Anyone a Chartered Accountant.........

[shwetadhaka]

Hiiiiiiii .......... anyone a CA here??:)

[aashishmour]

Hiiiiiiii .......... anyone a CA here??:)
yaa here is CA

[shwetadhaka]

Do CA's need to speak so less!! Then i shd think to change myself!! Anyways..... i cleared in May 06.:)

[manojhooda]

finally! a thread related to finance. it seems jats are more into engineering/research type of roles. not a ca myself; working in investment banking.
i joined this thread just to see how many jats are in finance.

[shwetadhaka]

Oh Yaa it seems all jaats control many thinx but not Finance!! areeee areee plssssss anyone frm related field..........

[anuaniljakhar]

Hiiiiiiii .......... anyone a CA here??:)
yes, here is MBA-finance...
n pursuing CA....
for help, u can call me
for contect see my profile..
do CA sincerely....

[ambika1singh]

Hi Shweta,

Yup, a CA here!! Tell me what you wanna know!
Did my CA in 2004. Currently, I am a CIMA finalist.

[shwetadhaka]

yes, here is MBA-finance...
n pursuing CA....
for help, u can call me
for contect see my profile..
do CA sincerely....


Sir, I am already a qualified Chartered Accountant!! Thanx anyways :)

[shwetadhaka]

Hi Shweta,

Yup, a CA here!! Tell me what you wanna know!
Did my CA in 2004. Currently, I am a CIMA finalist.
Hii !! good to hear frm u Ambika ji ! Actually i m a CA & qualified in May 2006 so was just searching for ppl in like profession..... so hwz life for a CA in UK!

[ambika1singh]

Dear shweta,reality is not so rosy as it sounds. If you have to search for a job on your own in accountancy, the bitter truth is that the odds in favour of someone from India getting it are really low. Because first British people are prferred then the European Nationals then any one outside. Moreover, everyone asks for a UK experience. That is the reason why I had to pursue with CIMA.
But the good news is that if you deny to give up, sooner or later you would certainly get your chance. Though it may vary from individual to individual.However, this has been my experience. Once you get a job then you would keep getting job offers in your field.

Work Culture is really wonderful. There is nothing like stress as in India. salaries are really alluring. Very professional work ethics.No Sir Culture :)

[shwetadhaka]

Dear shweta,reality is not so rosy as it sounds. If you have to search for a job on your own in accountancy, the bitter truth is that the odds in favour of someone from India getting it are really low. Because first British people are prferred then the European Nationals then any one outside. Moreover, everyone asks for a UK experience. That is the reason why I had to pursue with CIMA.
But the good news is that if you deny to give up, sooner or later you would certainly get your chance. Though it may vary from individual to individual.However, this has been my experience. Once you get a job then you would keep getting job offers in your field.

Work Culture is really wonderful. There is nothing like stress as in India. salaries are really alluring. Very professional work ethics.No Sir Culture :)

Ya Ambika......rosy things do come with thorns! Thanx for the knowledge accredition :) Well Ambika....... how long exactly it takes to complete CIMA?
A CA from India has to clear all papers or their r some exemption in this regards?

[msingh]

Sweta let me tell you that CIMA as i am aware of is only provided in UK, after completeing this course you can look fwd to companies like PWC(preicewaterhouse coopers) CAP Gemini. I am aware as PWC is looking for proffesional with ACCA and CIMA degree...
As you are from theaccounting background and if you are serious enough this will be a helpful course and probably you will get excemptions depending upon the subjects.....
I can look for some info and i was doing a reserch with PWC and they strictly look for people who are certified in ACCA ir CIMA
Ya Ambika......rosy things do come with thorns! Thanx for the knowledge accredition :) Well Ambika....... how long exactly it takes to complete CIMA?
A CA from India has to clear all papers or their r some exemption in this regards?

[ritu]

thanks mam.Sweta let me tell you that CIMA as i am aware of is only provided in UK, after completeing this course you can look fwd to companies like PWC(preicewaterhouse coopers) CAP Gemini. I am aware as PWC is looking for proffesional with ACCA and CIMA degree...
As you are from theaccounting background and if you are serious enough this will be a helpful course and probably you will get excemptions depending upon the subjects.....
I can look for some info and i was doing a reserch with PWC and they strictly look for people who are certified in ACCA ir CIMA

[manojhooda]

since 2005 uk is seeing a strong financial market performance and the shortage of qualified finance professional is got acute in 2006 and 2007. to ease the pressure the UK immigration office has relaxed the visa criteria for finance professionals.

BAD NEWS: Here is the bitter truth. Pakistani CAs are much preferred here than Indian CAs. Reason - their skillset. Europe follows IFRS and so does Pakistan, so their CAs are already trained in IFRS and don't need any extra training for transition. The hot property are Pak CAs who have worked in gulf as the clients are MNCs there. In early years India was financially developed enough to frame it's own accounting standards. But pakistan never had the infrastructure to create it's own std's so it followed the european lead and implemented ifrs and it has become a blessing in disguise for them.

The way it works is - London hires mainly from other european countries (mainly Ireland coz of it being the only other english speaking country in EU) given easy access to labour and then CAs get attracted here given the salaries and career prospects.

Ireland then hires from Australia, South Africa, Bahrain, Dubai. Last year KPMG, Ireland went to pakistan to recruit 25 CAs and another 21 came as secondment from Taseer Hadi (which is KPMG pakistan). But all these CAs movement occurs in Big-four only (PWC, KPMG, EY, Deloitte).

GOOD NEWS: The good news is - this trend is mainly in Financial Accounting/Audit roles as these roles require IFRS expertise. Indian CAs can sell themselves in business functions and other specialist roles very well.

Deloitte India CAs often work in UK and US in SOX projects which can be considered as a big plus for Sox roles here.

[shwetadhaka]

:) Thanx Ambika & Manoj ji for the worthwhile info ........ its good to listen to such facts which we dont come across quiet often generally !!

[ambika1singh]

Dear Shweta & Manisha,CIMA is a global institution with numbers of centres worldwide, there are around five or six exam centres in India.You do have the opportunity to choose different centres for different papers as per your preference. CIMA is an international recognized qualification (acceptable even in US, Australia, Europe etc.).Course is quiet similar to CA, however the exam techniques are bit different.If you are a qualified CA, MBA or have masters degree in commerce, then you can easily get exemption in couple of Certificate (foundation)& Managerial (intermediate)Level papers.I'm telling you that CIMA is much easier than our CA.For benefit of everyone who is interested in getting info related to CIMA whilst cursoring through our conversation, here is the web address of CIMA - www.cimaglobal.com (http://www.cimaglobal.com)

Cheers...

[shwetadhaka]

Dear Shweta & Manisha,CIMA is a global institution with numbers of centres worldwide, there are around five or six exam centres in India.You do have the opportunity to choose different centres for different papers as per your preference. CIMA is an international recognized qualification (acceptable even in US, Australia, Europe etc.).Course is quiet similar to CA, however the exam techniques are bit different.If you are a qualified CA, MBA or have masters degree in commerce, then you can easily get exemption in couple of Certificate (foundation)& Managerial (intermediate)Level papers.I'm telling you that CIMA is much easier than our CA.For benefit of everyone who is interested in getting info related to CIMA whilst cursoring through our conversation, here is the web address of CIMA - www.cimaglobal.com (http://www.cimaglobal.com)

Cheers...

Thanx Ambika ji...........:) ok....... can u tell me smething abt IFRS....

[manojhooda]

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[manojhooda]

Thanx Ambika ji...........:) ok....... can u tell me smething abt IFRS....


ok, another cloudy day and I'm having a long coffee break at work. so here goes my first very long post:


every country used to have their own accounting standards. In India it's Indian accounting standards (or Indian GAAP), in UK- UK GAAP, in Ireland - Irish GAAP in US- US GAAP. So every country had it's accounting body, which developed accounting standards suitable to its environment. But it lead to unnecessary cost for companies that are listed in more than one jurisdiction.

Take example of a US company having subsidiaries in 5 countries and listed in 2 stock exchanges in say india and US. Each subsidiary has to submit it's accounts to the local authorities and these accounts are to be prepared in accordance with local standards. Ok not a big task.

