nd chorra

[narwal]

Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, "Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar kara do yo saadi te bahut dare se."
Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, "Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko saadi karni padegi."
Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, "E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?"


:D kiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllll kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:D

[sunitahooda]

Narwal....iss LAAL haraff ke beechaley 'H' laa dey:p :o ....rahi mehans ki baat tai kismat aalyan ki SHAADI tai bina mehansan ke juwaar khaye ho jaya kare....tu kade apni mehansan nai khadedd deta ho rojj SHAADI ke chaa mai;) :D Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, "Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar kara do yo saadi te bahut dare se."
Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, "Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko saadi karni padegi."
Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, "E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?"


:D kiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllll kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:D

[rekharathee]

narwal, kasutta bichal rya hai no. of chutkallas posted baddan k chakkar mein ,k hoya je last mein aake nu samajh mein aaya akk vo actuallY "SAADI" te darre tha, fer b chutkalla te tha ee, k hoya je haansi na aayi, tha te chutkalla ee...
seems nw a days narwal is working as humour fountain....showerin humour to every corner of jatland, keep it up!

[yatinder19]

Narwal saab...
mast maal thaa...katti nikharoo

[yashbeniwal]

Narwal bhai tera dosh nahi sai,,, yaa tai baikhat ki rey rey maati ho rahi sai:eek: :eek: , naa tai tere in dhoti paad:confused: jokes nai toh kisi pushtak mai chapwa kai kisi shangralay mai rekhwan ka jee kare sai,,,:) ,, tu nu e laga rai,,, u humour section tere e bhal bhoote pai chaal raha hai,,,:eek: ,,,,
baaki yaa saadi aali baat thi kasutt,,, poora chutkla 2 baar padan k baat samajh aaya ke aap saadhi ki baat karo the,,,,,,,:confused:
narwal, kasutta bichal rya hai no. of chutkallas posted baddan k chakkar mein ,k hoya je last mein aake nu samajh mein aaya akk vo actuallY "SAADI" te darre tha, fer b chutkalla te tha ee, k hoya je haansi na aayi, tha te chutkalla ee...
seems nw a days narwal is working as humour fountain....showerin humour to every corner of jatland, keep it up!

[yashbeniwal]

Narwal saab...
mast maal thaa...katti nikharoo

Bhai Chhikara sahab,,,,,

U nikhdoo ,, tai baasi ho kai paat liya sai,,,,:eek: :eek: :eek: ,, paneer bana le iska ek khal ki baalti mai ger de ,, bata do:eek: :confused:
kilki@ bassi + khal ki baaltiiiiiiiiiii

[yatinder19]

Beniwal saab...
kati saani bhe dii

[yashbeniwal]

Chhikara Sahab,,

bhe humnai di,,,, eb choon aap rala do,,,:eek: :confused: , saanjh nai badiyaa doka de degi khola,,, nu hi kharsaah mai doond daad kam e hoya kare,:p :)

Beniwal saab...
kati saani bhe dii

[narwal]

:D :D sunita choudharan munne yo chutkula desi hisab main likh diya .joke bhi desi aur spelling bhi desi.baki thnx 4 ya suggestion,i'll tk cr for all the spell.. in future.ek baat aur tum saari chhori narwal ki mehans ki fikar na karo ,kyonki narwal ki mehans ne to jawar kha li??hahahahahahah kiiiiii lkkiiiiiiiii.m allready engaged sweety.u dont worry,aur hatum jaroor apni mehansa ne jawar khwa diyo je eb tak koi nd na mila ho to.ek aur kilkiiiiiiiiNarwal....iss LAAL haraff ke beechaley 'H' laa dey:p :o ....rahi mehans ki baat tai kismat aalyan ki SHAADI tai bina mehansan ke juwaar khaye ho jaya kare....tu kade apni mehansan nai khadedd deta ho rojj SHAADI ke chaa mai;) :D

[narwal]

areee bhai beniwal saab aap ki baat bilkul thik hai.yaar munne thodi desi language use kar di.bhai bhul gaya tha ki saadi nahi shadi ho se.nyway thum saare bhaiyo ne maja aa reha se ,or ke chahiye.aur baki bhai tu to apne mama ka choora hai yaar.tu mere joke ne sangralya main nahi rekhwavega to aur kaun yu bhala kam karega.thnx for ur appreciation man.Narwal bhai tera dosh nahi sai,,, yaa tai baikhat ki rey rey maati ho rahi sai:eek: :eek: , naa tai tere in dhoti paad:confused: jokes nai toh kisi pushtak mai chapwa kai kisi shangralay mai rekhwan ka jee kare sai,,,:) ,, tu nu e laga rai,,, u humour section tere e bhal bhoote pai chaal raha hai,,,:eek: ,,,,
baaki yaa saadi aali baat thi kasutt,,, poora chutkla 2 baar padan k baat samajh aaya ke aap saadhi ki baat karo the,,,,,,,:confused:

[sunitahooda]

mahri mehnsan nai khall/binolley/choori/birsamm/jawar sab kimme khaa rakhya sai....tu kalli manna maaney....arr killki maar 100 par roohsar ki baatan pai....ibb raji reh....Killki Taull ke members ki wajah tai itney reply hogey...na dhool uddann laagri sai teri jokkdiyan mai:p chahey engage ho ya na ho...tere bargya ki hum tension na liya kartey:D :D sunita choudharan munne yo chutkula desi hisab main likh diya .joke bhi desi aur spelling bhi desi.baki thnx 4 ya suggestion,i'll tk cr for all the spell.. in future.ek baat aur tum saari chhori narwal ki mehans ki fikar na karo ,kyonki narwal ki mehans ne to jawar kha li??hahahahahahah kiiiiii lkkiiiiiiiii.m allready engaged sweety.u dont worry,aur hatum jaroor apni mehansa ne jawar khwa diyo je eb tak koi nd na mila ho to.ek aur kilkiiiiiiii

[narwal]

bhai chikkara saab aap aur beniwal bhai je itni badiya tarah saani beh doge to chhora ki mehans nu we jawar khaya jaa gi aur kise-2 ki mehansa ke gel bhaj jaa gi.thnx man.:D \\\Beniwal saab...
kati saani bhe dii

[narwal]

je tunne maja hi nahi aata meri jokediyan main to main bhi tere te paddan khatar card koni bhejta,besak na padha kar yo malang to nu we likhega.jal mat rees kar.hahahah kiilkiiii.baki thnx for ya reply and for helping mah in geting so mny replies.appreciated.baki kham-kha chho mat na aave sidde -sadde chhore ne.:D mahri mehnsan nai khall/binolley/choori/birsamm/jawar sab kimme khaa rakhya sai....tu kalli manna maaney....arr killki maar 100 par roohsar ki baatan pai....ibb raji reh....Killki Taull ke members ki wajah tai itney reply hogey...na dhool uddann laagri sai teri jokkdiyan mai:p chahey engage ho ya na ho...tere bargya ki hum tension na liya kartey

[sunitahooda]

EGO HASSELS:p ;) :o :D

[narwal]

yes hooda ji alwas egoistic.i got attitude,do u mind?.pls dont be painic abt my ego .nywy thnx for spendin time in my jokdi(according 2 ya)hahaha kiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllkkiiiiiiiiiiii to nuye laagegi kilkikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.EGO HASSELS:p ;) :o :D

[yatinder19]

Bhaai Dono Soo khaa rye se...Laage raho.Jo hargya..wo hi jaat nahin..Humne bhi Tamashaa dekhan main bada majaa aa rya se...
Ibb Lo meri Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

[sunitahooda]

:p iss naiye kehya karein ASLI JAT mai to nakli ho kai ghani raaji su....Never-ever wasted my MIND in such mindless things;) manne bera sai....BITTODEY MAI TAI TO GOSSEYE LIKADDEINGEY....KILLKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIII LOTT-POTT AALI:D :cool: Arr APNI EGO NAI SANDOOKDDI MAI BOCH KAI RAAKH....I HAVE GOT MY SO VERY OWN EGO:rolleyes: yes hooda ji alwas egoistic.i got attitude,do u mind?.pls dont be painic abt my ego .nywy thnx for spendin time in my jokdi(according 2 ya)hahaha kiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllkkiiiiiiiiiiii to nuye laagegi kilkikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

[satyeshwar]

Calm down people. Moderators would rather not intervene in this matter but we will not hesitate in taking appropriate action either.

[narwal]

wah ji wah jee sa aa gya hooda ji ib aap apne aap ne nakli manno ho to dekho main aapko asli nahi bana sakta,aur baki u sud hv mind to mind the things .baki bebe bittode main te to gosseye hi likda kare ,je aap log mithai kadte hoge to pata nahi.eb lagi asli kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllll llllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iii :D :D :D :D to.dekhiye kadi kaan paat je mari kiilki sun ke ne.lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(satyeshwar sir aap isko itna serious mat lena kyonki its just a healthy conversation between two jaats in desi style.anywy i knw my limits.let it keep goin,untill smbdy hurt.ok):p iss naiye kehya karein ASLI JAT mai to nakli ho kai ghani raaji su....Never-ever wasted my MIND in such mindless things;) manne bera sai....BITTODEY MAI TAI TO GOSSEYE LIKADDEINGEY....KILLKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIII LOTT-POTT AALI:D :cool: Arr APNI EGO NAI SANDOOKDDI MAI BOCH KAI RAAKH....I HAVE GOT MY SO VERY OWN EGO:rolleyes:

[narwal]

bhai chikkara saab tum jama jee sa lende raho aur kiilki marde raho.yaar to rukan aale na bhai point maran te.baki apni bhi kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii laagdi rehgi Bhaai Dono Soo khaa rye se...Laage raho.Jo hargya..wo hi jaat nahin..Humne bhi Tamashaa dekhan main bada majaa aa rya se...
Ibb Lo meri Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

[yatinder19]

Bhaaii jii saa aa gaya...
Par laage se ki Hooda madam ddheeli pad gayee....

[msingh]

shaant GADADHARI BHEEM SHANTwah ji wah jee sa aa gya hooda ji ib aap apne aap ne nakli manno ho to dekho main aapko asli nahi bana sakta,aur baki u sud hv mind to mind the things .baki bebe bittode main te to gosseye hi likda kare ,je aap log mithai kadte hoge to pata nahi.eb lagi asli kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllll llllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iii :D :D :D :D to.dekhiye kadi kaan paat je mari kiilki sun ke ne.lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(satyeshwar sir aap isko itna serious mat lena kyonki its just a healthy conversation between two jaats in desi style.anywy i knw my limits.let it keep goin,untill smbdy hurt.ok)

[yashbeniwal]

Bhai Chhikara Sahab,,

yaa kisi baaniyaa aali baat kah baitha tu,,, kilkiiii@ baaniyaa aali baat,,,,,,,:eek: :eek: bhai Jat tamasha dekha konya karte , tamashaa kara kare,,,,,,:eek: :eek: ,, er dekh jatan ka tamashaa dekhan aala zaroor ragdaa jaya kare beech mai,,,, mere bhai mada saa bach kai,, le liye maze nai,,,:confused: :confused:

Bhaai Dono Soo khaa rye se...Laage raho.Jo hargya..wo hi jaat nahin..Humne bhi Tamashaa dekhan main bada majaa aa rya se...
Ibb Lo meri Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

[yashbeniwal]

Kitna jee saa legaya bairiiiiiiiii:eek: :eek:


Bhaaii jii saa aa gaya...
Par laage se ki Hooda madam ddheeli pad gayee....

[yashbeniwal]

BHINN KI BHINN !!!!!!!!!!!1

shaant GADADHARI BHEEM SHANT

[yatinder19]

Beniwaal saab
Narwaal saab aur Hooda madam ki khor bhari se...Itne tawle naa maane...Main te door khada soo...Aur bhaai tu jaat ban ke bheech main jaa ke SEENG phansa le...
KiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiLkiiiiiiiiiiii Seeng phasaan kiiii maar laange....

[yashbeniwal]

Maan gaye bhai,,,,
Narwal er Chikkara bhai,,,
khub jee saa lende raho,,:p koi dikkat naa sai,,,mauz lo ,,,,par ek baat ka dhyaan raakiyoo yeh KILKI ghani mat maariyo,,,;) ,, kuch ouk-chuk laag gi tai lene k dene pad jaawenge,,,,:eek: :eek: ,,,,,,

bhai chikkara saab tum jama jee sa lende raho aur kiilki marde raho.yaar to rukan aale na bhai point maran te.baki apni bhi kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii laagdi rehgi

[yatinder19]

Kitna jee saa legaya bairiiiiiiiii:eek: :eek:


Jitnaa Mil Jaa.....
Kaache kaataniyyan baalak saa...

[yatinder19]

Maan gaye bhai,,,,
Narwal er Chikkara bhai,,,
khub jee saa lende raho,,:p koi dikkat naa sai,,,mauz lo ,,,,par ek baat ka dhyaan raakiyoo yeh KILKI ghani mat maariyo,,,;) ,, kuch ouk-chuk laag gi tai lene k dene pad jaawenge,,,,:eek: :eek: ,,,,,,
Beniwal saab...
Koy naa...Jatton ke balak ke Ouk-Chuk laagti rya kare...Hum kaali naa maanna karein...

