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sanjaykharb
August 23rd, 2002, 05:02 PM
These are few haryanwi dialogues...please add some more
1.Maar maar key tera moor (peacock) bana dunga
2.Hadey key dookey levey tha
3.Naas fodd dunga
4.Kyoon kilki marey sey
5.Dhede key beej
6.Jaadd na bheecjey
7.Kooain mein padd...aur jheerey mein ley lekhad
8.Ghana ND sey
9. Ghana DC na paakey
10.Teri hindi kar dunga
11.Isa joot maar dunga...sapney nahi aweingey kadey
12.Gandey dhede
13. Haga-ay bargee annkhya aala
14.Isa maar dunga ..kaandh key chip jya ga...khurach key tarna padayga..
15.Hadey key tindey miley they
16.Kyoon ghaney cheychher khindhawey sey
17.Deedey khad lunga
18.kadd laal kar dunga
19.teri key aankh phoot ree thee
20.Tolla mar key ..sir padd dunga
21.teri kheel see uda dunga
22.Tyre taley aaye begair maney koni key
23.Deemag na beloowe
24.Isa charchara dey dunga...kai din tak noon (salt) konya mangey-ga.
25. Hoo rey______ falaney key
26.Haan bhai..sab raaji khusee
27. Or bhai ..key kama rya sey
28. Annkhyan mein panjey dey key soo jya
29. Kyoon..... ghana angrej sey
30. Mateera sa phodd dunga
31. Kalla teet
32. Gooooga
33. Rey michi michi annkhyan aale
34.Goola lathi kar dunga
35.Jailee peeroo dunga
36. Parey ney dig ley
37. Mada sa nuuney hollay
38. Bawli peerad
39. Kyoon ....tu ghani Bimla sey
40.Khaa ga key?
41. Soon mhari gaan ke, baldaan kee..etc
42. Tera meter khainch dunga
43. rooti phook ley
44. Tisaya marey sey key?
45.Ghana shanshah sey
46 Ghoolega key


Rest in next
Keep on adding.......

bonjat
August 24th, 2002, 02:06 AM
Bhai Sanjay, Maja aa gaya. Has has ke pet kati patten ne ho gaya. Aan de bhai isse isse aur.

add
August 24th, 2002, 02:40 AM
->ma e dekhe ne yo kalu mane pidhe pe naa baithan deta....
->oh oh aayiye mere katru..kalu kyon dukhi karya he chore ne....
->ma yo chora kam na he..tokni ma te gihun bech ke buraf kha rahaya he....
->acha!..chokha tane bata diya..manne ke bera tha yo kaal ka ringat bech bhi jaane he..datja tu.. tanne te me khawaongi buraf..mere bhatij

add
August 24th, 2002, 03:07 AM
Bush: Re o Saddam..ghani mucha ki aakar me mana aa..nahi te gindo hi bana ke white house ke gher me pithoo ha khel dyun gaa..
Saddam: Bhai Bush kyon gaam ne tamasa dikha rahaya he..maanliya tun topi aala badda jamindar he par nyun na bhuliye tere tel ka dhana mhari nehar te katt ke aawe he..ur gaam ne pahalyan e bera he mhari chopar me jeli,gandasan ke baare me..te bhai me te nyun e kahun ga tu apne baalkan ka suthre dhaal byah kar hum apnyan ka..acha chalun hun clinton bhaisahab ne ram ram diye ur balkan ne meri taraf te puchkar diye..

rathee
August 26th, 2002, 12:56 PM
Le bhai mere dialogue sambhaal :

1. maar maar ke jhaam taar lyunga
2. rail ke dhuttu, soori ke thann (meri badi mausi ki favourite gaali)
3. daakot-shahgosh (meri dadi ki favourite gaali)
4. khaa ga ke ??!!
5. shanak matt na bagawe
6. thook ke pakode matt na taare
7. jhaag matt na bilowe
8. gheti ghot dyunga
9. o bateu
10. o phupha
11. meri saasu ke
12. ghane deede matt na kaadhe
13. nyun ke ghature se ??!!
14. manne ke tera laadu khos liya
15. manne ke teri jhoti khol li
16. kyun mere kain aa rhi se
17. kyun tu ghana cheekna se
18. manne ke tere dalle maar diye
19. khaa janga !!