Submission to US stock exchange (or the SEC) - it has to submit global consolidated accounts prepared according to US GAAP.
Submission to Indian stock exchange - same global consolidated accounts prepared according to Indian GAAP.
The big task is - each of the 5 subsidiaries has to prepare 3 set of accounts 1. according to local standards to submit to the local authority; 2. according to Indian accounting standards and sent to head office for global consolidation which are then submitted to Indian Stock Exchange. 3. according to US GAAP (same as point 2 but for US stock exchange)

Now think of companies having subsidiaries in more than 100 countries and listing in 10 stock exchanges (there are many that meet this criteria). So we are talking about global consolidation of all 100 operations according to 10 different country standards. Massive task for a company but they had to do it

Given the advent of globalisation, in early 90s the concept of International Accounting Standards (or IFRS - International Financial Reporting Standards) was initiated to have uniform accounting standards globally. But would all countries buy the idea?? At present the condition is the whole Europe has adopted IFRS (since 2005) including UK. The rest of the world is serious about it. Pakistan adopted in 2006.
By the way, US still has it's US GAAP.

Impact on CA (ACA as it's called here) qualification in europe: All chartered accountant institute in Europe now only study IFRS. First batch with IFRS study qualified in 2007.

Impact on companies - to change from local standards to IFRS all companies had big conversion projects hiring accounting firms to do it. Becuase of these conversion project, the demand of IFRS specialist (or IFRS qualified CAs) was very high.


Implications for Indian CAs looking to work abroad:- as Indian CAs don't have IFRS knowledge so financial reporting/ accounting / auditing roles would be very hard to get into. But still other finance roles (and there are lot of) are open for them. The key is to have a strategy and targeting the right jobs otherwise indian CAs would be just shooting in the dark.


I just checked to see whether India is thinking of adopting IFRS and here is the update:
Oct 06: "The Institute of Chartered Accountants of India (ICAI) has set up a task force to explore the possibility of adopting all International Financial Reporting Standards in full, without modification, as Indian standards. The 11-member task force is chaired by S C Vasudeva, chairman of ICAI's accounting standard board."


April 06: "The Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh has announced that his government will introduce comprehensive new company legislation that will include aligning Indian accounting standards with IFRSs"



Adoption of IFRS by India would substantially increase the employability of CAs in foreign markets especially Europe.


i can't believe i wrote such a long post. hmm... never underestimate the power of coffee & a cloudy day.
cheers

[shwetadhaka]

Thanx Manoj ji.... coffee worked!!:) Really a lot can happen over a cup of coffee!!:p Keep drinking such coffee & enlightining us!!

[rahulpchangal]

hi m pursuing my ca final. read ur message so thought of replying back . if u have any query realting to ca u can always for my help. god bless.

[rahulpchangal]

hello everyone . sorry bout my last post. i actually read d first post and straight away replied to it. anyways it was pleasent to see many seniors around. i wud most probably complete my ca by nov 07. but the next big question is what should i plan next. i wish to pursue my courier in finance or accountancy. and wish to take up some foregion course like CFA or may be CPA USA for tat matter. also m confused on d matter whether i sud directly do any of these courses or sud i have one or two years of experience in d industry and then plan for it.i plan to work abroad for a decent period and eventually shift back to india. one gud option for me is aus which has very good scope for accountancy and finance job. but a degree like cpa aus does not have any scope in india.i would really appreciate if anyone could guide me which course will best suit me. god bless .

[vijay]

hello everyone . sorry bout my last post. i actually read d first post and straight away replied to it.

Read, analyze and then reacting is the way where are so many opportunities :) .....
Just bang on timely and this world is all yours !

[shwetadhaka]

hello everyone . sorry bout my last post. i actually read d first post and straight away replied to it. anyways it was pleasent to see many seniors around. i wud most probably complete my ca by nov 07. but the next big question is what should i plan next. i wish to pursue my courier in finance or accountancy. and wish to take up some foregion course like CFA or may be CPA USA for tat matter. also m confused on d matter whether i sud directly do any of these courses or sud i have one or two years of experience in d industry and then plan for it.i plan to work abroad for a decent period and eventually shift back to india. one gud option for me is aus which has very good scope for accountancy and finance job. but a degree like cpa aus does not have any scope in india.i would really appreciate if anyone could guide me which course will best suit me. god bless .

