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sandeepsomu
May 17th, 2006, 04:45 PM
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks
on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends. Now 50 guys are fighting.
They Are jats from haryana..saare baavle :D :D :D :D
rekharathee
May 17th, 2006, 07:49 PM
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends. Now 50 guys are fighting.
They Are jats from haryana..saare baavle

sandeep tanne iss "scenario" kaa ekk pehluu dekh kee haryana alle jat bavlee bata diyee

unkki "ekktta" nahi dikhii tanne
sandeepsomu
May 17th, 2006, 08:06 PM
arreee yoh bhi koi ekkta sai ki 2 sher ki jagah ibb 100 sher futege.....


Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends. Now 50 guys are fighting.
They Are jats from haryana..saare baavle

sandeep tanne iss "scenario" kaa ekk pehluu dekh kee haryana alle jat bavlee bata diyee

unkki "ekktta" nahi dikhii tanne
ram6april
May 17th, 2006, 08:09 PM
sejwal bhai sahab aayiyo ek...be ........laayiyo isske MOTA... saaa talla...........isnne te haam sarre bawaley bata diye.............
arre bhai sandeepe...... bas yaa nahi uutegi...........
hahahaha............ibb lagaann ne ho rya sai traii talla............
sandeepsomu
May 17th, 2006, 08:13 PM
hahahhahahahha aane do.... hahahhahaha::) :) :) :) :)

maine sahi kahi thi na ek be ek haryana ki jat se lad lo sabko bula layega ramlal se suruwat bhiu kerdi :D :D :D :D :D

sejwal bhai sahab aayiyo ek...be ........laayiyo isske MOTA... saaa talla...........isnne te haam sarre bawaley bata diye.............
arre bhai sandeepe...... bas yaa nahi uutegi...........
hahahaha............ibb lagaann ne ho rya sai traii talla............
downtoearth
May 17th, 2006, 09:12 PM
:p hahahhahahahha aane do.... hahahhahaha:

maine sahi kahi thi na ek be ek haryana ki jat se lad lo sabko bula layega ramlal se suruwat bhiu kerdi :D :D :D :D :D heeheh yu kaam to saatey ka sey,,,,,,,,,, daaki taala thokkan mein waar na laya karta ;) :D ,, baaki theek sey:p
ratheetheraist
May 18th, 2006, 02:45 AM
hahahhahahahha aane do.... hahahhahaha:

maine sahi kahi thi na ek be ek haryana ki jat se lad lo sabko bula layega ramlal se suruwat bhiu kerdi:D

naa bhaaii ollee..........main rehyaa terii kehnii;):cool:.........koii kime nahii kehgaa raaii:eek::mad:......raamme maan jaa........:mad:;):cool:

jaa ibb ranngg ley.........kilkii maar tottee uddaa...khi khi;):D