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rakeshsehrawat

July 4th, 2006, 09:06 PM

This is real life incident happened a few days back

Mere Tauji bahut tez insan hain aur mushkil hal karne me mahir hain.
Hua yoo k ek barat aayee thee mhare gam mein. Fera pe jaan k tem hoya.
Ar band-da rus k khada ho gya Bolya "Mein tactor pe ferya khater na jaun Ghodi lyayo"
Badi musibat hoyee mere gaam mein ghodi nahi. ib log hath paa jode ar uski naad nahi mude. un ne phone milaya k kite tein jugad ho e ja par na hoya.
Ar Band-da manne nahi log bole k mere tauji ko bulao wo e kime jugad kadhega.
Mera tau pahuncha ude tau ne kahi k beta ghodi ghadi pehlam hoya karti aaj kal to tactor e chale hai k fer pehlam batana tha.maan jya beta koye na.
wo nyu bolya k meri izzat ka sawal hai jaun to ghodi pe na to jaun nahi
mera tau bolya lya bhai mein rohtak tein ghodi mangwaun hoon fer ib chori ne kun manawega.
Wo bolya k uske ke hoya. Mera tau bolya k bhai wa bhi rus rahi hai keh hai jaun to Helicopter mein jaun na to jaun nahi car mein to duniya ja hai
Beta nyu kar tu helicopter manga mein itne ghodi mangaun hoon.
Nyu sunte hi wo uth k bol bala tactor pe baith gaya

devdahiya

July 4th, 2006, 09:18 PM

rakeshsehrawat

July 4th, 2006, 09:24 PM

Ha...ha...ha..ha.Chutkalla tei aachha tha kassai...parr dhhikhe tu mattnya ghoddi manggiye na tei tanne berra sei padhhi-likhkhi chhori SPACE SHUTTLE bi mangg sakkein sein.............Tu merri padhhan beithh ke chaliye Rakassu.....ha..ha..ha.

Na to mein ghodi manganiya mein ar agli ghani chachar karegi to taal kar dyange kaka mein to lyaunga rehdu mein bitha k :D :D jatland aali koyse mood mein ho to pehlam e bata di sai.....kade socho k thamne Space Shuttle mein bitha k lyaunga

anilsangwan

July 4th, 2006, 09:26 PM

Bhai bahoot badhiya.. khooab ilaaj kara banndaddey ka,... uske to baalak bhi na rooseingey kaddey.... :D :D

This is real life incident happened a few days back

Mere Tauji bahut tez insan hain aur mushkil hal karne me mahir hain.
Hua yoo k ek barat aayee thee mhare gam mein. Fera pe jaan k tem hoya.
Ar band-da rus k khada ho gya Bolya "Mein tactor pe ferya khater na jaun Ghodi lyayo"
Badi musibat hoyee mere gaam mein ghodi nahi. ib log hath paa jode ar uski naad nahi mude. un ne phone milaya k kite tein jugad ho e ja par na hoya.
Ar Band-da manne nahi log bole k mere tauji ko bulao wo e kime jugad kadhega.
Mera tau pahuncha ude tau ne kahi k beta ghodi ghadi pehlam hoya karti aaj kal to tactor e chale hai k fer pehlam batana tha.maan jya beta koye na.
wo nyu bolya k meri izzat ka sawal hai jaun to ghodi pe na to jaun nahi
mera tau bolya lya bhai mein rohtak tein ghodi mangwaun hoon fer ib chori ne kun manawega.
Wo bolya k uske ke hoya. Mera tau bolya k bhai wa bhi rus rahi hai keh hai jaun to Helicopter mein jaun na to jaun nahi car mein to duniya ja hai
Beta nyu kar tu helicopter manga mein itne ghodi mangaun hoon.
Nyu sunte hi wo uth k bol bala tactor pe baith gaya

vivekpannu

July 5th, 2006, 10:24 AM

Arr o Sehrawat.....
Wo tere Taujee nahi wo to tere chachajee hone chahiye the.Fer hum unka naam Chacha Chaudhary dhar dete* :D

*Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaak computer te bhi tej challe se!!!!