Ya CPA can be of more help if u wish to work outside India, but it can be of help in India if u work for KPO's or MNC's etc which require such specific expertise & such requirement is growing!

[manojhooda]

Hi Rahul,

India is the hot market now. Even the finance professional from london (and I'm talking about the English and not only the indians here) are planning to work in india. I also have similar plans.


Dream is to get investment banking job in the indian operations of a European bank, get married and live happily ever after : )


To answer your question - if you can get into corporate finance in india then the experience would be valid in every part of the world and it's a highly regarded area. Get 2 year exp, then apply for HSMP in UK or any other country and job hunting is not a problem for corporate financiers.

Here are a few names to target - ICICI ventures (the private equity arm), ICICI securities (the corp finance side), Kotak, Blackstone ( into investment management but the best in the world), DSP Merrill Lynch, Warburg Pincus (swiss fund in india). Not all take fresh CAs.

cheers

hello everyone . sorry bout my last post. i actually read d first post and straight away replied to it. anyways it was pleasent to see many seniors around. i wud most probably complete my ca by nov 07. but the next big question is what should i plan next. i wish to pursue my courier in finance or accountancy. and wish to take up some foregion course like CFA or may be CPA USA for tat matter. also m confused on d matter whether i sud directly do any of these courses or sud i have one or two years of experience in d industry and then plan for it.i plan to work abroad for a decent period and eventually shift back to india. one gud option for me is aus which has very good scope for accountancy and finance job. but a degree like cpa aus does not have any scope in india.i would really appreciate if anyone could guide me which course will best suit me. god bless .

[shwetadhaka]

Apni Profile ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
Zindagi se hara hua hai,
Par " Balance sheet Tally " karne se haar nahi manata,
Apne excel sheet ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai,
Par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain, ye nahi janata,
Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
Das hazaar line ki file main error dhoond lete hain lekin,
Majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti,
PC pe hazaar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,
Satuday-sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naha raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
linking karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
"Excel" ki priority kab maa-baap se high ho gayi,
Kitabon main gulab rakhne wala , cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya,
Dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi,
Weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
Maze lena ho iske to pooch lo,
"Salary Increment" ki party kab dila rahe ho,
Hansi udana ho to pooch lo,
"Leave" pe kab ja rahe ho?
Wo dekho Leave se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
Kharche badh rahe hain,
Baal kam ho rahe hain,
Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,
Lo phir se bus choot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
Pizza gale se nahi utarta,
To "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai,
Office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta,
Maa ke hath ka wo khana baar roz yaad ata hai,
"Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi, free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
Aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiya,
Chartered Accountant ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan,
Hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,
Chartered Accountant wahi ban sakta hai, jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,
Hum log jee jee ke marte hain , zindagi hai kuch aisi,
Ek fauj ki naukri, doosri Chartered Accountant ki , dono ek jaisi,
Is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai ..........

[sandyjaglan]

can u plz tell me the tutors name for final years Accounts,MAFA,TAx(both) etc.n plz guide me for books too...........

[sandyjaglan]

I wanted to do MPA frm Austrl but hve no clue abt its acceptability in austrl and in other countries.does it worth to do such course and wht is its repayng power..............................

[sandyjaglan]

first of all i want to congratulate the Jatland team.i must confess u r doing fabulas job.

now can u plz help for my job.........in any of indian airlines.
Although i hve worked with Pawan hans like heli company but not getting any worhty proposal frm any airlines just coz i m not having any approach.i m being the elder boy of my family hve lot of responsibility but not able to help my family.the pressure is increasing if any one can help me plz.........
Educational Qualification
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TECHNICAL QUALIFICATION
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CAREER OBJECTIVE
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[sandyjaglan]

hey this is sunita Jaglan.......
i think i m late,but i want to tell u that i m also persuing CA n preparing for finals. if any of u can help me out with the coaching n the books i should read.
plz suggest me for coachings.Espacially for MAFA n Tax.

