Hamari Apni Haryana Roadways

[amitboora]

Bhaiyo we all recognize the value, the charm and appeal our own Haryana Roadways has!! It’s one of the best bus services in the world. Everything related to it, be it the magnificent design, splendid color pattern, its friendly staff etc. deserve a generous appreciation!! Well don’t take it otherwise; I am not trying to create a vote bank for transport minister Randeep Surjewala!! We all must have traveled in Haryana Roadways at some point of time so we all are aware of these facts!!! Once you board the Haryanvi Flight n the fun begins!! N plenty of jokes on Jatland about these in flight adventures are a seal on my statement!!
To bhaiyo bhoomika baandh di hai, now here are some incidents that I have come across:


Bhai ek baar mai khada paachhli seat ke dhore jit conductor baitha tha. Ib ek chhori chadhi bus mey ar boli ke ji ticket de dyo!! Conductor lakhaya chhori kan ar fer pahlya ki tarya bol bala baith gya!! Chhori fer boli ke ji ticket de dyo ney!! Conducter toot key pada, bhidta e bolya “do ghante ho liye tanney,paisey deti konya ticket ke daanya ki de du”.

Ek baar mai baitha khali bus mey-itne mey ek chhori chadhi ar boli ji ki ya kab chaalegi!! Ib ye aapne conducter bera na kyu kai be bolan ka aalkas maan jya sey!! Daaki bolya ae konya!! Chhori fer thodi waar mey boli ki ji ya chaale konya key!! Ib ke chhut tya e bola ak-chhalan ki to bus pe e bujh le ar ek baat mai batau ya tanney ekli ney to le key jaaway na!!

Ek baar Rohtak bus stand par Punjab Roadways ka conducter khidki ke bichaaley khada hokey rooke den laagrya-landhar,landhar,landhar(Jalandhar)!! Aapni haryana roadways side mey khadi ar uka conducter Sardar ji kanya lakha key bolya-Rey Sardar Ji landhar e le key jaaga ak Jalandhar bhi pahuncha dega!!!

Ib bhai jo ye aapni mini roadways matlab ye thethan(Ganesh), jeep ar jugaad jo chaalay sey,cheez ye bhi ghane jor ki sey!! Inke driver bhi mere matte jit dekhey dhumma thaaye ja sey!! Bhiwani se Rohtak jo jeep chaaley sey unka slogan hai-
Dus Minute mey ke to Bhyani ar ke Chyani!!!

[rahultokas]

hahahahha,,, bohot badhiyaa saudaa bagaa diyaa bhai reh,,,,:D

paachle mihney mai chandigarh jaaou thaa haryaanaa roadways mai,,, ISBT pai tai baith liyaa mai bus mai,,, bus chaalii arr thodi haan paache udde by-paas tai pehlaam red light pai ek LADY chadd gi bus mai,, conductor usski kenyaa dekh kai nu bolla : Kitt jaannaa sai madam?? waa bolli ak by-paas pai uttar jaaoungi,, Conductor tai katti chooh mai aa kai bolla ak talle nai padd ley,, ,,, waa lady bolli ak mere paas BUS PAAS hai,, hahhaha,, wo conductor fer chhotey e bolla,, ak talle nai padd ley,, kissnay banaa diyaa tera DILLI - DILLI kaa paas,,:D

[VirenderNarwal]

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Dus Minute mey ke to Bhyani ar ke Chyani!!![/QUOTE]

ye thethan:D :D : ke driver ek miniute m sawag :confused: aur narak:eek: dikhe de...tu kit bhyani ar chyani ki baat kar raya se....?:D :D

ticket ke daanya ki de du.:D :D :D ... kati kasuta conductor.....nd...?

