Raande

[yatinder19]

Ek be ek gaam mai do raande the..Unka byah naa ho thaa.Wo ek baba ke dhorre gaye aur bole...Kahe to mhare byah ka raah bata de,naa to maran ka raah bata de...
Baba Bolya...Bhaai marna sai to sau raaste hain,kue main pad jao,rail tale kat jao,bus aage mar jao...Par agar byah karaana sai to ye Patase le jao,jisne khwa doge,raat 12 baje tahi thaare dhoore aa jaa gi...
Bhaai pudiya le ke Raande gaam main aage,Err us gaam main ek ki saali aa rahi thee ..Gobar ka tasla thaaye jawe thee...Us te bole ki Baishno devi ka parsaad sai...le khaale...va Boli-de do,ibbe to gobar le rahi soo,naha ke khaa loongi...
Us choorii ne ghara jaake apni bebe te batai,to va boli-re baawali...Mat khaana..Raande sai..ke bera ke padwa ke lya re ho...Isne bhains aage ger de...Err usne Bhains aage ger diya...
Raande Baat dekhein the...Raat ne unhe dekha ghar ke bhains takkar maare thee,ek bolya bhaaj le chhat pe bach ge...bach gaye unne patase jhhote aage naa gera...

[cooljat]

hahahahaha! :D :D :D :D
bhai ye tera kissa pad ke to mein kurshi se pad gaya....office aale pooch rehe hein ke ho gaya bhai tere....hansi ka daura kyukar!!

Bhai....iste kasuta joke sune hue to kayi din ho liye....thankoo bhai thankoo!!

aur aane de!!

Rock on
Jit

[richarya]

Lath Gaad Diya, Chhikara Bhai, Aur Do-chaar Ise-e Aan De, Yaar,
Haans-haans Ke Pet Dukhan Lag-gya

[gauravgu]

Bahut badiya bhai Yatinder...
jissa aa gaya..:) :D :D

[narwal]

bhai chikkara saab.........tu nu batta ek ye raande mehans gella byah kyo ni kar lete jadd in ne koi chhori na milti............kiiiiiiiillllllllkkkkkkkkkiiiiiii iiii
baki bhai tu bhi kaddi-kaddi chaala paad de hai issi-2 baat likh ke ne................nu to bata diye ki mehans ne ve donu chhod diye ek konya.........hahahahahah
nice joke bhai.......keep pouring:cool:







Ek be ek gaam mai do raande the..Unka byah naa ho thaa.Wo ek baba ke dhorre gaye aur bole...Kahe to mhare byah ka raah bata de,naa to maran ka raah bata de...
Raande Baat dekhein the...Raat ne unhe dekha ghar ke bhains takkar maare thee,ek bolya bhaaj le chhat pe bach ge...bach gaye unne patase jhhote aage naa gera...

[rahultokas]

killllkiii paaad chutaklaaa reh choorey,,, :D jeee saaa aaa gyaa,, :)

[dreamer]

wonderful LOL

[jitendershooda]

Raande Baat dekhein the...Raat ne unhe dekha ghar ke bhains takkar maare thee,ek bolya bhaaj le chhat pe bach ge...bach gaye unne patase jhhote aage naa gera...

jhhote aage ... ha ha bhai Yatinder sachle dar rahe the ye tere rande ... ha ha ha