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spdeshwal
June 13th, 2006, 03:00 AM
Ek baar ek jaat ke chhore ki maa margee. Ghanna dukhi reh tha, te pados ke bahman ne bhaka diya ak tharre jo kutiya baithee re se usme teri maa ki aatma se.
Chhore ne ghar aali tanhi hukam sunna diya akk issme maa aa-ri se isski sewa karr-kar, aur kutiya chaubaare mein lejake beethdi.
ek din jib uss ki ghar aali kutiya tanhi khaana khuan gai te, pados ka ek kuta bhi kutiya dhorre e baitha tha. Chhore ki ghar aali ne jhat de si ghunghat kaad liya aur ulat panya waapas aagi..
Chhora bolya ke baat , ghunghat knyo kaad ri se aur khaana bhi naa khua ke aai.
Usski bahu boli, Anpute teri maa dhore tera babu baitha se maine te sharam ayee!
yashbeniwal
June 13th, 2006, 09:12 AM
Deshwal sahab..........
aapne to aaj dooma tha diya kati........par jat itne bawle tai naa hote..ek bhamana ki bakai main aa jaya...........
fer bhi kasuta tha............
Ek baar ek jaat ke chhore ki maa margee. Ghanna dukhi reh tha, te pados ke bahman ne bhaka diya ak tharre jo kutiya baithee re se usme teri maa ki aatma se.
Chhore ne ghar aali tanhi hukam sunna diya akk issme maa aa-ri se isski sewa karr-kar, aur kutiya chaubaare mein lejake beethdi.
ek din jib uss ki ghar aali kutiya tanhi khaana khuan gai te, pados ka ek kuta bhi kutiya dhorre e baitha tha. Chhore ki ghar aali ne jhat de si ghunghat kaad liya aur ulat panya waapas aagi..
Chhora bolya ke baat , ghunghat knyo kaad ri se aur khaana bhi naa khua ke aai.
Usski bahu boli, Anpute teri maa dhore tera babu baitha se maine te sharam ayee!
dr.lathar
June 13th, 2006, 01:19 PM
Ek baar ek jaat ke chhore ki maa margee. Ghanna dukhi reh tha, te pados ke bahman ne bhaka diya ak tharre jo kutiya baithee re se usme teri maa ki aatma se.
Chhore ne ghar aali tanhi hukam sunna diya akk issme maa aa-ri se isski sewa karr-kar, aur kutiya chaubaare mein lejake beethdi.
ek din jib uss ki ghar aali kutiya tanhi khaana khuan gai te, pados ka ek kuta bhi kutiya dhorre e baitha tha. Chhore ki ghar aali ne jhat de si ghunghat kaad liya aur ulat panya waapas aagi..
Chhora bolya ke baat , ghunghat knyo kaad ri se aur khaana bhi naa khua ke aai.
Usski bahu boli, Anpute teri maa dhore tera babu baitha se maine te sharam ayee! deshwal margya mere bate, kasuta thokya u to tan, bhai bahu ki bhi galati konya apne susare te ghunghat to kad-egi. bahut achha maja agya:D :p
skdca
June 13th, 2006, 01:33 PM
bahut badhiya.......... chhore ke 2-2 babu ho ge.........
rkumar
June 13th, 2006, 01:33 PM
hahhaa..Deshwal sahab aaj to saari kasar si kadh di... ghani thaaddi joke hai ya to...ya na bhullen hum saari umar...hahahah
RK^2
spdeshwal
June 14th, 2006, 01:32 AM
Aap to rajenderji challe gaon ki aur, har rohj ye hi kisse sunoghe.
flavour change ke liye 2-4 mahine mein Saanghi ke chakkar lagate rehna.
Cheers!
anilsangwan
June 14th, 2006, 05:40 AM
Good Joke uncle ji !!!!
ajayshokeen
June 16th, 2006, 10:49 PM
majaa aa gaya.......aindi thaa katti.
handsome_nashier
June 17th, 2006, 01:13 AM
Ek baar ek jaat ke chhore ki maa margee. Ghanna dukhi reh tha, te pados ke bahman ne bhaka diya ak tharre jo kutiya baithee re se usme teri maa ki aatma se.
Chhore ne ghar aali tanhi hukam sunna diya akk issme maa aa-ri se isski sewa karr-kar, aur kutiya chaubaare mein lejake beethdi.
ek din jib uss ki ghar aali kutiya tanhi khaana khuan gai te, pados ka ek kuta bhi kutiya dhorre e baitha tha. Chhore ki ghar aali ne jhat de si ghunghat kaad liya aur ulat panya waapas aagi..
Chhora bolya ke baat , ghunghat knyo kaad ri se aur khaana bhi naa khua ke aai.
Usski bahu boli, Anpute teri maa dhore tera babu baitha se maine te sharam ayee!
ओ भाई मर गए र .................. बुरा हाल करवा िदया ...... हसवा हसवा क ..........
हे भगवान बचाई ये मन ए .........
kilki p kilki @ Anpute teri maa dhore tera babu baitha se maine te sharam ayee!
handsome_nashier
June 17th, 2006, 01:15 AM
कसुता सोदा चेप िदया पेट म दर्द करन का :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
deepakchoudhry
June 17th, 2006, 05:35 AM
Excellent Joke.
amitsangwan003
June 17th, 2006, 06:10 PM
deshwal ji maange kasuta a to joke baga diya aaapne
er bas k kanhu kamal kar diya kun si kitaab main te todh ke le aaye .........
hahahahahahahahah
what a combination in your joke. i like it
ratheetheraist
June 17th, 2006, 10:39 PM
blyaa uncle jii.......... chaalaa paad diyaa uss choree ki bahu nee bhi........... baawlii taredd neyy nu nahi bera tha akk aatma buss lugaaiyaan kii ee bhatkyaa karen........arr uss kutte main kit te babu aawe thaa...........kilkii pe kilkii@bhatakti aatma:p:p:D:D
makha nu kahu su akk bighani chamolla tha u uncle ji........ jorr ki kilkii;):D
handsome_nashier
June 17th, 2006, 11:05 PM
blyaa uncle jii.......... chaalaa paad diyaa uss choree ki bahu nee bhi........... baawlii taredd neyy nu nahi bera tha akk aatma buss lugaaiyaan kii ee bhatkyaa karen........arr uss kutte main kit te babu aawe thaa...........kilkii pe kilkii@bhatakti aatma:p:p:D:D
makha nu kahu su akk bighani chamolla tha u uncle ji........ jorr ki kilkii;):D
kilki p kliki @ baawlii taredd neyy nu nahi bera tha akk aatma buss lugaaiyaan kii ee bhatkyaa karen
anilsangwan
June 18th, 2006, 09:45 AM
कसुता सोदा चेप िदया पेट म दर्द करन का :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
O REY BHAI LALITTEY,
METHI-NOONN ki faaki le liye chutkala padh ke...Pett dard theek ho jaaga... par chutkala jaroor padhnna sei..
KILKIIIIII @ METHI-NOON KI FAAKI
devdahiya
June 18th, 2006, 10:33 AM
ha...ha..ha..ha.Dhamaal joke ristedaar.
spdeshwal
June 18th, 2006, 01:54 PM
Sabhi bhaiyno ka honsala afzai ke liye dhanyawaad!
Cheers!