Gaddi Ki Light Ar Tau

[swati]

Ek Bar Ek Sheher Ki Chori Apni Gaddi Mein Baith Ke Dilli Tei Shamli Jaari Thi........................

Sahmi Tei Tau Buggi Le Ke Aa Ra Tha

Ar To Ji Chori Jaari Thi Speed Tei Unne Apni Car Ki Headlight 2 Baar Jala Bujha Ke Indication Diya Ak Bachlo Main Aari:d

Par Ji Tau Ne Dekhya Konya Bhagau Gaya Jhote Ko .........deh Saantideh Saanti..

Ar Cori Ke Aage Tei Modan Laga Buggi

Chori Ku Cho Uth Gya Unne Dekha Uk Tau To Bhagga Awe Rukta Kona

Chori Ne Ghanii Jor Tei Break Maari Ar Kaha "baba Maine Aapko Indication Bhi Diya Tha Fir Bhi Aap Bhage Chale Aa Rahe Ho Mere Aage Se"

Tau Bolya- " Lalli Kya Diya Tei"

Chori Bolli-"maine Apni Car Ki Light 2 Bar Jalayi Bujhayi Aapko Ye Bataane Ke Liye Ki Main Speed Se Ja Rahi Hoon Rukungi Nahi"

Tau Bolya- " Ath-thara Bhala Hoja Lalli Mai To Nu Sochi Uk Teri Gaddi Ki Light Kharab Hori":d :d :d :d

[naveenprakash]

chori sharif thi.mere jisa chora hota tei tau ke buggi ke maha car gaddei.pher dekhu aei tau ke bolta.aar jai mein bach jaa eei chot lagan tei tei car mein tei utar ke char guddi mein dharu eii taki tau ke sare antena thik hoja aae.

mere saath bhi ek baar aisa hii hua tha:
eek baar mein aur mere daddy gaam tei aava thee motorcycle pei delhi(najafgarh:where we live) to jaise hi main jhajjar sei najafgarh road per chada there was a tractor in front of me going with speed.and there was a approach road a 200mts away from us.too bhai mere daddy nei preassume kar liya aak tractor aala speed per sai aar ek dum tei modega uus approach road ke mod pei,too mere tei bole aak naveen iss tractor ke pacche reh,mandi kar lei yoo tractor aala anadi sei per mein 80 kmph ki speed pei, mein bola eek kuch naa hoon,bhai meine tei uske barabar mein jaan dei ,mate nei jhat de tractor mod diya,muskala tei bacche.main uss tractor aale nei bola aak na koi horn,naa koi indication ,haath to diya hota.yaa baat sun kei tractor aala bolya "kuon teine kyona dikhe tha,aandha hoon rya sei".yaan sunte eei mere utha choo,uter kei motorcycle per tei aar chapat gya,4 gaade
uske dono gaala per,jab jaa ke maani apni galti.
per uss din ke baad chaye motorcycle hoon yaa car inn truck,tractor,buggi aala tei baach kei chaala karu.

[cooljat]

chorri Swati tu to bas nu apna rozana naam hi badalti rhiya kar :D
btw nd joke!

Rock on
Jit

[netrapalsingh]

Ek Bar Ek Sheher Ki Chori Apni Gaddi Mein Baith Ke Dilli Tei Shamli Jaari Thi........................

Sahmi Tei Tau Buggi Le Ke Aa Ra Tha

Ar To Ji Chori Jaari Thi Speed Tei Unne Apni Car Ki Headlight 2 Baar Jala Bujha Ke Indication Diya Ak Bachlo Main Aari:d

Par Ji Tau Ne Dekhya Konya Bhagau Gaya Jhote Ko .........deh Saantideh Saanti..

Ar Cori Ke Aage Tei Modan Laga Buggi

Chori Ku Cho Uth Gya Unne Dekha Uk Tau To Bhagga Awe Rukta Kona

Chori Ne Ghanii Jor Tei Break Maari Ar Kaha "baba Maine Aapko Indication Bhi Diya Tha Fir Bhi Aap Bhage Chale Aa Rahe Ho Mere Aage Se"

Tau Bolya- " Lalli Kya Diya Tei"

Chori Bolli-"maine Apni Car Ki Light 2 Bar Jalayi Bujhayi Aapko Ye Bataane Ke Liye Ki Main Speed Se Ja Rahi Hoon Rukungi Nahi"

Tau Bolya- " Ath-thara Bhala Hoja Lalli Mai To Nu Sochi Uk Teri Gaddi Ki Light Kharab Hori":d :d :d :d

swati jee tau ne pahale to jhote ke santa baja diya er fer uske aar pel dee
wo thamta kukar...................yo us car ali lali ke pata tha?
nice jokes...

netra.........

[swati]

chorri Swati tu to bas nu apna rozana naam hi badalti rhiya kar :D
btw nd joke!

Rock on
Jit


der sawer hi sahi ek chiz ki to taarif ki aapne:rolleyes:

[swati]

chori sharif thi.mere jisa chora hota tei tau ke buggi ke maha car gaddei.pher dekhu aei tau ke bolta.aar jai mein bach jaa eei chot lagan tei tei car mein tei utar ke char guddi mein dharu eii taki tau ke sare antena thik hoja aae.

mere saath bhi ek baar aisa hii hua tha:
eek baar mein aur mere daddy gaam tei aava thee motorcycle pei delhi(najafgarh:where we live) to jaise hi main jhajjar sei najafgarh road per chada there was a tractor in front of me going with speed.and there was a approach road a 200mts away from us.too bhai mere daddy nei preassume kar liya aak tractor aala speed per sai aar ek dum tei modega uus approach road ke mod pei,too mere tei bole aak naveen iss tractor ke pacche reh,mandi kar lei yoo tractor aala anadi sei per mein 80 kmph ki speed pei, mein bola eek kuch naa hoon,bhai meine tei uske barabar mein jaan dei ,mate nei jhat de tractor mod diya,muskala tei bacche.main uss tractor aale nei bola aak na koi horn,naa koi indication ,haath to diya hota.yaa baat sun kei tractor aala bolya "kuon teine kyona dikhe tha,aandha hoon rya sei".yaan sunte eei mere utha choo,uter kei motorcycle per tei aar chapat gya,4 gaade
uske dono gaala per,jab jaa ke maani apni galti.
per uss din ke baad chaye motorcycle hoon yaa car inn truck,tractor,buggi aala tei baach kei chaala karu.



:D :D badhiya karaa ase logu ki gel to asaa hi hona chaha:D :D

[ajaygaite]

Ya tarif thi kai??? :p;):D:p;);):p
der sawer hi sahi ek chiz ki to taarif ki aapne:rolleyes:

[swati]

Ya tarif thi kai??? :p;):D:p;);):p
haan ji hor jit ji tei key expect kar sakun mai :) :mad: