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anil_rathee
November 15th, 2006, 09:48 AM
Dear Jatlanders

this is my first joke here

plz appreciate if u like it.............


Bhai Badaloo aur JAAGE ghani daaru piya karte.
Badloo ki ghar aali KITAAB untai ghani dhukhi rahya karti.

Katii tang aakai usne man bana liya akk ibkai aan de napute nai peekai lathaa tai marungi

arr waa Baanns ki kamadi (A thick bamboo stick) lejkar kiwad ke paachei nai lhuk (chhup) ke khadi ho gyii. Badlu ar JAAGE pee ka ful ho rahye katii.

JAGE badlu nai gali ki kunn pai chhod kai ar chalta banya.

Badloo ghar kai main ghusan lagya, arr KITAAB nai de lath de lath uski suud si bandh di..........

Badlu udai tai ulat panhi bhaag liya........
arr sudhaa matta JAGE dhore pahonch gyaaaaa.

Bolya bhai JAAGE mannai mera ghar nhii paya

JAAAGE bolya ree teri ghani chadh gi dikhe , lai main chhhod kai aaun taine thare gharaan.

Badloo bolya bhai aage aage tu chalega

JAAGE bolya rai thik sai bhai . tu chinta na kar

ARR Badlu kai ghar pahonch gaye . KITAAB ki ke man ki likdi thi ib taanhi, wa bi baat main kiwad kai paachai.

juun aaai JAAGE ghar mein badan nai hua KITAAB nai koni dekhya aak kaun sai, usne tai KAMADI SANGHWA kai arr tek di kadd (kamar) pai. arr lag laag gyi jaanuu tai latte kut rahi ho..

BADLOO dur si bhaag kai bolya "MARR BEBE MARR SUSARE KAI , peeya odd samajh kai yooo manne(mujhe) galat ghar main BAADEI THA..........."
devdahiya
November 15th, 2006, 09:54 AM
Dear Jatlanders

this is my first joke here

plz appreciate if u like it.............




BADLOO dur si bhaag kai bolya "MARR BEBE MARR SUSARE KAI , peeya odd samajh kai yooo manne(mujhe) galat ghar main BAADEI THA..........."




Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha........MAAR BEBEY MAAR SUSSRE KAI..........ha..ha..ha..ha..ha.........ND tha bhai Anil.
skarmveer
November 15th, 2006, 10:02 AM
Bahut badhiya Bhai Anil,

Desi jokes are really good, keep posting.

Regards Karmveer

Dear Jatlanders

this is my first joke here

plz appreciate if u like it.............


Bhai Badaloo aur JAAGE ghani daaru piya karte.
Badloo ki ghar aali KITAAB untai ghani dhukhi rahya karti.

Katii tang aakai usne man bana liya akk ibkai aan de napute nai peekai lathaa tai marungi

arr waa Baanns ki kamadi (A thick bamboo stick) lejkar kiwad ke paachei nai lhuk (chhup) ke khadi ho gyii. Badlu ar JAAGE pee ka ful ho rahye katii.

JAGE badlu nai gali ki kunn pai chhod kai ar chalta banya.

Badloo ghar kai main ghusan lagya, arr KITAAB nai de lath de lath uski suud si bandh di..........

Badlu udai tai ulat panhi bhaag liya........
arr sudhaa matta JAGE dhore pahonch gyaaaaa.

Bolya bhai JAAGE mannai mera ghar nhii paya

JAAAGE bolya ree teri ghani chadh gi dikhe , lai main chhhod kai aaun taine thare gharaan.

Badloo bolya bhai aage aage tu chalega

JAAGE bolya rai thik sai bhai . tu chinta na kar

ARR Badlu kai ghar pahonch gaye . KITAAB ki ke man ki likdi thi ib taanhi, wa bi baat main kiwad kai paachai.

juun aaai JAAGE ghar mein badan nai hua KITAAB nai koni dekhya aak kaun sai, usne tai KAMADI SANGHWA kai arr tek di kadd (kamar) pai. arr lag laag gyi jaanuu tai latte kut rahi ho..

BADLOO dur si bhaag kai bolya "MARR BEBE MARR SUSARE KAI , peeya odd samajh kai yooo manne(mujhe) galat ghar main BAADEI THA..........."
anil_rathee
November 15th, 2006, 10:18 AM
Dahiya ji aur chahal sahab thanx for appreciation
swati
November 15th, 2006, 11:35 AM
:D Dear Jatlanders

this is my first joke here

plz appreciate if u like it.............


Bhai Badaloo aur JAAGE ghani daaru piya karte.
Badloo ki ghar aali KITAAB untai ghani dhukhi rahya karti.

Katii tang aakai usne man bana liya akk ibkai aan de napute nai peekai lathaa tai marungi

arr waa Baanns ki kamadi (A thick bamboo stick) lejkar kiwad ke paachei nai lhuk (chhup) ke khadi ho gyii. Badlu ar JAAGE pee ka ful ho rahye katii.

JAGE badlu nai gali ki kunn pai chhod kai ar chalta banya.

Badloo ghar kai main ghusan lagya, arr KITAAB nai de lath de lath uski suud si bandh di..........

Badlu udai tai ulat panhi bhaag liya........
arr sudhaa matta JAGE dhore pahonch gyaaaaa.

Bolya bhai JAAGE mannai mera ghar nhii paya

JAAAGE bolya ree teri ghani chadh gi dikhe , lai main chhhod kai aaun taine thare gharaan.

Badloo bolya bhai aage aage tu chalega

JAAGE bolya rai thik sai bhai . tu chinta na kar

ARR Badlu kai ghar pahonch gaye . KITAAB ki ke man ki likdi thi ib taanhi, wa bi baat main kiwad kai paachai.

juun aaai JAAGE ghar mein badan nai hua KITAAB nai koni dekhya aak kaun sai, usne tai KAMADI SANGHWA kai arr tek di kadd (kamar) pai. arr lag laag gyi jaanuu tai latte kut rahi ho..

BADLOO dur si bhaag kai bolya "MARR BEBE MARR SUSARE KAI , peeya odd samajh kai yooo manne(mujhe) galat ghar main BAADEI THA..........."

yo pehla dhamakkai itni jor ka thaa aagey ke hoga
dher kasuta sauda likha rathi ji has has key pet dukh gya mera to:D
keep it up
:)
VirenderNarwal
November 15th, 2006, 10:24 PM
BADLOO dur si bhaag kai bolya "MARR BEBE MARR SUSARE KAI , peeya odd samajh kai yooo manne(mujhe) galat ghar main BAADEI THA..........."[/QUOTE]


wah bahut khub.....tera pahala joke hi nd h....:D :D
bhupindersingh
November 16th, 2006, 07:34 PM
kati kasuta aadmi thaa
arvindsinghrot
November 17th, 2006, 01:29 AM
kati ghi sa ghal gaya....par doosti dekhlo....ek pita to doosa paache ne na raheje....boola ki laya daakii..