hai
oo kasaai mein serious na hoya karun JATLAND pe......hahahahhaa....:D:D:D
yeh ghatnayen ne to tu rehen de........aare sabne gaaa di aapne khanni....te tanne sochi ki mein bhi kimme likh dyun....bhai bahut badhiya se........
kisse te aare pehlyan bhi ghanne likhe gaye sein.....
>>>EXCUSE MADAM ZARA DATNA PLZ.
>>>EK chorra ek chorri ne jake bolya.....MEIN HUN NA TANNNE DEKH LUNGA
>>> ek be ek kasai chorri te jakke love letter thamma ke bolya.....BEBE RAAT NE PADDH LIYE...I LOVE U......
hahhahahhaa aur ke ke sunega khagaad....:D:D:D
YEH saare experince tere jisse bhaiyan ke sein.........
mein te nyu kehna chahun tha ki JAT IIB itne bAWALLE na rahe ki petrol phuk dein.......aaj kaal te ultaa kaam se.......jat kisse ke samjh na aare....:rolleyes: ......manne laage se tere bhi meri baat si kimme samjh na aayi..........hahahaahha killkki paadunga te kaan paat jyange.....te halki ssi maari se......:p ;)
dhayal
May 10th, 2006, 05:58 PM
hahahhahah jat love re bhai flart ke:D :eek: :cool:
sandeepsomu
May 10th, 2006, 07:25 PM
Keshav nalayk baat to aaj kal sahi kerne leg gaya hai lakin bhai ladki ke baap ki manana bahut muskil sai, susre ko 5 saal to ho gaye manate manate devta ibbi tayi to mana nahi.......isska illaj bata kuch...
netrapal sir woh bhi pilani ka hi sai. kaun sa paani pito ho waha per ek choti si baat samgh nahi aati
bhai netru burra na maiye lekin tu iibe asli jaat ke fasya e konya.........when a jat loves some one there is actually no need to do all these so called "CHECHARS"......hahhaahha i mean therez no complications becoz jat himself is so lovely that the other partner has no choice but to love him/her.......and then the gurl or the guy has to compromise and devote to him/her...
baaki koi shak ho to manne bata diyo.....mein thamne ghanne example bata dyunga......hahahhahhahaaah killkki .......killkki nyu maari kyunki ghanni faddu baat kardi manne....hahahhaaha:D:D:D:D:D
choudharyneelam
May 10th, 2006, 07:33 PM
kal apne ek sathi (jatland.com) ke halat dekh kar pasina aagaya
kyonki wo pyar main fail hogaya aur shayar hogaya
sathiyo pyar vyar ka to mujhe pata nahi main to anpadh jat hoon
par experience bata deta hoo ek bar main bhi fans gaya that
ya fansayagaya thaa ek ladki ke chakar main.
Main yani netrapal 1984 main jaipur gaya that tab main bilkula akela
that phir mere dost bane. Ek din ham sab dost ek gumti pe chay pee
rahe the ek ladka ramprasad choudhary bola"ya chori thane jhake che"
main bola "tera dimak kharam hai mujhe kyon dekhe gi" par wo dost nahi
maane bole nahee wo tere ko watch karti hai ab main bhi sochne par majboor ho gaya onhone kaha "try maar yar" maine "poocha kaise bhai logo" onhone mujhe scooter sikhaya jeens phanayee aur bhai main lag gaya watch karne. Roj tonkphatak se maharani college tak ooske peecha peecha jat 400 Rs ka petrol kharch kar diya. Dosto ne ek letter diya bole ye letter dedena oos ladki ko. Maine sochaa koyn n short cut rasta apnaya jay. Aur bhai maine Maharani College ke main Gate par scootar oosake samne laga diya ab age suno:-
Ladki" Kya hai..........?"
Netra," Main aap se dosti karna chata hoo."
ladki" bhago, mai koi dosti karna nahi chati aapse. Main aap ko das din
se dekh rahi goon aap mera peecha kar rahe ho...."
