Jat kaun hotte hain..??

[keshavdahiya]

Apni jat belt te likaddtte hi log baag bhujan laag jyan sen ki JAT KAISE HOTE HAIN, KAUN HOTTE hain.......iib udde kyukar Dr Tewatia ka address batawe....:D :p

er to ek be mere te bhi bhujh li ek ne.......to manne yu sunaya.......
2 Nigerian Rohtak sheilla bypass pe khadde uuper dekh ke kardde hokke rukke maran laag reh the.......ek jaat aa gya apni cycle le ke....;) :p...er te jaat ne sochi yu ke saang ho rehya sei :eek: er to usne bhuji hakke bhai.....ke khanni sei tharri....ke karro so tham donu.......:rolleyes: nigerian bolle hum Shiv ji ki tapasya karan laag reh haan.......nyu kehya karen ki woh wish purri kar diya karre......jaat ne bhujji kadd ke laag reh ho.....er kitna time laagega.........:p.....weh donu kaaliye bolle.....iibe te ek ghantta hoya hai....er nyu kehya karen ki 6 mahine laag jaya karen.......jat ne laya apni cycle ke stand er woh bhi rull gya unme er laage tinu rukke maran......:cool:
6 mahine hogge er aaye shivji......bole bol bhai kaliye ke wish hai teri......pehldda kaaliya bolya.....ji bas gorra kar dyo ghane din ho ge.....shiiv ji ne bana diya oowe gorra...dusrra bhi nyu-e, gorra hona chawe tha.....
iib aaya jaat ka lumber.......;).......jaat bolya modde nyu kar inn donua ne hatt ke kaala kar de......merri dekhi jaagi...er cycle tha ke jandda rehya.....:P

[downtoearth]

Apni jat belt te likaddtte hi log baag bhujan laag jyanchawe tha.....
iib aaya jaat ka lumber.......;).......jaat bolya modde nyu kar inn donua ne hatt ke kaala kar de......merri dekhi jaagi...er cycle tha ke jandda rehya.....:P heheeheheh,,,,,,,, aapney kuch na honda too kimmey na,,,,, dusrey key kyu howaan laag rahya hai..............good rey kesu,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, kaalyaan ki kar di issi tissi,,,,,,,,,:D :p ;) ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, daakki kallyaan ki ya galti reh gayii ,,, akk unney rohtak aan tey pehlam,,,,,,,,, google pey jatland.com ki search marr leni thee,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :D :p ,,,,,,,,,,, fer thoda sa bachaw reh janda kaalyaan ka,,,,,,,,,,o kungar tu aaj kaal kit mehnasaan ki naard mein suuey laanda haandey sey,,,, aarey bhi baard liya kar thodi hann:D

[rekharathee]

[quote=keshavdahiya]Apni jat belt te likaddtte hi log baag bhujan laag jyan sen ki JAT KAISE HOTE HAIN, KAUN HOTTE hain.......iib udde kyukar Dr Tewatia ka address batawe....:D :p


hahhahahhahahh, kessu chutkalla badiya tha,

parr ekk baat tee see, jatt kisse haal mein b 6 mahine takk tappasyya nahi karr sakktta, uss jatt ne pakka game khelyaa hogga hai hahahhahaahahh@ game

nuu karri hoggi>>>>>>>>. jibb shivji aan ka ekadhha dinn reh liya hogga, jibee akke ekk tanng pee khadyaa hogga,hahhahahahahahh arr eddi tha-2 kee bat dekhtta hogga arr gell-2 nu kehtta hogga, koddbee aavegga yo shivji merre sare kaam khuundvaa diye issnee, :confused:
hahahhaahahha @ saare kaam khunndva

batta, becharre kaliyaan ne usska k biggada tha, dholle ee tee honna channve the, hahahhahahahaahaahhh

[anilsangwan]

O bhai KILKII GROUP KE EUROPE MKTG HEAD !!!!!

Kassooota cheppa bhai... Mere saale ke yeh PAALASSHH ke pedd bhi k yaad raakhengey ak jat ke fassey they :)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! !!!