[rahultokas]

shaant GADADHARI BHEEM SHANT

Manishaa,, ram ram bebe,, k haal chaal sai?? aur sunaa kutkut theek sai,, ghani aaal tai naa kartiii:) ??

kilkiiii@ baaniyaa aali baat,,,,,,,:eek: :eek:

aur sunaa yashu,, theek sai tu??:p

[cooljat]

hahahahaha!! Bhai Narwal....tera Joke to jaama ND tha but yo jo vartalaap, vaad-vivad aur english mein Conversation chalan laag rehya se.....vo to jamma khrad-paad sauda ho liya.....hans hans ke to mera jee saa aa gaya!! ;) :) :p

keep it up!!

Rock on
Jit

ps: no offense meant....over n out!! ;) :cool:

[yashbeniwal]

Chorre Rai,,,,;) theek sai fer tai baithan de FAALI si,,,,,,

Jitnaa Mil Jaa.....
Kaache kaataniyyan baalak saa...

[yashbeniwal]

Theek Chhikara sahab,,,,

ouk- chuk tai k darnaa,,,,,:confused: ,, ere kaali maanni bhi nahi chhaieye,,, mard maanasa kai kaali naa hoya karti,,,, kaali tai gau k jaaye maanya kare,, jab hall mai jode jaaya kare,,,,, er woh bhi dhuphari mai,,,:eek: :eek:

Beniwal saab...
Koy naa...Jatton ke balak ke Ouk-Chuk laagti rya kare...Hum kaali naa maanna karein...

[sunitahooda]

Mr.Asli....dont need a certificate of my Originality from you AT LEAST:D arr tu ke teri bisaat ke....tu khud asli rehya reh wohe bohot....2 din ki musalmaani ALLAH-ALLAH pukare....koye na laage pehli bai Jatland pai Killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii maari sai....koye na maar ley Beera.....tu bi chaa sa kadh ley...hum nai tai 2 saal honn aaley sain killkiiiiiiiiii maartey arr dekhey killkiiiiiiiiiiii tai mere kaan na paatein haan meri Killkiyan tai bohotan kai sir mai bhadakk holee....:p ;) :D :o tere dhrey Pm bi aaveingey....njoy:) wah ji wah jee sa aa gya hooda ji ib aap apne aap ne nakli manno ho to dekho main aapko asli nahi bana sakta,aur baki u sud hv mind to mind the things .baki bebe bittode main te to gosseye hi likda kare ,je aap log mithai kadte hoge to pata nahi.eb lagi asli kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllll llllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iii :D :D :D :D to.dekhiye kadi kaan paat je mari kiilki sun ke ne.lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(satyeshwar sir aap isko itna serious mat lena kyonki its just a healthy conversation between two jaats in desi style.anywy i knw my limits.let it keep goin,untill smbdy hurt.ok)

[rahultokas]

Theek Chhikara sahab,,,,

ouk- chuk tai k darnaa,,,,,:confused: ,, ere kaali maanni bhi nahi chhaieye,,, mard maanasa kai kaali naa hoya karti,,,, kaali tai gau k jaaye maanya kare,, jab hall mai jode jaaya kare,,,,, er woh bhi dhuphari mai,,,:eek: :eek:


good example yashu:D ,,, manney laagey sai tanney hindi k Alankaaraa kaa achaaa gyaan sai,,, killllkiiii:p

[yatinder19]

Theek Chhikara sahab,,,,

ouk- chuk tai k darnaa,,,,,:confused: ,, ere kaali maanni bhi nahi chhaieye,,, mard maanasa kai kaali naa hoya karti,,,, kaali tai gau k jaaye maanya kare,, jab hall mai jode jaaya kare,,,,, er woh bhi dhuphari mai,,,:eek: :eek:

Beniwaal Saab
AAp bhi Baatton ki gobhi khod dyo so...Laage raho...

[yatinder19]

Beniwaal saab...
Pher lath baaj gaye ade to...
Par Narwaal saab kit se...

[yashbeniwal]

Thanku Bro,,,

par ek baat bata U Alankaara kaun sai:confused: :confused: ,, OMKARA ka bhai sai k,,,???

good example yashu:D ,,, manney laagey sai tanney hindi k Alankaaraa kaa achaaa gyaan sai,,, killllkiiii:p

[rahultokas]

Thanku Bro,,,

par ek baat bata U Alankaara kaun sai:confused: :confused: ,, OMKARA ka bhai sai k,,,???


hahahahahha,, theeek pichaana,, :D :p :D

[yashbeniwal]

naa bhai ghobbi naa khoda karta,,,:eek: :rolleyes: ,, mai baata ka enkh saa nulla diya karu,,,,:D :p

Beniwaal Saab
AAp bhi Baatton ki gobhi khod dyo so...Laage raho...

[narwal]

hudda ji ek baat to clear ho li hai ki aap hansi-majak main frustrate hondi jan laag rahi hai.main tere te aap-2 karke baat kar reha hu aur tu ghani foolan devi banan ki kausis karan laag rahi hai.khair koi baat nahi kisi ne thik keha hai ki chhoriya ki akal guddi pachhe hoya kare:D akal guddi pachhe :D kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiii........... arr rahi baat meri nai-2 kilki maran ki to meri ke rees karegi haam to potde ke hi bigde hoye hai arr bachpan te teri bargi chui-mui pe nu ve kilki maran laag rahe hai.ar ek baat aur main to jama anari jaat hu,mere chakkra main to tunne hi chakkar aa jege kiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiii.tu ghani proudy na hove to be an old member of jatland ,kaddi to tunne bhi shuruat kari hogi.main bhi tere bargiya pe kilki bitha-2 ke sikh jungakiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiM r.Asli....dont need a certificate of my Originality from you AT LEAST:D arr tu ke teri bisaat ke....tu khud asli rehya reh wohe bohot....2 din ki musalmaani ALLAH-ALLAH pukare....koye na laage pehli bai Jatland pai Killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii maari sai....koye na maar ley Beera.....tu bi chaa sa kadh ley...hum nai tai 2 saal honn aaley sain killkiiiiiiiiii maartey arr dekhey killkiiiiiiiiiiii tai mere kaan na paatein haan meri Killkiyan tai bohotan kai sir mai bhadakk holee....:p ;) :D :o tere dhrey Pm bi aaveingey....njoy:)

[narwal]

arrre bhai mama aale ke haal se.arre kasaiyo katti teende gheee sa taa diya tunne aur chikkare bhai ne to.bhai mera to pet pat gya haans-haans ke ne.ek baat to manni padegi bhai ki jatan ke balkak tamasha kar diya kare ,tamasha dekhte koni.bhai maja aa gya .nu ve chholkar se taar de baatan ke nd kiiiiiiiiiilkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii.naa bhai ghobbi naa khoda karta,,,:eek: :rolleyes: ,, mai baata ka enkh saa nulla diya karu,,,,:D :p

[narwal]

arr beniwal saab ,uree to latth bajan laag reya hai u alankar aur omkarka naam kaun jap rehya hai.bhai jad jat ka latth baja kare ha na tu alankar aur omkar ke rukke sunne hai chugrde ne kkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkk kiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:p Thanku Bro,,,

par ek baat bata U Alankaara kaun sai:confused: :confused: ,, OMKARA ka bhai sai k,,,???

[narwal]

chikkara saab tu chinta na maane main tere swad main koi kammi nahi aan deta.bhai narwal to kitni haan hoye latth bajjan ki baat dekhn laag reha hai bhai.arrre bhai tere bhai ne aaj laag latth hi bajjana sikha hai.pehla khule main lath chalaya kare thee ib bhai keboiard pe baith ke ne shabda ke lath chaalane padde hai.baki bhai kaddi mere latth bajan ke chakkar main yada gaddar paat je.Beniwaal saab...
Pher lath baaj gaye ade to...
Par Narwaal saab kit se...

[yatinder19]

Bhaaiyyon
Manne to warning aagayi:eek: Sarpanch te ki aag main ghee daal rya soo ;)...
bhaai mhes hi ghanni ho ryi se...

[shobhitdeshwal]

The exalted one would rather know... Not to step between people of sick mentality.... I don't understand one thing... What felicity does one find in making a point out of no where....

Its been long that darkness pertained and exalted souls went aloof with an harbinger of sickness!! Let them be banished... the people with asunder tastes of humor!

I remember few lines...

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!

So Narwal sahab.... Better pay heed to advices!

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal.

[narwal]

shobhit bhai tere te kisne nyonda de diya urre aawan ka.aur bhai ib tu aa hi gya hai to welcome but keep ur advice in ya pocket.man em realy not in a need of any advice.bhai bura manna ki jarurat nahi hai.hum to haansi-majak karan aale maanas hai ,tu nu ve mastri dikhan laag gya.bhai ye saari baat(advices) laage tunne ib-ib kitte te paddi hai aur koi aur nahi paya to bhai mere te sunna di.baki line badhiya hai bhai.kadde te padh li dakki.aur tu sick hai to bhai kise doctor ke dhore ja yaar yade to hum nu ve bakwas kaat rehe hai kaddi bimar ho je.kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiThe exalted one would rather know... Not to step between people of sick mentality.... I don't understand one thing... What felicity does one find in making a point out of no where....

Its been long that darkness pertained and exalted souls went aloof with an harbinger of sickness!! Let them be banished... the people with asunder tastes of humor!

I remember few lines...

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!

So Narwal sahab.... Better pay heed to advices!

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal.

[cooljat]

Bhai Shobhit,
tu kyun ish Kilkki-Taull ke peeche pad reha se bhai....tanne bera hai naa eibbe tere aur mere dhore Warning aawegi fer bera naaa Bann bhi ho jaaye!!:p ;)

Ye badde log hein...inki pahunch uppar tak hai....so its better to stay away from controversy again :) :cool:

Rock on
Jit

The exalted one would rather know... Not to step between people of sick mentality.... I don't understand one thing... What felicity does one find in making a point out of no where....

Its been long that darkness pertained and exalted souls went aloof with an harbinger of sickness!! Let them be banished... the people with asunder tastes of humor!

I remember few lines...

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!

So Narwal sahab.... Better pay heed to advices!

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal.

[narwal]

arre bhai tere te kisne warning de di yaar.baki bhai tere dhore itni mehans ho ri se to maarre jatland pe kai member bimar hai bhai,matlab sick hai bhai unko madda dud-ghee khwa de mere yaar.Bhaaiyyon
Manne to warning aagayi:eek: Sarpanch te ki aag main ghee daal rya soo ;)...
bhaai mhes hi ghanni ho ryi se...

[shobhitdeshwal]

You might forget your manners
You might refuse to stay
And so the best that I can do is pray

Worthless!! Obsolete humor will prevail!! So let me just pray for BODHITVA for my fellow people here!!

Bhai hansi me phansi ho jaya kare Narwal.... Arr main sick koy na soo... Je honda te main hade tanne batlawan na anda kati... Sick jo hai usne bera paat jyaga aap padh ke....

Tu manne teri rajji na mane teri rajji... Par nyu kaha karein re bhai... Ak Nai re nai baal kodad.. ak jijman aage hi awenge.....

God save your souls people!!

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal.

[shobhitdeshwal]

Bhai Mhare sarpancho ne bandh rakhi sai eik patti jispe kimme likh rya sai swad kuch logo ke liye.. Arr bakiyan ke liye likh rya sai beswad... Unko aag lagane waale nahi dikhte.. ghee dalne wale dikhte hain!!!!!

We need a savior for Jatland.... Moderators don't moderate but they circumspect.. I never understood discrete actions taken by bosses!!

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal


Bhaaiyyon
Manne to warning aagayi:eek: Sarpanch te ki aag main ghee daal rya soo ;)...
bhaai mhes hi ghanni ho ryi se...

[narwal]

thik keh di bhai ki haansi main phansi ho je kare.bhai le hum hasna hi band kar dete hai,tu bura mat na manne.baki ek baat jama kiilkii aali keh gya ki nai re nai baal koded-ek jajman tere aage aa jege.bhai munne bahut ghani haansi aa gayi pher te ,buss ek aur kiilki bitha len de kkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii: mad: You might forget your manners
You might refuse to stay
And so the best that I can do is pray

Worthless!! Obsolete humor will prevail!! So let me just pray for BODHITVA for my fellow people here!!

Bhai hansi me phansi ho jaya kare Narwal.... Arr main sick koy na soo... Je honda te main hade tanne batlawan na anda kati... Sick jo hai usne bera paat jyaga aap padh ke....

Tu manne teri rajji na mane teri rajji... Par nyu kaha karein re bhai... Ak Nai re nai baal kodad.. ak jijman aage hi awenge.....
n
God save your souls people!!

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal.

[shobhitdeshwal]

Bhai eik hor sun le.. Suar ki aankh me baal aa ja to Suar hor besaram ho ja hai!!!

Meri tauba.. mere baap ki tauba... jo tane KILKI maran te rokkun bhai.....Main soo kaun?? Tu jama rajji ro bhai... ND paaku ja..... Arr main kyun tang paa rya soo?? Kimme bhi zaroorat ko ni manne te.......

Tu laaga rah.... Nyu aee..... Kimme kar le......

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal.


thik keh di bhai ki haansi main phansi ho je kare.bhai le hum hasna hi band kar dete hai,tu bura mat na manne.baki ek baat jama kiilkii aali keh gya ki nai re nai baal koded-ek jajman tere aage aa jege.bhai munne bahut ghani haansi aa gayi pher te ,buss ek aur kiilki bitha len de kkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii: mad:

[narwal]

areeee shobhit ya kahawat to ghani badiya hai bhai par ya tere pe jama fit baith gayi,kyonki tu besharma ki dhala bina matlab te yade kuch-2 likhn laag reha hai ek meri bhiu sun le,...maan na maan main tera mehman.bhai tu to kham-kha mere sir ho reha se.bhai to apni cheers kar le maari to ho rehi hai.aur in battan ne apne uppar bhi bitha le ek aadhi ne.bhia munne teri salah nahi chahiye aur tu kham-2 number na banawe yadde.thnx 4 all d suggestionsBhai eik hor sun le.. Suar ki aankh me baal aa ja to Suar hor besaram ho ja hai!!!

