Raam Raam

[fool4love]

ik ghana bada minister mare paache ..upar.. savarg ki line me khada baat dekhe thaa. uske aage ik aadmi.. khindka baandhe ar dhooti paahre khada thaa. thori haan me Bhagwaan Ji aaye... ar bole us khindke aale te... "tera ke naam se " ...te vo bolya.. " Rohtaas "
Bhagwan: ke kaam karya karta tu.. ??
Rohtaas: Ji mai.. Jeep chalaya karta... Sunpat te Gohana
Bhagwan Ji aapni file check kare se... ar Rohtaas tahi phool aala haar ..ar reshmi laate diye.. ar bole ... sawagat hai swarg mai aapka!!
Rohtaas ..ghana raaji hoya.. ar chala gaya.. swarg me.
Bhagwan.. us minister te bole.. "tu ke karya karta..?? "
Minister (jor te bolya): Ji me :cool: paachle 10 saal the maantri thaa...!!!
Bhagwan ne.. aapni file check kari.. ar us minister tahi.. koye phool na diye.. baas.. paate purane se laate de diye...!
Mantri pat de si .. bolya " Bhagvan ji Ya ke baat hoi..??.. ur anphad tahi reshmi laate.. ar mere tahi ye.. paate purane laate..??:confused: "
Bhagwan: "yahan nateeje(results) dekh ke... hi faisla hota hai...!! jaab tu bhashan diya karta.. to log soya karte,,,..... ar jab vo jeep chalaya karta.. to log saare raah... RAAM RAAM RAAM RAAM (prarthna)karya..karte" :D

[ritu]

hahhahahahhaha very funny .:)

[handsome_nashier]

घनी भगती अर भलाई का काम करा करता ...............:D :D :p

हर आदमी न साल मे 2 से 3 महीने इस तरीके त भगती भावना अर इंसानीयत का काम करना चािहये :p :p :) :D :D :cool: ;)

kilki @ भगती भावना अर इंसानीयत का काम

[downtoearth]

heheeheh,,, good bhai kamley ..............;)

[speedcrazy]

Very nice joke Mr.Kamal

[ravi.shekhar]

kamal bhai, very nice.

[skdca]

bahut badhiya...................

[prashantacmet]

Nice joke...................

[rekharathee]

ik ghana bada minister mare paache ..upar.. savarg ki line me khada baat dekhe thaa. uske aage ik aadmi.. khindka baandhe ar dhooti paahre khada thaa. thori haan me Bhagwaan Ji aaye... ar bole us khindke aale te... "tera ke naam se " ...te vo bolya.. " Rohtaas

hahhahahhahahah, chutkalla badiya thaa arr pehlii baar sunyaa hai

parr ek baat see, ye sunpat tee guhaanna alle jeep ke daarevar appni seat pee bhi "savaariyann" ne bitha liyaa karre, arr aap baanghee hoyee hahhah arr adhee bahhar latttak kee,,,,,, bera na kukarr jeep challa len hein, unn jittna dildaar koi nahi ho sakktta
hahahhhahahahahh batta jo jeep te bahar baith kee jeep challa sakke see, vo kee nahi karr sakkta>>>>>>.. tamm imagine karr ke dekhoo unkii stithi

hahhahahahaahh @ stithi

hahhahah kamalji, manne tee ajj takk koi b jeep allla darrrever khinndkaa bandhee na dekh liyaa, aap berra naa iss khindkeee alle rohtass ne kitt te pakkad kee liyyaaee

[fool4love]

hahhahah kamalji, manne tee ajj takk koi b jeep allla darrrever khinndkaa bandhee na dekh liyaa, aap berra naa iss khindkeee alle rohtass ne kitt te pakkad kee liyyaaee

rekha ji.. maine nyu dar thaa... je me us jeep aale ke khindka na bandhta.... te satya bhai.. aapna taala bandh dete....:D

[rekharathee]

rekha ji.. maine nyu dar thaa... je me us jeep aale ke khindka na bandhta.... te satya bhai.. aapna taala bandh dete....:D
aachya achyaa, yo raaz tha khindakke kaa, is satyeshvar ke darr tee hammne chutkallyan ke kai plott see change karrne padden see, hahahahah

[handsome_nashier]

ik ghana bada minister mare paache ..upar.. savarg ki line me khada baat dekhe thaa. uske aage ik aadmi.. khindka baandhe ar dhooti paahre khada thaa. thori haan me Bhagwaan Ji aaye... ar bole us khindke aale te... "tera ke naam se " ...te vo bolya.. " Rohtaas

hahhahahhahahah, chutkalla badiya thaa arr pehlii baar sunyaa hai

parr ek baat see, ye sunpat tee guhaanna alle jeep ke daarevar appni seat pee bhi "savaariyann" ne bitha liyaa karre, arr aap baanghee hoyee hahhah arr adhee bahhar latttak kee,,,,,, bera na kukarr jeep challa len hein, unn jittna dildaar koi nahi ho sakktta
hahahhhahahahahh batta jo jeep te bahar baith kee jeep challa sakke see, vo kee nahi karr sakkta>>>>>>.. tamm imagine karr ke dekhoo unkii stithi

hahhahahahaahh @ stithi

hahhahah kamalji, manne tee ajj takk koi b jeep allla darrrever khinndkaa bandhee na dekh liyaa, aap berra naa iss khindkeee alle rohtass ne kitt te pakkad kee liyyaaee


िदलदार ए नही ....... इंसािनयत अर सेवा भाव त काम कर ए स ;) ;) होहोहोह्होहोहोहोहोहो
कोन दे स न्यू अपनी जगह बेठन न दुसरा न ;) ;) हीहीहीहीही

खंडका तो बांद िलया होगा .. भई भगवान त िमलन जा रा था .:cool: :cool: ..............

kilki @ इंसािनयत अर सेवा भाव :D :D :D
cheers.....................

