Tai ar rodways ki bus

[skanchap]

Ek Tai Delhi se Hisar Haryana roadways ki bus me beth li...... bus me bethte hi suru hogi.....a bhai conductor Meham aave te bata diye.....conductor bolya aachha Tai, bata doonga...Tai thodi se han me pher boli..a bhai conductor Meham aave te bata diye...conductor bolya aachha tai kun khopra khali kar ri se..bata doonga....Bahadurgarh aande aande 7-8 bar kah liya....conductor dukhi hogya...bolya Tai... meri ood te jama 9 hath ki sod me so ja... Meham aande hi bata doonga, mene bakash de...Tai to so gi :D

Bus Hisar adde pe paunch gi...sari sawari uttere pachhe conductor ne Tai dikhi....mare kharete :D ...condoctor ke hos dhole hoge...driver ne bolya bhai chala hogya ya Tai meham utarni thi ar me to bhulgya...ar tai to udte he rola machav gi..ar kudte padgi...tu neu kar bus ne Meham le chal...

Meham aa ke conductor bolya Tai uth le Meham aa ga....Tai bolye aachaa bhai Meham aagya te tu ek glass pani le aa goli loo gi ..conductor bolya tu aade utteren gi.. utter ke le liye...Tai bolye na beta utterna to mane Hisar se..mere aaj kal dikkat si rah se...mere bete ne nu kai thi ki ma Meham ja ke ya khansi ki goli le liye....:D :D :D :D

[monikadahiya]

hahaha itni sudhi taii..... usne ke bera tha :D :D :D arr woh kunductor ki galti sai saari... hahahahaha

[rakeshsehrawat]

good one from old store:D

[dndeswal]

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Earlier written in this section in 2002 and reviewed recently (though language differs) :

Taai ki bus yaatra (http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1651) .......!!!
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[downtoearth]

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Earlier written in this section in 2002 and reviewed recently (though language differs) :

Taai ki bus yaatra (http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1651) .......!!!
. aur yey aayaa deswal sir ka udta hoord teer barga link,,, aur laagya surender bhai ki chaatti mein.................:D ;) :p :D ;) :p ,,,,,,,,,, itna taakda nishana to ram ki bhi koni thaa jib usney machli ki aankh mein teer bithaya thaa ,,,,,,,,, hahah khi khi khi:D

[rockingguy]

re baire tane ramayan aur mahabharat donno miladi....nishana laaya tha..arjun ne.. machli ki aankh mein...

agar u rupi class mein master ban jya to nu bole...
Ram ne dhanush uthaya.. machli ki aankh mein nishana laaya ... aur fir wahi danush utha kar.... aur kurushetra mein.. chanakya aale chandragupta maurya te ladan pahunch gaya...


hahhahaha kilki@ rupi master

aur yey aayaa deswal sir ka udta hoord teer barga link,,, aur laagya surender bhai ki chaatti mein.................:D ;) :p :D ;) :p ,,,,,,,,,, itna taakda nishana to ram ki bhi koni thaa jib usney machli ki aankh mein teer bithaya thaa ,,,,,,,,, hahah khi khi khi:D

[monikadahiya]

re baire tane ramayan aur mahabharat donno miladi....nishana laaya tha..arjun ne.. machli ki aankh mein...

agar u rupi class mein master ban jya to nu bole...
Ram ne dhanush uthaya.. machli ki aankh mein nishana laaya ... aur fir wahi danush utha kar.... aur kurushetra mein.. chanakya aale chandragupta maurya te ladan pahunch gaya...

hahhahaha kilki@ rupi master


hahahahah wah wah kya mishran bagaya sai dhandha tanne... maza aa gya

[downtoearth]

re baire tane ramayan aur mahabharat donno miladi....nishana laaya tha..arjun ne.. machli ki aankh mein...

agar u rupi class mein master ban jya to nu bole...
Ram ne dhanush uthaya.. machli ki aankh mein nishana laaya ... aur fir wahi danush utha kar.... aur kurushetra mein.. chanakya aale chandragupta maurya te ladan pahunch gaya...


hahhahaha kilki@ rupi masterhahaahah rey dhandey khapeter,,,,,, yaa to kimmey na laambi choordi baat,,,,,,, kimmey na raam ney teer marya too,,,,,,,,ib badley mein arjun pey teer turdwaa dewaangey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:p ;) :D ;) :D ;),, deswaal sir ka teer issa speed mein aaya merey bhi dhyaan na rahi yu raam aala thaa akk,,, arjun aala ,,,, khi khi khi:D

