abhay
July 3rd, 2006, 02:10 PM
The funny side of it................
> A guy dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
> > hell for each country. He goes First to the German hell and asks
> > "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric
> > chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another
hour.
> > Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
> > The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
> > checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
> > He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German
hell.
> > Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long
> > line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do
here?"
> > He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
> > Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
> > Indian Devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that
is
> > exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many
> > people waiting to get in?
> > "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does
> > not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the Devil
> > was a TL in a call centre, so he swipes the card, comes in, checks his
> > mails and then goes to Smoke..."
> A guy dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
> > hell for each country. He goes First to the German hell and asks
> > "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric
> > chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another
hour.
> > Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
> > The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
> > checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
> > He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German
hell.
> > Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long
> > line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do
here?"
> > He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
> > Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
> > Indian Devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that
is
> > exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many
> > people waiting to get in?
> > "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does
> > not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the Devil
> > was a TL in a call centre, so he swipes the card, comes in, checks his
> > mails and then goes to Smoke..."