jat and shiv ji

[ratheej]

ek baar shiv ji aur parvati ji akash me ja rahe the unhione dekha neeche ek jaat baitha tha uske koi hath , pair aankh aur kaan nahi the . parvati ko taras aaya boli bhagwan es pe daya karo aur es ko aankh de do. shivji bloe parvate sab apne karm bhugate hain ye aadme esi layak hai. parvati nahi maani to bhagwan ne uske aankh thik kar de ,,dheere -2 parvate ne us ke haath , pair , kaan sab thik karva diye sirf jaban chod de. parvati boli bhagwan sab kuch diya to jaban kyon chod de , shiv ji phir bole parvate ye insan es layak nahi hai , par parvati nahi mane to bhagwan ne jaban bhe de de.
jaban milte he jatbhai ne uper dekha to shiv parvati dhe, jhut te he bolya

o modye itne suthre loogai kit tai maare
bhagan bole maine kahan tha na

[naveenprakash]

aarree ooo jitesh yoo itna suthra chutkala kitt tei maraya :D :D ........

[sunitahooda]

Rathee Ji....aap archive ke rastey se hotey huay....pooraney chutkalon ke obbrey me badd jao arr iss chutkale ko padh ke aao....kabhi-kabhi doosrey ka kiya hua varnann bhi acha lagta hai:)

[rekharathee]

Rathee Ji....aap archive ke rastey se hotey huay....pooraney chutkalon ke obbrey me badd jao arr iss chutkale ko padh ke aao....kabhi-kabhi doosrey ka kiya hua varnann bhi acha lagta hai:)

hahahahaha, chutkalle chhappan aale sabb ne iss "dukhhadd stithi
' tee ekk na ekk din tee ee gujarrna padde see, koi baat na bhai jiteshh, yo manne ee chaap rakhya tha pehlyaa, kalli na maaniyeee,

hahhahhhahh, appar kalli te apne aappe aajya see

[sunitahooda]

mai tai ek din ram nai bacha li thi....mai ek raat mushkilyan kaati akk tadke jake PIllurey aala joke bagaungi....tadke wo kissey nai chep rakhya tha....arr usske ghaney LINK chipp rey they....meri saans uppar ki uppar arr nichey ki ichey....soodd sa uttar jata na tai....arr ya Rekha sab tai pehlam aave hai....manne YAVA karan tayi....:D :D :D :p :p :) :) hahahahaha, chutkalle chhappan aale sabb ne iss "dukhhadd stithi
' tee ekk na ekk din tee ee gujarrna padde see, koi baat na bhai jiteshh, yo manne ee chaap rakhya tha pehlyaa, kalli na maaniyeee,

hahhahhhahh, appar kalli te apne aappe aajya see

[rekharathee]

mai tai ek din ram nai bacha li thi....mai ek raat mushkilyan kaati akk tadke jake PIllurey aala joke bagaungi....tadke wo kissey nai chep rakhya tha....arr usske ghaney LINK chipp rey they....meri saans uppar ki uppar arr nichey ki ichey....soodd sa uttar jata na tai....arr ya Rekha sab tai pehlam aave hai....manne YAVA karan tayi....:D :D :D :p :p :) :)

hahahahahahhahaah, hey bhagwan mein sawa k makhaane battungi, kadde si baggvaaiye iss sunita pee purana chutkalla, hahhahahahahah, manne appne linkaan ka ittna dukh naa avve jitna sukh isske chutkalle pe link chappan tee aavega,
hahahhahahahahhhahahhahahh
hey raam ya taddkee-taddak kissi jalatkhoorri si baat kehvaa di, hahahahahhahahahhhh, maafi diye bhagwan

[sunitahooda]

Bas tu maadi si kanjoosi kargi Rekha....tanne sava ka parshad bollya arr manne SAVA 5 ka boll rakhya sai akk...BHAGHWAN mere pai koye baasi chutkala mattna girwaiye kade bi....killki @ sava rappiya arr sava 5 ka parsad:D ;) :) :p hahahahahahhahaah, hey bhagwan mein sawa k makhaane battungi, kadde si baggvaaiye iss sunita pee purana chutkalla, hahhahahahahah, manne appne linkaan ka ittna dukh naa avve jitna sukh isske chutkalle pe link chappan tee aavega,
hahahhahahahahhhahahhahahh
hey raam ya taddkee-taddak kissi jalatkhoorri si baat kehvaa di, hahahahahhahahahhhh, maafi diye bhagwan