sunitahooda

July 5th, 2006, 10:39 AM

Ghani suthri ghatna thi....ek dum sachi ghatna par adharit aapka ye makhol ghana badhiya lagya....:) :D Arr wo maan gya tai maanya par chhori kyu maani? Hellicopter maiye jaa kai deekhati:D :p

rakeshsehrawat

July 5th, 2006, 10:56 AM

:rolleyes:
Panne wo mera kaka hota ar tera bua gel biyah rakhya hota duniya chahe kime kehti tera :D FUFA:D e lagta:D :D
ar ib manne sabte batani padegi k college mein tera pyar ka naam K tha ......jya e tein tanne chacha chaudhry yaad ayya dikhe hai:cool:

vivekpannu

July 5th, 2006, 12:07 PM

msingh

July 25th, 2006, 03:51 PM

Owwww sehrawat.......dekh kitna raaji horya se is STD mein baith ke :eek:
Aap e baat likh de hai ar aap e haans le hai......laughter challenge mein kyu na chalya jaata tu?
Arr tanne kimme batani ho wa bata de kyu peit mein dard kar rya hai bina e baat:D
vivek jo tane likha se na woh maine library maine beth ke padu thi
arr tera jawab pad ke maine apani hassi cantrol na kar paai
arr zorr zor te hasan laag gii....,,fer neau lgga aaj te library maine galat site khol lii,,,,,,,

vivekpannu

July 27th, 2006, 06:04 AM

vivek jo tane likha se na woh maine library maine beth ke padu thi
arr tera jawab pad ke maine apani hassi cantrol na kar paai
arr zorr zor te hasan laag gii....,,fer neau lgga aaj te library maine galat site khol lii,,,,,,,
Hahahha..aap bach ke raha karo Manisha, kahi ye jatland.com hansa hansa ke aapki jaan hi na le le:eek:.Par ek baat to aapko man-ni hi padegi apna dhabbi sehrawat lagge katti e ussa hai jissa manne bataya se;) .sehrawat ne jawaabi hamla bhi nahi kiya..lagta hai usne padha nahi:)

keshavdahiya

July 27th, 2006, 08:39 AM

Hahahha..aap bach ke raha karo Manisha, kahi ye jatland.com hansa hansa ke aapki jaan hi na le le:eek:.Par ek baat to aapko man-ni hi padegi apna dhabbi sehrawat lagge katti e ussa hai jissa manne bataya se;) .sehrawat ne jawaabi hamla bhi nahi kiya..lagta hai usne padha nahi:)

galat baat hai pannu nue poll kholya karen koi........;)........manne beerra sei tu iss tarlli photu ki baar karre sei na jisme Rakaa maach ke apne PCO mein baithya sei er raazi ho rehya sei.........:p:D

http://photos.hi5.com/0000/135/646/R3XVJ0135646-02.jpg

devdahiya

July 27th, 2006, 08:43 AM

galat baat hai pannu nue poll kholya karen koi........;)........manne beerra sei tu iss tarlli photu ki baar karre sei na jisme Rakaa maach ke apne PCO mein baithya sei er raazi ho rehya sei.........:p:D

http://photos.hi5.com/0000/135/646/R3XVJ0135646-02.jpg

Terri baat dekhke sei kessu...ja lejya 4 athhanni merr dhhorre arr batlaya kitte.Ha..ha..ha.ha..khoppar tunn sei tu bhi.

rakeshsehrawat

July 27th, 2006, 10:29 AM

Kesu mehnat ka koye kam chota nahi hota

baaki angreja ki toilet to na saaf karta:cool:

vivekpannu

July 27th, 2006, 08:53 PM

Kesu mehnat ka koye kam chota nahi hota
baaki angreja ki toilet to na saaf karta:cool:
Tanne aap e to nyu kah di ak koye kaam chhota badda na hota ar aappe nyu kah di ak main angrejaa ke toilet saaf na karta.Par nyu to bata de ak yo kaam karre konn se?
Keshab, Rakkess also has fax(facsimilie) facility in his STD PCO.I could see some gadgets on his left, so if you want to fax any document you can use that.There is discount for us Jatlanders there.