Neatra,"to madam 10 din se aap mujhe dekh rahi hai aap phale hi badta deti. 400 Rs ka petrol kharch kardiya maine tere chakar main"
ladki" aa....ha.......ha bade samaj dar bante ho maine kaha kya?
wo din aur aaj ka din meri himmat nahi padi kisi ladki ke chakkar main padne ki
par mere sathi kahte the bhai ladki ek city bus ki tarah hoti hai line main khade raho kabhi to number ayega aur bhai apni line khade hone ki adat nahi hai.
hahahahahaha.....bahaut acchi lagi ye choti si story....actually the fact is that Jats don't know how to fall in love or to propose any girl...issliye they can never be successful in this stream....they are just simple and should be like that to look different from others.
keshavdahiya
May 10th, 2006, 08:31 PM
Keshav nalayk baat to aaj kal sahi kerne leg gaya hai lakin bhai ladki ke baap ki manana bahut muskil sai, susre ko 5 saal to ho gaye manate manate devta ibbi tayi to mana nahi.......isska illaj bata kuch...
netrapal sir woh bhi pilani ka hi sai. kaun sa paani pito ho waha per ek choti si baat samgh nahi aati
tere bas ki baat konya somu tu nyu e dekhta rahiye er uska BABU kitte aur :rolleyes: ......kher chodd...tera susrra aur tu tham donu dekho iss khanni ne...;)
mein te aare mazaak karun tha....er tu manne nalayak hi samjhiye.........:D:D:D kitte manne shayana samjh le er pher tera dill tuutt jawe......killkki pe killki..
sandeepsomu
May 10th, 2006, 08:44 PM
kitna ganda sarcastic sa jawab de diya bhai...kher wahi baat hai jib bhains pooch utayegi to gobar ki karegi dhood thodi na degi......:D :D :D :D
tere bas ki baat konya somu tu nyu e dekhta rahiye er uska BABU kitte aur :rolleyes: ......kher chodd...tera susrra aur tu tham donu dekho iss khanni ne...;)
mein te aare mazaak karun tha....er tu manne nalayak hi samjhiye.........:D:D:D kitte manne shayana samjh le er pher tera dill tuutt jawe......killkki pe killki..
keshavdahiya
May 10th, 2006, 09:12 PM
kitna ganda sarcastic sa jawab de diya bhai...kher wahi baat hai jib bhains pooch utayegi to gobar ki karegi dhood thodi na degi......:D :D
get love or die trying>>>>>yu tanne ghanna bhadiya signature chaap rakhya se ke......
er bhai mere manne sarcastic jawab na diya.......manne te tu motivate kiya se ki jaake uuski nazran mein dekh ke sidha khadda ho ja er nyu keh de ki ji yahe se na to koi bhi nahi........its not about jat or anything else its about how true is your LOVE......and one more thing yeh jo tu mheis ki punjharr ki baat karre se na....iske kayi aur bhi ilaz sein pher kadde si bataunga......iibe te tu apna dhyan aur kitte la le............tanne yaad hogi arjun ne sirf pakshi ki aankh dikhya karti er baaki dusrryan ne paid paodhe r bera na keke dikhya karta.........iib dekh le tanne ke dikhe se......:rolleyes: :eek: ......
baaki meri baat itne dhyan te matna paddhya karr kitte mere sir hovega tu.........hahhahahhahhaha bawalle aadmiyan ki ghanni na padhya karren......killlkki ..........:D:D:D:D:D:D
sunitahooda
May 11th, 2006, 10:00 AM
killki....mehins ki funnjhadd....hahahahahahahahah Keshu kyah mai mathaa fuddwaan laag rya sai tu???? :D :D ;) :) kitt ullajh-pullajh ho gya tu....hahahahahaha 400 rappiye bi fook diye iss Netru nai arr bhorra bi haath na lagya....:D ;) :cool: :p get love or die trying>>>>>yu tanne ghanna bhadiya signature chaap rakhya se ke......
er bhai mere manne sarcastic jawab na diya.......manne te tu motivate kiya se ki jaake uuski nazran mein dekh ke sidha khadda ho ja er nyu keh de ki ji yahe se na to koi bhi nahi........its not about jat or anything else its about how true is your LOVE......and one more thing yeh jo tu mheis ki punjharr ki baat karre se na....iske kayi aur bhi ilaz sein pher kadde si bataunga......iibe te tu apna dhyan aur kitte la le............tanne yaad hogi arjun ne sirf pakshi ki aankh dikhya karti er baaki dusrryan ne paid paodhe r bera na keke dikhya karta.........iib dekh le tanne ke dikhe se............
baaki meri baat itne dhyan te matna paddhya karr kitte mere sir hovega tu.........hahhahahhahhaha bawalle aadmiyan ki ghanni na padhya karren......killlkki ..........:D
grewalrakesh
May 11th, 2006, 10:20 AM
koe baat ne.......jaake lyo...aur chalde raho......
re kamino..bhool ge ke galib ne....
