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msingh
July 12th, 2006, 07:52 AM
ek be ek tau dacder dhore gaya aur bolya
tau: Aee re dagder neau suni se ke tu daru chutwawe se
dagder bola: haan tau kati chutwau soo 100% grantee ke saath naa te peese wapis
tau bola: dekh tu sahi keh se naa dekh kade mere paisse hajam kar lee
dagder bola na tau kati pakkam pakka
Tau bola: chal fer thee theek se Punjab police ne 3 Patte pakad rakhi se chudwiye bhai
downtoearth
July 12th, 2006, 09:05 AM
ek be ek tau dacder dhore gaya aur bolya
tau: Aee re dagder neau suni se ke tu daru chutwawe se
dagder bola: haan tau kati chutwau soo 100% grantee ke saath naa te peese wapis
tau bola: dekh tu sahi keh se naa dekh kade mere paisse hajam kar lee
dagder bola na tau kati pakkam pakka
Tau bola: chal fer thee theek se Punjab police ne 3 Patte pakad rakhi se chudwiye bhai:p ;) :D .........hahahaha..........max funny:D .....toord pard diya,,,, thaney mein tey pattei chutwaani sein .. hehehe............. manisha yu to katti PAKKA PANCHER la diya tanney...............:D
fool4love
July 12th, 2006, 09:07 AM
ek be ek tau dacder dhore gaya aur bolya
tau: Aee re dagder neau suni se ke tu daru chutwawe se
dagder bola: haan tau kati chutwau soo 100% grantee ke saath naa te peese wapis
tau bola: dekh tu sahi keh se naa dekh kade mere paisse hajam kar lee
dagder bola na tau kati pakkam pakka
Tau bola: chal fer thee theek se Punjab police ne 3 Patte pakad rakhi se chudwiye bhai
hahahahah... yu kaam sahi se... 3 patte pakad rakhi se... hahaha.. good one!!:D
monikadahiya
July 12th, 2006, 10:09 AM
hahahah nice joke
magar jara padha padha sa laaga manne... bera na kyon??? hehehehe... eeb pitai hon aali hai meri bhi :p wooo aali manisha bebe :p
rakeshsehrawat
July 12th, 2006, 10:15 AM
ek be ek tau dacder dhore gaya aur bolya
tau: Aee re dagder neau suni se ke tu daru chutwawe se
dagder bola: haan tau kati chutwau soo 100% grantee ke saath naa te peese wapis
tau bola: dekh tu sahi keh se naa dekh kade mere paisse hajam kar lee
dagder bola na tau kati pakkam pakka
Tau bola: chal fer thee theek se Punjab police ne 3 Patte pakad rakhi se chudwiye bhai
Bahut Badhiya joke bebe
skdca
July 12th, 2006, 11:10 AM
Khyali ne sunaya tha The Great Indian Laughter Challenge-II pe...:D :D :D
msingh
July 12th, 2006, 11:44 AM
maine te soocha maine hee pehle suna se te la maine hee chape doo
par koi naa maine kun sa kahoo soo ki meri creation se
sandeep,,,bhai maine jo suna woh suna diyaKhyali ne sunaya tha The Great Indian Laughter Challenge-II pe...:D :D :D
yashbeniwal
July 12th, 2006, 11:50 AM
rai barri.......
kati naa chuktaa tu bhi taariff ke pool bandhan main........hahahha........kilki@ tarrifaan ke pool...:eek: ....ere eb tane panchar laane bhi suru kar diye..............
tu bhi ghaadaan tak ki baha kai chodegaa,,,..,..,.:( ,.,.,.,.,.,.
manisha bebe joke kasuta tha er daru chut jaa tai do chaar bottle maire kain bhi sarkaa diye....hahhahahahhahha
:p ;) :D .........hahahaha..........max funny:D .....toord pard diya,,,, thaney mein tey pattei chutwaani sein .. hehehe............. manisha yu to katti PAKKA PANCHER la diya tanney...............:D
sunitahooda
July 12th, 2006, 12:15 PM
Manisha tu bi????;) :p ghana andy tha bebe....ballad ki funjhadd tai to ghana badhiya........:D :D :D :D :p :p
msingh
July 12th, 2006, 12:21 PM
thnku bebe sunita
ram6april
July 12th, 2006, 04:08 PM
hahahaha Manishaa kasoota baga diyaa yo.......... arr ek baat batauu ibb............ thode se din pahlyaa 3 daaru ki petti jhaajar chungi pe bhi pakad raakhi thi........... ve Sunitaa ne chhutwayii thi........... khi khi khi........ hahahahahah.......
anyway bahut ee badhiyaa... arr yo bhi padhiye ek.. be...
http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14979
ibb tu te chali gayi dagdar dhore arr ya gayi thi nasha mukti kendra me...
devdahiya
July 12th, 2006, 05:07 PM
Ha..ha..ha..ha....Bohot suthera tha bebey Manisha.
downtoearth
July 13th, 2006, 10:23 AM
rai barri.......
kati naa chuktaa tu bhi taariff ke pool bandhan main........hahahha........kilki@ tarrifaan ke pool.......ere eb tane panchar laane bhi suru kar diye..............
tu bhi ghaadaan tak ki baha kai chodegaa hahaahah... o khapeteru........tu jib "FATTEY-PURANEY " NOTT badlan ki dukan khool sakey sey ,,, to mein pakka pancher ki dukkan bhi khool saku su:D :p :D :p ;) ......... dakki tardkey ey paani chirak key khaat bicha key,,,, nott dhar key beeth jey sey ...............:D :p ;) ...... mein to fer bhi kamputerised machine laa rahya hu pakka pancher laan ki:D :p
sunitahooda
July 13th, 2006, 10:35 AM
Janaab....ya Computerised pakka PENTURE laan ki dukaan kitt si sai GUrgame mai???? Meri scooter ke paachley tyre mai 2-3 bai luaa liya fer bi uski baal likaddi padi reh sai:o :p :p hahaahah... o khapeteru........tu jib "FATTEY-PURANEY " NOTT badlan ki dukan khool sakey sey ,,, to mein pakka pancher ki dukkan bhi khool saku su :p ;) ......... dakki tardkey ey paani chirak key khaat bicha key,,,, nott dhar key beeth jey sey ...............:D :p ;) ...... mein to fer bhi kamputerised machine laa rahya hu pakka pancher laan:p
downtoearth
July 13th, 2006, 10:53 AM
Janaab....ya Computerised pakka PENTURE laan ki dukaan kitt si sai GUrgame mai???? Meri scooter ke paachley tyre mai 2-3 bai luaa liya fer bi uski baal likaddi padi reh sai uffffff.... gurgaon ke happpenning jagah ki tanney katti bhi knolege koni............aur is scooteriiiiiiii gel kyu dukhi hoo ri sey...........isney aapney baarney key aagey khardya karkey,,,,,,,, iskey laal raang kaarkey......... ismein MANEY PLANT ki bail laa dey .............:D :D :D :p .,......
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monikadahiya
July 13th, 2006, 10:57 AM
hahaahah... o khapeteru........tu jib "FATTEY-PURANEY " NOTT badlan ki dukan khool sakey sey ,,, to mein pakka pancher ki dukkan bhi khool saku su:D :p :D ......... dakki tardkey ey paani chirak key khaat bicha key,,,, nott dhar key beeth jey sey .... mein to fer bhi kamputerised machine laa rahya hu pakka pancher laan ki:D :p
hahahaha rupiii.... manne yaad aagi oo phate odd note aali dukaan ... hahahaha phata odd note dyo arr karara not le jyaao .. hahahaha:D i wonder yash ki dukan ki punchline kya hogi :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Arr computer te kyukar punkcher ka bera paate sai bhai, manne jaroor bataaiye!!! :p
sunitahooda
July 13th, 2006, 10:59 AM
Killki pai killki@ MONEYPLANT....arr moneyplant tai ekke bohot....office mai table pai laa rakhya sai Bottli mai....arr Maali kayi bai kehya kare...Madam manne sab ke lagaye the par siraf aapka chaal rya sai....arr chor kai lyaungi tere gamley mai tai jibbey kimme fallegi bail...:D uffffff.... gurgaon ke happpenning jagah ki tanney katti bhi knolege koni............aur is scooteriiiiiiii gel kyu dukhi hoo ri sey...........isney aapney baarney key aagey khardya karkey,,,,,,,, iskey laal raang kaarkey......... ismein MANEY PLANT ki bail laa dey .............:D :D :D :p .,......