Meri tauba.. mere baap ki tauba... jo tane KILKI maran te rokkun bhai.....Main soo kaun?? Tu jama rajji ro bhai... ND paaku ja..... Arr main kyun tang paa rya soo?? Kimme bhi zaroorat ko ni manne te.......

Tu laaga rah.... Nyu aee..... Kimme kar le......

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal.

[shobhitdeshwal]

Bhai re......

Tu te nyu chauda ho rya hai jaise bhai teri private property ho Jatland..... maan na maan main tera mahmaan... Re.... Yahde sab free hain kisi bhi thread pe kuch bhi likhne ke liye.... main tanne salah nahi de raha jhakoi.... You don't need it....... I know..... Main apni baat likh raha hun.. Kimme dikkat hai to bata de bhai... Par Yu teri private property ko ni... so better save these words for people encroaching in your space..... Am a free bird here.. as free as you are!!!!!!

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal.


areeee shobhit ya kahawat to ghani badiya hai bhai par ya tere pe jama fit baith gayi,kyonki tu besharma ki dhala bina matlab te yade kuch-2 likhn laag reha hai ek meri bhiu sun le,...maan na maan main tera mehman.bhai tu to kham-kha mere sir ho reha se.bhai to apni cheers kar le maari to ho rehi hai.aur in battan ne apne uppar bhi bitha le ek aadhi ne.bhia munne teri salah nahi chahiye aur tu kham-2 number na banawe yadde.thnx 4 all d suggestions

[yatinder19]

Khaancha(wet area) Maach gaya hai...Sab rapt - rapt ke padn laag rye sai...
Par Garmi main Khaanche main latne ka maja hi kuchh aur hai...

[cooljat]

Hey Dude,

Save ur words for a better day....its a public forum not ur pvt property so anyone can reply here or post!!

Think twice before writin anything and give an attention to the follow member what he wants to say if u got brains, dont try to be smarta$$!!

ur a new kid of the block....so get some exp and then have ur say...tu kham kha mat na uljhe.... pher nahi to publicly sorry mangta handega arr sinkata handega kimme fayeda ko ni is baat ka!!!

better fix yourself to your shity humor which you are meant for!!

It seems ur Jester cuz u took the words on urself which r not meant for u....get some brain and get some life dude!!

Rock on
Jit



areeee shobhit ya kahawat to ghani badiya hai bhai par ya tere pe jama fit baith gayi,kyonki tu besharma ki dhala bina matlab te yade kuch-2 likhn laag reha hai ek meri bhiu sun le,...maan na maan main tera mehman.bhai tu to kham-kha mere sir ho reha se.bhai to apni cheers kar le maari to ho rehi hai.aur in battan ne apne uppar bhi bitha le ek aadhi ne.bhia munne teri salah nahi chahiye aur tu kham-2 number na banawe yadde.thnx 4 all d suggestions

[jitendershooda]

Think twice before writin anything and give an attention to the follow member what he wants to say if u got brains, dont try to be smarta$$!!

ur a new kid of the block....so get some exp and then have ur say...tu kham kha mat na uljhe.... pher nahi to publicly sorry mangta handega arr sinkata handega kimme fayeda ko ni is baat ka!!!


Bhai Jittu ya publicaly sorry aali baat galat kahe di aapne ... madi baat nahi karya kare kade bhi ... haan baki theek hai tene galat lagi te oon kahe le ...ye bhi koe baat hui ...pachli nahi padya karen ...

[yatinder19]

Bhai Jittu ya publicaly sorry aali baat galat kahe di aapne ... madi baat nahi karya kare kade bhi ... haan baki theek hai tene galat lagi te oon kahe le ...ye bhi koe baat hui ...pachli nahi padya karen ...
Hooda Saab
Bade pate ki baat kahi hai...
Aap jo bhi likhte ho mast likhte ho...
Meri aud te ram ram...

[cooljat]

Bhai Hooda
ram ram
kaisa hai...Uk mein mann laag gaya ke?

yaar generaly I dont intervene like this but Mr Narwal has crossed his limits...he thinks he is the soul properiter here so made me offended!!!

waise I felt bad ki mere bhai Hooda ne ya baat buri laagi....but yaar tu hi bata aur ke boloon isne jab ye jahaj rukne kaa naam hi naa le reha ... so got carried away u know!!

Rock on
Jit


Bhai Jittu ya publicaly sorry aali baat galat kahe di aapne ... madi baat nahi karya kare kade bhi ... haan baki theek hai tene galat lagi te oon kahe le ...ye bhi koe baat hui ...pachli nahi padya karen ...

[jitendershooda]

:D :D sunita choudharan munne yo chutkula desi hisab main likh diya .joke bhi desi aur spelling bhi desi.baki thnx 4 ya suggestion,i'll tk cr for all the spell.. in future.ek baat aur tum saari chhori narwal ki mehans ki fikar na karo ,kyonki narwal ki mehans ne to jawar kha li??hahahahahahah kiiiiii lkkiiiiiiiii.m allready engaged sweety.u dont worry,aur hatum jaroor apni mehansa ne jawar khwa diyo je eb tak koi nd na mila ho to.ek aur kilkiiiiiiii

Narwal tun kite te "choudharan" kahe hai er kite "sweety" ... mere batte ek ee sentence ne desi te videsi kar dein hein ... narwal yo "sweety" appatijanak lagya mene ...

er pahelyan te tun hansi hansi mein le rahya tha baat ne er eeb aakhir mein aate aate tun bhi dikhe frustrate ho liya ... nyun nahi mere yaar ... hansi mein ee rahen de isne ... aache aache reply de tha ... keep them up ...

Sunita hey bhateri ragging ho li is nae member ki ... eeb te rahen de ... donu hansi hansi mein choh mein aa liye ho tum ...

[jitendershooda]

Calm down people. Moderators would rather not intervene in this matter but we will not hesitate in taking appropriate action either.

Satyeshwar ji ... its good to calm it down as a member... par itni jaldi moderation ki dhamki te mat diya karo ... ke school mein thode na aa rahe hein hade ye ...

[jitendershooda]

Khaancha(wet area) Maach gaya hai...Sab rapt - rapt ke padn laag rye sai...
Par Garmi main Khaanche main latne ka maja hi kuchh aur hai...

ha ha ha Yati bahut badhiya bhai ... asli jat humour te yo huya ... ha ha ha dikhe tun gaal mein katthe hoe aud pani ke poore maje liya aud hai ...

[sunitahooda]

Jitu ek jagah Bebe bi kahi sai....mareeklee si:o Narwal tun kite te "choudharan" kahe hai er kite "sweety" ... mere batte ek ee sentence ne desi te videsi kar dein hein ... narwal yo "sweety" appatijanak lagya mene ...

er pahelyan te tun hansi hansi mein le rahya tha baat ne er eeb aakhir mein aate aate tun bhi dikhe frustrate ho liya ... nyun nahi mere yaar ... hansi mein ee rahen de isne ... aache aache reply de tha ... keep them up ...

Sunita hey bhateri ragging ho li is nae member ki ... eeb te rahen de ... donu hansi hansi mein choh mein aa liye ho tum ...

[jitendershooda]

The exalted one would rather know... Not to step between people of sick mentality.... I don't understand one thing... What felicity does one find in making a point out of no where....

Its been long that darkness pertained and exalted souls went aloof with an harbinger of sickness!! Let them be banished... the people with asunder tastes of humor!

I remember few lines...

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!

So Narwal sahab.... Better pay heed to advices!

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal.

ha ha ha bhai shobhit itni kardi angreji kyun likhya kare ... tun jo kahena chahve tha dikhe wo clear na ho paya hade ... bhai mene to dictionary khol rakhi se gail ki gail ...hindi te kar li ...ha ha par mere yaar nyun te bata is baat ka sarlarth kun karega :) ha ha ha

"Sick jo hai usne bera paat jyaga aap padh ke.... "

Hmmm ya ke kahi ....

[rahultokas]

Jitu ek jagah Bebe bi kahi sai....mareeklee si:o


hmmm,, manney bhi padhaa thaa mhiyaa-mhiyaa likhaa odd:o

[narwal]

hooda saab main to ib bhi frustrate nahi hoya bakki kuch aadmi ghanna hi bol gaye.ya to aap ne bhi padh li hogi.aap ka thnx hai ki aap ne ek better salah di.Narwal tun kite te "choudharan" kahe hai er kite "sweety" ... mere batte ek ee sentence ne desi te videsi kar dein hein ... narwal yo "sweety" appatijanak lagya mene ...

er pahelyan te tun hansi hansi mein le rahya tha baat ne er eeb aakhir mein aate aate tun bhi dikhe frustrate ho liya ... nyun nahi mere yaar ... hansi mein ee rahen de isne ... aache aache reply de tha ... keep them up ...

Sunita hey bhateri ragging ho li is nae member ki ... eeb te rahen de ... donu hansi hansi mein choh mein aa liye ho tum ...

[jitendershooda]

hooda saab main to ib bhi frustrate nahi hoya bakki kuch aadmi ghanna hi bol gaye.ya to aap ne bhi padh li hogi.aap ka thnx hai ki aap ne ek better salah di.

Koe na bhai matti ger iss baat pe ... aage chalo ... koe hade jee dukhana na chahta par ... kae be ya haryanvi/hindi jo english mein likhi ja hai ... apna poora intent na de pati agla kiss tone mein kahe rahya hai ... might be the other one intended something else and person took it other wise ....

Narwal aur aan de eeb koe naya chutkula ... nae thread pe ...

[narwal]

dear champ
i think instead of givin mah suggestion u listen mah first tat,
be in ya collor,dont jump out of ya shirt,coz lassi munne bhi na pee rakhi bhai. tell u wat ,u keep ya temper in control for a better day coz shikar ke waqt kutiya hagai aali baat na ho je teri gel.kiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiii. baki bhai munne issa ke teri mehans ka punjad paad liya tha jo tu itni bakwas kaat gya.aur bhai m not narrow minded,kyonki main jo mistake karta hu to saari public ke samne bhi kehan te nahi sarmata.munne kuch galat baat boli thi to publically sorry keh di.tu bhi kehwa le ne sorry,dekha ni susra issa.aur bhai nu bhi suruwat tunne kari to jawab den ka farz to hai mera kyonki tunne bahut hi ghatiya baat keh di ya publically sorry aali.aur bhai nu kehan te ke koi sinakta haande se ,kham-kham main daran laag reha hai.baki i never thought tat its mah property.em one of u guys.man my account allready been banned once and i promised 2 smone for not repeating this again ,but u r forcing mah.hope u will end this now.
ugud on ya chiefHey Dude,

Save ur words for a better day....its a public forum not ur pvt property so anyone can reply here or post!!

Think twice before writin anything and give an attention to the follow member what he wants to say if u got brains, dont try to be smarta$$!!

ur a new kid of the block....so get some exp and then have ur say...tu kham kha mat na uljhe.... pher nahi to publicly sorry mangta handega arr sinkata handega kimme fayeda ko ni is baat ka!!!

better fix yourself to your shity humor which you are meant for!!

It seems ur Jester cuz u took the words on urself which r not meant for u....get some brain and get some life dude!!

Rock on
Jit

[narwal]

hooda sir chalo main aapki baat maan ke ne is pe matti geru hu.evry thing is finished frm mah side nywy it waznt like tat ki i waz frustrated but wen i been through tat crapy post by jit ,i cudnt control.anyway.its ok i will try 2 put new stuff.u knw wat mah account been banned once coz of this crap.i dont wanna get again tat.Koe na bhai matti ger iss baat pe ... aage chalo ... koe hade jee dukhana na chahta par ... kae be ya haryanvi/hindi jo english mein likhi ja hai ... apna poora intent na de pati agla kiss tone mein kahe rahya hai ... might be the other one intended something else and person took it other wise ....

Narwal aur aan de eeb koe naya chutkula ... nae thread pe ...

[jitendershooda]

hooda sir chalo main aapki baat maan ke ne is pe matti geru hu.evry thing is finished frm mah side nywy it waznt like tat ki i waz frustrated but wen i been through tat crapy post by jit ,i cudnt control.anyway.its ok i will try 2 put new stuff.u knw wat mah account been banned once coz of this crap.i dont wanna get again tat.

Good attitude narwal ... dont keep hard feelings ... all are nice ... finish ek side te hoe pache band ee ho jyaya kare baat ... and so its good and wiser that you took this initiative ...

[jitendershooda]

hmmm,, manney bhi padhaa thaa mhiyaa-mhiyaa likhaa odd:o

Bhai tokas ...naam te wohe hai par photu kati BHINN hai jo pachla tha uste ...just wandering if you are the same clean shave Rahul Tokas :confused: ... je wohe hai te yo compliment le bhai .... mooch andy jamai ...

[rahultokas]

Bhai tokas ...naam te wohe hai par photu kati BHINN hai jo pachla tha uste ...just wandering if you are the same clean shave Rahul Tokas :confused: ... je wohe hai te yo compliment le bhai .... mooch andy jamai ...


derr karr dee jeetu tanney compliment denn mai,, ibb tai kaat dee yeh mooch:D

[yashbeniwal]

chorre rai,,, bua aale ,, todd padh diya,,,:p :(
kati gaddha saa jhaad kai baga diya,,,, jukar bihaari jeeri ki puli jhaad kai puraal baga diya kare,,, kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiii pai kilkiiiiii:eek: :eek:
shikar ke waqt kutiya hagai aali baat na ho je teri gel.
ghane dina mai suni yaa kahawat,,,,

dear champ
i think instead of givin mah suggestion u listen mah first tat,
be in ya collor,dont jump out of ya shirt,coz lassi munne bhi na pee rakhi bhai. tell u wat ,u keep ya temper in control for a better day coz shikar ke waqt kutiya hagai aali baat na ho je teri gel.kiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiii. baki bhai munne issa ke teri mehans ka punjad paad liya tha jo tu itni bakwas kaat gya.aur bhai m not narrow minded,kyonki main jo mistake karta hu to saari public ke samne bhi kehan te nahi sarmata.munne kuch galat baat boli thi to publically sorry keh di.tu bhi kehwa le ne sorry,dekha ni susra issa.aur bhai nu bhi suruwat tunne kari to jawab den ka farz to hai mera kyonki tunne bahut hi ghatiya baat keh di ya publically sorry aali.aur bhai nu kehan te ke koi sinakta haande se ,kham-kham main daran laag reha hai.baki i never thought tat its mah property.em one of u guys.man my account allready been banned once and i promised 2 smone for not repeating this again ,but u r forcing mah.hope u will end this now.
ugud on ya chief

[narwal]

thnx hooda saab,baki we all new blood need such type of suggestions frm an elder like ya.appreciared.ek baat aur hooda saab munne aap te pehla hi nyonda de diya tha biyah ka,ib aap dekh liyo ki mere teraff te aaoge ek apni bebe ki taraff te(as i told ya shez frm rohtak earlier,if ya remember).baki isse december main katt jega apna patta aazadi te:confused: :mad: hahahaha.KEEP REPLYINGGood attitude narwal ... dont keep hard feelings ... all are nice ... finish ek side te hoe pache band ee ho jyaya kare baat ... and so its good and wiser that you took this initiative ...

[narwal]

AREEEEEEE MAMA KE YAAR MERA TO PET PATGYA HAANS-HAANS KE TERI YA BAAT SUN KE "JUKAR BIHARI JEERI SI JHAD KE PARAL----------".BAKI BHAI YASH NU TO BATA KAUN SE GAAM TE BELONG KARE HAI,TERRE TE BHI BHAI NYONDA DENA HAI IBKE JADDAN MAIN........ADDRESS BATA DIYE KASAIIIIIIIII..BHAI TERI BAATAN MAIN TO ISSA JEE SA LAAGE HAI KI KATTI KIILLKKII BITHA DU HU ASLI AALIIII.BHAI RE TERE KHATAR EK JOKE POST KARA HAI PADH LIYE.chorre rai,,, bua aale ,, todd padh diya,,,:p :(
kati gaddha saa jhaad kai baga diya,,,, jukar bihaari jeeri ki puli jhaad kai puraal baga diya kare,,, kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiii pai kilkiiiiii:eek: :eek:
shikar ke waqt kutiya hagai aali baat na ho je teri gel.
ghane dina mai suni yaa kahawat,,,,

[yashbeniwal]

Bhai Yaar tai nu e tota saa bitha diya kare,,,,,,, tu chinta naa maane tere saare chutkale padha karu mai,, tame kaad kai,,,,
bhai mai hoon Samalkha nearby panipat ka,,,,,,,tu aan de nu e ese ese,,,, nu e ghee saa ghaalda raho bhai,,, chai fer suwar ki aankh mai baal aao,,, chhaye jhote ki phungad mai batta,,,, kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


AREEEEEEE MAMA KE YAAR MERA TO PET PATGYA HAANS-HAANS KE TERI YA BAAT SUN KE "JUKAR BIHARI JEERI SI JHAD KE PARAL----------".BAKI BHAI YASH NU TO BATA KAUN SE GAAM TE BELONG KARE HAI,TERRE TE BHI BHAI NYONDA DENA HAI IBKE JADDAN MAIN........ADDRESS BATA DIYE KASAIIIIIIIII..BHAI TERI BAATAN MAIN TO ISSA JEE SA LAAGE HAI KI KATTI KIILLKKII BITHA DU HU ASLI AALIIII.BHAI RE TERE KHATAR EK JOKE POST KARA HAI PADH LIYE.

[yatinder19]

Bhai Yaar tai nu e tota saa bitha diya kare,,,,,,, tu chinta naa maane tere saare chutkale padha karu mai,, tame kaad kai,,,,
bhai mai hoon Samalkha nearby panipat ka,,,,,,,tu aan de nu e ese ese,,,, nu e ghee saa ghaalda raho bhai,,, chai fer suwar ki aankh mai baal aao,,, chhaye jhote ki phungad mai batta,,,, kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Beniwaal saab
Ghee gaila Boora bhi ghalwa liyo???

[yashbeniwal]

Chhikara Sahab,,

jab ghee aa gaya tai,, boora bhi aawegi,,,, boora nai ke nue chod denge,,,:eek: :eek: ,,

Beniwaal saab
Ghee gaila Boora bhi ghalwa liyo???

[narwal]

bhai main puri kosis kar reha hu ghee boora ralllan kii,baki bhai jhotte ki punjjad main lapeta aagya ,ib to bhai punjjad katwani padegi jhotte ki aur suwar ki aankha main bhi aankh dukhan ki dawai ghalni padegi.:D Chhikara Sahab,,

jab ghee aa gaya tai,, boora bhi aawegi,,,, boora nai ke nue chod denge,,,:eek: :eek: ,,

[yatinder19]

bhai main puri kosis kar reha hu ghee boora ralllan kii,baki bhai jhotte ki punjjad main lapeta aagya ,ib to bhai punjjad katwani padegi jhotte ki aur suwar ki aankha main bhi aankh dukhan ki dawai ghalni padegi.:D
Narwal saab
daactar banan ka vichaar hai kya...

[narwal]

hahahah chhikara bhai sahi keh di.bhai ke kare ib dangaara ki taklif na dekhi jaati.mere jee main to aa ri se daangara ka daactar banan ki......:rolleyes: Narwal saab
daactar banan ka vichaar hai kya...

[sunitahooda]

Narwal...ya kahawat padhey paachey mere pai likhey bina na rehya gaya....iss upparli saari situation pai ek meri kahawat padh tu....arr jo kaamal maanas sain unn kai bi samjh aaja kerra....KUMHAR KI KUMHARI PAI TAI PAAR BASAAVE NA ...GADHI KE KAAN AINTHANN BHAAJEY....ibb paatega dameedd sa....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:D :p dear champ
i think instead of givin mah suggestion u listen mah first tat,
be in ya collor,dont jump out of ya shirt,coz lassi munne bhi na pee rakhi bhai. tell u wat ,u keep ya temper in control for a better day coz shikar ke waqt kutiya hagai aali baat na ho je teri gel.kiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiii. baki bhai munne issa ke teri mehans ka punjad paad liya tha jo tu itni bakwas kaat gya.aur bhai m not narrow minded,kyonki main jo mistake karta hu to saari public ke samne bhi kehan te nahi sarmata.munne kuch galat baat boli thi to publically sorry keh di.tu bhi kehwa le ne sorry,dekha ni susra issa.aur bhai nu bhi suruwat tunne kari to jawab den ka farz to hai mera kyonki tunne bahut hi ghatiya baat keh di ya publically sorry aali.aur bhai nu kehan te ke koi sinakta haande se ,kham-kham main daran laag reha hai.baki i never thought tat its mah property.em one of u guys.man my account allready been banned once and i promised 2 smone for not repeating this again ,but u r forcing mah.hope u will end this now.
ugud on ya chief

[yatinder19]

Hooda madam
Yahan par Kumhar,Kumhari aur gadhi koun hai???
Kripya Parkash daaliye???

[rahultokas]

Narwal...ya kahawat padhey paachey mere pai likhey bina na rehya gaya....iss upparli saari situation pai ek meri kahawat padh tu....arr jo kaamal maanas sain unn kai bi samjh aaja kerra....KUMHAR KI KUMHARI PAI TAI PAAR BASAAVE NA ...GADHI KE KAAN AINTHANN BHAAJEY....ibb paatega dameedd sa....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:D :p


Killlkiii pai Killlkiii:D

[sunitahooda]

Rahan dey tu ghaney swaad ley rya sai kaal ka:D :p Hooda madam
Yahan par Kumhar,Kumhari aur gadhi koun hai???
Kripya Parkash daaliye???

[narwal]

:D mere ya khawat to samaj main aa gayi,baki kumhar bichhara samajdar aadmi hai kyonki je usne kumhari ke latth gaad diya to uski kainch ligad jegi,is karke bichhara gaddhe ne chheet le hai....kiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkiiiii iii
ek khawat mere bhi dimag main aa gayi"
"khisyani billi khamba noochhe":p :p :p :p
ek aur kiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiii.
kal ka teri hi baat dekhan laag reha tha choudharan.kadde bicchal gayi thiiiiiii.
ek kahawat aur sunooooooo
"mehans apna rang to dekhti na chhatri ne dekh ke fadke"
kiiiiilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Narwal...ya kahawat padhey paachey mere pai likhey bina na rehya gaya....iss upparli saari situation pai ek meri kahawat padh tu....arr jo kaamal maanas sain unn kai bi samjh aaja kerra....KUMHAR KI KUMHARI PAI TAI PAAR BASAAVE NA ...GADHI KE KAAN AINTHANN BHAAJEY....ibb paatega dameedd sa....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:D :p

[yatinder19]

:D mere ya khawat to samaj main aa gayi,baki kumhar bichhara samajdar aadmi hai kyonki je usne kumhari ke latth gaad diya to uski kainch ligad jegi,is karke bichhara gaddhe ne chheet le hai....kiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkiiiii iii
ek khawat mere bhi dimag main aa gayi"
"khisyani billi khamba noochhe":p :p :p :p
ek aur kiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiii.
kal ka teri hi baat dekhan laag reha tha choudharan.kadde bicchal gayi thiiiiiii.
ek kahawat aur sunooooooo
"mehans apna rang to dekhti na chhatri ne dekh ke fadke"
kiiiiilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Kiiiiiiiiiilkiiiiii pai Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkiiiiiiiii

[narwal]

bhai chhikara tum saare samajdar ho mere yaar ib saari ramlila dekh ke ne nu na puchiyo ki sita kaun thiiiiiiiiiii
kkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiillllllllkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiii ka chhala sa pat gya yaade to.mere gella 6 malang baithe hai office main saare ka haans-2 ke bura haal ho gya Hooda madam
Yahan par Kumhar,Kumhari aur gadhi koun hai???
Kripya Parkash daaliye???

[yashbeniwal]

paat gaya bebe dameed tai,,,,:eek: :p kilkiiiii pai kilkiiiiiiiiiii


Narwal...ya kahawat padhey paachey mere pai likhey bina na rehya gaya....iss upparli saari situation pai ek meri kahawat padh tu....arr jo kaamal maanas sain unn kai bi samjh aaja kerra....KUMHAR KI KUMHARI PAI TAI PAAR BASAAVE NA ...GADHI KE KAAN AINTHANN BHAAJEY....ibb paatega dameedd sa....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:D :p

[cooljat]

Bhai Hooda,

Ye baat to sahi kahi.....itni kardi angreji likhe se Yo Warrior Poet....ki acche acche ke palle na padti.....it takes Quality intellect n brain to understand his saying....jiski ish thread mein likhne aaloon mein katii kammi si hai....kuch ek ko chhod ke :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

"Sick jo hai usne bera paat jyaga aap padh ke.... " ;)

hehehehe.....ye kasuti kahi....Sick hai usne bera paat hi jaayega but bhai adde to saare ke saare Sick nikle vo bhi sikhe hue.....aur kisi aur ki baat aapne pe le gaye...but Who cares anyway, chullle mein padan de!!

aapne ke paddi se jib Sarpanch log hi dhyaan sa naa de rehe :rolleyes:

keep it up guys, Jaton ka naam nu hi roshan karte reho aapas mein lad lad ke!!


GodSpeed!!!


Rock on
Jit

ha ha ha bhai shobhit itni kardi angreji kyun likhya kare ... tun jo kahena chahve tha dikhe wo clear na ho paya hade ... bhai mene to dictionary khol rakhi se gail ki gail ...hindi te kar li ...ha ha par mere yaar nyun te bata is baat ka sarlarth kun karega :) ha ha ha

"Sick jo hai usne bera paat jyaga aap padh ke.... "

Hmmm ya ke kahi ....

[samranwa]

Hey all,

It was really heart breaking.... To learn that Jats have come down from their grace!

Tough I too could be called an outsider, and can be called to quit.... And mere pe bhi voh saari kahawate laga di ja sakti hain jo Shobhit sir and Jit sir pe laga di lekin ruka nahi ja raha....

What my view of the whole thread is...... That people have different tastes of humor. Someone has got deep intellect, which did not come in brains of Amit sir and Sunita Maa'm. And the harsh sarcasm of both of them would break the heart of any civilized soul. Jit sir on the other hand has been very true when he comes for the rescue of Shobhit sir, as he alone could have understood the real meaning lying in that humorous post, (The exalted one....) hahahahaha How so very true was that said.

