SHAYEREE!!!!!!!!!!!

[dinesh]

Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jagi hai, Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye, Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi, To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.

[jat_somveer]

dinesh bhai

log kahte hain ki

shaadi wo laddoo hai jo khae pachhtaae jo naa khae pachhtaae, to kyon nahi khaa ke pachhtaya jaaye.

lekin main aap ko salah doonga ki bin khaye hi pachhtaa lijiye


shaadi hai barbaadi, umr bhar pachhtaana padega.
are abhi to apna kaam karte ho, phir biwi kaa bhi nibhaana padega.

take care.

[bharti]

Sher(Dinesh) ko sawaSher(Somveer) takra gaya.
Good, keep it up!!!!!!

[rsdalal]

Maja aa gya, lage rahoe...

[rathee]

bhai dinesh is sher mein to tumhaari apne ghar ke kaam se pareshaan hone ki tadap nazar aati hai...par koye baat nahin dhoondhne se to bhagwaan bhi mil jaata hai tanne to fer bhi ek chhori-eh chahiye...!!!

lage raho...
himmat-e-mardaan
madad-e-khuda

[bharti]

Bhai Pradeep,so you are back from your Phoren tour. we all had been missing you on Jatland.

[rathee]

bharti ji believe me even i missed you all...I was surprised to see the amount of new posts in the humour section...!!! It took me at least 3 days to go thru all of them...

[akdabas]

Bhai shaadi kari to saari umar pachhtaoge,ar na kari tooooooo sari umar pachhataoge,to phir bhaiyo shadi kar kaie pachhataliyo ha ha ha ha ha ha :-D :-D :-D

Somveer Dalal (Sep 19, 2002 05:07 a.m.):
dinesh bhai

log kahte hain ki

shaadi wo laddoo hai jo khae pachhtaae jo naa khae pachhtaae, to kyon nahi khaa ke pachhtaya jaaye.

lekin main aap ko salah doonga ki bin khaye hi pachhtaa lijiye


shaadi hai barbaadi, umr bhar pachhtaana padega.
are abhi to apna kaam karte ho, phir biwi kaa bhi nibhaana padega.

take care.

[ajaynehra]

Bhai Dabas Sahab , apka chasma aur mooch jama e gadar dha rahin sain is site par........

bura mat maanna bhia sahab .......

Main to mooch munda hoon , islie achhi moochon ki taarif kiye bina nahi rah paata...



ajay nehra

n'joy

[dinesh]

Dear Som....
if u give a Salah ... i dont mind provided my would be like this .....

Aisi apni wife ho...!!

Aisi apani wife ho !!
5’ 6” jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho, Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,

Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri ‘Archana’ meri life ho.
Aise apni Wife ho.
kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho

har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho.


COME ON KEH DO...SUBHAN ALLAH!!!

Somveer Dalal (Sep 19, 2002 05:07 a.m.):[/b]
dinesh bhai

log kahte hain ki

shaadi wo laddoo hai jo khae pachhtaae jo naa khae pachhtaae, to kyon nahi khaa ke pachhtaya jaaye.

lekin main aap ko salah doonga ki bin khaye hi pachhtaa lijiye


shaadi hai barbaadi, umr bhar pachhtaana padega.
are abhi to apna kaam karte ho, phir biwi kaa bhi nibhaana padega.

take care.[/quote]

[bharti]

Dinesh Ji,
SUBHAAN ALLAH!!!!!!

[jat_somveer]

Dinesh Kumar Chaudhary (Sep 25, 2002 03:32 a.m.):
Dear Som....
if u give a Salah ... i dont mind provided my would be like this .....

Aisi apni wife ho...!!

Aisi apani wife ho !!
5’ 6” jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho, Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,

Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri ‘Archana’ meri life ho.
Aise apni Wife ho.
kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho

har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho.


COME ON KEH DO...SUBHAN ALLAH!!!

Somveer Dalal (Sep 19, 2002 05:07 a.m.):[/b]
dinesh bhai

log kahte hain ki

shaadi wo laddoo hai jo khae pachhtaae jo naa khae pachhtaae, to kyon nahi khaa ke pachhtaya jaaye.

lekin main aap ko salah doonga ki bin khaye hi pachhtaa lijiye


shaadi hai barbaadi, umr bhar pachhtaana padega.
are abhi to apna kaam karte ho, phir biwi kaa bhi nibhaana padega.

take care.[/quote]




Dinesh bhai,

subhan allaah...... subhan allaah........ subhan allaah

aapki ye choice to lajawaab hai,par apne aap me ek majaak hai.

agar mil jaye aisi koi ladaki, to dinesh bhai kya baat hai......

aapki choice ne hume kar diya kaayal, phir tadapa mera ye dil ghaayal

ki somveer, Dinesh bhai theek kah rahe hain bajbe de unke ghar me bhi paayal......


ab aapki is baat ka to ek hi jawaab hai, mere liye bhi ab koi dhoondh lo gori....

ki aaya is mast ke man me bhi shaadi ka khawaab hai.


Dinesh bhai,

aapki poem(choice) sach me lajawaab hai

diya aapne jo jawaab hai

uske liye baar baar dhanywad hai.............

[akdabas]

Bhai Ajay,chinta na kar..!!!

Bura kati nahi manya, par moochhan pai ak baat yad aagi,bhai meri bhatiji hai ak 3-4 saal ki mai unake ghanra jarahya tha.Hum tai sare baith kai bat kare the, meri bhatiji mere pas mai baithi thi.Va mere munh ki taraf dekhane lag rahi thi jab kafi der hogi ar usaki na samajh aaee mere pas aake meri moochha kai hath lake boli Uncle ye kya hain? (usaka PAPA yani mera bhai bhi aap ki tarha moochh na rakhya karai)

:-D :-D
-Ashok

Ajay Nehra (Sep 24, 2002 03:54 a.m.):
Bhai Dabas Sahab , apka chasma aur mooch jama e gadar dha rahin sain is site par........

bura mat maanna bhia sahab .......

Main to mooch munda hoon , islie achhi moochon ki taarif kiye bina nahi rah paata...



ajay nehra

n'joy