Ishq mera shauk hai kamjori nahin...tu nahin koi aur sahi..koi aur nahin to koi aur sahi........
isme bhi suad na awa..to ek kaam kariyo.......yo gaa liyo.....
Hum honge kamyab..hum honge kamyab..ek din..........
hahahahhahahahahahhaha.......................
nahin to follow the insti...frustu funda......
kisi bhi ladke ko ladki ke saath dekha...to man mein khayal aaya.....
are kya re...baboolal....bhai hai us ladki ka......
aur practical aspect....
Parvazen apni aasman mein rakh..lekin beta jameen ko bhi dhyan main rakh....
nahin to pad di e....pachha ka chabootra hoya pawaga....wo bhi sarkari jameen main....jisne..DDA ale kade pad baga wein
nd-chora
May 11th, 2006, 02:04 PM
400 rappiye bi fook diye iss Netru nai arr bhorra bi haath na lagya...................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA MAAR GIRA RE...........HAHAHAHAHA....AJJ TE KATTI PET PADD DIYA SUNITA NE. daakan paddi sei ya bhi.
ar keshu tu kitt ulajh gya ish bhainsha aale ke....yu nira gober oottan ka laage sei ishane punjhad neeche gober deekhe sei........hahahah.....JABERDAST.
killki....mehins ki funnjhadd....hahahahahahahahah Keshu kyah mai mathaa fuddwaan laag rya sai tu???? :D :D ;) :) kitt ullajh-pullajh ho gya tu....hahahahahaha 400 rappiye bi fook diye iss Netru nai arr bhorra bi haath na lagya....:D ;) :cool: :p
prashantacmet
May 11th, 2006, 02:09 PM
aaachha, hmmmmmmmm, aaj barra patta is baat ka...............Theek kahi aapne........ hihihihahahhahha.............................. Bilkul Theek kahi hahahahahhahaha................................... .............
hahahahahaha.....bahaut acchi lagi ye choti si story....actually the fact is that Jats don't know how to fall in love or to propose any girl...issliye they can never be successful in this stream....they are just simple and should be like that to look different from others.
ratheetheraist
May 18th, 2006, 04:34 AM
400 rappiye bi fook diye iss Netru nai arr bhorra bi haath na lagya...................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA MAAR GIRA RE...........HAHAHAHAHA....AJJ TE KATTI PET PADD DIYA SUNITA NE. daakan paddi sei ya bhi.
ar keshu tu kitt ulajh gya ish bhainsha aale ke....yu nira gober oottan ka laage sei ishane punjhad neeche gober deekhe sei........hahahah.....JABERDAST.
Consider again and again the following:
the right time, the right friends, the right place, the right means of income, the right ways of spending, and from whom you derive your power - Chankya Muni
HMMMMMMM NDIIIIIIIIIII
keshavdahiya
May 18th, 2006, 04:37 AM
Consider again and again the following:
the right time, the right friends, the right place, the right means of income, the right ways of spending, and from whom you derive your power - Chankya Muni
HMMMMMMM NDIIIIIIIIIII
400 rappiye bi fook diye iss Netru nai arr bhorra bi haath na lagya...................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA MAAR GIRA RE...........HAHAHAHAHA....AJJ TE KATTI PET PADD DIYA SUNITA NE. daakan paddi sei ya bhi.
ar keshu tu kitt ulajh gya ish bhainsha aale ke....yu nira gober oottan ka laage sei ishane punjhad neeche gober deekhe sei........hahahah.....JABERDAST.
sunitahooda
May 18th, 2006, 10:26 AM
Consider again and again the following:
the right time, the right friends, the right place, the right means of income, the right ways of spending, and from whom you derive your power - Chankya Muni
HMMMMMMM NDIIIIIIIIIII
prashantacmet
May 18th, 2006, 10:35 AM
FER HOWAN LAAG GE GADDAM-GADDA........ooooo RAKCHASO badi tai baaj aa jaao taam.......................... ROOKKA @ GADDAM-GADDA...........hahhahahhahhahhihihihi............ ..........