Amit sir, I am sorry but despite being in melbourne, you don't seem to grab the intellect from surroundings.... Attitude is a block, one knows nothing, but needs to learn. And Sunita Maa'm, I have been looking at almost all of your posts, I smell frustration and darkness in your sarcasm. You are a respectable senior member of this beautiful community of ours, looking at the way you tend to instigate quarrels is seriously discouraging for someone like me. It seriously tells me that had I been in my village, I would have been brought up in the same dirty political environment. Where brothers tend to eat up their own brothers. Seriously discouraging.

As I said all of you by now would have raised your eyebrows over me. That I am an outsider and need not peep into all this. But.. this again is very very disgusting!! That people, 3 or 4 of you sit in a condominium and spell sarcasm and abuses for people and don't expect anyone else to come in.

Shobhit sir, I have always admired him as a deep philosopher. Have not been reading his posts for long.... This again was an awesome humor. But alas! It did not penentrate the blocked brains of people in close circle. Jit sir, whatever I say for him will be naught! He has been here for everyone... And have never seen him in anger or anguish. Till it comes to logic and legitimate! Sunita Maa'm, I have always seen her making faces and doing sarcasm... Amit sir, always on with humor!!

And Shobhit sir says it rightly, may be I am banned today for this post, as our moderators never make a point against this sarcasm!!

Jit sir and Shobhit sir, I have just two lines for you...

But I could have told you, Vincent,
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you.

They would not listen, they are not listening still, Perhaps... They NEVER will.

Regards,

Sam.

[narwal]

gud on ya sam,gr8 efforts .ya knw wat u seems be aiight in few threads,but it aiint like tat u need 2 take it so seriously coz we all r here 4 laugh nd givin up our frustrated moments .i admit tat we guys mistaken each other but hey it all coz lack of conversation.u dont painic abt it.i respect your thread nd now its just a fun.if we leave few threads (hving bad comments on) its really a nice humour while be in touch ya frnz.anywy dont hesitate to point out in such conditons.........
hv a nc dayHey all,

It was really heart breaking.... To learn that Jats have come down from their grace!

Tough I too could be called an outsider, and can be called to quit.... And mere pe bhi voh saari kahawate laga di ja sakti hain jo Shobhit sir and Jit sir pe laga di lekin ruka nahi ja raha....

What my view of the whole thread is...... That people have different tastes of humor. Someone has got deep intellect, which did not come in brains of Amit sir and Sunita Maa'm. And the harsh sarcasm of both of them would break the heart of any civilized soul. Jit sir on the other hand has been very true when he comes for the rescue of Shobhit sir, as he alone could have understood the real meaning lying in that humorous post, (The exalted one....) hahahahaha How so very true was that said.

Amit sir, I am sorry but despite being in melbourne, you don't seem to grab the intellect from surroundings.... Attitude is a block, one knows nothing, but needs to learn. And Sunita Maa'm, I have been looking at almost all of your posts, I smell frustration and darkness in your sarcasm. You are a respectable senior member of this beautiful community of ours, looking at the way you tend to instigate quarrels is seriously discouraging for someone like me. It seriously tells me that had I been in my village, I would have been brought up in the same dirty political environment. Where brothers tend to eat up their own brothers. Seriously discouraging.

As I said all of you by now would have raised your eyebrows over me. That I am an outsider and need not peep into all this. But.. this again is very very disgusting!! That people, 3 or 4 of you sit in a condominium and spell sarcasm and abuses for people and don't expect anyone else to come in.

Shobhit sir, I have always admired him as a deep philosopher. Have not been reading his posts for long.... This again was an awesome humor. But alas! It did not penentrate the blocked brains of people in close circle. Jit sir, whatever I say for him will be naught! He has been here for everyone... And have never seen him in anger or anguish. Till it comes to logic and legitimate! Sunita Maa'm, I have always seen her making faces and doing sarcasm... Amit sir, always on with humor!!

And Shobhit sir says it rightly, may be I am banned today for this post, as our moderators never make a point against this sarcasm!!

Jit sir and Shobhit sir, I have just two lines for you...

But I could have told you, Vincent,
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you.

They would not listen, they are not listening still, Perhaps... They NEVER will.

Regards,

Sam.

[msingh]

hi dear
dont think that i am taking somebody's side but let me tell in in a thread when all the men are just commenting on a single female and if she doesnt answer back then it is a prob and if she does then the guys take it to there ego.......and i should say that Sunita is still cool about it by giving such answers but if somebody else like me would have been there then I would have lost there clam


At the same time i would request the male members to maintain a level of dignity and not to write anything which offends other people
Swad leven kee chakkar maine haar thread ma ine laadai hoo jaati hai ....

Hooda madam
Yahan par Kumhar,Kumhari aur gadhi koun hai???
Kripya Parkash daaliye???

Hey all,

It was really heart breaking.... To learn that Jats have come down from their grace!

Tough I too could be called an outsider, and can be called to quit.... And mere pe bhi voh saari kahawate laga di ja sakti hain jo Shobhit sir and Jit sir pe laga di lekin ruka nahi ja raha....

What my view of the whole thread is...... That people have different tastes of humor. Someone has got deep intellect, which did not come in brains of Amit sir and Sunita Maa'm. And the harsh sarcasm of both of them would break the heart of any civilized soul. Jit sir on the other hand has been very true when he comes for the rescue of Shobhit sir, as he alone could have understood the real meaning lying in that humorous post, (The exalted one....) hahahahaha How so very true was that said.

Amit sir, I am sorry but despite being in melbourne, you don't seem to grab the intellect from surroundings.... Attitude is a block, one knows nothing, but needs to learn. And Sunita Maa'm, I have been looking at almost all of your posts, I smell frustration and darkness in your sarcasm. You are a respectable senior member of this beautiful community of ours, looking at the way you tend to instigate quarrels is seriously discouraging for someone like me. It seriously tells me that had I been in my village, I would have been brought up in the same dirty political environment. Where brothers tend to eat up their own brothers. Seriously discouraging.

As I said all of you by now would have raised your eyebrows over me. That I am an outsider and need not peep into all this. But.. this again is very very disgusting!! That people, 3 or 4 of you sit in a condominium and spell sarcasm and abuses for people and don't expect anyone else to come in.

Shobhit sir, I have always admired him as a deep philosopher. Have not been reading his posts for long.... This again was an awesome humor. But alas! It did not penentrate the blocked brains of people in close circle. Jit sir, whatever I say for him will be naught! He has been here for everyone... And have never seen him in anger or anguish. Till it comes to logic and legitimate! Sunita Maa'm, I have always seen her making faces and doing sarcasm... Amit sir, always on with humor!!

And Shobhit sir says it rightly, may be I am banned today for this post, as our moderators never make a point against this sarcasm!!

Jit sir and Shobhit sir, I have just two lines for you...

But I could have told you, Vincent,
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you.

They would not listen, they are not listening still, Perhaps... They NEVER will.

Regards,

Sam.

[narwal]

manisha ji ib aap bhi???????
yaar is sari thread ka humour khatam ho gya lecture ke chhakkra main.yaar aaj to tadki te lecture ho rehe se.tu ib jyada mastarni na banna yaade hahaha:D .aur koi new joke paste kar de saad de siiiiiiii.baki stop all these things yaar .laugh nd let others laugh.
ib saanp to likad gya lakchir piten te ke fayda.baki aage te swad den ki taal marange.
swad len aale sawdhan bhaiyo chhoriya ne kamar kas li seeeeeeee??????????
swad len aale samaj gaye hogye
kikkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkkkkkkkkkkkiiiii iiiiiiiiii:D hi dear
dont think that i am taking somebody's side but let me tell in in a thread when all the men are just commenting on a single female and if she doesnt answer back then it is a prob and if she does then the guys take it to there ego.......and i should say that Sunita is still cool about it by giving such answers but if somebody else like me would have been there then I would have lost there clam


At the same time i would request the male members to maintain a level of dignity and not to write anything which offends other people
Swad leven kee chakkar maine haar thread ma ine laadai hoo jaati hai ....

[sunitahooda]

Hey Sweety...Gimme a break....you have found some Deep Philosopher...be happy/regards them as per your wish....stop using my name?OK? cuz i've experienced DEEP PHILOSOPHER'S SHALLOW EXPRESSIONS....NOW THE GOLDEN WORDS....NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE:rolleyes: :p Hey all,

It was really heart breaking.... To learn that Jats have come down from their grace!

Tough I too could be called an outsider, and can be called to quit.... And mere pe bhi voh saari kahawate laga di ja sakti hain jo Shobhit sir and Jit sir pe laga di lekin ruka nahi ja raha....

What my view of the whole thread is...... That people have different tastes of humor. Someone has got deep intellect, which did not come in brains of Amit sir and Sunita Maa'm. And the harsh sarcasm of both of them would break the heart of any civilized soul. Jit sir on the other hand has been very true when he comes for the rescue of Shobhit sir, as he alone could have understood the real meaning lying in that humorous post, (The exalted one....) hahahahaha How so very true was that said.

Amit sir, I am sorry but despite being in melbourne, you don't seem to grab the intellect from surroundings.... Attitude is a block, one knows nothing, but needs to learn. And Sunita Maa'm, I have been looking at almost all of your posts, I smell frustration and darkness in your sarcasm. You are a respectable senior member of this beautiful community of ours, looking at the way you tend to instigate quarrels is seriously discouraging for someone like me. It seriously tells me that had I been in my village, I would have been brought up in the same dirty political environment. Where brothers tend to eat up their own brothers. Seriously discouraging.

As I said all of you by now would have raised your eyebrows over me. That I am an outsider and need not peep into all this. But.. this again is very very disgusting!! That people, 3 or 4 of you sit in a condominium and spell sarcasm and abuses for people and don't expect anyone else to come in.

Shobhit sir, I have always admired him as a deep philosopher. Have not been reading his posts for long.... This again was an awesome humor. But alas! It did not penentrate the blocked brains of people in close circle. Jit sir, whatever I say for him will be naught! He has been here for everyone... And have never seen him in anger or anguish. Till it comes to logic and legitimate! Sunita Maa'm, I have always seen her making faces and doing sarcasm... Amit sir, always on with humor!!

And Shobhit sir says it rightly, may be I am banned today for this post, as our moderators never make a point against this sarcasm!!

Jit sir and Shobhit sir, I have just two lines for you...

But I could have told you, Vincent,
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you.

They would not listen, they are not listening still, Perhaps... They NEVER will.

Regards,

Sam.

[yashbeniwal]

Can u tell what is heart braking here??:confused: ,,,,, this is all abt humour and a try to wake up this humour section from a long giant sleep.
One thing that come in my mind that without knowing any person personally , U make so many pictures of his/her in ur mind frame. U r not old enough to justify any people qualities and disqualities.

On the basis of this humour section how dare u r to say anything abt Sunita hooda's nature and attitude. What u know abt her? who r u ? Hardly anyone know u here , u r the same yek yek girl naa,,,,,,,,,:p :D

and 4 ur kind info,,, on the basis of this humour section and jatland u r nat able to justify any people ,,,,,, my dear frnd this is all abt fun and exploring ur world in which u find some good and some bad experiences. U also find some Gems, par uske liye aapka bhi gem hona zaroori hai,,,,, nahi toh vahi baat ho0 jaayegi jo aapke saath hui hai ki " dedh nai dedh Ganga kinare fait jaya kare",,:eek: :eek: ,,,
Better u keep ur advices and suggesstions upto u,,,, don't try to be pour them on others,,,, those people u admires ,,,pls keep admiring them,,,,,,

We only comes here for some entrain, fun and making our mood fresh,,, not to fight with anyone n not 4 listening some suggestions frm the baby like u,,,:eek: :eek:

now read n enjoy,,,, that is what is humour all abt,,,,,
"Agar aapko kehna aata hai toh sunne ki himmat bhi rakho",,,,,,,,,,,:eek:
Hey all,

It was really heart breaking.... To learn that Jats have come down from their grace!

Tough I too could be called an outsider, and can be called to quit.... And mere pe bhi voh saari kahawate laga di ja sakti hain jo Shobhit sir and Jit sir pe laga di lekin ruka nahi ja raha....

What my view of the whole thread is...... That people have different tastes of humor. Someone has got deep intellect, which did not come in brains of Amit sir and Sunita Maa'm. And the harsh sarcasm of both of them would break the heart of any civilized soul. Jit sir on the other hand has been very true when he comes for the rescue of Shobhit sir, as he alone could have understood the real meaning lying in that humorous post, (The exalted one....) hahahahaha How so very true was that said.

Amit sir, I am sorry but despite being in melbourne, you don't seem to grab the intellect from surroundings.... Attitude is a block, one knows nothing, but needs to learn. And Sunita Maa'm, I have been looking at almost all of your posts, I smell frustration and darkness in your sarcasm. You are a respectable senior member of this beautiful community of ours, looking at the way you tend to instigate quarrels is seriously discouraging for someone like me. It seriously tells me that had I been in my village, I would have been brought up in the same dirty political environment. Where brothers tend to eat up their own brothers. Seriously discouraging.

As I said all of you by now would have raised your eyebrows over me. That I am an outsider and need not peep into all this. But.. this again is very very disgusting!! That people, 3 or 4 of you sit in a condominium and spell sarcasm and abuses for people and don't expect anyone else to come in.

Shobhit sir, I have always admired him as a deep philosopher. Have not been reading his posts for long.... This again was an awesome humor. But alas! It did not penentrate the blocked brains of people in close circle. Jit sir, whatever I say for him will be naught! He has been here for everyone... And have never seen him in anger or anguish. Till it comes to logic and legitimate! Sunita Maa'm, I have always seen her making faces and doing sarcasm... Amit sir, always on with humor!!