[handsome_nashier]

rekha ji.. maine nyu dar thaa... je me us jeep aale ke khindka na bandhta.... te satya bhai.. aapna taala bandh dete....:D

भाई र या सही रा िदखा दी .............. आग ए त सार ए क दो दो मन के खंडके गाड िदया करुगा

जुकर दो अग्रेज थे .... पर खंडका बांद रे दे .;) ;) ...........
एक थी blond पर घाघरा पहर री थी ......:cool: :cool: हीहीहीही

hohohohohohohoohoh

kilki @ blond with घाघरा

cheers.................

[jojidahiya]

wah bhai
kuub junaya jeep aalye ka kissa. maja aagya.

[rekharathee]

भाई र या सही रा िदखा दी .............. आग ए त सार ए क दो दो मन के खंडके गाड िदया करुगा

जुकर दो अग्रेज थे .... पर खंडका बांद रे दे .;) ;) ...........
एक थी blond पर घाघरा पहर री थी ......:cool: :cool: हीहीहीही

hohohohohohohoohoh

kilki @ blond with घाघरा



cheers.................

hahahhahahahah, lallit dekhiyee kadde karr de issa kaam cha-cha mein, aee ferr lagge bejjatti alla talla, jo na thaya jatta arr na dharrya jatta

[amitsangwan003]

dalal bhai bilkul sahi chutkula sunaaya aapne............
good joke...........
hhhahhahahhhahaha

[handsome_nashier]

hahahhahahahah, lallit dekhiyee kadde karr de issa kaam cha-cha mein, aee ferr lagge bejjatti alla talla, jo na thaya jatta arr na dharrya jatta

मन ए िकस की भैस खोल दी ..:confused: :confused: ......... अक मेर ए बेजती के ताले लगाव ए स होहोहोहोहोहोहोहोहोहोहो या िकसी की गधी क लठ मार िदया ...:confused: :cool: :cool: :cool: .............


hohohohohoo hjehehehehehehehhahahahhahah

cheers.........................

[rekharathee]

lalitt, tu b jabbe aallee see bavvadd-bavadd kee, hahhahaahahahha

jibb nuu tee tamm kaal nee sardarrann kee paggaddi ki jaggah khandakke bhandh-2 kee unkke chuttkale chhappo gee yadde, te satyeshvar becharra k karregaa, nu soch

hahahhhah@ sardrran kee khandakka

lalitt kyon edit karr aaya, hahahah manne te paddd liya tha, arr usseeppe reply kaarya tha, ibb edit karrva diya mera b

[handsome_nashier]

ल फेर उसा है कर िदया इब कर पुराना reply :D :D :confused: :) :) :) :D :D

[handsome_nashier]

lalitt, tu b jabbe aallee see bavvadd-bavadd kee, hahhahaahahahha

jibb nuu tee tamm kaal nee sardarrann kee paggaddi ki jaggah khandakke bhandh-2 kee unkke chuttkale chhappo gee yadde, te satyeshvar becharra k karregaa, nu soch

hahahhhah@ sardrran kee khandakka

lalitt kyon edit karr aaya, hahahah manne te paddd liya tha, arr usseeppe reply kaarya tha, ibb edit karrva diya mera b

फेर बेबे मन ए तो व्यंग िकया था उस की बात प
मै के ये तरीके अपनाऊ था हीहीहीहेहोहोहोहोहोहोहोहोहोहाहाहाहा

:) :) :D :D :D :confused: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[rekharathee]

ल फेर उसा है कर िदया इब कर पुराना reply :D :D :confused: :) :) :) :D :D

hahaahahhaahah, kyon reply-reply khell rya see,

[handsome_nashier]

hahaahahhaahah, kyon reply-reply khell rya see,

के बात थख गई के :) ................ आराम कर ले ;) ;) ....... फेर कर िलए कमेनट :D :D ........
ओर के आड ए सांग तारन आया कर ए के .:eek: ;) ;) ........
reply reply ही खेला कर ए आड ए :cool: :cool:

[ratheetheraist]

oooooooooooo lelitey arr rekhiii............... tum donuaan nee kamal key chutkalee kii REHREE MAATII kar dii............. thaari pindiyaan pee latholli lagegii ibb.......;):p:D

kamal bhai inn shararti baalkaan nee maapfi diyee........ :cool::rolleyes:

bdahiya thaa.........;):D

[handsome_nashier]

oooooooooooo lelitey arr rekhiii............... tum donuaan nee kamal key chutkalee kii REHREE MAATII kar dii............. thaari pindiyaan pee latholli lagegii ibb.......

kamal bhai inn shararti baalkaan nee maapfi diyee........

bdahiya thaa........


मै त के कहु ................ वा हे आ क बताव ए गी .............. ;) ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D :D

[rekharathee]

oooooooooooo lelitey arr rekhiii............... tum donuaan nee kamal key chutkalee kii REHREE MAATII kar dii............. thaari pindiyaan pee latholli lagegii ibb.......;):p:D

kamal bhai inn shararti baalkaan nee maapfi diyee........ :cool::rolleyes:

bdahiya thaa.........;):D

arreee vikassee se, hammnne ee tee kamal ke chutkalle ki tarriff karri see, tu kyoon jalle see, ayya see "jalattkhorra" kitte ka, chall nun

hahahahahahhah @ chal nun