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monikadahiya
June 20th, 2006, 11:36 PM
ek be ek angrej, ek haryana aala jat, ek dilli aala jat arr ek bihari hawaaijahaj te amrikaa aavee the..
jeeb hawa mei udne laga jahaj, te angrej ne apne pisse $$$ ka thela utha ke neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
haryana aala jat ne sochi akk saayad yohi prathaa hogi usne apna gehun ki bori neeche baga di arr kaha " hamaree yahan bhaut hota hai"
dilli aala jat soch mein pad gya akk main ke bagaaon.. usne liya hanuman ka naam arr bihari ko hawaijaaj te neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
:D :D :D
gandasa
June 21st, 2006, 12:00 AM
ek be ek angrej, ek haryana aala jat, ek dilli aala jat arr ek bihari hawaaijahaj te amrikaa aavee the..
jeeb hawa mei udne laga jahaj, te angrej ne apne pisse $$$ ka thela utha ke neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
haryana aala jat ne sochi akk saayad yohi prathaa hogi usne apna gehun ki bori neeche baga di arr kaha " hamaree yahan bhaut hota hai"
dilli aala jat soch mein pad gya akk main ke bagaaon.. usne liya hanuman ka naam arr bihari ko hawaijaaj te neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
:D :D :D
How about a chopper in place of aeroplane here ... i guess... to felicitate the procedure..........good one.........hahahahahhaahhaha
rakeshsehrawat
June 21st, 2006, 12:31 AM
ek be ek angrej, ek haryana aala jat, ek dilli aala jat arr ek bihari hawaaijahaj te amrikaa aavee the..
jeeb hawa mei udne laga jahaj, te angrej ne apne pisse $$$ ka thela utha ke neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
haryana aala jat ne sochi akk saayad yohi prathaa hogi usne apna gehun ki bori neeche baga di arr kaha " hamaree yahan bhaut hota hai"
dilli aala jat soch mein pad gya akk main ke bagaaon.. usne liya hanuman ka naam arr bihari ko hawaijaaj te neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
:D :D :D
hahahaha jisne yo bera pat gya wo bihari kade hawai jhaj mein nahi baithega
ritu
June 21st, 2006, 01:19 AM
hahahahaha bahut badiya bebe.
quote=monikadahiya]ek be ek angrej, ek haryana aala jat, ek dilli aala jat arr ek bihari hawaaijahaj te amrikaa aavee the..
jeeb hawa mei udne laga jahaj, te angrej ne apne pisse $$$ ka thela utha ke neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
haryana aala jat ne sochi akk saayad yohi prathaa hogi usne apna gehun ki bori neeche baga di arr kaha " hamaree yahan bhaut hota hai"
dilli aala jat soch mein pad gya akk main ke bagaaon.. usne liya hanuman ka naam arr bihari ko hawaijaaj te neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
:D :D :D[/quote]
vijay
June 21st, 2006, 02:04 AM
hahahhahahahahhahah
good Monika ! behari adde bahut paave se !
hahahaaahahahahahahaha !
rockingguy
June 21st, 2006, 09:42 AM
hahahhahahahahahahahah mar gaya haans haans ke......swad aa gaya...
sahi kahi...:D :D :D hahahahhihihihhohohohoho
ek be ek angrej, ek haryana aala jat, ek dilli aala jat arr ek bihari hawaaijahaj te amrikaa aavee the..
jeeb hawa mei udne laga jahaj, te angrej ne apne pisse $$$ ka thela utha ke neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
haryana aala jat ne sochi akk saayad yohi prathaa hogi usne apna gehun ki bori neeche baga di arr kaha " hamaree yahan bhaut hota hai"
dilli aala jat soch mein pad gya akk main ke bagaaon.. usne liya hanuman ka naam arr bihari ko hawaijaaj te neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
:D :D :D
rockingguy
June 21st, 2006, 09:42 AM
bhai logic chode ne...chutkala dekh.....How about a chopper in place of aeroplane here ... i guess... to felicitate the procedure..........good one.........hahahahahhaahhaha
rahultokas
June 21st, 2006, 11:34 AM
hahahaha, maniki chutakla tai tanne badhiya ger diya,,,,,, arr gail mai bihari bhi ger diya hawai jahaj mai tai,,,, hahaha:D ,,,, mai tai nue soche karta ak tu bais DAANTRE tod kai gere kare,,,,,hahahah laagi reh nue
rekharathee
June 21st, 2006, 11:40 AM
hahhahhhaahh, monika badiya chutkalla tha, inn biharriyann ki nuee biranmatti hoye jaa see saarre ke
skanchap
June 21st, 2006, 11:52 AM
lagi rahiye........nu..... e.....hawai jaj tha ek local bus
Gahoo ki bori jama seat pe le ke betha tha....phikva
di ....balak uthte hi tuk mange ge.....un ke liye ke sani bhevega :D
Badiya chutkala ......jama ND.......kasuta....
virender1976
June 21st, 2006, 02:57 PM
ek be ek angrej, ek haryana aala jat, ek dilli aala jat arr ek bihari hawaaijahaj te amrikaa aavee the..
jeeb hawa mei udne laga jahaj, te angrej ne apne pisse $$$ ka thela utha ke neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
haryana aala jat ne sochi akk saayad yohi prathaa hogi usne apna gehun ki bori neeche baga di arr kaha " hamaree yahan bhaut hota hai"
dilli aala jat soch mein pad gya akk main ke bagaaon.. usne liya hanuman ka naam arr bihari ko hawaijaaj te neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
:D :D :D
kade lahko rakhya tha Monika yo chutkala. :D :D naas kar diya bihari ka te. :D :D mane ho ek bihari te hi suna diya. usne bhi bada badhiya lagya.
virender1976
June 21st, 2006, 03:09 PM
Delhi me itne bihari hoge ke naas kar diya Delhi kate kati. Inke te saje latte kapde utarva ke, bina nade ka kachcha pehna ke muh pe marne chahiye.:D :D :D :p
dolly2003
June 21st, 2006, 04:11 PM
its really funny...........maaja aa gaya monika..vakai ....bihari dilli main bahut aa gaye hai.......
anilsangwan
June 21st, 2006, 09:28 PM
Monika Bahoot badhiya soudda bagaya... laagi reh nyu e...
aar Dolly & Viru... Thamm ne kyu LAAL syahhi le ke paper sa check kar diya iss TAAGEY ka... itne mottey mottey harf likh diye... aankh foot gayee.... ( bura na maaniyo...par aage tein dhyaan raakhiyo..)
dahiyaneeraj
June 22nd, 2006, 07:51 PM
good hai!
bihari sach main jyada ho gayen hain.
Neeraj Dahiya
desijat
June 22nd, 2006, 08:10 PM
Ek Bihari 100 Bimari hahaha acha kara baga dia susre ku
amitenggmalik
June 22nd, 2006, 09:14 PM
bichara bihari ... bihari t gali ho gayi hai ,... eb to bihari nu kha kre koi gali dedo sahab....... per bihari mat kaho:p
amitenggmalik
June 22nd, 2006, 09:20 PM
eek b ek sardar tha.... usko uski wife bolli ... aap to meri tarf dhyan hi dete...m itna kam karti hu....khana bnati hu... bachho ko padhati hu .... gher ka itna kam karti hu... aap to mujhe bilkul pyaar nahi krte ..meri bilkul prwha nahi krte .... pher ....sardar bola ..oooyee pyaar karne waale kisiki prwha nahi karte
.......
deepshi
June 22nd, 2006, 10:54 PM
good one................
:D :D :D
eek b ek sardar tha.... usko uski wife bolli ... aap to meri tarf dhyan hi dete...m itna kam karti hu....khana bnati hu... bachho ko padhati hu .... gher ka itna kam karti hu... aap to mujhe bilkul pyaar nahi krte ..meri bilkul prwha nahi krte .... pher ....sardar bola ..oooyee pyaar karne waale kisiki prwha nahi karte
.......
kharub
June 22nd, 2006, 11:05 PM
good one ... so true and quite funny
deepshi
June 22nd, 2006, 11:33 PM
kyuki ham bi parwaa nhi karte!!:D ;) :p good one................
:D :D :D
rekharathee
June 23rd, 2006, 11:02 AM
eek b ek sardar tha.... usko uski wife bolli ... aap to meri tarf dhyan hi dete...m itna kam karti hu....khana bnati hu... bachho ko padhati hu .... gher ka itna kam karti hu... aap to mujhe bilkul pyaar nahi krte ..meri bilkul prwha nahi krte .... pher ....sardar bola ..oooyee pyaar karne waale kisiki prwha nahi karte
.......
mittey,
challaa gya kaam beech mein "sardarran alla chutkalla" chhap kee>>>>>>>
hahhaha, thoddi bahott te satyeshwar ki parwah karr li hotti
downtoearth
June 23rd, 2006, 12:50 PM
good one ... so true and quite funny O bhai rey vj,,,,, is fottu aali location mein teri life time journey koni boojh raakhi,,,,, nu puch raakhya sey tu ibb kit sey :p :D ;) :p :D ;)
prashantacmet
June 23rd, 2006, 02:38 PM
arrrre Tu kaha tha rrreee Vikasse.......... aj to ghane dinno main dikhya tu mere yaar......... Gaam main jaa rya tha ke tu???............................................. ...........
Ek Bihari 100 Bimari hahaha acha kara baga dia susre ku
ratheetheraist
June 23rd, 2006, 07:36 PM
hmm........ hehe........ manikii tu bhi jaanee saii kee chutkulee ?? haha ibb beraa paatyaa ee....... bihaariyaan taai challo tanne chutkulle main to betha diyaa jhaaj main....... khi khi...... aadey hum te bus ke siwa kyaaen main bethe nahi aaj taaii...... hehe;):p:D:D
ndi thaa
meghs
June 25th, 2006, 12:15 AM
hi monika:)
its really nice joke
pad ke maza aa gaya
ek be ek angrej, ek haryana aala jat, ek dilli aala jat arr ek bihari hawaaijahaj te amrikaa aavee the..
jeeb hawa mei udne laga jahaj, te angrej ne apne pisse $$$ ka thela utha ke neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
haryana aala jat ne sochi akk saayad yohi prathaa hogi usne apna gehun ki bori neeche baga di arr kaha " hamaree yahan bhaut hota hai"
dilli aala jat soch mein pad gya akk main ke bagaaon.. usne liya hanuman ka naam arr bihari ko hawaijaaj te neeche baga diya arr bola " hamaare yahan bhaut hota hai"
:D :D :D
arjun
June 25th, 2006, 02:31 AM
wah !!
sahi soch thi dilli wale ki...