[mann123]

:D kateye nd REAL joke thee bhai :D :D :D

[anilkadian]

bhai rey BOORA, Challa paad diya mere yaar.:D
ah mere yaar, itne goodadpaad chutkalle kathhe baga diye:p ....ek-ek kar key chepta to hum ney bhi soudda paya rehta......;)
par bhai jee sa aagaya rey.
haans-haans chokhta dukhan laagya:D
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:D :D
hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi hi:p
khikhihkhihkhihkhihkhikhikhikhikhikhikhi:D
arrr bhai yo ley mahara TM...Kasuti KILLKII @ tere saare biganni saude pee
o ho...arr bhai woh bhiyani-chyahni to naas e paad gya.:eek:
chala baga gya rey

[arvindsinghrot]

Re boora ji saa aagaya...Mane to ghane dina baad kholi thi site ar tana te ghi sa ghaal rakhya sai......Bahut badiya collection se...or aan de 2-3 ise-ise to..
***********My Incident***************
Bhai jad main pada karta tha baat jadki se...main hostel te ghar aaraya tha..Pune pada karta tha...ar Pune dilli flight te aaya karta ar dilli te hisar bus main....Us din main vaapis jaoon tha....Ek to utha e late tha ur doosra bus thodi slow thi......Mane tension thi mere flight ki ke kade likad ja ar ticket waste ho jaya....Mane conducotr te boojya...Uncle ye kitne baje delhi pahoonche gi....
Vo choota e bolya----garhi (Watch) tere dore se...Bus chaalan lag re se...jad adde pa poonche to dekh liye kitni baar main pahoonchi se....
Mai chupi kheench gaya...par der hon laagre thi....thodi baar paache main pher bolya....ijjat ke saath....Uncle thodi se speed keench lo mane der hori sai...Par mera bata vo to ghana e pareshan tha...pher choota e khidki te haath barne kaadke bolya...
Gani tol hore sai to ye bijli ke taar pakad le minute mai e dilli pahoonch jaa..ga....

Jaya da funny to nahi hain par aise experience bahut hote hai Haryana Roadways main.........

Bhaiyo we all recognize the value, the charm and appeal our own Haryana Roadways has!! It’s one of the best bus services in the world. Everything related to it, be it the magnificent design, splendid color pattern, its friendly staff etc. deserve a generous appreciation!! Well don’t take it otherwise; I am not trying to create a vote bank for transport minister Randeep Surjewala!! We all must have traveled in Haryana Roadways at some point of time so we all are aware of these facts!!! Once you board the Haryanvi Flight n the fun begins!! N plenty of jokes on Jatland about these in flight adventures are a seal on my statement!!
To bhaiyo bhoomika baandh di hai, now here are some incidents that I have come across:


Bhai ek baar mai khada paachhli seat ke dhore jit conductor baitha tha. Ib ek chhori chadhi bus mey ar boli ke ji ticket de dyo!! Conductor lakhaya chhori kan ar fer pahlya ki tarya bol bala baith gya!! Chhori fer boli ke ji ticket de dyo ney!! Conducter toot key pada, bhidta e bolya “do ghante ho liye tanney,paisey deti konya ticket ke daanya ki de du”.

Ek baar mai baitha khali bus mey-itne mey ek chhori chadhi ar boli ji ki ya kab chaalegi!! Ib ye aapne conducter bera na kyu kai be bolan ka aalkas maan jya sey!! Daaki bolya ae konya!! Chhori fer thodi waar mey boli ki ji ya chaale konya key!! Ib ke chhut tya e bola ak-chhalan ki to bus pe e bujh le ar ek baat mai batau ya tanney ekli ney to le key jaaway na!!

Ek baar Rohtak bus stand par Punjab Roadways ka conducter khidki ke bichaaley khada hokey rooke den laagrya-landhar,landhar,landhar(Jalandhar)!! Aapni haryana roadways side mey khadi ar uka conducter Sardar ji kanya lakha key bolya-Rey Sardar Ji landhar e le key jaaga ak Jalandhar bhi pahuncha dega!!!

Ib bhai jo ye aapni mini roadways matlab ye thethan(Ganesh), jeep ar jugaad jo chaalay sey,cheez ye bhi ghane jor ki sey!! Inke driver bhi mere matte jit dekhey dhumma thaaye ja sey!! Bhiwani se Rohtak jo jeep chaaley sey unka slogan hai-
Dus Minute mey ke to Bhyani ar ke Chyani!!!