And Shobhit sir says it rightly, may be I am banned today for this post, as our moderators never make a point against this sarcasm!!

Jit sir and Shobhit sir, I have just two lines for you...

But I could have told you, Vincent,
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you.

They would not listen, they are not listening still, Perhaps... They NEVER will.

Regards,

Sam.

[msingh]

.i respect your thread nd now its just a fun.if we leave few threads (hving bad comments on) its really a nice humour while be in touch ya frnz.anywy dont hesitate to point out in such conditons.........
hv a nc day hahahahaha

[yatinder19]

Koi ladaai nahin kar raha...Hamare beech main koi ladaai nahin...
Phir bhi koi na koi RAICHAND aa ke bta jata hai ki tum ladaai kar rahe ho...
Bhaaiyyon yahan koi laadai nahin ho rahi, aur ye humour section hai...
Apne lecture baaki sectiono main likhon...we khaali pade hain

[shobhitdeshwal]

Manisha Bebe,

Ksisi hai tu? Arr kutkut kaisi hai?

Dikhe bebe..... Baat saari yeh hai ki words are not ample to tell you anything. They are not even enough to tell you the taste of sugar... They merely hint. And words of writing are always so...... I write them in one thought.. you read them in another thought!!! And thus this....

Arr dikhe...... Truth is always sour!!

But.... peace is the name of the game....... I have always accepted anything which I have done or said wrong!! And in the last post too.... I did not point on anything... It was just humor which I was taking forward..... The language probably was not clear.

I thought I finally received a break
Only to see the sun fall

My eyes will not see what they longed to see
My lips will not taste what they longed to taste

Why does life have to be like this
Full of hatred and pain
Instead of joy and bliss

peacepeacepeacepeacepeacepeacepeacepeacepeacepeace peacepeacepeacepeacepeacepeace

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal

[yashbeniwal]

Chhikara Sahab ,,,,
nu lo kheench kai,,,,
er kilkii@raichand,,,,,,,,,,,:eek: :eek:
jama mhee saa barshaa diya er gail aandhi laa di ,,eb nu batao paata tai udh jaawegaa par maati ke daale ka k howegaa????:eek: :eek: dalle er paate aali khawat tai suni hogi aapnai,,,,,,
bata log humnai haste bolte bhi nahi dekh sakhte,,,,,
bhai aapa mauz lenge ,,,, er roz lenge,,, er naa mili tai khoss lenge,,,,,:D :p

Koi ladaai nahin kar raha...Hamare beech main koi ladaai nahin...
Phir bhi koi na koi RAICHAND aa ke bta jata hai ki tum ladaai kar rahe ho...
Bhaaiyyon yahan koi laadai nahin ho rahi, aur ye humour section hai...
Apne lecture baaki sectiono main likhon...we khaali pade hain

[narwal]

bhai yattin tunne jama thik kehya yaar hum saare kacche se kaat rehe se aur ye bera ni kadde te aan laag rehe se.koi inko roko yaar na to ye jaroor ladai karwa denge faaltu ke lecture aur suggestions de- de ke ne.bhaiyo munne kal bhi ek baat kahi thi maan-na-maan main tera mehman.matlab bhai is thread pe jo jee main aawe likho par kisi ko bina mangi salah mat do jaisa ki last pages main ho gya hai.dear phillosssssssssphersssssss aap loogo ke liye humour section wrong place hai.aap loog koi aur section dekho jisme philosphy ki jarurat hai.yaade sirf chutkule likhe jaate hai.........
issi baat pe ek joke in next thread:)
Koi ladaai nahin kar raha...Hamare beech main koi ladaai nahin...
Phir bhi koi na koi RAICHAND aa ke bta jata hai ki tum ladaai kar rahe ho...
Bhaaiyyon yahan koi laadai nahin ho rahi, aur ye humour section hai...
Apne lecture baaki sectiono main likhon...we khaali pade hain

[rahultokas]

Chhikara Sahab ,,,,
nu lo kheench kai,,,,
er kilkii@raichand,,,,,,,,,,,:eek: :eek:
jama mhee saa barshaa diya er gail aandhi laa di ,,eb nu batao paata tai udh jaawegaa par maati ke daale ka k howegaa????:eek: :eek: dalle er paate aali khawat tai suni hogi aapnai,,,,,,
bata log humnai haste bolte bhi nahi dekh sakhte,,,,,
bhai aapa mauz lenge ,,,, er roz lenge,,, er naa mili tai khoss lenge,,,,,:D :p



aaj kaa k program sai teraa saanjh kaa,,, levey k maujj,,:D

[yashbeniwal]

Ere Chhikara er Narwal bhai,,,

ere tumnai kise satsang yaa sadhu baba k dere ka bera sai k ,,,,:eek: bhai bera ho tai bata do kuch log shaanti ki taalash mai humour mai bad gaye jade saari haan kilkii laaga jaaya kare,,,, yadai ashanti naa milti shaanti ka k kaam yahan,, yahan toh sirf udmash utra kare,,, kilkiiiiiiiiii@ udmash,,:D

koi pata bata do er bhai chod aao udai ,, aajkal tai jagah jagh dere khola baithe sai yeh,,, er yaa waa chilam bhi dua diyo,,, shaanti lein mai waa bhi kaam aaya kare,,,,,:eek: :eek:

[yashbeniwal]

Kyun nahi bhai ,,, neki er pooch pooch,,, jatan ki tai neki er puss puss hoya kare,,,
kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

aaj kaa k program sai teraa saanjh kaa,,, levey k maujj,,:D

[yatinder19]

Ere Chhikara er Narwal bhai,,,

ere tumnai kise satsang yaa sadhu baba k dere ka bera sai k ,,,,:eek: bhai bera ho tai bata do kuch log shaanti ki taalash mai humour mai bad gaye jade saari haan kilkii laaga jaaya kare,,,, yadai ashanti naa milti shaanti ka k kaam yahan,, yahan toh sirf udmash utra kare,,, kilkiiiiiiiiii@ udmash,,:D

koi pata bata do er bhai chod aao udai ,, aajkal tai jagah jagh dere khola baithe sai yeh,,, er yaa waa chilam bhi dua diyo,,, shaanti lein mai waa bhi kaam aaya kare,,,,,:eek: :eek:
Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllkiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiii @Udmas...
sahi kahi beniwaal saab!
Par ye daaki pade hain...achaa maje le ke pad rahe se aur beech - beech main khaans jave sain ki ibbe jaaga saa...

[narwal]

:D yu ke keh diya bhai yash tunne ,ruk ja ek minute--------
kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pe kkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkk kiiiiiiiiii
main ni mannu aaj to 7-8 kiilki bithani padegi is baat pe
kkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllkkkkkk kkkkiiiiiiiii ek aur kiiiiiiiilllllllkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii
ek aur kkkkkkkiiiiiiiiillllllllllkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii.
buss bhai mera to gaal baith gya kilki mar-mar ke.
bhai chhikara ssab munne nu suni thi ek jhajjar main ek bahut tagda sadhu ka deeraa se ,bhai in saare shantiye ke pujariya ne judd ke ne udde baga de,je tunne meri help chahiye to my pleasure to sweap allthis shanti mosquito upto sadhu-santz deeraa
jande-jande ek kiilkii aur bithaunga taaki in ki shanti ka jama gaal sa gutt jeeeeeEre Chhikara er Narwal bhai,,,

ere tumnai kise satsang yaa sadhu baba k dere ka bera sai k ,,,,:eek: bhai bera ho tai bata do kuch log shaanti ki taalash mai humour mai bad gaye jade saari haan kilkii laaga jaaya kare,,,, yadai ashanti naa milti shaanti ka k kaam yahan,, yahan toh sirf udmash utra kare,,, kilkiiiiiiiiii@ udmash,,:D

koi pata bata do er bhai chod aao udai ,, aajkal tai jagah jagh dere khola baithe sai yeh,,, er yaa waa chilam bhi dua diyo,,, shaanti lein mai waa bhi kaam aaya kare,,,,,:eek: :eek:

[narwal]

arre bhaiyo aaj jaroor programme bana liyo shaanj ka main bhi tyari gaddan laag reha su .saare bhai raat ne cheers kar denge
kkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiilllllllllllkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiii ii:D Kyun nahi bhai ,,, neki er pooch pooch,,, jatan ki tai neki er puss puss hoya kare,,,
kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[yatinder19]

:D yu ke keh diya bhai yash tunne ,ruk ja ek minute--------
kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pe kkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkk kiiiiiiiiii
main ni mannu aaj to 7-8 kiilki bithani padegi is baat pe
kkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllkkkkkk kkkkiiiiiiiii ek aur kiiiiiiiilllllllkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii
ek aur kkkkkkkiiiiiiiiillllllllllkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii.
buss bhai mera to gaal baith gya kilki mar-mar ke.
bhai chhikara ssab munne nu suni thi ek jhajjar main ek bahut tagda sadhu ka deeraa se ,bhai in saare shantiye ke pujariya ne judd ke ne udde baga de,je tunne meri help chahiye to my pleasure to sweap allthis shanti mosquito upto sadhu-santz deeraa
jande-jande ek kiilkii aur bithaunga taaki in ki shanti ka jama gaal sa gutt jeeeee

Ye bhaai saare CHHAARA aale johad main nawahane(bath) padenge...
ye bhaai akhbaara (dainik bhaskar) aale chutkale pad ke hasaniya-paataniyyan hain..mhari baat te ladaai laage gi...
Bhaai ya pahli baar nahin hua,jab hum jat baat karaan saa to punjabi/baniyyaan soche hain ki ladaai karein hai....Par ye to apne the...ye bhi sochan laag ge...

[sunitahooda]

Yash tu tai bohot gehraayi ki baat kar gya...aaj tai tera naya Job Profile....Killki Taull ka Deep Philosopher....ibb mai samjhi akk MAI GEM SU...JIBBEY TAI SAREY GEM MILLEY:) Can u tell what is heart braking here??:confused: ,,,,, this is all abt humour and a try to wake up this humour section from a long giant sleep.
One thing that come in my mind that without knowing any person personally , U make so many pictures of his/her in ur mind frame. U r not old enough to justify any people qualities and disqualities.

On the basis of this humour section how dare u r to say anything abt Sunita hooda's nature and attitude. What u know abt her? who r u ? Hardly anyone know u here , u r the same yek yek girl naa,,,,,,,,,:p :D

and 4 ur kind info,,, on the basis of this humour section and jatland u r nat able to justify any people ,,,,,, my dear frnd this is all abt fun and exploring ur world in which u find some good and some bad experiences. U also find some Gems, par uske liye aapka bhi gem hona zaroori hai,,,,, nahi toh vahi baat ho0 jaayegi jo aapke saath hui hai ki " dedh nai dedh Ganga kinare fait jaya kare",,:eek: :eek: ,,,
Better u keep ur advices and suggesstions upto u,,,, don't try to be pour them on others,,,, those people u admires ,,,pls keep admiring them,,,,,,

We only comes here for some entrain, fun and making our mood fresh,,, not to fight with anyone n not 4 listening some suggestions frm the baby like u,,,:eek: :eek:

now read n enjoy,,,, that is what is humour all abt,,,,,
"Agar aapko kehna aata hai toh sunne ki himmat bhi rakho",,,,,,,,,,,:eek:

[narwal]

bhai chaal teri hi maan le,bhai inne cheh to nawah de aur jo tunne thik laage nu kar de pur mere bhai in shanti doota ne yade te bahar diga do .mere to sir main baddak ho gyi.aur bhai ye maaree attitude,knowledge ne bina jaane challenge kar rehe hai .ya baat hajam nahi hoti yaar.
nywy let them go to himalya in search of shanti the very strong enemy of apni.
kkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllkkkkkkkkkiiiii iiii:D Ye bhaai saare CHHAARA aale johad main nawahane(bath) padenge...
ye bhaai akhbaara (dainik bhaskar) aale chutkale pad ke hasaniya-paataniyyan hain..mhari baat te ladaai laage gi...
Bhaai ya pahli baar nahin hua,jab hum jat baat karaan saa to punjabi/baniyyaan soche hain ki ladaai karein hai....Par ye to apne the...ye bhi sochan laag ge...

[shobhitdeshwal]

Hey Sam,

Nothing more can I pen down.... Should you need a bit of insight... go through the flowing:

Don't fall too deep
Into the death trap
There is nothing to gain
And everything to lose

You get attached
To people you don't know
Only to get hurt
For their stupid show

Your mind gets boggled
With thoughts that aren't there
Your heart gets crushed
Just so they can snicker

TheINTERNET is my trap
Just like many others
Do not fall too deep
Into your death trap

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal.


Hey all,

It was really heart breaking.... To learn that Jats have come down from their grace!

Tough I too could be called an outsider, and can be called to quit.... And mere pe bhi voh saari kahawate laga di ja sakti hain jo Shobhit sir and Jit sir pe laga di lekin ruka nahi ja raha....

What my view of the whole thread is...... That people have different tastes of humor. Someone has got deep intellect, which did not come in brains of Amit sir and Sunita Maa'm. And the harsh sarcasm of both of them would break the heart of any civilized soul. Jit sir on the other hand has been very true when he comes for the rescue of Shobhit sir, as he alone could have understood the real meaning lying in that humorous post, (The exalted one....) hahahahaha How so very true was that said.