i hve a problem n looking for some nice suggestions.............
i hve got engaged to a person who is working in Austrlia n my finals r in Nov 08.i m worried abt the kind of job i'll get there n whether it will worth the same or not.

reply soon wht should i do...............if i 'll opt for CIMA then how long will it take.............

take care

[shwetadhaka]

hey this is sunita Jaglan.......
i think i m late,but i want to tell u that i m also persuing CA n preparing for finals. if any of u can help me out with the coaching n the books i should read.
plz suggest me for coachings.Espacially for MAFA n Tax.

i hve a problem n looking for some nice suggestions.............
i hve got engaged to a person who is working in Austrlia n my finals r in Nov 08.i m worried abt the kind of job i'll get there n whether it will worth the same or not.

reply soon wht should i do...............if i 'll opt for CIMA then how long will it take.............

take care

Hi Sunita, u just check out about whether u can take the CA exams there, as exams r held in some outside countries also. Otherwise, it will be very difficult to pursue it. But if u have cleared ur PE 2, then it will be logical to carry on with your preparations. And about coachings, no idea about Panipat! But, a fact is that a CA, who is into practice too, is much better teacher, as Final students have to go into practical aspects thoroughly.

[sandyjaglan]

thanks for ur reply and suggestion...........i actually was talking abt coachng in delhi.i hve worked with CA firm in south delhi n nw want to constr on finals.

tell me hw u feel being a CA,has life changed.wht do u want to suggst me after completing CA..........

r u happy being CA i feel CA's life is ful of fantices.................

[sandyjaglan]

hi ambika..............

i m ca final year student and want to know abt CIMA.hw to enroll ,wht r its pre-requisits,any exemption i can avial,in which level i got in,is it regular course,is regular course benefit or distant,wht would be its total cost,apptitude of study required for it,is it better than our indian CA's n scope of it in india and other countries...........

will def wait for ur reply ...............i think u can suggst me the best coz u r in process.........

take care
bye

[manojhooda]

hi ambika..............

i m ca final year student and want to know abt CIMA.hw to enroll ,wht r its pre-requisits,any exemption i can avial,in which level i got in,is it regular course,is regular course benefit or distant,wht would be its total cost,apptitude of study required for it,is it better than our indian CA's n scope of it in india and other countries...........

will def wait for ur reply ...............i think u can suggst me the best coz u r in process.........

take care
bye

Hi,
Here is the info that you need as a starting point for CIMA.

Exemption finder: CIMA has a database with list of qualifications, the students of which are exempt from certain papers. The link is below. ICAI is a recognised qualification and you can get a few exemptions.
http://www.cimaglobal.com/cps/rde/xchg/SID-0AAAC544-700F41A4/live/root.xsl/exemptionsearch.htm

RESULT FOR INDIA:
http://www.cimaglobal.com/cps/rde/xchg/SID-0AAAC544-700F41A4/live/root.xsl/exemptionsearch_result.htm

Total cost: Fees is paid on per subject basis. So you pay certain fee for each subject in which you got exemption and a higher fee for each subject you've to take. Details can be found at:
http://www.cimaglobal.com/cps/rde/xchg/SID-0AAAC544-839E2348/live/root.xsl/26091.htm
Fees are in GBP ( 1 GBP = around 82 rupees)

Regular/Distance: It's a UK course and available through distance learing only. Though there are many institutes in India that provide coaching.
There is a CIMA seminar in India:
Date: 22 September 2007
Location: Mumbai
Venue: IMC Building opp. Churchgate Station
Time: 4:00pm - 6:00pm
If you are in Mumbai then you can go to their office.
Contact details
India Liaison Office
DBS Corporate Centre
233 Raheja Chambers
213 Nariman Point
Mumbai 400 021

Tel: 00 91 (0) 22 3291 1383
or 00 91 (0) 22 4050 9200 Extension 233
india@cimaglobal.com

[deepakc71]

Hi ,

I m chareterd accountant , presently working with a co based at abu dhabi , UAE .