Generally used by gaam ki lugaais :

20. meri bhabhi
21. bhairoi
22. manaskhane
23. beejmitne
24. khapparbharne

abhi itne hi aur fir post karunga, saare te sanjay ne-eh post kar diye regular usage aale...!!

nareshsindhu
August 27th, 2002, 12:58 AM
Wa bhai sanjay .... swaad aagyaa...

1.Ohe laandaa teen ka.
2.gumde se muh aale
3. ke sevde se didde kadhya se
4.paatte tagne aali
5. godde toot ge re !!

sanjaykharb
January 6th, 2005, 11:31 AM
Contribution to this thread from new members will be appreciated !

uday
January 6th, 2005, 01:10 PM
Nice collection, Aur aan do ..

Cheers !!

kulwant
January 6th, 2005, 05:26 PM
Good one Kharab Bhai keep it up :)

amar0974
January 8th, 2005, 03:47 PM
Haad ke Mod dekha sa
Suno suno ma Dhou ga :) :)

navingulia
January 8th, 2005, 08:39 PM
1. kyun maarni mehs ki dhaal lakhaawai sai
2. ghulaiga ke?

sphougat
January 9th, 2005, 12:46 AM
1. Maar Denge, Kaat Denge.

2. Hum Maarte Kum Hain, Ghasit te Jyaga Hain.

3. Tu Bujati Hande Gi, Chaudhary Sahib

Aaj Raat Ka Program Kidhar Hai.

Mai Aage Aage Hunga, Tu Paache Paache Hogi.

Tere Ek Haath Mai Dudh Ko lota Hoga

Dusre Mai Takiya, Kaakh Mai Bed Sheet Hogi.

Chaudhary Sahib..........................



hahahahahah

sphougat
January 9th, 2005, 03:31 AM
1. Saale Ke Goda Marunga.

2. Saale ke Koni Marunga.

3. Chambad Paad Denge Bhai.

4. Chamka Denge.

5. Hoke Main Deekde Tod Denge.

6. Nu Bolya, Rah Tu Mane Kati E Bawali Buch La Raha Hai.
Blah Bhai, Kati To Nahi, Par Thoda Bhot To Bahwli Buch Tane La Hi Raha Sun.

vickypanwar
January 9th, 2005, 08:54 AM
ji sa aa gya !
gaam ki yaad aagi bhai padh kai..

kuch aor haryanavi muhavare -
1. gam na basya, pehlyan mangte firge.
2. na billi dekhai, na kutta bhonsai.
3. tu ke baan baith rhi sai?
4. tu ghana bateu aa rya sai?
5. (bus mein conductor) kit ja ga pehlewan?
6. Tun khoob rang le rhya hai bhai.

devdahiya
January 9th, 2005, 09:09 AM
Kuchch Aur Lyo Bhai.


1] Tne Loh Dyunga

2] Tera Sussara Chammasse Ka Choth.

3] Aare Oooooooo Apnnee Bahan Ke Bhai

4] Dekh Kyukkar Chor-bhor Ho Rhya Se

5] Terra Pattassa Sa Phodd Dyunga

6] Waa Bhee Aajyagee Khoodd Mein Sahaj-sahaj

7] Yaa Te Chaudee Paddee Dikhhe Thee Bhai

8] Aankh Seink Buttann

9] Nyuun Naa Se Bhai

10] Tere Kaunch Mein Ghoossa Maar Dyunga


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sphougat
January 9th, 2005, 04:45 PM
Khinda Denge.

Mate Denge,

Ragad Denge.

Shir Main Tared Paad Denge.

sanjaykharb
January 10th, 2005, 06:30 AM
Wonderful….you guys are greaatttttttttttttttttt!

“UTTER” these dialogues loud to enjoy them
I am having time of my life. :D

devdahiya
January 30th, 2005, 07:58 AM
Kammal Composition

satyeshwar
September 26th, 2006, 06:13 AM
let's continue this... Kamaal ke the! :P

dabasamit
September 26th, 2006, 04:40 PM
:D :D Aur aann do bhai rai...issa lagai sai janu tai gaam main baithya soon...:eek: :eek: :eek:

Kati e lath gaad rakhye sain...:D :D :D

dndeswal
September 26th, 2006, 05:16 PM
Some popular sayings by warrior Jats :

- फोड़ दो दुश्मन का भोभरा/ लट्ठा दो/ ठुकाई कर दो
- काट बगावांगे - सान्नी बणा द्यांगे
- इसने घड़ दो / छेत दो / छिताई कर दो / सौड़ सी भर दो
- मारो इसकै लीत्तर/ खोंसड़े
- घणा आंडी पाक रहया सै - ठा कै पटक द्यांगे !
- मारो दो-चार गुरमुंडे/ धुस्सा दो/ भुस भर दो
- लात-गोड्यां तैं छिड़ दो
- दो-चार सोटे जड़ दो इसकै
- ले लो रै - काटो रोग (in mob)

और जाटनियां भी कुछ ऐसी ही भाषा इस्तेमाल करती हैं । कुछ आगे add करना जरा ।
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deepakchoudhry
September 26th, 2006, 06:22 PM
I remember this from childhood :D

Sanakali Bhed.

Chorra Riffphal rehya sey.

skarmveer
September 26th, 2006, 06:28 PM
Aarti aali koni anway eeb.
marley paraney.
keu galey ghalraya say.
Marega haaday.
Bawali Tareed.
Jamaay dukhi ker diya.
Karda kam sey.
Koni marey yo.
Yo kit jaa tha.

mothsara1st
September 27th, 2006, 10:11 AM
Ya jatLand sai ke ya to kasutee sai bhai
yo kat diya rog
teri lamnnee se kar dunga
marunga hoodai hood(ai) chalega khoodai khood
kyon tere ke matindi aa ree sai
kis dhall byavann nai ho rya sai
beetee sa

arundeswal
September 27th, 2006, 11:34 AM
Iss dialogue mein thode bhot naye aksar hain:

- tera kochar kaad dyoonga
- humbay, kochar kaadhega soosra kainchla

- dang nahi bhar dega re meri khed
- na te ke??

- na te rhepta hissa maroonga.

vrshokeen
September 27th, 2006, 12:37 PM
Bhai KHARDDU HOGYA
Chale Pard diye
saang khinda diya
ghee sa ghal diya
ek e mein thanku kee awaj awegi
tere jhend pe paan rakh doonga (UP se)
ek e mein bhobra phoot jagya lal pani awega
agey ne mar le
maraa padya se
jee ka bhora nahi
meri sasoo ke
chamole chodde se
dharti ka bojh
phan te phan marta hande se

vvsangwan
September 28th, 2006, 06:01 AM
ek do meri taraf se bhi


* O mama hatiye aage te
* bawlibuch hai ke
* Tu toh mere yaar kati-e dangar hai:D

dahiyasaab
September 28th, 2006, 12:13 PM
Meri sasu ke k itne paad dunga ginti mein nahi aawengey !!!
yhadeh lasha k dhuu la dunga, pacha roun aala nahi chodunga !!!
O Baaandran k tode ooode ainteenay, ek odd ne holey !!!
Yhadeh k tu apni chori khasam karwan aa rahya tha ???
Ek ae thaapad mein paiyaa reet bhar awega !!!
Jhakoi ka sir isha hain janu bhatinda rail khadi ho !!!
ghani aaen-ten karne ki jarut na se, na eb ae ger k smaar dunga !!!
teri chori k teri k, totte k pachey lath le k oodh re se !!!
ghana hangaa ho rhya se k ?, ek ae lath mein bhyia bol ja ga !!!

bhai loga time mila teh ishe-ishe teh kai baaga jyanga, unh bhi uljhate ae rhya kare hum teh bhai !!!

vikaskajal
September 28th, 2006, 08:27 PM
Common dialouges in college time:
1.(when you say Raam-raam to group of village elders)-
"Bhai yo chorra jaroor kuch banega,Shaabas beta"
2.(when you dont say Raam-raam and try to avoid)
"yo kuch na karta ,saare din aadey haande ja hai"

3.Dehi tod dunga
4.Chaam tar dunga
5.Bakkal maang lunga
6.Aadmi hai ke daangar

amitsangwan003
September 28th, 2006, 10:24 PM
kharab sir mast mast dialouges hai saare kasute to hai matlab kise ki hindi karni ho to aap aali dictionary ek baar pad do chaar point maar do aagla to bua sa muh le beth ja ga...........
great...........


raaam raam

vvsangwan
September 29th, 2006, 04:40 AM
* O Mama hatiye

* chaala paat gaya

* tu/ woh bhi nara asli hai bhai

swati
October 4th, 2006, 04:51 PM
:D good
main haiyana se nahi hoon par i like hariyanvi it's very funny sometimes
i know only one of these sayings "Bawli Punch":)

ravinderdahiya
October 5th, 2006, 02:23 PM
1. Ghar mein mussi mari padi saai, aarrrr bdaday(bus fair) bharay sonipat taahi k

2. Tu chaan pe ghee mannaya sukhaya kar.

seemaantil1
October 6th, 2006, 10:37 PM
sanjay ji yeh to jabardast collection thi, excelent one
lage raho
aaj to bahut hasaya sab ne
:p:p:p

spdeshwal
October 7th, 2006, 12:34 AM
Good efforts by all!
I would like to contribute some.

knyo chhaddam taar re so!

knyo dhantri paad re so!

saik de kaan pe ek or jad de kaan pe ek!kyon khud-dhaayya kar rya se!

knyo gaalna ne kaate phiro so, koi haraf kyno naa dekhte!

AAdmi se ke ghamchakar!

bhedd si mund dunga!

teri maathe aage ki phoot ri thee?

kyno mustta rya se!

aare kaddee bhigaad adde bhi aa pahuncha?

knyo girkaa ra se?

knyo terra jaan geda aa rya se/ naas jaa rya se!

sharam kaa te kati bharotta bhandhe haande se!

teri akall gaam jaari thee?

re kyokar raah bhool-gya?

bhedd se shir aala!

sharam te kat e bhech khai!

kyno naas karan pe uttar re so!

Dear members, please forgive me if some of those contributed by any of you are repeated here.


cheers!

darahooda
October 7th, 2006, 01:45 AM
bhaaioo ......jee saaa aagaya ..

thaam nee tha challaa paad rakha hai .


saawad aagaya ..

lage rahoo ...

JAT BALWAN JAI BHAGWAN:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

monikadahiya
October 7th, 2006, 10:17 PM
waah maja sa aa gya..:D :D

meri taraf te do teen

ghana maache manna
ghana ND paak rya sai, dharti mein kho dyungi :D :D

jitendershooda
July 22nd, 2008, 02:55 PM
ghana ND paak rya sai, dharti mein kho dyungi :D :D

ha ha haha Monika ji challa paad diya ... issa kaam na kariyo dikhey ... ha ha

Ek aur kahya karein Gamman ki ...

Bhidya Dyongi .... :)
Khudka na kare .... :)

prashantacmet
July 22nd, 2008, 03:23 PM
lo bhai 3-4 aur
- kanapatte pe lagtu hi saar daak maarega:thappad
- kyoun kheezzi si kaahad rya hai:D
- susre ki kokh bhar doowa:boxing
- pare ku mar le, na to gobhi si pattor doowa eibhi;)

raka
July 22nd, 2008, 03:35 PM
susrey k itna pittal bhar deunga , isne bech k paise aalla ho ja ga......
baan baithha deunga.....
baithha deunga aade paddan ne.........
susrey ki photu si taar deunga.......
shikari shikaar kar gaye , fudhu ghosse thhai khade s......
ek maar diya ne to taar aale bandhar jeu nachega........
ek maar diya ne to neu kudega janu to D pa referee kudhe s.......
sir me ruung koni , roddya pa kalla kare s......
dekh kutti gulgule kha s.........
gadhi gyaarish kare s..........

sanjaykharb
July 23rd, 2008, 11:49 AM
Isa rapta maar dunga, dono kaan ek passay ho jaa gye......chasma nahi paer pauga!

dahiyasaab
August 5th, 2008, 03:10 PM
Padeygi teh padjaa aur k taney jahaj mein taar k aaunga ?
Meri k punjhad paadega ?
thappad ka jee nahi le rahya aer ghushyaa k pharam bherta hande sey
isha maarunga kaaanna ki bheee-bheee bandh nahi hovagi....
mhaari k tudi bheejay se.....

:p

ysjabp
August 5th, 2008, 05:21 PM
SOHARE KE GODDE JHHANG DUNGA
ARRE KE DHUNGE SE MATKATI CHAAL RE
THAARI KE KHAAT TALE AAG BAAL DI
DEKH SOHARE KE NE MUNH GOSSA SA KAR RAKKHA SE
BITODE RAHAN DE
ITNA MARUNGA SOHARE KE TATTIYE SE CHIPAT JANGE
TERA THOBDA KYUN SOOJ RA
BALAD KE PHUFFA
TIKKAD PAD LIYE
GHANA KHADAKHUWAR HORA KE
ARRR TERE KE BER SE BIKHAR GIYE
BHAINS KII PUNCHH
KHAGGAD


jo koi repeat hogi ho to ghane bigadiyo mat. ( Galati Maanf)

praveenkumar
August 13th, 2008, 05:53 PM
Arre tu gandase ke dhala lafusede kyu phaken lag ra se

vivekdh
August 13th, 2008, 06:38 PM
lo bhai 3-4 aur
- kanapatte pe lagtu hi saar daak maarega:thappad
- kyoun kheezzi si kaahad rya hai:D
- susre ki kokh bhar doowa:boxing
- pare ku mar le, na to gobhi si pattor doowa eibhi;)


bhai ye lal sabon ki vajaha se inme te UP waali khusbu aave hain haryanvi naa rahe ye tere dialog:D

prashantacmet
August 14th, 2008, 11:15 AM
bhai ye lal sabon ki vajaha se inme te UP waali khusbu aave hain haryanvi naa rahe ye tere dialog:D

aree bhai...patent kar raakhya ke thaamne Haryanvi dialogues ka...royalty denni padeggi eibb.;)....
dear, i agree that dialect of western UP is a bit different...but most of the phrases/words are same....... ppl from UP itself address us as haryanvi....:p..(main lucknow main raha bhai 3 saal...majhe sab haryana ka kaha karte...)....ppl from other regions cann't easily distinguish between barautti :pand haryanvi........

rohtasmalik
August 14th, 2008, 12:31 PM
Thode aur....

Tere ke goddyaan mein gaajar baith rhi hai?
Hodey tu tinde le thaa?
Teri khaal masaalla maang rhi hai...
Tanne bi yaar...gaaddi ke kaatdaa baandh diya....
Ladey baraabar rovey baidhh...
Laandey ne khuda so kos te takar je...
Bowli Boochhh...
Ghaney swaad na chaabey......
Kyun jhaag de rya hai...

aur sab se jyada common dialogue....

AEIYYYYY REEEEEEEEEEEE TAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEE..........

brahmtewatia
August 14th, 2008, 12:37 PM
aree bhai...patent kar raakhya ke thaamne Haryanvi dialogues ka...royalty denni padeggi eibb.;)....
dear, i agree that dialect of western UP is a bit different...but most of the phrases/words are same....... ppl from UP itself address us as haryanvi....:p..(main lucknow main raha bhai 3 saal...majhe sab haryana ka kaha karte...)....ppl from other regions cann't easily distinguish between barautti :pand haryanvi........

barautti :pand haryanvi ... shud be "paarwe" :p:D and "haryanvi"
...
majhe = used by paarwa's /// mannae = used by haryanvi molads /// mujhe = used by delhi dare-devils /// xx???xx = used by rajasthani baangdoos :D
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.
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NO offense to all those intellects tht cum frm other side of yamuna :D... pls take it in lighter mood :)

nisharathee
August 14th, 2008, 12:43 PM
Thode aur....

Tere ke goddyaan mein gaajar baith rhi hai?
Hodey tu tinde le thaa?
Teri khaal masaalla maang rhi hai...
Tanne bi yaar...gaaddi ke kaatdaa baandh diya....
Ladey baraabar rovey baidhh...
Laandey ne khuda so kos te takar je...
Bowli Boochhh...
Ghaney swaad na chaabey......
Kyun jhaag de rya hai...

aur sab se jyada common dialogue....

AEIYYYYY REEEEEEEEEEEE TAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEE..........


hehehe ek dum mast hain yeh toh...

jitendershooda
August 14th, 2008, 01:55 PM
Thada mare ...rovan de na ...
Khat Khos le ....Sovan de na ...


* Thada - Mighty
* Khos - snatch :)

jitendershooda
August 14th, 2008, 01:58 PM
aree bhai...patent kar raakhya ke thaamne Haryanvi dialogues ka...royalty denni padeggi eibb.;)....
dear, i agree that dialect of western UP is a bit different...but most of the phrases/words are same....... ppl from UP itself address us as haryanvi....:p..(main lucknow main raha bhai 3 saal...majhe sab haryana ka kaha karte...)....ppl from other regions cann't easily distinguish between barautti :pand haryanvi........

Na bhai Prashant dikhey yo Vivek maskhari kare tha teri gail. Harek natural dialect aacha lagya kare .... ek alag sa swad ho se ... ek haryane ke bhai ne jukar ...Sohre (Suhre ) .... likh rakhya se ... jee sa aagya padh ke ... Ek be ek panipat ken ka milgya ... nue bolya ... Thimhatar (tamatar) ... ha ha ghana ras ho se in mein bhi ....

Tun jammas na khaya kar ... aur aan de ...

dkumars
August 14th, 2008, 02:46 PM
Kuch aur manne bhi sune hai gaaon mein ... kuch gaali type bhi hai par gandi utni nahi hai jitni funny hai

1. Nichla tick ja ne Gharge

2. Bhai roi

3. Khappar Bharni

4. Messya mein kaatada

5. Mindakk toh bole ye bole mindki bhi bolli

6. Kyu tere ke Gholiya ho rehya hai


:p;):D

malikraj007
August 14th, 2008, 04:04 PM
:D:D

1. arey o totey k basan ek aur pada reh.

2. hansi me fasi hoja gi man ja tu.

3. tere k daale..(branches) adey hain...!

4. tu be rahga vahi uthn ka uthn (camel)

5. tany issa bhaan dunga tere sare bal leekad jaangey...!


:p:p

sannand
August 15th, 2008, 04:14 AM
1. Aare O kaale bhoond, kaale bhasand
2. mra bta jama paalish ka ped sai
3. aare O loh ke than
4. Nakkan pe isa marunga nakchhiri aawegi
5. O Da, kitt jaa hai !
6. mre bate ka muh dekh jaanu te gossa paath rakhya sai
7. iska to jama tisai baandri sa muh ho rehya sai
8. sun re, nyu kar ibb, eddiyan ke tel la ar ripat le.
9. Hude ke jab tu tindsi len gaya tha
10. Naam bhaadar singh, ar dare tu kutte te/naam gulaab singh ar baans mare karondhe jisi
11. aare sunsuniya se, kitte o badd jya sai tu bhi
12. shikaar ke tem pe kut**a hagai
13. mra bata chamashe ka choth !
14. mra bta naache te nyu hai, janu iska fuffa kele lyaya ho
15. iske gola-laathi deke koon mein ger dyo
16. oho iski speed dekhiye, jama laanda la rehya sai