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neeti
July 6th, 2006, 09:48 PM
Hi all
Here are the few top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...
- Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…?? (10 out of 10)
- Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
- Now that's a real tragedy…. (10 out of 10)
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
- Kitne time ke liye -???
- Thanks. I love you, too. (May be u r that much lucky)
- "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ... (sure shoot)
- SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..
These r sum typical one, so all the people there share some of their expriences ...
neeti
yudhvirmor
July 6th, 2006, 09:59 PM
Good Joke budy...
fool4love
July 6th, 2006, 10:31 PM
after telling her... all those magic/flattering words.... in one breath!!
Girl: kya yaad kar ke aaye ho...:mad:
me: :eek: :eek: ..... :eek: :eek: aapko dekh ke sab bhool jata hu.. yaad hi karna para..!!
Girl: he he he he.... friends?
me: YEAH (fiuuh... that was easy)
u know the drill... after telling those magic lines.... not in one breath this time!!!
larki ki saheli: ye apne dad se bara darti hai
Girl: agar dad ko pata chal gaya to...??
me: aree.. humne bada garden me gaane gane hain!!
Girl: :mad:
yeah... that was the last time i saw her!!
balrajsejwal
July 6th, 2006, 11:23 PM
this happenned when i proposed a gal......
me- hi, i want to be ur friend
girl- we are friends
me-how, this is the first time i talk to u
girl- no, i mean we are in same college , so tht"s why
me-ok, but actually am a shy guy and i never proposed a gal b4, i dont knw wht to say , can we more then a friends
girl- why, no i mean , i need some time
desijat
July 6th, 2006, 11:38 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Haryanavi Ishtyle
If a girl says no then Chep do paani aali ke para
Dikhe 15-16 bees baras ki umar teri rang chattan ki
ke le jegi ke le jana baan chodh de nattan kii
E re teerchi najar lakha ke tanne jan khaahad li meri
saapan bargi ghota parke tanne jeebh kasuti pherii
E banjar khet pada sukha yoo bat dekh raa saman ki
tu hass padi issi lagi jhad yaa ghata uth ri barsan kii
Yaa umar nahi se tarsan kiiii tu damadoll khadi hogiii
Bhaio ya sunne ke baad koi ladki mana kar hi nahi sakti, ar jo kare uste maadi kkoi na pher
downtoearth
July 6th, 2006, 11:50 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Haryanavi Ishtyle
If a girl says no then Chep do paani aali ke para
Dikhe 15-16 bees baras ki umar teri rang chattan ki
ke le jegi ke le jana baan chodh de nattan kii
Yaa umar nahi se tarsan kiiii tu damadoll khadi hogiii
Bhaio ya sunne ke baad koi ladki mana kar hi nahi sakti, ar jo kare uste maadi kkoi na pher heheeh,,,, sahi kahi desi jat...............:) :p
ratheetheraist
July 6th, 2006, 11:52 PM
this happenned when i proposed a gal......
me- hi, i want to be ur friend
girl- we are friends
me-how, this is the first time i talk to u
girl- no, i mean we are in same college , so tht"s why
me-ok, but actually am a shy guy and i never proposed a gal b4, i dont knw wht to say , can we more then a friends
girl- why, no i mean , i need some time
bhai balraaj........... jeey english thodi theek bolta tey ke bera itna time na maangti waa:p..........hehe....... tera tey iss angreji ney nas karwaaya........ ibbey chala ja angreji ka tution lagwaan..... :eek::D
fer do mhiney paache iss taagey ney renew kariyee arr apni sachi kahani likhiye jismey wa nu kehgi ......... mujhe saram aa rahi hai.:p;).........kilkii pe kilkii:D:D
ratheetheraist
July 6th, 2006, 11:53 PM
after telling her... all those magic/flattering words.... in one breath!!
Girl: kya yaad kar ke aaye ho...:mad:
me: :eek: :eek: ..... :eek: :eek: aapko dekh ke sab bhool jata hu.. yaad hi karna para..!!
Girl: he he he he.... friends?
me: YEAH (fiuuh... that was easy)
u know the drill... after telling those magic lines.... not in one breath this time!!!
larki ki saheli: ye apne dad se bara darti hai
Girl: agar dad ko pata chal gaya to...??
me: aree.. humne bada garden me gaane gane hain!!