I m B Sc , CA .

I m May 1996 passed out ,

m from rajasthan


regards


deepak choudhary


my id is - deepakchoudhary@yahoo.com

[aashishmour]

yaa here is CA

Do CA's need to speak so less!! Then i shd think to change myself!! Anyways..... i cleared in May 06.:)

No.... CA speak too much but with their mind? Anyway you dont need to change yourself,I think you have great imagination and ideas..

[aashishmour]

Apni Profile ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
Zindagi se hara hua hai,
Par " Balance sheet Tally " karne se haar nahi manata,
Apne excel sheet ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai,
Par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain, ye nahi janata,
Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
Das hazaar line ki file main error dhoond lete hain lekin,
Majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti,
PC pe hazaar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,
Satuday-sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naha raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
linking karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
"Excel" ki priority kab maa-baap se high ho gayi,
Kitabon main gulab rakhne wala , cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya,
Dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi,
Weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
Maze lena ho iske to pooch lo,
"Salary Increment" ki party kab dila rahe ho,
Hansi udana ho to pooch lo,
"Leave" pe kab ja rahe ho?
Wo dekho Leave se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
Kharche badh rahe hain,
Baal kam ho rahe hain,
Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,
Lo phir se bus choot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
Pizza gale se nahi utarta,
To "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai,
Office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta,
Maa ke hath ka wo khana baar roz yaad ata hai,
"Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi, free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
Aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiya,
Chartered Accountant ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan,
Hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,
Chartered Accountant wahi ban sakta hai, jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,
Hum log jee jee ke marte hain , zindagi hai kuch aisi,
Ek fauj ki naukri, doosri Chartered Accountant ki , dono ek jaisi,
Is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,
Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai ..........






HAMARA EK DOST 7-8 BAR C.A. FINAL DENE PAR BHI JAB PASS NAHI HUA TO USANE BHAGWAN SHANKAR KI TAPASYA SHURU KAR DI

Hey ! Prabhu tum jag ke swami ho,
Is yug mein anteryaami ho,
Ek ungli par prithvi utha sakte ho,
Ek netra khulane par pralaya la sakte ho,
Par ek kam hai jo tum nahi kar sakte,
Kitna bhi chaho par C.A. pass nahi kar sakte.

PRABHU BOLE
Yah aasur kon hai, is atyachari ka kya naam hai,
Itna to batao ki C.A. kis chidiyan ka naam hai.

DOST BOLA
Kosata hoon usako jisane bazar banaya,
Len-den ke liye Rupiya chalaya,
Sahukaar jise munshi kahkar rakha karte hai,
Padhe-likhe Munshi ko hi log C.A. kaha karte hai.

1947 mein desh aazad hua to logon ne vo din khushi se manaya,
1948 mein Gandhiji chale gaye to hamne shok manaya,
par aane wale sal mein ek bada bhuchal aaya,
1949 mein jab C.A. Regulation Act aaya.

Bas tabhi se shuru hui yah kahani hai,
Har student ki aankhon mein pani hai,
Intelligence & patience isake upchar hai,
Kya aapka yah pariksha aajmane ka vichar hai.


PRABHU BOLE THIK HAI MEIN C.A. KARKE DEKHUNGA AUR ARTICLESHIP KARNE
KE LIYE PWC PAHUNCH GAYE.

PWC ka darwaza khatkhataya,
Ander se kisi ne aawaz dekar bulaya,
102,103 saath mein laye ho,
trishul aur damru liye kya nautanki karne aaye ho.

Dusare din Prabhu ki aankhon mein aansu aaye,
Jab apne bade-bade bal katwaye,
Tisari aankh ko chhupa liya tha,
Ab to pant aur shirt bhi sila liya tha.

Bina tie ke baat nahi jami thi,
Haath mein bag ki kami thi,
Pahle thode critical lagte the,
Ab PWC ke article lagte the.

Jis haath mein trishul rahta tha,
Us haath mein pen lal tha,
Audit par voucher aur file dekhkar,
shivji ka bura hal tha.


