Jat Teacher

[ompati]

There was an inspection going on in a school. Inspector was taking a round with the Headmaster. Both stopped in front of 8th class, whom a Jat teacher was teaching English:
Teacher, bolo Bachho: Gadha. (donkey)
Bachhe: Gadha.
Teacher, bolo Bachho: Gadhe ke piche Gadha.
Bachhe: Gadha; Gadhe ke piche Gadha.
Teacher, bolo Bachho: Gadha; Gadhe ke piche Gadha; Gadhe ke piche main.
Bachhe: Gadha; Gadhe ke piche Gadha; Gadhe ke piche main.
Teacher, bolo bachho: Gadha; Gadhe ke piche Gadha; Gadhe ke piche main; mere piche Desh (Nation).
Bachhe: Gadha; Gadhe ke piche Gadha; Gadhe ke piche main; mere piche Desh.

By this time the Inspector lost his temper and asked the Headmaster," This teacher was suppose to teach English and look what rubbish he is teaching to these children; Gadha, Gadhe ke piche Gadha.... blah... blah". Headmaster was also surprised. He angrily asked the teacher,"What are you teaching?". Jat bhai replied," Sir, I am helping them to learn by heart the spelling of ASSASSINATION. ASS - ASS - I - NATION.

Ompati

[jat_somveer]

wah ji wah,

ompati ji kamaal kar diya,

yo chutkala te jama kilki paad se,

padhe paachhe hans hans bus bujho naa bura haal ho rahya se,aankh laal ho li, aankhan me paani aa liya, pet dukhan laag gya,par ya hansi naa dat ti.

issa se us master ji kaa pata mane bhi diyo, meri bhi english thodi si kamjor se.

kuchh din padh lyaange to mera bhi bhala ho jyaga master ji ki kirpa te.

bahut badhiyaa

aan do aade ise ishyan ki baat dekhi jaa saan.

[rsdalal]

Good one...

[rathee]

bhai master te ghana kasoota tha mera beta kati desi style mein padhaan laag rhya tha...!!!

[akdabas]

Ompati ji,
nice one,keep it up.

:-D

Pradeep bhai,master tha bhi to JAT.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.



Pradeep Singh Rathee (Sep 20, 2002 12:10 a.m.):
bhai master te ghana kasoota tha mera beta kati desi style mein padhaan laag rhya tha...!!!