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chhikaragreat
July 8th, 2006, 02:04 PM
ek bar ek budha jat maran ne ho raha tha....and to his surprise he saw a jinnie standing in from of his khat one morning

J said : you know you have done all the good work, hard work in life and it is time for you to go. considering you have only done good to people.....I wish to grant you a wish. Mango kya mangte ho...

Jat Budha bola : are bhagwan eb jab kati maran ne ho raha huin jab aay tu bhi! par chaal ib aa hi gaya hai to kuch mang hi loon

Mai kabhi hawai jhaj mai nahi baitha, are maine ek bai foreign gumna hai. Ib mai hawai jhaj mai bethu kyona kyonki mar kai utaru gaa ib chadha te(sorry those of you cant understand my jaatu : the old man said I am **** scared of airoplanes and obviously cant board them at this age as I wont be able to survive the journey.)

tu ek kam karde...mere khatir ek road banwa de Jhajar te Melbourne tak.

Jinnie said : stupid..idiot.....not possible! ask for something which is possible

On this Jat Budha said : main 90 saal ka ho gaya...sab kuch dekya, samaja par ek cheez mere kati samaj mai nahi wa samjede

J Said : what?

Jat Budha : Lugai !? not that they are bad ....but very unpridictable. mere te samaj mai aaye nahi ib tu samja de

J said : tau road kitni chodi banwoon .......!!!

devdahiya
July 8th, 2006, 03:32 PM
Bhai bohot aachha joke tha..parr jei uss jinnie aalle dialogue bi Jattoo mei likhh dewe hei te aurr suthharra laggta......suthharra chuttkulla tha.

ram6april
July 8th, 2006, 04:30 PM
bahut badhiyaa bhai........... arr tanne yo road Melborne taiii ee kyon banwaya.... eh meryaarr..... iss Road taii te ... ve do baander aane the Jinnie ki jagah... ve ramayan aale neel arr.... nal... ve ee bana sake the pani me ke.. road........

monikadahiya
July 9th, 2006, 04:10 AM
hahahaha... bhaut ee badhiya chutakla!!!:D :D :D
mhara jat budha bhi katii ee kasuta tha.. wah genie angreji mein sawal karre thi arr budhe ne aakhri saans tak apni haryanvi ka saath nahi choda.... wah wah :)
Arr bhai maadi si road dilli to texas bhi banwa diye... hehehe!!! :D :D