[dndeswal]

hahaahah rey dhandey khapeter,,,,,, yaa to kimmey na laambi choordi baat,,,,,,, kimmey na raam ney teer marya too,,,,,,,,ib badley mein arjun pey teer turdwaa dewaangey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:p ;) :D ;) :D ;),, deswaal sir ka teer issa speed mein aaya merey bhi dhyaan na rahi yu raam aala thaa akk,,, arjun aala ,,,, khi khi khi:D

अरै रहन दे रूपी, मैं तै कित्तै ना तीर चलाता भाई ! नया मेम्बर है, कोई ना - लिखने दो । राम का तीर तै रावण की सूंडी में लाग्या था - और अर्जुन नै तै बेरा ना कितने चलाये होंगे - दादा भीष्म को तो छलनी कर दिया था उसनै !

पर हम क्यूं अपने भाइयों पर तीर चलायें - ये लिंक लिखना भी एक humor सै - ये भी मजाक में ही लिख्या सै !
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[downtoearth]

अरै रहन दे रूपी, मैं तै कित्तै ना तीर चलाता भाई ! नया मेम्बर है, कोई ना - लिखने दो । राम का तीर तै रावण की सूंडी में लाग्या था - और अर्जुन नै तै बेरा ना कितने चलाये होंगे - दादा भीष्म को तो छलनी कर दिया था उसनै !

पर हम क्यूं अपने भाइयों पर तीर चलायें - ये लिंक लिखना भी एक humor सै - ये भी मजाक में ही लिख्या सै !
. haan deswal sir,,,, mein bhi khoob hansya thaa jab yu link laagya,,,,,,,,,,,, yu link bhi ek humor barga ey sey,,,,,,,,,,, gadtey rahey nuey :D :D ;) :p :p

[msingh]

whatever....but the joke was really gud

[virender1976]

arrre bhaiyo chutkala to badhiya tha. ke baat hogi ek yo pehla bhi post kara tha kisi ne. Kisi ka dil na toda karte :D :D

[rekharathee]

badiya chutkalla,inn tainyaan tee sabnne nuee darna chahiye, hahhahhahahha

[skanchap]

Bhaio agar repeated hai to ...... dhayan na raha.....pahla chutkala ghana pahle aaya tha 2002 me... 4 sal hoge the...par koe baat na...galti ti se....ek or lo...

Ak bar 2 dabbi (dost) bathe the. Ak kah de 45 ar dono hans paden...pher doosra kahde 72...ar dono hans paden...kade 27...ar kade 89..kade koi number ar kade koe number.... .. ek aadmi door betha dekh tha..us ke samaj me na aave..ke rasa hai...vo un doore aaya ar bolya bhai tum ke number se bolo so ar haso so..yo ke rasa se...ve bole ki ji baat ase hai ...hamne ghane chutkale aaven se...eb sara chutkala sunave te tame ghana lag ja se..hamne unke number tek rakhe se...eb junsa chutkala sunana ho to number kah da san..dono ke samaj me aa jav ar hasan padan...ar swad beth ra se.....:D :D

Mari . ... com pe bhi yo kam hon aala se..:D :D

[misguidedyouth]

Bhaio agar repeated hai to ...... dhayan na raha.....pahla chutkala ghana pahle aaya tha 2002 me... 4 sal hoge the...par koe baat na...galti ti se....ek or lo...

Ak bar 2 dabbi (dost) bathe the. Ak kah de 45 ar dono hans paden...pher doosra kahde 72...ar dono hans paden...kade 27...ar kade 89..kade koi number ar kade koe number.... .. ek aadmi door betha dekh tha..us ke samaj me na aave..ke rasa hai...vo un doore aaya ar bolya bhai tum ke number se bolo so ar haso so..yo ke rasa se...ve bole ki ji baat ase hai ...hamne ghane chutkale aaven se...eb sara chutkala sunave te tame ghana lag ja se..hamne unke number tek rakhe se...eb junsa chutkala sunana ho to number kah da san..dono ke samaj me aa jav ar hasan padan...ar swad beth ra se.....:D :D

Mari . ... com pe bhi yo kam hon aala se..:D :D



hmmmmmmm..... bhai surender eb tane jatland ka koi chutkala repeat karna ho toh bas uski heading likh diye... haam samajh ja ge... ar swad sa aajega.

[ratheetheraist]

hmmmmmmm..... bhai surender eb tane jatland ka koi chutkala repeat karna ho toh bas uski heading likh diye... haam samajh ja ge... ar swad sa aajega.

dhillon saab ki iss baat pey batti hansi chutti iss joke te to..........hahahhaa......... wah bhai misguided ............. tanne yo chora jarur sahi guide kara par.........haha:D:D:D:D:D