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jat_somveer
September 19th, 2002, 03:12 PM
bhai ,
ek be ek chhora susraad (sasuraal) jaa tha ,gail uski bahu ar 4-5 saal kaa chhora tha.

bhai susraad jaan ka chah tha,naye latte (kapade) aur naye joote. station pe pahunchaa, gojh me te red & white ki dibbi kaadhi ar ek bhai te bola aare maachis diye.

usne wo uper te tale tahi dekha ar bola "susraad jaa se."

wo bola ke "haan"

ar gail balak bhi se

haan

te bhai mere susraad tahi kae ek be bejaati karwawega, ek athanni ki maachis le kyunaa leta.

wo bola "are maachis te me do le lun par aade milegi kade, mane bera te konyaa."

doosare ne dekh liya ak kati nirra se.

to usne wo ticket aali khidki ken ghaal diya.

bhai wo chouda ho ke gaya ar ticket clerck tahi de ke 50 ka note bola " are ek maachis diye "

TC(ticket clerck) ne us ke naa dekha ar bola "bhai, aade maachis konya milti."

te wo bola "lyaa te kaale tahi toffee de de ."

TC bola "aade toffee bhi naa milti."

wo bola "te aur ke mile se aade."

TC "aade ticket mile se."

wo bola " te lya do ticket de de."

TC ne boojha "kitki dyoon?"

nu bola "kaale ke mama ke gaam ki de de ."

TC bola " kunsa gaam se "

bola " tane nahi bera "

TC ke chho uttha ,bola "mane ke bera."

chhora bola "jade ki uski maa se."

TC bola " uski maa kade ki se "

bola "jade main byaah raakkhaa soon "

TC bola "mane ke bera tu kade byaah rakkha se"

chhora dukhi ho ke bola " aare, jab tane kyan a kaa na bera te tu aade baitha a kyun se ."

rsdalal
September 19th, 2002, 07:24 PM
Somveer Bhai, Katti-e Sachi sa kissa lekh diya yo te. Bus Adde pe er Rail Tation pe isse isse te jarror hote honge...

saurabhsaharan
September 20th, 2002, 03:27 AM
hahahahahahahaha,,mazaa aa gaya bhai kissa padh ke!!

rathee
September 20th, 2002, 10:06 AM
bhai tc te kati khidki paad ke bhaar aa gya hoga...!!!

anurana
September 20th, 2002, 05:13 PM
Bhaut Badhiya Somveer Bhai, Jordaar kisse hain aapke.

sunilchhikara
September 20th, 2002, 07:20 PM
somveer bhai aap kai chutkala to boht bhadia hai pur yo to akbhar mai aya tha

jat_somveer
September 22nd, 2002, 06:01 PM
sunilchhikara (Sep 20, 2002 09:50 a.m.):
somveer bhai aap kai chutkala to boht bhadia hai pur yo to akbhar mai aya tha


bhai sunil,

aade somveer chutkala ki factory te laa nahi rahya, ke bhai, roz naye tyaar ho ke aa jaange
bhai, ye to nu a kite - 2 katthe kare od pawwenge

ar bhai tane te akhbaar me padh liya sab dhore te nahi pahonchaa hoga

akdabas
September 24th, 2002, 03:38 AM
Bhai bhot badhiya,

Haansi tai thambatie na.

Ha ha ha ha ha...!!