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ritu
June 17th, 2006, 07:52 AM
tau doctor dhor gaya er bola -doctor sahab meri gharali bahri ho rahi dikhe se par va manti kona ke karu.
doctor nu bola ek tau tu na tai t 15 meter ki doori t boliye pher 10 meter t pher 5 meter t er on kuch sunta ho to mere dhore le aaiye.
tau ghara gaya er 15 meter t bola re bhagwan k banaya se khane m tai kuch na boli pher tau 10 meter t bola tai pher bhi kuch na boli pher 5 meter t bola k banya bhagwan.pher bhi tai kuch na boli to tau kati lave ake bola eb to bata de bhagwan ke banaya se.
tai boli tin baar to bata diya aloo matar

chhillar
June 17th, 2006, 08:24 AM
good one ritu!

sunilspanwar
June 17th, 2006, 10:04 AM
Kati kamaal kar diya chhori

downtoearth
June 17th, 2006, 10:27 AM
heheeheh ib bera patya tau ney yu rassa key sey............. hehehehe good one ritu

deepshi
June 17th, 2006, 10:37 AM
bahot badhiya.......
ulta chor kotwaal ko dantey:D :D :p

good one !!:D
tau doctor dhor gaya er bola -doctor sahab meri gharali bahri ho rahi dikhe se par va manti kona ke karu.
doctor nu bola ek tau tu na tai t 15 meter ki doori t boliye pher 10 meter t pher 5 meter t er on kuch sunta ho to mere dhore le aaiye.
tau ghara gaya er 15 meter t bola re bhagwan k banaya se khane m tai kuch na boli pher tau 10 meter t bola tai pher bhi kuch na boli pher 5 meter t bola k banya bhagwan.pher bhi tai kuch na boli to tau kati lave ake bola eb to bata de bhagwan ke banaya se.
tai boli tin baar to bata diya aloo matar

handsome_nashier
June 17th, 2006, 01:42 PM
tau doctor dhor gaya er bola -doctor sahab meri gharali bahri ho rahi dikhe se par va manti kona ke karu.
doctor nu bola ek tau tu na tai t 15 meter ki doori t boliye pher 10 meter t pher 5 meter t er on kuch sunta ho to mere dhore le aaiye.
tau ghara gaya er 15 meter t bola re bhagwan k banaya se khane m tai kuch na boli pher tau 10 meter t bola tai pher bhi kuch na boli pher 5 meter t bola k banya bhagwan.pher bhi tai kuch na boli to tau kati lave ake bola eb to bata de bhagwan ke banaya se.
tai boli tin baar to bata diya aloo matar

हीहीहीहीहीही बहरा ताऊ :p :p ;) ;) :D :D :cool: :cool:

hohohohohoohohohohohohohohohhoho

handsome_nashier
June 17th, 2006, 01:50 PM
bahot badhiya.......
ulta chor kotwaal ko dantey


वैसे मन ए आज ताही यो नही समझ आ िलया :confused:
की चोर हमेशा उलटा हो क ही कोतवाल न क्यो डाट ए स ....;) ;) ;) ;) ..
सीधा क्यो नही खडा होता .:D ..........

के पेट म दर्द स के ...;) ;) :) :cool: .......

kilki @ पेट म दर्द

cheers......................

ram6april
June 17th, 2006, 03:33 PM
hahahahahaha................ Ritu bahut ee badhiyaaa.............. sahi rogg katyaa....................

rekharathee
June 17th, 2006, 04:58 PM
tau doctor dhor gaya er bola -doctor sahab meri gharali bahri ho rahi dikhe se par va manti kona ke karu.
doctor nu bola ek tau tu na tai t 15 meter ki doori t boliye pher 10 meter t pher 5 meter t er on kuch sunta ho to mere dhore le aaiye.
tau ghara gaya er 15 meter t bola re bhagwan k banaya se khane m tai kuch na boli pher tau 10 meter t bola tai pher bhi kuch na boli pher 5 meter t bola k banya bhagwan.pher bhi tai kuch na boli to tau kati lave ake bola eb to bata de bhagwan ke banaya se.
tai boli tin baar to bata diya aloo matar

hahahahahaa, gud one ritu

amitsangwan003
June 17th, 2006, 05:44 PM
good joke ritu ji.......
ek aadha aur bata do badiya sa matlab isaaye

anil_rathee
June 17th, 2006, 05:44 PM
waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

ratheetheraist
June 17th, 2006, 10:33 PM
dost.......... haha........... tannee bhi tau ar taai main KAANFUSION kara raakha thaa....... bhot saalaan paachee mitta oo KAANFUSION.......... hehe.....:p:p;);)

acha tha dost tera chamollaa................;):D:cool:

handsome_nashier
June 17th, 2006, 11:19 PM
dost.......... haha........... tannee bhi tau ar taai main KAANFUSION kara raakha thaa....... bhot saalaan paachee mitta oo KAANFUSION.......... hehe.....

acha tha dost tera chamollaa................;):D:cool:

ना भाई ............. घने कनफयुजन ना करा करते .......... :p
देख ये कदे फयुज खराब कर ले ना

kilki p kilki p kilki @ फयुज ;) ;) ;) ;) :D :D

monikadahiya
June 19th, 2006, 11:25 PM
tau doctor dhor gaya er bola -doctor sahab meri gharali bahri ho rahi dikhe se par va manti kona ke karu.
doctor nu bola ek tau tu na tai t 15 meter ki doori t boliye pher 10 meter t pher 5 meter t er on kuch sunta ho to mere dhore le aaiye.
tau ghara gaya er 15 meter t bola re bhagwan k banaya se khane m tai kuch na boli pher tau 10 meter t bola tai pher bhi kuch na boli pher 5 meter t bola k banya bhagwan.pher bhi tai kuch na boli to tau kati lave ake bola eb to bata de bhagwan ke banaya se.
tai boli tin baar to bata diya aloo matar

hahahahaha... dono hee behre the shaayad.. hahahaha ar woh daactar bhi experienced laage sai manne....hahaa:D

yashbeniwal
June 20th, 2006, 09:17 AM
good one ritu

ere monika maine u dacdar tere bargaa laagaa..............
kilkipaikilki.....................


hahahahaha... dono hee behre the shaayad.. hahahaha ar woh daactar bhi experienced laage sai manne....hahaa:D

skanchap
June 20th, 2006, 03:28 PM
ND....kasuta............saang bhar diya....

Beniwal saab, yo Monika ne donu kyokar bahre lage honge:confused:

Yo to naya chutkala hogya :D

keshavdahiya
June 20th, 2006, 03:42 PM
tau doctor dhor gaya er bola -doctor sahab meri gharali bahri ho rahi dikhe se par va manti kona ke karu.
doctor nu bola ek tau tu na tai t 15 meter ki doori t boliye pher 10 meter t pher 5 meter t er on kuch sunta ho to mere dhore le aaiye.
tau ghara gaya er 15 meter t bola re bhagwan k banaya se khane m tai kuch na boli pher tau 10 meter t bola tai pher bhi kuch na boli pher 5 meter t bola k banya bhagwan.pher bhi tai kuch na boli to tau kati lave ake bola eb to bata de bhagwan ke banaya se.
tai boli tin baar to bata diya aloo matar


hahahahaa bebe yu manne tera future laage sei......:eek: :rolleyes: ........dekhe dhyan raakhiya apnaa.........hahahahaaha........:D:D:D:p:p:p..... ..baaaki kasuut sunaa diya.........killkki pe kilkkii

tejimalik
June 20th, 2006, 03:43 PM
tau doctor dhor gaya er bola -doctor sahab meri gharali bahri ho rahi dikhe se par va manti kona ke karu.
doctor nu bola ek tau tu na tai t 15 meter ki doori t boliye pher 10 meter t pher 5 meter t er on kuch sunta ho to mere dhore le aaiye.
tau ghara gaya er 15 meter t bola re bhagwan k banaya se khane m tai kuch na boli pher tau 10 meter t bola tai pher bhi kuch na boli pher 5 meter t bola k banya bhagwan.pher bhi tai kuch na boli to tau kati lave ake bola eb to bata de bhagwan ke banaya se.
tai boli tin baar to bata diya aloo matar

Bahoot passand ayaa ..:D :D

ritu
June 20th, 2006, 05:18 PM
monika laage se tan chutkla kal samajh m avega er pher haasegi tu sardar ji ki trah.hahahhahahahahahahahaha... dono hee behre the shaayad.. hahahaha ar woh daactar bhi experienced laage sai manne....hahaa:D

skanchap
June 21st, 2006, 11:41 AM
Sheoran ji, yo chutkala kona quiz hai.

1. Tau bahara tha to doctor se kase baat kar tha?Kya docyor bhi bahara tha?:confused:

2. Tai bahri na thi "aaloo matar" kahne se sabit hoga.:rolleyes:

3. Tau ne uchha sune tha to tai ke oth to hilte dikhe honge. Kya tau andha tha?:rolleyes:

Suru me to adami hasse ga pher rovega !:D :eek:

Kaal ka 4 pate sar dard ki goli khali, konya aaram aanda:rolleyes:

Monika thik confuse thi!

bittu_jat
June 21st, 2006, 12:14 PM
:D Tau ar tai ne doctor ki bajaye surener bhai dhore chk up karan khatar jana the :D :D :D :D :D chutkala andi tha janu shakar mai ghee gaal diya ho:D :D thare muh mai paani to ni aaga:rolleyes:

skanchap
June 21st, 2006, 01:28 PM
Bitto bhai tere bhi Ritu ki dhal kal samaj me avega :D

monika laage se tan chutkla kal samajh m avega er pher haasegi tu sardar ji ki trah.hahahhahahaha

Monika to sab te pahle samajan walon me se hai:D