[monikadahiya]

iib aaya jaat ka lumber.......;).......jaat bolya modde nyu kar inn donua ne hatt ke kaala kar de......merri dekhi jaagi...er cycle tha ke jandda rehya.....:P

hahahaha.. badhiya chutakla tha.... bechaare kallu ke sapney ki vaat laga di ..hahaha arr pher apni cycle tha ke RAM RAM kar ke challa gya.. hahaha

[rkumar]

There is another version of this joke which we heard from our elders;

ek bar ek tau, uskee gharwali aur jawan betta khet me kam kar rahe the. Oppar se Shiv Parvati gujar rahe thee. Parvati ne Shiv se bolla ke dekh Bhole, yeh bichare kitne dukhee hain aur dopehree me khat me kaam kar rahe hain. Chal inkee bhi sunta chal.. Parvati ki baat bhala shiv ke tal saka thaa...use neechche utrna pada. Shiv ji us tau ko bolla ke maang vardaan. Jo mangega wohi milega.. Tau ne sochcha ki pehle gharwali ko mangne doon.. Tau ki gharwali bolli ke shiv ji maharaj manne to bas fer ke 18 saal ki wohi sohnee se choree kar de.. Shiv ji ne maari foonk aur tai bangee 18 saali ki jawan choree. Fer tau ka number aa gayaa..Tau ko aaya huaa thaa gussa tai ke rang dekh ke.. Tau bolla Shiv ji ku, hey Bhole bhandari es ne to shoori bana de tab yaa mannegee... Shiv ji ke yahan ke der thee, bas fir foonk maari aur tai ban ge shoori.. ye haal dekh ke unka chora bada dukhee... fir chore ka number aayaa..Chora bolla hey Bhole maharaj tu meri maa ne wapas waise hi bana de jaisee wo pehle thee...Bhole ne fir foonk maari aur tai bangee fer se wohi puraani Tai..

ess saari kahani ke baad Bhola parwati se bolye, dekh liya jatton ko.....

RK^2

[yashbeniwal]

Keshu mere bhai jee saa nahin de diya kati tanne tai.............:cool:
er jatan nai tai yeh e ulte khunte thokane sai..hahahaha ................:D kilki@ ultekhunte....

er u tai bhagwan ka sukar sai ek usnai wah ulte kaale e bhanwaaa diye....
er jai isse dhaal ka uth un kaalai ki gorre hon ke paache lugaai bhanwaa le hai tai fer ke wah uski punghad paad le hai.......KILKIPAIKILKI:)


Apni jat belt te likaddtte hi log baag bhujan laag jyan sen ki JAT KAISE HOTE HAIN, KAUN HOTTE hain.......iib udde kyukar Dr Tewatia ka address batawe....


er to ek be mere te bhi bhujh li ek ne.......to manne yu sunaya.......
2 Nigerian Rohtak sheilla bypass pe khadde uuper dekh ke kardde hokke rukke maran laag reh the.......ek jaat aa gya apni cycle le keer te jaat ne sochi yu ke saang ho rehya sei :eek: er to usne bhuji hakke bhai.....ke khanni sei tharri....ke karro so tham donu.......:rolleyes: nigerian bolle hum Shiv ji ki tapasya karan laag reh haan.......nyu kehya karen ki woh wish purri kar diya karre......jaat ne bhujji kadd ke laag reh ho.....er kitna time laagega.........:p.....weh donu kaaliye bolle.....iibe te ek ghantta hoya hai....er nyu kehya karen ki 6 mahine laag jaya karen.......jat ne laya apni cycle ke stand er woh bhi rull gya unme er laage tinu rukke maran......:cool:
6 mahine hogge er aaye shivji......bole bol bhai kaliye ke wish hai teri......pehldda kaaliya bolya.....ji bas gorra kar dyo ghane din ho ge.....shiiv ji ne bana diya oowe gorra...dusrra bhi nyu-e, gorra hona chawe tha.....
iib aaya jaat ka lumber..............jaat bolya modde nyu kar inn donua ne hatt ke kaala kar de......merri dekhi jaagi...er cycle tha ke jandda rehya.....:P

[keshavdahiya]

Keshu mere bhai jee saa nahin de diya kati tanne tai.............:cool:


arre yu ke khanna chawe sei.......jee sa aaya ya naa aaya.....:rolleyes:
bhai beni bichal rehya sei ke thak rehya sei........kime aaraam bhi kar liya kar...........teri bhi naukrri karddi hogi laage sei.........thodde din handya kitte GOA KERLA ya ANDEMAN.....hehhehehhe killkkii @ andeman.......:D :p

[deepshi]

tanne yu issa bogus chutkala paath gerya- arr log-baag hass bi padey: :D

bataa....:confused: :mad: :D :p

[rahultokas]

lo kaatya kalesh,,,,, deepshika dekh mai na hansa,,,,, arr ibb hasoonga teri baat pai,,,, kati killki paad thi ya baaat tai,,,,:D


tanne yu issa bogus chutkala paath gerya- arr log-baag hass bi padey: :D

bataa....:confused: :mad: :D :p