PRABHU BOLE
Vatsa ek baat batao yah Sunday kya hota hai,
Log us din bade majhe karte hai jab Sunday hota hai,
To matlab 6 din ke bad kal hum bhi majhe karenge,
Nahi Prabhu aaj baithkar aap kal ki CC ki taiyaari karenge.

Bhagwan ne class karne ki sochi aur Zaware Class join kar li

Zaware Class join kar li hai,
Kal Ganpule bhi karna hai,
Exam pas aa rahe hai,
Padhai bhi shuru karna hai.

Din bitate gaye sabse bada mahina aa gaya,
October mein kam karke Shivji ko pasina aa gaya.

PRABHU KHUD SE BOLE
Hey Bhagwan itna kam Kailash par bhi kabhi nahi kiya,
Kya paap kiya tha meine jo mujhe yaha la diya,

DOST BOLA
Abhi to aapko Inter Pass karna hai,
Khud ko to FINAL mein khub yaad karna hai.

3 Mahine Shivaji ne khub padhai ki, Inter pass hone par hamare dost
ne unhe
badhai di

BHAGWAN BOLE

Yah to bada aasan kam tha,
Kya C.A. is chidhiya ka naam tha.

DOST BOLA
Inter to pinzare ka naam hai,
Jisme Panchhi phas jata hai,
Andhar padhe Apple ko dekhkar,
Sada ke liye Dhans jata hai.

SHIVJI NE I.T. KARNE KI SOCHI

Shivji ko I.T. karne ka shouk chada,
Apply karne chal padhe,
Chhan liye the har daftar,
Har bank dekh liye bade-bade.

Yahi to daulat ki maya hai,
Jisane CITI BANK ka deewana banaya hai,
Shivji ki kismet bhi chal padi,
10000 Rs. dekhkar bole apni to nikal padhi.

FINAL ka course dekhkar Prabhu Hairaan huye,
Kab padunga yah sochkar pareshan huye,
Dost bola yah to bas shuruwat hai,
Isi soch mein bitegi aapki har raat hai.

Pahle paper ki raat thi,
Badi pareshani ki baat thi
Chinta dikh rahi thi Prabhu ke chehare par,
Soch rahe the kuchh bat rah-rah kar.


APNE MURT (ORIGINAL) ROOP MEIN AAKAR PRABHU BOLE

Khush hoon mein tumhari mehnat dekhkar,
Achraj hai mujhe tumhara patience dekhkar,
Mehnat yunhi pani ho jaye to dukh hota hai,
Insaan ho tum tumhara bhi man rota hai

Par waqt par bharosa rakh tub hi pass hoga,
Kal har C.A. student ka aur mera saath hoga,
Is bar taiyaari aur jor se kar, mujhe phir bulana hai,
Apna khud ka office tujhe mujhase hi khulvana hai.

[shwetadhaka]

No.... CA speak too much but with their mind? Anyway you dont need to change yourself,I think you have great imagination and ideas..

Loads of thanks for the positive words ! Have a great time here!

[shwetadhaka]

HAMARA EK DOST 7-8 BAR C.A. FINAL DENE PAR BHI JAB PASS NAHI HUA TO USANE BHAGWAN SHANKAR KI TAPASYA SHURU KAR DI

Hey ! Prabhu tum jag ke swami ho,
Is yug mein anteryaami ho,
Ek ungli par prithvi utha sakte ho,
Ek netra khulane par pralaya la sakte ho,
Par ek kam hai jo tum nahi kar sakte,
Kitna bhi chaho par C.A. pass nahi kar sakte.

PRABHU BOLE
Yah aasur kon hai, is atyachari ka kya naam hai,
Itna to batao ki C.A. kis chidiyan ka naam hai.

DOST BOLA
Kosata hoon usako jisane bazar banaya,
Len-den ke liye Rupiya chalaya,
Sahukaar jise munshi kahkar rakha karte hai,
Padhe-likhe Munshi ko hi log C.A. kaha karte hai.

1947 mein desh aazad hua to logon ne vo din khushi se manaya,
1948 mein Gandhiji chale gaye to hamne shok manaya,
par aane wale sal mein ek bada bhuchal aaya,
1949 mein jab C.A. Regulation Act aaya.

