Thoda hans lo...tapori shayari

[shamshermalik]

Hi Friends,

To laugh a little bit...lets start funny or tapori shayari. Please no serious 'wafa aur mohabbat', shayari-e-mohabbat or Galib's Tukbandi here. But please take care that the language is acceptable.

I hope every one will contribute including the moderators.

HULLA !!!
:) :D :D :D

Shamsher.

PS: If anyone has any objection please come farword before the tapori shayari starts...!!!

Come on write somrthing funny here..

READ IT AT YOUR OWN RISK

[netrapalsingh]

Hi Friends,

To laugh a little bit...lets start funny shayari. Please no serious 'wafa aur mohabbat', shayari-e-mohabbat or Galib's Tukbandi here. But please take care that the language is acceptable.

I hope every one will contribute here including the moderators.

HULLA !!!
:) :D :D :D

Shamsher.

PS: If anyone has any objection please come farword before the tapori shayari starts...!!!

Come on write somrthing funny here..

sir jee irada to nek hai aapka objection kisi ko bhee nahi hona chahiye
kash mai hee kuch likh paata par yahaa kafi kabil member hai jo
jaroor age ayege.........

netra.....

[shamshermalik]

Usne lee angdaayee or kai behosh ho gaye
Usne lee angdaayee or kai behosh ho gaye
Lagta hai aab unke deodorant khatam ho gaye:)

[baliyansachin]

good start malik sahab.....

[shamshermalik]

Khuda ka vaasta ye julfen mat lahraaooo, hamen thand lag jayegi
Khuda ka vaasta ye julfen mat lahraaoo, hamen thand lag jayegi
Girta dekh tumhara dandruff...shimla ki snowfall yaad aayegi

[anilkadian]

Lage raho...
pee pee kar pade raho:D :D
phurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....hahahahahahah
maja aa gaya, bahut badiya

[vrshokeen]

ye zara aajkal hamare ghar mein teen char bar sunate hein pesh hein

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K
L-M-N-O-P
P SE NIKLE PANDIT JEE
PANDIT JEE NE KHAYA PAAN
USSE NIKLE SHARUKH KHAN
SHARUKH KHAN NE PEE LIMKA
USSE NIKLI KOMOLIKA
KOMOLIKA NE KHAYA SEB
USSE NIKLE KAPIL DEV
KAPIL DEV NE MARA CHHAKKA
PHAT GAYA PAKISTAN KA KACHHA


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[shamshermalik]

aaj bahut maja aa raha hai,
lagta hai koi bhoot sharab pilaa raha,
chand ki chandni me andhera chha raha hai,
esliye bhoot thoda dhundhlaa nazar aa raha hai
bhoot ko dekhna chaha,
khud ko agle pal sadak par pada paya
right dekha, left dekha
aage dekha, peechhe dekha
upar dekha, neeche dekha
right, left, age, peeche upar eeche dekha
bahut kush huaa sabkuch saaf nazr aa raha tha
wahan koi nahin tha bas ek poonchh hilata kutta jaa raha the.

[mothsara1st]

Dosto aapnna hath likkhann main thoda tang sa sai.....par aapan likhi likhayee cheezan nai padhann main expert hainnn.Par yo area itnna interestinggg sai....ek ye lo
Arz karya sai..
aankhya tai aankh mille kyukar sayanee
aankhya tai aankh mille kyukar sayanee
teree dai kannee tai meree bai kannee

[yudhvirmor]

Sawan ka mahina tha, Jeel ka kinara tha, Julhaon ka saya tha
Laila ne kaha majnu se.. Mungfli(Groundnut) kahava gaa..

[netrapalsingh]

bhoot achee line likh rahe hai bhaio log

netra.......:D :D :D :D :D :D

[shamshermalik]

Teri yaad se peecha chudane pahaadon me aaya
Phle din khull aabo hawa me badaa sukoon payaa
magar agle hi din tab teri yaad aaye
Jab samane uchhlti huyee ek BAANDARI nazar aaye.

