ajaynehra
August 29th, 2002, 02:56 PM
Guts !!
In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers.
They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.
The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the
ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he
was commanded and the general boasted of by saying "See the guts !"
Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him to take
two similar rounds. The soldier did as he was told.
When he came back from the water the German said, "See the guts."
Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man, Santa and
asked him to take five similar rounds.
Santa promptly replied, "Am I your dad`s servant?"
At this the general proudly said "See the guts".
A Fellow Mate ****
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In
order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid
and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground,
grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,
"I've kidnapped you."
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped
your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag
and put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on
the north side of the city play ground". Signed, "A
Sardarji".
The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt
and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next
morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper
bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji
opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with note
saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?"
AJAY NEHRA
In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers.
They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.
The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the
ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he
was commanded and the general boasted of by saying "See the guts !"
Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him to take
two similar rounds. The soldier did as he was told.
When he came back from the water the German said, "See the guts."
Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man, Santa and
asked him to take five similar rounds.
Santa promptly replied, "Am I your dad`s servant?"
At this the general proudly said "See the guts".
A Fellow Mate ****
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In
order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid
and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground,
grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,
"I've kidnapped you."
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped
your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag
and put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on
the north side of the city play ground". Signed, "A
Sardarji".
The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt
and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next
morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper
bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji
opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with note
saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?"
AJAY NEHRA