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sunitahooda
July 13th, 2006, 11:00 AM
Monika....Punchline hogi....Punctured Lott ki jagah naya Tyre le jao....Rupi Dada ki Dukaan tai:D :p :D :D hahahaha rupiii.... manne yaad aagi oo phate odd note aali dukaan ... hahahaha phata odd note dyo arr karara not le jyaao .. hahahaha:D i wonder yash ki dukan ki punchline kya hogi :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Arr computer te kyukar punkcher ka bera paate sai bhai, manne jaroor bataaiye!!! :p
downtoearth
July 13th, 2006, 11:20 AM
hahahaha rupiii.... manne yaad aagi oo phate odd note aali dukaan ... hahahaha phata odd note dyo arr karara not le jyaao .. hahahaha:D i wonder yash ki dukan ki punchline kya hogi
Arr computer te kyukar punkcher ka bera paate sai bhai, manne jaroor bataaiye!!! :p eheheheh,,,, bawli ,,yu puncher aala kamputer citi-scan aaley principal pey kaam karey sey.......aur roll bhi maar sakey sein,,,,,, ek pancher key 3 pancher dikhaa dyooooo,,,, bss ek bey enter maran ki der sey,,,,,,,,,,,, lakin yu bichara yasha ,,,,aam aadmi ki dhaal rojmaarra ki jindgi jeweega :D :p ;) ,,, iske rooj ka ek routine sey,,,,,,, manney bhaut samjha liya key bus addey pey ek PAAW-BHAAJI ki gaaddi dal ley{sanju baba ki dhaal }:p .... lakin yu koni maaney
mothsara1st
July 13th, 2006, 11:21 AM
Ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha khoob kahi manisha jee .......bahut badhiya
Are Tau kai phasan pacchhe to shib jee ke nani yaad aa gee thi ..........yo to ek dacdar e tha.....................
yashbeniwal
July 13th, 2006, 12:05 PM
tu u computer tai puncher laane chod de ..........saare ke saare leek karein sai.....municipal ke nal ki dhaal.....kilkipaikilki.......er jiski bhi gaadi main tu puncher laawai sai woh tanne tohtaa haandai sai......er milde e wai saare mil kai tera CITY SCAN karenge....kilki @ city scan :mad: bach liye tu......
er kaal tu jab us chorri ki scooty main pancher laawai tha, main dekhu tha tanne tu pancher kahni kam er us chorri kani ghanna lakhawa tha...er fer tanne puncher ke pisse bhi naa liye .....tere ghar aalai tai batani padegge er kameen , nu naas hota naa dekha.... jaa mere pai.....:eek: :cool: :p er fer ghar aale laawai gee tere shamaar kai pancher......hahahhhahaha
er mera bhi jee kar raha sai naya dhnada karan kaa chaal paaw-bhaaji ke gaadi main laa lungaa par jhooti plate tane dhoni padegee.............
er ek naya dhanda bhi sai mere nazar main ......dekh le karta ho to......baal kaatan ka....;;;;;;;er kaatne kisne sai ''''''''''''gudhi main paa dhar hai jadh tai paadh kai de denge aagle ke haath main...:confused: theek sai naa rupi dada..... patnership paaki hai naa,.........
eheheheh,,,, bawli ,,yu puncher aala kamputer citi-scan aaley principal pey kaam karey sey.......aur roll bhi maar sakey sein,,,,,, ek pancher key 3 pancher dikhaa dyooooo,,,, bss ek bey enter maran ki der sey,,,,,,,,,,,, lakin yu bichara yasha ,,,,aam aadmi ki dhaal rojmaarra ki jindgi jeweega :D :p ;) ,,, iske rooj ka ek routine sey,,,,,,, manney bhaut samjha liya key bus addey pey ek PAAW-BHAAJI ki gaaddi dal ley{sanju baba ki dhaal }:p .... lakin yu koni maaney
rahultokas
July 13th, 2006, 12:18 PM
er ek naya dhanda bhi sai mere nazar main ......dekh le karta ho to......baal kaatan ka....;;;;;;;er kaatne kisne sai ''''''''''''gudhi main paa dhar hai jadh tai paadh kai de denge aagle ke haath main...:confused: theek sai naa rupi dada..... patnership paaki hai naa,.........
hahahaha k likh gya tu,,,, nu tai dekh le kar ak koi Daftar mai bhi baitha sai,,,,,itna hansa mai tai,,,, ak doosre Cabin aale bhi dekhan laag ge ak k hogya iss rahul k,,,, hahahahaha KILLKIII arr bohot baddi KILLKI :D :D
downtoearth
July 13th, 2006, 12:25 PM
kaal tu jab us chorri ki scooty main pancher laawai tha, main dekhu tha tanne tu pancher kahni kam er us chorri kani ghanna lakhawa tha...er fer tanne puncher ke pisse bhi naa liye .....tere ghar aalai tai batani padegge er kameen , nu naas hota naa dekha.... jaa mere pai.....:eek: :cool: :p er fer ghar aale laawai gee tere shamaar kai pancher......hahahhhahaha
er mera bhi jee kar raha sai naya dhnada karan kaa chaal paaw-bhaaji ke gaadi main laa lungaa par jhooti plate tane dhoni padegee.............
er ek naya dhanda bhi sai mere nazar main ......dekh le karta ho to......baal kaatan ka....;;;;;;;er kaatne kisne sai ''''''''''''gudhi main paa dhar hai jadh tai paadh kai de denge aagle ke haath main... theek sai naa rupi dada..... patnership paaki hai naa,.........
haahahahahah,,, oo khapeter,,,,,, uss chori ki scooti mein pancher koni hoo rahya thaa,,,,,, waa too jaan bhuuj key hawa kaad key aayi thee :p ..........nu soochya akk thoodi haan merey dhorey khadi hoo ja gi issey bhanney................:p :D
aur kit naipaney mein kit baddey se ?? koi issa baddey muh aala manas shave karan aa jega.........uski shave karta -karta tera ustara bhi garam ho jaga:p
baaki mera seer pakka sey:p
sunitahooda
July 13th, 2006, 12:30 PM
Kati sahi kahi Rups taanee....jab se tum Dessert Storm me janey ke liye sir pei Spikes Thuaa kai aaye ho tab se tumhey nayi LOOK me dekhney ki tamanna thi....lekin jab DJM mai aapke MOOH pai bhi Spikes dekhi to maine socha ki....manne itni bawlii tamanna kyu kari:D ;) :p :o haahahahahah,,, oo khapeter,,,,,, uss chori ki scooti mein pancher koni hoo rahya thaa,,,,,, waa too jaan bhuuj key hawa kaad key aayi thee ..........nu soochya akk thoodi haan merey dhorey khadi hoo ja gi issey bhanney................:p :D
aur kit naipaney mein kit baddey se ?? koi issa baddey muh aala manas shave karan aa jega.........uski shave karta -karta tera ustara bhi garam ho jaga:p
baaki mera seer pakka sey:p
yashbeniwal
July 13th, 2006, 02:51 PM
hahahahahahaha
sunitahooda
July 13th, 2006, 02:55 PM
:) :) :o :p ;) :D ke kahan laag rey so tum????