[amitboora]

Rey bhai ya kis ney kah di ak yo funny konya,tadke tadak tanay mere yaar bhakkad paad diya kati ye do incident typewriter mey tey kaadh key!! Ar ek baat aur bata du ghane jor ki-jey tu teesri bey aur boojh leta ni conducter pey to wo tannay nichey utar aapne aap bijli ke taar key chep deta!!

[dahiyasaab]

Bhai jab sab Haryana Roadways ki taareef kar rahe se teh hum kyu ghat galaan, toh bhai baat nu se mein najafgarh teh narela DTC mein aan laag raha tha, teh ek chore ne ticket teh li par kanjusi karga mera beta 10 ki jagah 7 ki ticket legya teen bachagya meethe goliya khaater :), usne k bera tha k ya ticket teh mundke teh pehla e khatm ho legi, teh bhai aagey takragey mama, eb bhai chora tha issa ye saatmi-aathmi mei padhan aala delhi dusri baar e aaya tha, apni maa ki teh poori ticket li per daaki apni mei maar gya, jab mama kit chodhe the 100 ki parchi kate bina, sawariya ne bhateri kahi balak se hogi galti par na maane teh bhai hogaya saang pooora !!! pher bas chale paache ek budhi tai boli, choka DTC thi je HARYANA ROADWAYS hoti ne....... tai ki baat kaat ke paache te apna molad bola... je HARYANA ROADWAYS hoti teh chorey killa ye NAAM likhya leeti !!!!!!!!!!!
Aer bhai paache bus mei Kilki pe Kilki @ Killa ye namm likha letti

[dndeswal]

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अब एक किस्सा पंजाब रोडवेज का सुनो (वैसे यह खुशवंत सिंह ने लिखा है - इंगलिश में)। इसको हिन्दी में लिख रहा हूं - कोई भाई इसको 'Non-Jat joke' बताकर बवाल मत मचा देना ।

मान लो कि खालिस्तान बन गया । "खालिस्तान रोडवेज" की बस चली - पटियाला से अमृतसर । एक निहंग बाबा था उसका कंडक्टर । रास्ते में तीन सवारी चढी । पहला सिख था, बोला - "बाबा मैनूं अमृतसर दी टिकट चाहीदी-ए" । निहंग कंडक्टर गुस्से से बोला - ओए तू तो सिख है - इज्जत तों बोलणा सिख - 'श्री अमृतसर जी साहेब' बोलणा चाहीदा-ए । बाबा ने उसको अमृतसर की टिकट दे दी ।

दूसरा मुसाफिर था एक बनिया जिसे लुधियाना जाना था, डर कर बोला - "बाबा, मैनूं श्री लुधियानजी साहिब दी टिकट दे दो ।" निहंग कंडक्टर फिर गुस्से में बोला - "चुप बे, सिर्फ लुधियाना बोल" । उसको लुधियाना की टिकट दे दी ।

तीसरा मुसाफिर था एक पंजाब का जाट, वो बोला - बाबा, मेरे पिंड (गांव) विच कोई बस नहीं जांदी - मैन्नूं "श्री अमृतसर जी साहिब" दी टिकट दे दो - उससे आगे तो मेरे को अपने पिंड पैदल जाना होवेगा ।

निहंग कंडक्टर फिर गुस्से में बोला - "ओए, तेरे पिंड विच बस नहीं जांदी तो टिकट क्यूं मांग रहा है? - बैठा रह चुपचाप - कोई टिकट-सिकट नहीं" !!:) :)
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[yudhvirmor]

[quote=dndeswal;121050].
अब एक किस्सा पंजाब रोडवेज का सुनो (वैसे यह खुशवंत सिंह ने लिखा है -

Bhai ek baar main, Rohtak se Gohana jaan laag raha thaa

Kafi beed thee bus main

Conductor nain mere pahan pe pahan Rakh Diya

Main bola, Dekheye rai Pahan kat diya.

Kasai chutataya bola, Aur kee adda Plot katenge, Pahan Katen gee.

Meri toh bhai aur kuch kahan ki himat naa hoi:D :D