Girl: :mad:
yeah... that was the last time i saw her!!
sahi kaatya rog bhai kamal........haha................ aurr gawaa ley geet apney fufeey ney......:p;):D:D
ratheetheraist
July 6th, 2006, 11:55 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Haryanavi Ishtyle
If a girl says no then Chep do paani aali ke para
Dikhe 15-16 bees baras ki umar teri rang chattan ki
ke le jegi ke le jana baan chodh de nattan kii
E re teerchi najar lakha ke tanne jan khaahad li meri
saapan bargi ghota parke tanne jeebh kasuti pherii
E banjar khet pada sukha yoo bat dekh raa saman ki
tu hass padi issi lagi jhad yaa ghata uth ri barsan kii
Yaa umar nahi se tarsan kiiii tu damadoll khadi hogiii
Bhaio ya sunne ke baad koi ladki mana kar hi nahi sakti, ar jo kare uste maadi kkoi na pher
haha............ aur ye parastut kiya vikki ney OFFERON KA OFFER........... PROPOSOON KA PROPOSAL;)...............kilkiii :D:D
maan gey bhai desii.........;):)
desijat
July 7th, 2006, 12:30 AM
haha............ aur ye parastut kiya vikki ney OFFERON KA OFFER........... PROPOSOON KA PROPOSAL;)...............kilkiii :D:D
maan gey bhai desii.........;):)
Vikki nam aale sare hi assa intejaam kare aage wale pe shabd hi na rahe bolan layak:p
anilsangwan
July 7th, 2006, 07:58 AM
ND TAAGA REY... Lo bhai 2 kissey...
Sumit Sehrawat, Jatlander aar Infy colleague ne bataya tha.
Sumit ka ek fren tha college mein..KD Jatram..uss ne ek chhori badhiya laagya karti.. bhai ek din waa canteen mein baithee thee, KD ke maar diye pump sumit hor ne...aar bole KD maar de propozz...
KD chala gya bhai uus dhorrey ek Coke ki bottle le ke..aar uske table pe jaa ke bolya ... "Campa Peewegi? " .....yoh tha propoze KD ka ha ha ha ha ha marr gaye bhai haans haans ke jab Sumit ne yoh sunnaya...
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Another old one which I liked:
Chhora : Mein aap se dosti karna chahta hoon. Kya aap interested hain?
Chhori: (Bahot rudely...muh banna ke..) NAHI !!!!
Chhora : Goo kha le fer!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
yashbeniwal
July 7th, 2006, 10:54 AM
Chorri maan jaa tu.........
kyon yehbaat bata kai in chorra ka dil todai sai............. yeh baat ke batain ke ho sai....:cool:
bechaare kise nai propose karan tai pehlai kai baar sochaienge.......er tanne bera sai soochan taahi deemag cahhieye er jat dimaag tai nahin dil tai soochaai karein.........:confused:
er dekh mera experience naa sai naa tai bata deta..ek aadh main bhi...haan may be "BIKKI MAX" help u......................
Hi all
Here are the few top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...
- Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…?? (10 out of 10)
- Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
- Now that's a real tragedy…. (10 out of 10)
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
- Kitne time ke liye -???
- Thanks. I love you, too. (May be u r that much lucky)
- "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ... (sure shoot)
- SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..
These r sum typical one, so all the people there share some of their expriences ...
neeti
desijat
July 7th, 2006, 12:41 PM
ND TAAGA REY... Lo bhai 2 kissey...
Chhora : Goo kha le fer!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
hahahahaha ndd
rkumar
July 7th, 2006, 03:12 PM
ND TAAGA REY... Lo bhai 2 kissey...
Sumit Sehrawat, Jatlander aar Infy colleague ne bataya tha.
Sumit ka ek fren tha college mein..KD Jatram..uss ne ek chhori badhiya laagya karti.. bhai ek din waa canteen mein baithee thee, KD ke maar diye pump sumit hor ne...aar bole KD maar de propozz...
KD chala gya bhai uus dhorrey ek Coke ki bottle le ke..aar uske table pe jaa ke bolya ... "Campa Peewegi? " .....yoh tha propoze KD ka ha ha ha ha ha marr gaye bhai haans haans ke jab Sumit ne yoh sunnaya...
-------------------------------------------------------
Another old one which I liked:
Chhora : Mein aap se dosti karna chahta hoon. Kya aap interested hain?