[rekharathee]

Bas tu maadi si kanjoosi kargi Rekha....tanne sava ka parshad bollya arr manne SAVA 5 ka boll rakhya sai akk...BHAGHWAN mere pai koye baasi chutkala mattna girwaiye kade bi....killki @ sava rappiya arr sava 5 ka parsad:D ;) :) :p

hahahahahahahahahah, acchya issi baat kee..............
yo casee tee thoda sa competitive hotta jaan laag ryaa see dikhee hai iss case mein bhagwan tee undertable guldana dena paddega hahahhah. arr hooda maam, aapkee sawa 5 mein tee pattasse aaanvennge, kyon bhagwan ka muh fadwwawe see patttasse khuva keee

hhahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahah

[sunitahooda]

Chori yo Bhagwan sai....tere pai Computer lenn aali koye Motti party konya....jo undertable devegi....bhoondi baan paddgi tanne tai bebe:D :) :) :p ....killki@ bhoondi baan.....Arr dekhiye ibb Rupi dada dekheingey akk yo ke dhamaal macha diya aade....:D

[rahultokas]

a e choriyoo,,,,, thamne yo taaga e paaya batlaan taayee:mad: :D ,,,,, kyon iss taage nai itnaa kheechoo soo,,,,heheehehehe:) ,,,,,, PM mai kyon na karti tham yeh baat,,,,,, :D :) :D

[rekharathee]

hahhhah, arr mein ekk baat tee bhool ee gayi thi,.......
bhagwaan jee aapne "guldaanna" na pasand ho tee bata diyo, mein "CHUUN KI BARFFI" de duunngi undertable

hhahahahaaahahahah @ chuun ki barrfi

NOTE TO BHAGWAN:- NO FUN INTENDED HERE

[sunitahooda]

PM mai kyukar karley Bhai hum ye baat...mahri ye special bhawnayein yo chutkala padh kai ujjagarr hoyi sain...:D :D..tanne kyu dhamkaa di hum:mad: :confused: ;) :DRahul tanne bi kimme formatting arr chitarkaari si karni aagi a e choriyoo,,,,, thamne yo taaga e paaya batlaan taayee:mad: ,,,,, kyon iss taage nai itnaa kheechoo soo,,,,heheehehehe:) ,,,,,, PM mai kyon na karti tham yeh baat,,,,,, :) :D

[sunitahooda]

Arr moorti nai seet kai laapsi tai nuha kai aayi....tu undertable...moorti dhar kai....killki pai killki@ undertable moorti dhar kai....hahahaha ...manne lage tere jo taap kaal chaddey tha wo sir mai chadh gya sai....hahhhah, arr mein ekk baat tee bhool ee gayi thi,.......
bhagwaan jee aapne "guldaanna" na pasand ho tee bata diyo, mein "CHUUN KI BARFFI" de duunngi undertable

hhahahahaaahahahah @ chuun ki barrfi

[rockingguy]

re RAM sawa 11, saade 11, pone 11. kitna parshaad mere te chadwale.. lekin in doonoo choriyaan te.ya galti zaroor karwaiyee...fer in donnoona ne mein dekhunga...yeah Jhansi ki rani, aur doosri Indira ghandhi donno khathi ho rahi sein....kariye mada julm..karwaiye inte doobara fekan ka julm....
chal theek theek laa le..sawa 21 ka chadha dunga..

re Ram bhi nu soche se..kitte sawa 21 se chora sawa 31 ka karde..
na sawa 31 mein ghana..mitha ho jayaga..kitte tere diabetes ho ja...(khayal rakhna pade se ne)

[rockingguy]

re rekha ne jat tai to aankh divayi thi.. tane
zuban diva di..
formatted joke

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12581&highlight=parvati

[handsome_nashier]

Bas tu maadi si kanjoosi kargi Rekha....tanne sava ka parshad bollya arr manne SAVA 5 ka boll rakhya sai akk...BHAGHWAN mere pai koye baasi chutkala mattna girwaiye kade bi....killki @ sava rappiya arr sava 5 ka parsad:D ;) :) :p


बहुत अच्छी बात स................ बाटो प्रसाद..... मने भी खवा िदयो ...............:D ;) :D :cool: :cool: :p