Famous quote on JATs & Joke

[ajaynehra]

>>JAT mara jab jaaniye Tehraami leh hoye

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Ek bah tha ek JAT bhola , JAT bhole ho hote hi hain, Uska babu <father> thoda sa oot tha, Wo ke karta , takadah takadah ooth kah logaan ke baarne aagah thook deta , khangaar maar deta. Log raase gaal dete ak bera na budha kad marahga , naasan me lath de rakhya sah . Uska chora kahta , ak bhai budha aadmi sah , koi baaaat na, Nu e uska thukan ka programme chalta raha , ek din wo Marr gya<died>. To saare log bade raazi hoe ak le marr gya budha , bahut bhunda bahut kharab , besharam tha , aacha hogya kat gi raand uski , marr gya , Usnah daag de aaye . aa kah uske chore nah dekhya aur suna ak log bade raazi aur sab uske baabu nah gaal den laag rahe. Sab kah re ak bahut ganda tha , logaan ke baarne aage thukya karta.

Uske chore kah ho gya is baat ka charmaraat, usnah socha ak aapne baabu nah aacha kukar kahalwaaon.

Ghanae dimaag dadaaye paache usnah ek idea aaya ...

Wo ke karta subareh suberah uth kah logaan ke baarne aage panhla to thookta pher khangaar unke sankaalan , kundian pah laga deta , Log padosi , uthte aur unke haath dhas jaate ..............

Log thode din paache bolan laage ....

Arah bhai iska baabu to bahut aachha aadi tah , u to aapne baabu tah ghanae bhunda sah ..
iska baabu to badae achha aadmi tha ......





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Ajay Nehra

desiJAT

[dkumar]

nice one...

few more quotes are

"Jat nu ya to Jat Maare, Ya Maare Kartar" (Jat either killed by a Jat or God!)

"Anpadh Jat Pada Jaisa, Pada Likha Jat Khuda Jaisa" (Illiterate Jat is like Literate and Literate one is Like God!)

[satyeshwar]

Good one!
Another quote that I remembered "Jat ya to kha mare, ya tha mare"

[ranjitjat]

very nice

Anotherone
Jat kartik jakar sayana hu ya kar
2- Ghar ka jogi jogada bahar desh ka sidhh

3 Ghar fuuk tamas karana
4 Gaam ky aank karana
5 ghar to jalaga musata ky Ankh karni
6 Bhaio ky bat sir matha - patnal giraga bhinta
mae hi.
7 LAthha gadana
8 AADA KHUTA GADANA
9 HUKKA MAE LIKADA TO DANA
10- jat ky seer par khat
Taeli ky seer par kohaluu

[ajaynehra]

few more :

>>>JAT isa jukar ..gaam ka jhota
>>>Garib ki bahu sab ki bhabhi , JAT ki bahu sab ki taai
>>>JAT ya to naas karah ya raaj karah

Aur baat sah nu ak JATS are great , sorry not even great , The the Brave, Honest, Smart, Intelligent, .................................


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Ajay Nehra

Proud to be a JAT

[ranjitjat]

Jats are great.
They got all the great human values-virtues & talents.
With positive thinking & hard team work they can be greatest & top of the world.
with distructive thinking they are playing the role of - JATDA & CATADA every where .
EVEN ON THIS SITE.
PAR BHAIO SUTAY SAEAR_-LION JAGAN ALI BAT SS

BEELII KY GHANTI KON BHANDHA
SACHI KAHANY WALA HI BURA HOTA HA

JAT DEWATA KI JAY
BAJRANG BALI KI JAY