Chhori: (Bahot rudely...muh banna ke..) NAHI !!!!
Chhora : Goo kha le fer!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
nothing like this...ek damm loha laat, dhartee faad, aur bokke maar....hahahhaa
RK^2
sunitahooda
July 7th, 2006, 03:17 PM
Ek chhorey nai chhori ka Gaut na bera tha....Bas naam bera tha, chal padya propose maaran....14th Feb nai ek phool le kai....Bolya.....Can we be friends?
girl: Can we be Brother/sister? Tu phool lyaya kelle kyu na lyaya tera mera gaut ek sai....Koye na Rappiya de de....;) :D :) :p
rahultokas
July 7th, 2006, 03:49 PM
Ek chhorey nai chhori ka Gaut na bera tha....Bas naam bera tha, chal padya propose maaran....14th Feb nai ek phool le kai....Bolya.....Can we be friends?
girl: Can we be Brother/sister? Tu phool lyaya kelle kyu na lyaya tera mera gaut ek sai....Koye na Rappiya de de....;) :D :) :p
HMM NDIII:D
anilsangwan
July 7th, 2006, 04:00 PM
Theek kaatya rog bebe.....
Ek chhorey nai chhori ka Gaut na bera tha....Bas naam bera tha, chal padya propose maaran....14th Feb nai ek phool le kai....Bolya.....Can we be friends?
girl: Can we be Brother/sister? Tu phool lyaya kelle kyu na lyaya tera mera gaut ek sai....Koye na Rappiya de de....;) :D :) :p
ram6april
July 7th, 2006, 05:01 PM
ND TAAGA REY... Lo bhai 2 kissey...
Sumit Sehrawat, Jatlander aar Infy colleague ne bataya tha.
Sumit ka ek fren tha college mein..KD Jatram..uss ne ek chhori badhiya laagya karti.. bhai ek din waa canteen mein baithee thee, KD ke maar diye pump sumit hor ne...aar bole KD maar de propozz...
KD chala gya bhai uus dhorrey ek Coke ki bottle le ke..aar uske table pe jaa ke bolya ... "Campa Peewegi? " .....yoh tha propoze KD ka ha ha ha ha ha marr gaye bhai haans haans ke jab Sumit ne yoh sunnaya...
-------------------------------------------------------
Another old one which I liked:
Chhora : Mein aap se dosti karna chahta hoon. Kya aap interested hain?
Chhori: (Bahot rudely...muh banna ke..) NAHI !!!!
Chhora : Goo kha le fer!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
bhai Aniley teri ye padh ke mere be yaad aagi jab main JAT college final yr me tha.. mhari saath ek Budh singh hoyaa karta.. ek class junior... unki class me ee ek chori thi.. arr vo uspe LINE maryaa karta.. roz chakar kat-ta jab va tution pe jaanti chahe kite aur jaanti... matta aapni scooter le ke ude ee ke haande jaamta....
ghane ee din hoge ek din maar diye uske pump akk re Budh singh ghane din ho liye ibb maar de offer laage sai waa bhi tanne chave sai..... Budh singh ho gyaa tyaar.... arr jab wa pahoonchi Politechnic ke aage
Budh singh uske aage aa gyaa arr bolyaa...
..
ek be ek mint rukiye.....
chori- .. apni saheli ke saath thi donu ruk gi ar boli .. haan bol...
Budh.... ek mint side me aa jyaa...
chori - kyon ke karegaa taulaa bol aade ee...
Budh-.. uska naam le ke ...i like u
chori-... huuunn....... muh saa bana ke... ar muh chikdyaa ke boli ... aajyaa sain .. i like u... chal aapna kaam kar...
Budh-...Pher ghani kyon bole sai .. dekhi ee naa isi chapkali sii....
arr bhai haam kaii dost khade dekhan .... ghani haansi chuti uss din .. arr jab be Budh singh saami aa jyaa chahe uski baat chal pade waa baat jaroor yaad aaya kare..
dahiyarules
July 7th, 2006, 05:36 PM
Chhora : Mein aap se dosti karna chahta hoon. Kya aap interested hain?
Chhori: (Bahot rudely...muh banna ke..) NAHI !!!!
Chhora : Goo kha le fer!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Bhai plzzz......aise joke us time online matt dalaa karoo jab main kaam pe hota hun....
Meri haasne ki dhahaad sunke office mein bhukamp aa gayaa......hahahahaaha
Heres a trick for fellow jatlander bhai log living in the west, who are "very frustrated" for being in a drought ever since they touched the shores.
Dont go and tell a girl that you want to be friends with her. Go and say: hellow, how are. Are you here with someone? (Assuming that it is a social setting)
Anyways, here in the west the most common answer is: Thanks! I already have a boyfriend.(In most cases its a lie. The girls just testing you.)
The trick is to tell the girl that you are perfectly fine with it. You are not interested in any commitments anyways.
Believe it or not, girls are more polygamous than the wildest of our imaginations.
balrajsejwal
July 7th, 2006, 09:07 PM
vikas, bhai karr to ryah hoon kosish angrezi sheekan ki, is chakkar mai te england pahunch gya , par laage naa aaoogi manne english.ar rahi baat us chori ki, uste hogi thi friendship.
deepshi
July 8th, 2006, 05:27 PM
JAT unn bi besuure howein se:p :D
anyways...get goin guys!!
sunitahooda
July 10th, 2006, 12:09 PM
Deeps ...galat baat sai ya Chhori tanne nnyu kyukar sarey Jat chhorey besuurey bata diye....apna experience tai likh deti:D :D :) :rolleyes: lakkogi tu baat nai....par mai bataun....kissey nai tu propose kari hogi arr tere natte pachey nyu bollya hoga....jaa nai aayi sai saanpan ki bahmanni si....arr tu bolli JAT hoga tu jaroor????JAT unn bi besuure howein se:p :D
anyways...get goin guys!!
rkumar
July 10th, 2006, 01:34 PM
JAT unn bi besuure howein se:p :D
anyways...get goin guys!!
umm... mohtarma ji agar be-surre ka matlab gaane bajane se hai to mai aapse 100% sahmat hoon.... aur agar besurre ka matlab be-sahoore se hai to hum aapki baat ko khariz karte hain... Jat Be-sure ho ho sakte hain magar be-sahoore nahi ....LOL
RK^2
vrshokeen
July 10th, 2006, 01:42 PM
Dosto Jinneh ya site merte batai thee kha raa tha intresting se par ebb bera pata ke se
heh mere yarro ke likho ho JAT ka naam te rakh lo
sandsm
July 10th, 2006, 02:56 PM
gone are those days when girls use to slap guys for purposing them.
they are more ridiculos these days...th simply say :---
Girls with boobs like mine
Don't talk to boys with faces like your's.
HA HA HA HA
don't worry no one said me this in person,,, this is a dialouge from movie :::SHE IS THE MAN
yashbeniwal
July 10th, 2006, 07:25 PM
Gulaboo.
rehan de naa bighan bowai besuure kah kai...............
dekh le rehna fer bhi inmai padegaa tanne................kilki pai kilki.............
JAT unn bi besuure howein se:p :D
anyways...get goin guys!!
deepshi
July 12th, 2006, 03:56 PM
dats y they r so appealing- raw, rugged, 'BE-SAHOORE' Greek-gods!
believe me- evry word is true!!;) :cool:
deepshi
July 12th, 2006, 04:01 PM
paachhli be jis chhore ne purpose karya tha- vo cophee peeve tha jadd me beth ke- arr uska cup khadke tha:D :p :D
makka tu apne is cup-plate ne te sangwa le, mer pe khindaan ne ho rya, lattyan ka mathh maarega k:D :D :D
Deeps ...galat baat sai ya Chhori tanne nnyu kyukar sarey Jat chhorey besuurey bata diye....apna experience tai likh deti:D :D :) :rolleyes: lakkogi tu baat nai....par mai bataun....kissey nai tu propose kari hogi arr tere natte pachey nyu bollya hoga....jaa nai aayi sai saanpan ki bahmanni si....arr tu bolli JAT hoga tu jaroor????
ram6april
July 12th, 2006, 04:17 PM
paachhli be jis chhore ne purpose karya tha- vo cophee peeve tha jadd me beth ke- arr uska cup khadke tha:D :p :D
makka tu apne is cup-plate ne te sangwa le, mer pe khindaan ne ho rya, lattyan ka mathh maarega k:D :D :D
hahahahaha....... theek kave sai...... arr nu naa daraya kar baalkaan ne tu.....:D :p