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September 30th, 2006, 06:45 PM
Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in
obvious situations :
1. At the movies,When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Oh don't you know? This is the new Sabji mandi!!
2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled
shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you
try again :)
3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together:When some distant aunt
meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you too haven't particularly shrunk
yourself!!
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a wife-beating, insensitive S.O.B.
...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu
tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was
sleeping? :0
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey did you get a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will be real fun.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in
your office asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle.....it was a piece of
chalk and now it's in flames!?!!
obvious situations :
1. At the movies,When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Oh don't you know? This is the new Sabji mandi!!
2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled
shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you
try again :)
3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together:When some distant aunt
meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you too haven't particularly shrunk
yourself!!
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a wife-beating, insensitive S.O.B.
...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu
tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was
sleeping? :0
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey did you get a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will be real fun.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in
your office asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle.....it was a piece of
chalk and now it's in flames!?!!