[netrapalsingh]

ek baat aap sab lo man
is des me hue hai do mahan
ek malika or dusra gandhi
kyokee dono ne utare hai kapde...
gandhi ne desh ke leeye
malika deshwasiyo ke leeye
is liye dono ho gaye ek saman


netra...........

[shamshermalik]

Wah kya comparison hai Gandhi or Mallika ka...bahut khoob..lage raho.

[yudhvirmor]

Wah kya comparison hai Gandhi or Mallika ka...bahut khoob..lage raho.

Ek ne Desh ke liye kapde tayage thee, Dusri neh deshwasiyon ke liye tayag diye

[vrshokeen]

banane wale ne bhi kyan chiz banayi hein

Bandar ke khan par jake lipstick lagai hein

[vijay]

Uski yaad mein itne anshoo bahaaye ki baalti bhar gai
Woh kambhakht aisi nikli ki unse nahaa kar chali gai

[netrapalsingh]

wo sadak ke us par the, ham sadak ke is paar the
wo kuch kadam age bade, ham bhee kuch kadam age badhe
wo or kuch kadam age bade, ham bhee kuch or kadam age badhe
wo sada ke is paar the ham sadak ke us paar the

.................................................. ....

ek shayar nadi ke kinare kavita likhta hai par ek line yad hai dusri yad karne kee koshish kar rha hai

shayar: baithe hai nadi ke kinare kabhi to lahar ayege
baithe hai nadi ke kinare kabhi to lahar ayege
baithe hai nadi ke kinare kabhi to lahar ayege

ek kisan: teri kismat me likhe hai dakhe lahar kya...............


netra

[mothsara1st]

1.Bahot kuch luta diya diya tere payar main parne ke baad
Bahot kuch luta diya diya tere payar main parne ke baad
ek ek cheez kamre kee check karta hoon ab
ek tere aane se pahale ek tere jane ke baad




2.Tere payar main jalim kya kya na kiya
ek bhains bachee thee wo bhi bech dee.....


3.Dekhkar hairan hoon dekhkar uski ada
6 foot ke aadmi ko kahti hai gadha

[shamshermalik]

Bahut achha..lage raho


...

[fool4love]

mai ladaiyaan te dur ee rahya karu... gandasa chaal ja te or baat se
mai daru ne kaade haat na laanda... saanjh ho jaa... te or baat se
mane chori bhi na kade chedta ... dhabi ral jave..te or baat se
mane paas hona kade na seekhya.. nakal chaal jyaa te or baat se
mane shayari kade konya aaii... isi isi thread chaal pade..te or baat se

[mothsara1st]

.more......
aap mere khayalon main bas gaye hain kuch aise
.........aap mere khayalon main bas gaye hain kuch aise
Sarsam ke khet main ghus gaya ho ssand jaise.
.
.
.
.
yahan khuda hai wahan khuda hai
.......yahan khuda hai wahan khuda hai
jahan nahin khuda hai wahan kal khod denge

[sejwaldeepak]

Itne Kamjor hue teri judai sei,
Itne Kamjor hue teri judai sei,
Ke ab to machhar bhi khinch le jata hai charpaai sei.:D

[mothsara1st]

Ha ha...... hum.. ang.rejo ke jamane ke shayar hain .....ham ne bhi kuch sher dun..dhe hain...ha ha ...
Arz kiya hai

No 1.
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
...
Attention No. 2
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.


No 3....ha ha
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.

[vrshokeen]

yaar kee yad mein hoove kooch is kadar patle dast
kee "pok" se diwar pe yaar kee tashweer ban gayi

just for fun

[poonam]

Door se dekha kuchh dikha nahin
Door se dekha kuchh dikha nahin
Paas jaake dekha kuchh tha hee nahin


Heh heh hehe....patthar mat maarna...:D :D :D