Amit sir, I am sorry but despite being in melbourne, you don't seem to grab the intellect from surroundings.... Attitude is a block, one knows nothing, but needs to learn. And Sunita Maa'm, I have been looking at almost all of your posts, I smell frustration and darkness in your sarcasm. You are a respectable senior member of this beautiful community of ours, looking at the way you tend to instigate quarrels is seriously discouraging for someone like me. It seriously tells me that had I been in my village, I would have been brought up in the same dirty political environment. Where brothers tend to eat up their own brothers. Seriously discouraging.

As I said all of you by now would have raised your eyebrows over me. That I am an outsider and need not peep into all this. But.. this again is very very disgusting!! That people, 3 or 4 of you sit in a condominium and spell sarcasm and abuses for people and don't expect anyone else to come in.

Shobhit sir, I have always admired him as a deep philosopher. Have not been reading his posts for long.... This again was an awesome humor. But alas! It did not penentrate the blocked brains of people in close circle. Jit sir, whatever I say for him will be naught! He has been here for everyone... And have never seen him in anger or anguish. Till it comes to logic and legitimate! Sunita Maa'm, I have always seen her making faces and doing sarcasm... Amit sir, always on with humor!!

And Shobhit sir says it rightly, may be I am banned today for this post, as our moderators never make a point against this sarcasm!!

Jit sir and Shobhit sir, I have just two lines for you...

But I could have told you, Vincent,
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you.

They would not listen, they are not listening still, Perhaps... They NEVER will.

Regards,

Sam.

[yashbeniwal]

Thanks Bebe,,,,,,
for giving me the new role and promotion,,,,,,:p :p haan kai baar mai geharaayi ki baat kara karu saal 6 mahine mai,,,:p :D

NOW A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

is thread ki lokpriyata aur Amit Narwal ji ki khusmijaji aur haazirjawabi ko dekhte hue,, mai Amit Narwal ki ko kilki Tuall mai shammil hone ka muka deta hoon,,, inka offer letter bhej diya gaya hai,,,,,inki post ka khulassa board of members ki meeting k baad kiya jaaegaa,,,,,,,,,congrats Amit Bhai,,,,, kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pai kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Yash tu tai bohot gehraayi ki baat kar gya...aaj tai tera naya Job Profile....Killki Taull ka Deep Philosopher....ibb mai samjhi akk MAI GEM SU...JIBBEY TAI SAREY GEM MILLEY:)

[yashbeniwal]

Bhai Narwal maine ek poem ka sarlarth kara sai dekiye theek sai k,,,,,

"Us johad mai mat bado,, jo ghana dungaa ho,,,woh kewal mehinso ke nahan ki khaatir sai,, kyunki mehins naa dhooba karti,,,:eek: :D fer bhi agar kadi galti tai bad jau toh,,, yaa tai jote k upar baith jao,,:p yaa mehins ki phunghad pakad kai paar nikal aao,,,,,;) ;) " aage suno " kade bhi dusre ki mehins ka phungad mat pakdo,,, kyunki waa tumnai jaanti nahi sai,,,:) waa apni phungad chudwaan taahi thare takkar bhi maar sakai sai,,, fer tum dhoob jaoge,,,:eek: er jai mehins nai thare upar pair dhar diya toh tum Crash ho jaaoge ,,thara dil bahar aa jaawegaa,,,:mad:

aakhir mai k kaha" u johad naa sai maut kaa jaal sai,,, ismai jitne dunge jaoge untna hi girte jaoge,,,,, ho sakai sai fer tumnai kise mehins ki pooch bhi naa thawai bahar aan khaatir,,, er fer tum gotha maar kai ek eenth thoh kai laoge er nu poochoge ek" Yaa bahu kiski",,,,,,, :confused: kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


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[yatinder19]

Bhai Narwal maine ek poem ka sarlarth kara sai dekiye theek sai k,,,,,

"Us johad mai mat bado,, jo ghana dungaa ho,,,woh kewal mehinso ke nahan ki khaatir sai,, kyunki mehins naa dhooba karti,,,:eek: :D fer bhi agar kadi galti tai bad jau toh,,, yaa tai jote k upar baith jao,,:p yaa mehins ki phunghad pakad kai paar nikal aao,,,,,;) ;) " aage suno " kade bhi dusre ki mehins ka phungad mat pakdo,,, kyunki waa tumnai jaanti nahi sai,,,:) waa apni phungad chudwaan taahi thare takkar bhi maar sakai sai,,, fer tum dhoob jaoge,,,:eek: er jai mehins nai thare upar pair dhar diya toh tum Crash ho jaaoge ,,thara dil bahar aa jaawegaa,,,:mad:

aakhir mai k kaha" u johad naa sai maut kaa jaal sai,,, ismai jitne dunge jaoge untna hi girte jaoge,,,,, ho sakai sai fer tumnai kise mehins ki pooch bhi naa thawai bahar aan khaatir,,, er fer tum gotha maar kai ek eenth thoh kai laoge er nu poochoge ek" Yaa bahu kiski",,,,,,, :confused: kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


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Beniwaal saab
Aap to bade gyata aadmi ho...Badi - Badi gooodh baat saral tarike se kah jaate ho...
Aap ki rachna AMAR hai...

[narwal]

arreeee mama aale katti nyyar sa kaat diya manas mar gandaasa chala ke:D :D
kkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiii( manas maar gandaasa)
yash bhai tunne khoob lassi si billo di angreji ki.
bhai iste badiya sarlarth to koi ke karega.
areeeeee shantiiii ke duuuutttttttttooooooo or philosphy keeeeeee puuuuuuutttttttooooooo.reeeeee khaggaro maan jo na to nu ve chhala sa patte ga urre.
baki bhai yash ya kavita to jama ultimate humourous hai bhai.laage jaatan ki shayri main teri seat pakki ibke main.ruk-ruk ek do kilki to sunta jaa
kasuti kiiiiiiilllllllllkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii or uspe ek aur kkkkkkkkiiiiilllllllkkkkkiiiiiiiiii
:D Bhai Narwal maine ek poem ka sarlarth kara sai dekiye theek sai k,,,,,

"Us johad mai mat bado,, jo ghana dungaa ho,,,woh kewal mehinso ke nahan ki khaatir sai,, kyunki mehins naa dhooba karti,,, fer bhi agar kadi galti tai bad jau toh,,, yaa tai jote k upar baith jao,,:p yaa mehins ki phunghad pakad kai paar nikal aao,,,,,;) ;) " aage suno " kade bhi dusre ki mehins ka phungad mat pakdo,,, kyunki waa tumnai jaanti nahi sai,,,:) waa apni phungad chudwaan taahi thare takkar bhi maar sakai sai,,, fer tum dhoob jaoge,,,:eek: er jai mehins nai thare upar pair dhar diya toh tum Crash ho jaaoge ,,thara dil bahar aa jaawegaa,,,:mad:

aakhir mai k kaha" u johad naa sai maut kaa jaal sai,,, ismai jitne dunge jaoge untna hi girte jaoge,,,,, ho sakai sai fer tumnai kise mehins ki pooch bhi naa thawai bahar aan khaatir,,, er fer tum gotha maar kai ek eenth thoh kai laoge er nu poochoge ek" Yaa bahu kiski",,,,,,, :confused: kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


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[narwal]

thnx bhai yashu jo tunne muj nacheez ko ye mauka diya.bhai munne tera offer letter mil gya hai.
baki is thread ki lokpriyata ka shrey main 4 members ko dena chahunga
1-sunita bebe(for all comments and provide a gud sense of humour,thnx choudharannn
2-yash bhai tunne bhi bahut kasute-kasute roog kaat diye yaade.ar khas ke ib aakhir si main to chhala paad diya sarlarth kar ke ne.
3-yattinder chhikara------arrre malang katti swad le gya bhai saari baata ka sarbat sa pee gya dakki.
4-ofcourse meeeeeeeeee or kaunnnnnnnnnn???????

kiiilllllllkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiii--------oops lolzzzz ,ek baat aur bhul gya areeeee je ye shanto duut nahote to bhai swad ni aana tha beniwal saab ki poems ka. chalo inte bhi thnx keh de aur ye rah bhul gaye hai bhaiyo je kisi ne inke ghar ka pata ho to inko chhod do waha par.ye bichhare kaddi to yadde shanti mangan laag je,kaddi kavita giri karan laag je,kaddi advice den laag je ar kaddi lecture den laag je..........re bhaiyo in bhut-preta te bachiyo
kkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiii ii:D )Thanks Bebe,,,,,,
for giving me the new role and promotion,,,,,,:p :p haan kai baar mai geharaayi ki baat kara karu saal 6 mahine mai,,,:p :D

NOW A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

is thread ki lokpriyata aur Amit Narwal ji ki khusmijaji aur haazirjawabi ko dekhte hue,, mai Amit Narwal ki ko kilki Tuall mai shammil hone ka muka deta hoon,,, inka offer letter bhej diya gaya hai,,,,,inki post ka khulassa board of members ki meeting k baad kiya jaaegaa,,,,,,,,,congrats Amit Bhai,,,,, kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pai kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[narwal]

chhikara saab sahi kahi aapne yashu to ibke ne jat shayri main hissa len ki tyari bitha reh se....aur tu suna aan de kuch nd saaaaaaaa:cool: Beniwaal saab
Aap to bade gyata aadmi ho...Badi - Badi gooodh baat saral tarike se kah jaate ho...
Aap ki rachna AMAR hai...

[rahultokas]

Bhai Narwal maine ek poem ka sarlarth kara sai dekiye theek sai k,,,,,

"Us johad mai mat bado,, jo ghana dungaa ho,,,woh kewal mehinso ke nahan ki khaatir sai,, kyunki mehins naa dhooba karti,,,:eek: :D fer bhi agar kadi galti tai bad jau toh,,, yaa tai jote k upar baith jao,,:p yaa mehins ki phunghad pakad kai paar nikal aao,,,,,;) ;) " aage suno " kade bhi dusre ki mehins ka phungad mat pakdo,,, kyunki waa tumnai jaanti nahi sai,,,:) waa apni phungad chudwaan taahi thare takkar bhi maar sakai sai,,, fer tum dhoob jaoge,,,:eek: er jai mehins nai thare upar pair dhar diya toh tum Crash ho jaaoge ,,thara dil bahar aa jaawegaa,,,:mad:

aakhir mai k kaha" u johad naa sai maut kaa jaal sai,,, ismai jitne dunge jaoge untna hi girte jaoge,,,,, ho sakai sai fer tumnai kise mehins ki pooch bhi naa thawai bahar aan khaatir,,, er fer tum gotha maar kai ek eenth thoh kai laoge er nu poochoge ek" Yaa bahu kiski",,,,,,, :confused: kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


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Jee saa laa diyaa reh chorrey,,, issey baat pai teri ek Paarty pakkki sai,, killlkiii :D

[samranwa]

You know what sir?

There is a saying....

A DOG will be a DOG for all his life.... And whatever however one tries to tame him.... He will not stop barking!!!

This is what is going on out here.....

Jab samajh me nahi aati ENGLISH to chup baithna chahiye na!!! Bina matlab ke taang adane ki kya zaroorat hai??

Aap is kaabil ho hi nahi koi bhi ki aapse kuch pyar ke shabd bole jaayein....

Tulsidas ji ne sahi kaha hai.......

"Dhol Ganwar Shudra Pashu Nari... yeh sab tadan ke adhikari"

Aap GNAWAR bhi ho, SHUDRA bhi, PASHU bhi ho (A dog too is a pashu )aur NARI bhi ho.... Jo bas dirty politics kar sakti hai!!!!

Regards,

Sam




Bhai Narwal maine ek poem ka sarlarth kara sai dekiye theek sai k,,,,,

"Us johad mai mat bado,, jo ghana dungaa ho,,,woh kewal mehinso ke nahan ki khaatir sai,, kyunki mehins naa dhooba karti,,,:eek: :D fer bhi agar kadi galti tai bad jau toh,,, yaa tai jote k upar baith jao,,:p yaa mehins ki phunghad pakad kai paar nikal aao,,,,,;) ;) " aage suno " kade bhi dusre ki mehins ka phungad mat pakdo,,, kyunki waa tumnai jaanti nahi sai,,,:) waa apni phungad chudwaan taahi thare takkar bhi maar sakai sai,,, fer tum dhoob jaoge,,,:eek: er jai mehins nai thare upar pair dhar diya toh tum Crash ho jaaoge ,,thara dil bahar aa jaawegaa,,,:mad:

aakhir mai k kaha" u johad naa sai maut kaa jaal sai,,, ismai jitne dunge jaoge untna hi girte jaoge,,,,, ho sakai sai fer tumnai kise mehins ki pooch bhi naa thawai bahar aan khaatir,,, er fer tum gotha maar kai ek eenth thoh kai laoge er nu poochoge ek" Yaa bahu kiski",,,,,,, :confused: kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


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[yatinder19]

You know what sir?

There is a saying....

A DOG will be a DOG for all his life.... And whatever however one tries to tame him.... He will not stop barking!!!

This is what is going on out here.....

Jab samajh me nahi aati ENGLISH to chup baithna chahiye na!!! Bina matlab ke taang adane ki kya zaroorat hai??

Aap is kaabil ho hi nahi koi bhi ki aapse kuch pyar ke shabd bole jaayein....

Tulsidas ji ne sahi kaha hai.......

"Dhol Ganwar Shudra Pashu Nari... yeh sab tadan ke adhikari"

Aap GNAWAR bhi ho, SHUDRA bhi, PASHU bhi ho (A dog too is a pashu )aur NARI bhi ho.... Jo bas dirty politics kar sakti hai!!!!

Regards,

Sam
:D:D:D:D;)
bahut kardi baat kahdi madam...

[narwal]

:mad: whatever ya name is??????listen carefully first,
keep ya tounge in ya mouth,dont ever try to take it so out tat enyone cut it.
tunne do haraf angreji ke to seekh liye hoge jamma toddan ne ho rehi se.
u jst mind ya own business,dont worry abt others english,they knw better then ya,as it also been mentioned before tat u r a yuk-yuk girl so plz pour some deodran on ya dirty words.
u r not so free to call anybdy dog,passu,shudra nd whatever u said ,coz onthis humour section we guys realy enjoyin but i dont know why u guys r frustrating nd moreover wat the hell u wanna prove???????
another thing is tat there are too many sayings in english,probabs u wont like them to hear those on ya.
so watch out ya words nd get d hell out of heii with ya stupid sayings nd suggestions.
look u started allthis crap ,u cant blame anyone for the next cming threads.hope they all be good for ya.
and u yuk girl listen the finall thing tat if u guys realy wanna show some poetric skills ,follow this thing----------get the hell out og humour section and ask someone abt the mental hospital.there u'll get millions of ya fanzz.
enjoy:eek:
kkkkkkiiiiiiiilllllllllkkkkkkiiiiiiiiii tauiiii members ki taraf teYou know what sir?

There is a saying....

A DOG will be a DOG for all his life.... And whatever however one tries to tame him.... He will not stop barking!!!

This is what is going on out here.....

Jab samajh me nahi aati ENGLISH to chup baithna chahiye na!!! Bina matlab ke taang adane ki kya zaroorat hai??

Aap is kaabil ho hi nahi koi bhi ki aapse kuch pyar ke shabd bole jaayein....

Tulsidas ji ne sahi kaha hai.......

"Dhol Ganwar Shudra Pashu Nari... yeh sab tadan ke adhikari"

Aap GNAWAR bhi ho, SHUDRA bhi, PASHU bhi ho (A dog too is a pashu )aur NARI bhi ho.... Jo bas dirty politics kar sakti hai!!!!

Regards,

Sam

[samranwa]

So...

A chicken saying me that you will cut my tounge??

Better keep your knife for your F***ING Kilki taull..... It will be best used there.......

And why the hell should I get out of here???? Is this your Father's drwing room??? Or your Father in law's lawn??

And yes am a MORAL POLICE I will not leave till you get this dirty humor out of your brains!!! :D:D:D

Any Problems sire'??

Better learn some good gestures!!

Regards,

Sam.


:mad: whatever ya name is??????listen carefully first,
keep ya tounge in ya mouth,dont ever try to take it so out tat enyone cut it.
tunne do haraf angreji ke to seekh liye hoge jamma toddan ne ho rehi se.
u jst mind ya own business,dont worry abt others english,they knw better then ya,as it also been mentioned before tat u r a yuk-yuk girl so plz pour some deodran on ya dirty words.
u r not so free to call anybdy dog,passu,shudra nd whatever u said ,coz onthis humour section we guys realy enjoyin but i dont know why u guys r frustrating nd moreover wat the hell u wanna prove???????
another thing is tat there are too many sayings in english,probabs u wont like them to hear those on ya.
so watch out ya words nd get d hell out of heii with ya stupid sayings nd suggestions.
look u started allthis crap ,u cant blame anyone for the next cming threads.hope they all be good for ya.
and u yuk girl listen the finall thing tat if u guys realy wanna show some poetric skills ,follow this thing----------get the hell out og humour section and ask someone abt the mental hospital.there u'll get millions of ya fanzz.
enjoy:eek:
kkkkkkiiiiiiiilllllllllkkkkkkiiiiiiiiii tauiiii members ki taraf te

[cooljat]

Hey Sam,

how are u??

So ur back with bang!!...hummm....waise believe me I didnt saw u in sucha ANGER before...tumhara dimag ka para to Rajasthan ki garmi ko bhi maat de reha hai yaar! hahahahaha!!

Tu to poori furious Laxmi-bai ho rehi hai ;) ;) but take my adivce aise furious hone se koi fayda nahi hai...so take the chill pill yaar....waise bhi I remember one famous quote :

u shuldnt fight with Swine....cuz all in all it'll make u dirty and it likes it anyway!!!

Not to be taken personal....its in general....vaise jo isne personaly lega vo hi swine hai asal mein :p ;) :D :rolleyes:

Cool it off, guys.....Enough its Enough!!!

Rock on
Jit



Take the chill pilll.....leave these guys....l

So...

A chicken saying me that you will cut my tounge??

Better keep your knife for your F***ING Kilki taull..... It will be best used there.......

And why the hell should I get out of here???? Is this your Father's drwing room??? Or your Father in law's lawn??

And yes am a MORAL POLICE I will not leave till you get this dirty humor out of your brains!!! :D:D:D

Any Problems sire'??

Better learn some good gestures!!

Regards,

Sam.

[yatinder19]

So...

A chicken saying me that you will cut my tounge??

Better keep your knife for your F***ING Kilki taull..... It will be best used there.......

And why the hell should I get out of here???? Is this your Father's drwing room??? Or your Father in law's lawn??

And yes am a MORAL POLICE I will not leave till you get this dirty humor out of your brains!!! :D:D:D

Any Problems sire'??

Better learn some good gestures!!

Regards,

Sam.
Sam Madam
There was no fight but now ...This fight is becoming dirty...We dont want this sort of things in Jatland.We are for refreshing our moods through humour section using local dilects and by pulling each others legs....Majaak ka answer majaak main do...Usse sense of humour kahte hain...
Narwaal saab...Aap bhi emotions ko mhee ki tarah mat bahne do...Bhaai sabka patience ek jaisa nahin sai...Har baat ka uttar mat do...

[sunitahooda]

Sam...fer tera ke saang sai? jai ye sarey Naari sain to? Kahin tu MARD to nahi? When a DOG barks its cuz it warns its masters for some danger and yes DOG is among most faithful animals and when males behave like animals then WHY TO BLAME A DOG WHO IS ALREADY A DOG AND WHO CANT SPEAK ENGLISH CUZ GOD GAVE HIM ABILITY ONLY TO BARK? You know what sir?

There is a saying....

A DOG will be a DOG for all his life.... And whatever however one tries to tame him.... He will not stop barking!!!

This is what is going on out here.....

Jab samajh me nahi aati ENGLISH to chup baithna chahiye na!!! Bina matlab ke taang adane ki kya zaroorat hai??

Aap is kaabil ho hi nahi koi bhi ki aapse kuch pyar ke shabd bole jaayein....

Tulsidas ji ne sahi kaha hai.......

"Dhol Ganwar Shudra Pashu Nari... yeh sab tadan ke adhikari"

Aap GNAWAR bhi ho, SHUDRA bhi, PASHU bhi ho (A dog too is a pashu )aur NARI bhi ho.... Jo bas dirty politics kar sakti hai!!!!
Regards,

Sam

[yatinder19]

I was really enjoying discussion here,but now i feels there is groupism here and some people are continuously opposing others with or without facts...Bhaai agar oppose karna hai to karo par wo humourous hona chahiye...majaak karne aur sahan karne ki aadat hai to reply likhne chahiye...
Poorane membero ko neutral ya sahi baat karni chahiye...they should take out a leaf out of Jitender hooda saab's book....

[samranwa]

Jit Sir,

This is getting on my nerves....

Yeh Jat hain sab... To main kya chamar hun?? Maine bhi sherni ka doodh piya hai.... Kyun na bolun?

Aap chill pill aap lo... Cool Jat.... Better become a bit hot..... Nahi to duniya churme ki tarah kha jayegi and dakar bhi nahi legi.....

If I don't give any **** to anyone... I dont take any.....

Am ferocious!! Let me take charge!!

Am sorry...

Regards,

Sam.

Hey Sam,

how are u??

So ur back with bang!!...hummm....waise believe me I didnt saw u in sucha ANGER before...tumhara dimag ka para to Rajasthan ki garmi ko bhi maat de reha hai yaar! hahahahaha!!

Tu to poori furious Laxmi-bai ho rehi hai ;) ;) but take my adivce aise furious hone se koi fayda nahi hai...so take the chill pill yaar....waise bhi I remember one famous quote :

u shuldnt fight with Swine....cuz all in all it'll make u dirty and it likes it anyway!!!

Not to be taken personal....its in general....vaise jo isne personaly lega vo hi swine hai asal mein :p ;) :D :rolleyes:

Cool it off, guys.....Enough its Enough!!!

Rock on
Jit



Take the chill pilll.....leave these guys....l

[sunitahooda]

Aade tai personal CHITHI-PATRI chaal paddi....arr sarey chithi nai taar samjhiyo e-mail nahi:p ;)

[samranwa]

Sunita Maa'm,

Your post makes it clear... That those shity people are your dogs and you their master!! Chi chi chi.. thuu hai unpe jo isko padh ke bhi na samjhe kuch!!!! They wanted to warn you of what??

And main Nari hun...... Not one who wants to break a house.... But one who binds!!

And If the Dog is made only to bark.. the Dog better must keep aloof from what is written in English..... Shall not ponder about the contents.

Regards,

Sam.

Sam...fer tera ke saang sai? jai ye sarey Naari sain to? Kahin tu MARD to nahi? When a DOG barks its cuz it warns its masters for some danger and yes DOG is among most faithful animals and when males behave like animals then WHY TO BLAME A DOG WHO IS ALREADY A DOG AND WHO CANT SPEAK ENGLISH CUZ GOD GAVE HIM ABILITY ONLY TO BARK?

[narwal]

hmmmmmmmm so u b***h ,u wanna listen some pop ups by mah.kkk
u call mah chicken,its ok but u knw wat a b***h like u never give up .u better knw wat does it mean........
em not sayin its ya father's drawin room,but u think it is?????
wat can i do u f***in b***h.....
dont ever dare to mess with mah,coz i dont wanna give ya f**k.
if u wanna remain like tat be here,i dont mind,but again watch ya words coz i dont wanna be blocked for using good words for ya.
remember ya f***in tulsidaas sayin dat all others n naari----sab taran ke adhikari.
stop behaving like a wh**e and get f**k with ya morality,coz i wont stop untill i get blocked by sarpanch.its better to stop it now,coz u started itSo...

A chicken saying me that you will cut my tounge??

Better keep your knife for your F***ING Kilki taull..... It will be best used there.......

And why the hell should I get out of here???? Is this your Father's drwing room??? Or your Father in law's lawn??

And yes am a MORAL POLICE I will not leave till you get this dirty humor out of your brains!!! :D:D:D

Any Problems sire'??

Better learn some good gestures!!

Regards,

Sam.

[sunitahooda]

These people whom im supporting may be shity for you but people whom you're supporting are BULL-**** for me...mere ko samjhaney ki jarurat nahi hai...tu kuay ki mendakki ki tarah apney aap ko khush rakh aur tarr-tarr karti reh...that too in english....if DOG must be kept aloof then what are you doing in a Kennel?Sunita Maa'm,

Your post makes it clear... That those shity people are your dogs and you their master!! Chi chi chi.. thuu hai unpe jo isko padh ke bhi na samjhe kuch!!!! They wanted to warn you of what??

And main Nari hun...... Not one who wants to break a house.... But one who binds!!

And If the Dog is made only to bark.. the Dog better must keep aloof from what is written in English..... Shall not ponder about the contents.

Regards,

Sam.

[yatinder19]

Narwaal saab aur sam madam

In baatton main kuchh nahin rakha,khaali BP high hota hai...Yaarron chutkale likho aur mast comments do...Bhaiiyyon kissi ki jamin to bat nahin rahii...iss se hamara jatland hi kamjor hoga....
Raaji naama kar lo.....

[samranwa]

Yeah...

I did start it... And won't stop till I get people like you out of here.......

Why did you stop using direct WH ORE???? Sharam aati hai??

This has always been a jats alter male ego.. Ki aurat to pros hi hoti hai..... Usko kuch bhi bolo... bas chup honi chahiye...... Eik mard ko kaise bol diya.... And bol diya to you won;t get back from using words like a pros and all!!

Keep it up!! This is what proves you are a Jat.... Get going....... This is the best one can do when truth comes his way...... Bloddy male dominated society....

But main bhi peeche nahi hatungi aaj..... You abuse me and I will not keep quite like a BITCH!!

Regards,

Sam.


hmmmmmmmm so u b***h ,u wanna listen some pop ups by mah.kkk
u call mah chicken,its ok but u knw wat a b***h like u never give up .u better knw wat does it mean........
em not sayin its ya father's drawin room,but u think it is?????
wat can i do u f***in b***h.....
dont ever dare to mess with mah,coz i dont wanna give ya f**k.
if u wanna remain like tat be here,i dont mind,but again watch ya words coz i dont wanna be blocked for using good words for ya.
remember ya f***in tulsidaas sayin dat all others n naari----sab taran ke adhikari.
stop behaving like a wh**e and get f**k with ya morality,coz i wont stop untill i get blocked by sarpanch.its better to stop it now,coz u started it

[samranwa]

Sunita Maa'm

Main kisi ko support nahi kar rahi one.. And two... Aapne apni baat ka khandan nahi kiya.... Matlab aap unko apna Dog hi manti ho... And aap master?? Good hai phir to...

Let the Dog- Master love prevail.... And Bull SH IT is better th