Bas tabhi se shuru hui yah kahani hai,
Har student ki aankhon mein pani hai,
Intelligence & patience isake upchar hai,
Kya aapka yah pariksha aajmane ka vichar hai.


PRABHU BOLE THIK HAI MEIN C.A. KARKE DEKHUNGA AUR ARTICLESHIP KARNE
KE LIYE PWC PAHUNCH GAYE.

PWC ka darwaza khatkhataya,
Ander se kisi ne aawaz dekar bulaya,
102,103 saath mein laye ho,
trishul aur damru liye kya nautanki karne aaye ho.

Dusare din Prabhu ki aankhon mein aansu aaye,
Jab apne bade-bade bal katwaye,
Tisari aankh ko chhupa liya tha,
Ab to pant aur shirt bhi sila liya tha.

Bina tie ke baat nahi jami thi,
Haath mein bag ki kami thi,
Pahle thode critical lagte the,
Ab PWC ke article lagte the.

Jis haath mein trishul rahta tha,
Us haath mein pen lal tha,
Audit par voucher aur file dekhkar,
shivji ka bura hal tha.


PRABHU BOLE
Vatsa ek baat batao yah Sunday kya hota hai,
Log us din bade majhe karte hai jab Sunday hota hai,
To matlab 6 din ke bad kal hum bhi majhe karenge,
Nahi Prabhu aaj baithkar aap kal ki CC ki taiyaari karenge.

Bhagwan ne class karne ki sochi aur Zaware Class join kar li

Zaware Class join kar li hai,
Kal Ganpule bhi karna hai,
Exam pas aa rahe hai,
Padhai bhi shuru karna hai.

Din bitate gaye sabse bada mahina aa gaya,
October mein kam karke Shivji ko pasina aa gaya.

PRABHU KHUD SE BOLE
Hey Bhagwan itna kam Kailash par bhi kabhi nahi kiya,
Kya paap kiya tha meine jo mujhe yaha la diya,

DOST BOLA
Abhi to aapko Inter Pass karna hai,
Khud ko to FINAL mein khub yaad karna hai.

3 Mahine Shivaji ne khub padhai ki, Inter pass hone par hamare dost
ne unhe
badhai di

BHAGWAN BOLE

Yah to bada aasan kam tha,
Kya C.A. is chidhiya ka naam tha.

DOST BOLA
Inter to pinzare ka naam hai,
Jisme Panchhi phas jata hai,
Andhar padhe Apple ko dekhkar,
Sada ke liye Dhans jata hai.

SHIVJI NE I.T. KARNE KI SOCHI

Shivji ko I.T. karne ka shouk chada,
Apply karne chal padhe,
Chhan liye the har daftar,
Har bank dekh liye bade-bade.

Yahi to daulat ki maya hai,
Jisane CITI BANK ka deewana banaya hai,
Shivji ki kismet bhi chal padi,
10000 Rs. dekhkar bole apni to nikal padhi.

FINAL ka course dekhkar Prabhu Hairaan huye,
Kab padunga yah sochkar pareshan huye,
Dost bola yah to bas shuruwat hai,
Isi soch mein bitegi aapki har raat hai.

Pahle paper ki raat thi,
Badi pareshani ki baat thi
Chinta dikh rahi thi Prabhu ke chehare par,
Soch rahe the kuchh bat rah-rah kar.


APNE MURT (ORIGINAL) ROOP MEIN AAKAR PRABHU BOLE

Khush hoon mein tumhari mehnat dekhkar,
Achraj hai mujhe tumhara patience dekhkar,
Mehnat yunhi pani ho jaye to dukh hota hai,
Insaan ho tum tumhara bhi man rota hai

Par waqt par bharosa rakh tub hi pass hoga,
Kal har C.A. student ka aur mera saath hoga,
Is bar taiyaari aur jor se kar, mujhe phir bulana hai,
Apna khud ka office tujhe mujhase hi khulvana hai.

Subhaanallah !!:)

Isko padhkar wo puraane din yaad aa gaye...... wo lagataar exams, wo results ki talwaar ! :o:rolleyes: