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swati
November 11th, 2006, 03:41 PM
AAJ DHER DINU PAACHE EK JOKE LIKH RI HOON JINHUNEIN SUN RAKHYA HO AT BAKAS DIYO
TO EK BAAR NU HUI JI........................
CHAUDHRY SAHAB KU CHAHGEY RAPEY(MONEY)
TO CH. NE APNEI GAAM KE LAALA TEI RAPEY UDHAR LE LIYE
6 MAHINU BAAD....
EK DIN LAALA JI APNI POTHI LEY KEY PAHUNCHGEY CH. SAHAB DHORE
CH. SAHAB KEY GHARU AARE THE PAHAMNEY(GUESTS):p
UNKE AAGE HI SHURU HO GYA LAALA ITNE ITNE RAPEY DIYE THEY BYAAJ
(INTEREST) TO TAM TIME PEY DE REY PAR MUL KAD DOGE?????
CH. SAHAB KU AAGYA CHO AR JI AATA BHI KYUN NA BEIZZATI KAR DI LAALA NEY PAHAMNU KE AAGEY:mad:
CH:- LAALA JI BAAR(SATURDAY)KI SAANJH KU APNE SAARE POTHI PATTAR LEY AAYIO MAIN EK JAAMIN BECHI IBHI AR BAAR KU UT THARE SAARE RAPEY DE DUNGA !
LAALA RAJJI HO KEY CHALA GAYA
BAAR KU FER AA LIYA
CH. SAHAB NEY EK DHOL BAJAANE WAALE KU BULAKEY USE 100 RAPEY DE KEY KAHI UK TU AAJ MHARE SAANJH KU AAJAIYE AR KHUB JOR KA DHOL BAJAIYE MHARE BAR AGGEY(GHAR KE SAMNEY):confused:
DHOL WALA: JI CH. SAHAB AA JAUNGA
AAYA LAALA :)
CH. SAHAB LAALA JI KU BHUS KE KHOTHE MEIN LEGE:confused:
AR KAMBAL GER KEI LAALA JI PEI DEY LATH! AR DEY LATH!:eek: :D
LAALA JI ROVE PAR KISI KU DHOL KE SHOR MAI KUCH NA SUNEY :rolleyes:
JIB LAALAJI KU LAGA UK KOI USE BACHAANE NI AAWE
TO LAAL JI CH. SAHAB KEY PAHUN MEIN LOT GEY
AR BOLEY “CHAUDHARY IB KEY MAAF KAR DO JI AAGEY TEI ASI GALTI NI HONE KI JI
CH. BOLA 1 SHARAT HAI AGAR MAANEGA JIBHI CHODUNGA TAJHE
LAALA BOLA JI KASI SHARAT
CH: 1- MAINE TERE PEI TEI JO RAPEY UDHAR LIYE THE WE SAARE TAJHE DE DIYE YE JITNE BHI KAAGAZ PATTAR LERA INMEIN IBHI AAG DEY
AR AGAR TEI YAHAN TEI JAA KEY KISI TEI KUCH KAHI AT TAJHE DEKH LUNGA
LAALA JI NEY MAAN LI SHART TO CH. NE USE CHOD DIYA
KUCH DINU BAAD GAAM MEIN DHOL BAJ RA THA
LAALA KA LADKA AAYA DAUDTA- DAUDTA LAALA DHORE
AAKE BOLA BAAPU AAJ TO GAAM MEIN DHOL BAJ RA
LAALA BOLA “ BETTE AAJ PHER CH. SAHAB KISI KA HISAAB KAR REY”
:D :D
devdahiya
November 11th, 2006, 03:50 PM
AAJ DHER DINU PAACHE EK JOKE LIKH RI HOON JINHUNEIN SUN RAKHYA HO AT BAKAS DIYO
TO EK BAAR NU HUI JI........................
CHAUDHRY SAHAB KU CHAHGEY RAPEY(MONEY)
TO CH. NE APNEI GAAM KE LAALA TEI RAPEY UDHAR LE LIYE
6 MAHINU BAAD....
EK DIN LAALA JI APNI POTHI LEY KEY PAHUNCHGEY CH. SAHAB DHORE
CH. SAHAB KEY GHARU AARE THE PAHAMNEY(GUESTS):p
UNKE AAGE HI SHURU HO GYA LAALA ITNE ITNE RAPEY DIYE THEY BYAAJ
(INTEREST) TO TAM TIME PEY DE REY PAR MUL KAD DOGE?????
CH. SAHAB KU AAGYA CHO AR JI AATA BHI KYUN NA BEIZZATI KAR DI LAALA NEY PAHAMNU KE AAGEY:mad:
CH:- LAALA JI BAAR(SATURDAY)KI SAANJH KU APNE SAARE POTHI PATTAR LEY AAYIO MAIN EK JAAMIN BECHI IBHI AR BAAR KU UT THARE SAARE RAPEY DE DUNGA !
LAALA RAJJI HO KEY CHALA GAYA
BAAR KU FER AA LIYA
CH. SAHAB NEY EK DHOL BAJAANE WAALE KU BULAKEY USE 100 RAPEY DE KEY KAHI UK TU AAJ MHARE SAANJH KU AAJAIYE AR KHUB JOR KA DHOL BAJAIYE MHARE BAR AGGEY(GHAR KE SAMNEY):confused:
DHOL WALA: JI CH. SAHAB AA JAUNGA
AAYA LAALA :)
CH. SAHAB LAALA JI KU BHUS KE KHOTHE MEIN LEGE:confused:
AR KAMBAL GER KEI LAALA JI PEI DEY LATH! AR DEY LATH!:eek: :D
LAALA JI ROVE PAR KISI KU DHOL KE SHOR MAI KUCH NA SUNEY :rolleyes:
JIB LAALAJI KU LAGA UK KOI USE BACHAANE NI AAWE
TO LAAL JI CH. SAHAB KEY PAHUN MEIN LOT GEY
AR BOLEY “CHAUDHARY IB KEY MAAF KAR DO JI AAGEY TEI ASI GALTI NI HONE KI JI
CH. BOLA 1 SHARAT HAI AGAR MAANEGA JIBHI CHODUNGA TAJHE
LAALA BOLA JI KASI SHARAT
CH: 1- MAINE TERE PEI TEI JO RAPEY UDHAR LIYE THE WE SAARE TAJHE DE DIYE YE JITNE BHI KAAGAZ PATTAR LERA INMEIN IBHI AAG DEY
AR AGAR TEI YAHAN TEI JAA KEY KISI TEI KUCH KAHI AT TAJHE DEKH LUNGA
LAALA JI NEY MAAN LI SHART TO CH. NE USE CHOD DIYA
KUCH DINU BAAD GAAM MEIN DHOL BAJ RA THA
LAALA KA LADKA AAYA DAUDTA- DAUDTA LAALA DHORE
AAKE BOLA BAAPU AAJ TO GAAM MEIN DHOL BAJ RA
LAALA BOLA “ BETTE AAJ PHER CH. SAHAB KISI KA HISAAB KAR REY”
:D :D
Priya bobo yo tei dherr aachha tha....Ke huwa je yo pehlyaan bi sun rakhya hota to bi kunssa frukk pdd jyatta.....!....AAJ PHER CH.SAHAB HISAAB KAR REY.........ha..ha..ha..ha...i liked the way it is written.
swati
November 11th, 2006, 04:01 PM
Priya bobo yo tei dherr aachha tha....Ke huwa je yo pehlyaan bi sun rakhya hota to bi kunssa frukk pdd jyatta.....!....AAJ PHER CH.SAHAB HISAAB KAR REY.........ha..ha..ha..ha...i liked the way it is written.
:) :) dhanyawaad dahiya ji
vijay
November 11th, 2006, 04:04 PM
hahahahhaahhhah...... nice one Priya.
ajayverma1973
November 11th, 2006, 04:08 PM
AAJ DHER DINU PAACHE EK JOKE LIKH RI HOON JINHUNEIN SUN RAKHYA HO AT BAKAS DIYO
TO EK BAAR NU HUI JI........................
CHAUDHRY SAHAB KU CHAHGEY RAPEY(MONEY)
TO CH. NE APNEI GAAM KE LAALA TEI RAPEY UDHAR LE LIYE
6 MAHINU BAAD....
EK DIN LAALA JI APNI POTHI LEY KEY PAHUNCHGEY CH. SAHAB DHORE
CH. SAHAB KEY GHARU AARE THE PAHAMNEY(GUESTS):p
UNKE AAGE HI SHURU HO GYA LAALA ITNE ITNE RAPEY DIYE THEY BYAAJ
(INTEREST) TO TAM TIME PEY DE REY PAR MUL KAD DOGE?????
CH. SAHAB KU AAGYA CHO AR JI AATA BHI KYUN NA BEIZZATI KAR DI LAALA NEY PAHAMNU KE AAGEY:mad:
CH:- LAALA JI BAAR(SATURDAY)KI SAANJH KU APNE SAARE POTHI PATTAR LEY AAYIO MAIN EK JAAMIN BECHI IBHI AR BAAR KU UT THARE SAARE RAPEY DE DUNGA !
LAALA RAJJI HO KEY CHALA GAYA
BAAR KU FER AA LIYA
CH. SAHAB NEY EK DHOL BAJAANE WAALE KU BULAKEY USE 100 RAPEY DE KEY KAHI UK TU AAJ MHARE SAANJH KU AAJAIYE AR KHUB JOR KA DHOL BAJAIYE MHARE BAR AGGEY(GHAR KE SAMNEY):confused:
DHOL WALA: JI CH. SAHAB AA JAUNGA
AAYA LAALA :)
CH. SAHAB LAALA JI KU BHUS KE KHOTHE MEIN LEGE:confused:
AR KAMBAL GER KEI LAALA JI PEI DEY LATH! AR DEY LATH!:eek: :D
LAALA JI ROVE PAR KISI KU DHOL KE SHOR MAI KUCH NA SUNEY :rolleyes:
JIB LAALAJI KU LAGA UK KOI USE BACHAANE NI AAWE
TO LAAL JI CH. SAHAB KEY PAHUN MEIN LOT GEY
AR BOLEY “CHAUDHARY IB KEY MAAF KAR DO JI AAGEY TEI ASI GALTI NI HONE KI JI
CH. BOLA 1 SHARAT HAI AGAR MAANEGA JIBHI CHODUNGA TAJHE
LAALA BOLA JI KASI SHARAT
CH: 1- MAINE TERE PEI TEI JO RAPEY UDHAR LIYE THE WE SAARE TAJHE DE DIYE YE JITNE BHI KAAGAZ PATTAR LERA INMEIN IBHI AAG DEY
AR AGAR TEI YAHAN TEI JAA KEY KISI TEI KUCH KAHI AT TAJHE DEKH LUNGA
LAALA JI NEY MAAN LI SHART TO CH. NE USE CHOD DIYA
KUCH DINU BAAD GAAM MEIN DHOL BAJ RA THA
LAALA KA LADKA AAYA DAUDTA- DAUDTA LAALA DHORE
AAKE BOLA BAAPU AAJ TO GAAM MEIN DHOL BAJ RA
LAALA BOLA “ BETTE AAJ PHER CH. SAHAB KISI KA HISAAB KAR REY”
:D :D
Very good joke priya, keep posting,
Cheers
skarmveer
November 11th, 2006, 04:12 PM
Priya ji bahut aachha hai or choudhery-eao key tey esay hi hisab hoya karey
hai.
Regards
vivek_kadyan
November 12th, 2006, 01:47 PM
good 1 priya,
singhyudhi
November 12th, 2006, 03:42 PM
nice 1.......
swati
November 13th, 2006, 10:43 AM
aap sabhi ka bahut bahut dhanyawad :)
divyakadyan
November 13th, 2006, 01:24 PM
Nice one...
ratheetheraist
November 13th, 2006, 11:14 PM
Nice one...
rahultokas
November 14th, 2006, 09:17 AM
Nice one...
desijat
November 14th, 2006, 09:21 AM
Nice one...
jitendershooda
November 14th, 2006, 09:59 AM
Ha ha ha Priya bahut badhiya ... this is the affect of our original tone ... marvellous ... writing aur bhi badhiya thi ... keep it up ...
Bikkase ... nu ke taar si bithaya karoo tum ...
DIKHE IN "Nice One..." ALLYAN KU BHI KUCH UDHAR RAE RI TERI ... PRIYA ...YE BHI KOE PURANA HISSAB KAR RE ...
desijat
November 14th, 2006, 10:04 AM
Ha ha ha Priya bahut badhiya ... this is the affect of our original tone ... marvellous ... writing aur bhi badhiya thi ... keep it up ...
Bikkase ... nu ke taar si bithaya karoo tum ...
DIKHE IN "Nice One..." ALLYAN KU BHI KUCH UDHAR RAE RI TERI ... PRIYA ...YE BHI KOE PURANA HISSAB KAR RE ...
Hahahaha
hooda sahab. yaa to hum effot bachave type karne ki, copy paste kar deve
baki ka khoon hum ladai khatar raakh le
swati
November 14th, 2006, 11:46 AM
Hahahaha
hooda sahab. yaa to hum effot bachave type karne ki, copy paste kar deve
baki ka khoon hum ladai khatar raakh le
ITNE CHOTE CHOTE REPLY DE KEY MERA JI NA DUKHA KARO TAM
swati
November 14th, 2006, 11:49 AM
YE NICE ONE KI BAADH SI KYUN LAGA DI KANJUSOON !!:mad:
sejwaldeepak
November 14th, 2006, 12:56 PM
Dheerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Badhiya tha ya tei swati :D
skarmveer
November 14th, 2006, 02:01 PM
Badhiya Likha hai, Bahut Sara Likha Hai aur sabsey badi baat hai desi hai hasney ka aachha Jugad hai. Lekin eak baat samajh mey nahi aaei
kee Sawati or Priya do naam keyo hai.
Good Joke Keep Posting.
Regards
YE NICE ONE KI BAADH SI KYUN LAGA DI KANJUSOON !!:mad:
VPannu
November 15th, 2006, 06:22 AM
:D :D :D :D :D hahahahahaha.....chaudhary to issa e hisaab kareinge;) theek kaattya rog kiraad ka:D eeb nahi maangega kadde bhi pisse apne jindagi mein
swati
November 15th, 2006, 12:16 PM
Badhiya Likha hai, Bahut Sara Likha Hai aur sabsey badi baat hai desi hai hasney ka aachha Jugad hai. Lekin eak baat samajh mey nahi aaei
kee Sawati or Priya do naam keyo hai.
Good Joke Keep Posting.
Regards
aji raaj ku raaj hi rehen do tam :p :p
yashbeniwal
November 15th, 2006, 03:43 PM
aji raaj ku raaj hi rehen do tam :p :p
pardaa utha de eb es raaz pai tai
anupam
November 15th, 2006, 04:07 PM
Ha ha ha Priya bahut badhiya ... this is the affect of our original tone ... marvellous ... writing aur bhi badhiya thi ... keep it up ...
Bikkase ... nu ke taar si bithaya karoo tum ...
DIKHE IN "Nice One..." ALLYAN KU BHI KUCH UDHAR RAE RI TERI ... PRIYA ...YE BHI KOE PURANA HISSAB KAR RE ...
Hooda sir ,
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Regards,
Anupam
swati
November 18th, 2006, 10:21 AM
pardaa utha de eb es raaz pai tai
:eek: YAHAN BI AALIYA
REY MANAS HO JA
KYUN REY KYUN THUAWE TU YU PARDA:mad: WO RAAZ HI KYA JO RAAZ NA RAKHA JAYE:p :p