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satpaldalal
June 7th, 2007, 06:14 PM
1 nai aapne chhore ka naya kurta pajama sima diya. Chhora bhi naye kapde pahar kai machya machya kade aapne babu kai us side mai chakar maar jya kade doosri side mai. Thaa thoda saa kaam Chor. Uske babu dhore 2 aik aadmi aagye, babu bolya beta naya pajama pahar rahya sai jaa chai (tea) banva lya. Chhora ghar tai chai le aaya. Aate fer order milya aik Ja bete naya pajama pahar rahya sai Bhains aage Toodi / bindole mila kai daal de. wo kaam pura hoya to babu fer bollya aik naya pajama pahar rahya sai ja ghar tai doodh ki balti le kai aa. Itne le kai aaya to babu fer bolya aik naya pajama pahar rahya sai, Katde nai nahwa de. Chhore kai uthya Chhhohh / Gussa. Bolya babu yo pajama le , toon pahar le aur le saare kaam toon aie kar le ibe.
1 balak ghana bhoonda. Kati kaala , aankh ka kanna, Juban ka totla, ghana albaadi. Padosiya kai tai Janet / barat ka nyota aagya. Uske dada nai sochhi aik le is nai bhi le chaal janet mai. ude laadoo paad aawega aur 1 rupiya aur glass bhi kama kai lyawega. Fat de see nai hisab kitab laa kai naya kurta pajama sima diya. aik Kurta pajama to ibe na to 2 mahine peechhe simana sai. par ibe simaya to kime barat mai kamai kai lyawega. Padosiya ke balkan ki nayi chappal maang dee us tai. Chale gaye barat mai. Ude jaate aie dada bolya beta naha le yo paani, saboon aur tel dharya chopal mai. aachha masal masal kai nahaiye dikhe. Chokha sa saboon la liye. jit baat ya sai, aik barat mai jo bhi moka aave, chhore nai aage kar de. Saanjh see ke hoya, balak thaa aie, us gaam ke balkan gelya chopla mai tai khelta khelta kite chalya gaya aur kho gya. sabne dhoondha par milya nahi. Log us tai poochhe kod thaa, kisa thaa. Bolya rai chhora chhora to kime na thaa par 1 naye kurte pajame ka nuksyan kargya.
yatinder19
June 7th, 2007, 06:31 PM
Rachh chutkala....
ND Kati Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss sauda
jitendershooda
June 7th, 2007, 06:32 PM
1 balak ghana bhoonda. Kati kaala , aankh ka kanna, Juban ka totla, ghana albaadi. Padosiya kai tai Janet / barat ka nyota aagya. Uske dada nai sochhi aik le is nai bhi le chaal janet mai. ude laadoo paad aawega aur 1 rupiya aur glass bhi kama kai lyawega. Fat de see nai hisab kitab laa kai naya kurta pajama sima diya. aik Kurta pajama to ibe na to 2 mahine peechhe simana sai. par ibe simaya to kime barat mai kamai kai lyawega. Padosiya ke balkan ki nayi chappal maang dee us tai. Chale gaye barat mai. Ude jaate aie dada bolya beta naha le yo paani, saboon aur tel dharya chopal mai. aachha masal masal kai nahaiye dikhe. Chokha sa saboon la liye. jit baat ya sai, aik barat mai jo bhi moka aave, chhore nai aage kar de. Saanjh see ke hoya, balak thaa aie, us gaam ke balkan gelya chopla mai tai khelta khelta kite chalya gaya aur kho gya. sabne dhoondha par milya nahi. Log us tai poochhe kod thaa, kisa thaa. Bolya rai chhora chhora to kime na thaa par 1 naye kurte pajame ka nuksyan kargya.
Nue bata tun kad simavega apne chore ka kurta-pajama ... ha ha ha ....
satpaldalal
June 7th, 2007, 06:58 PM
Nue bata tun kad simavega apne chore ka kurta-pajama ... ha ha ha ....
Jeetu mai to usne nyu aie handuoonga. Na mere pai kaam karwan laag jya gaa wo. Ibe kam tai kam kadh kai to naa fenkega.
jitendershooda
June 7th, 2007, 07:13 PM
Jeetu mai to usne nyu aie handuoonga. Na mere pai kaam karwan laag jya gaa wo. Ibe kam tai kam kadh kai to naa fenkega.
Ha ha ha bhai theek kahe hai ... maran diye nue lot ...
dndeswal
June 8th, 2007, 09:30 AM
Chhore kai uthya Chhhohh / Gussa. Bolya babu yo pajama le , toon pahar le aur le saare kaam toon aie kar le ibe.
वाह वाह - अरै सतपाल, न्यूं और बता अक फेर उसके बाबू नै पजामा पहरा अक ना? लाग्या रह इसे-इसे वगावण !
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satpaldalal
June 11th, 2007, 01:50 PM
वाह वाह - अरै सतपाल, न्यूं और बता अक फेर उसके बाबू नै पजामा पहरा अक ना? लाग्या रह इसे-इसे वगावण !
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Deshwal ji, Uska babu kit pahre thaa fekya aur pajama kurta. Wo thahra aakhir mai uska babu. Us tai bhi bada kaamchor.
pawankumar
June 11th, 2007, 06:38 PM
very good Satpal Ji, You are a good comedian, you should participate in THE GREAT LAUGHTER CHALLENGE-III.,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
1 nai aapne chhore ka naya kurta pajama sima diya. Chhora bhi naye kapde pahar kai machya machya kade aapne babu kai us side mai chakar maar jya kade doosri side mai. Thaa thoda saa kaam Chor. Uske babu dhore 2 aik aadmi aagye, babu bolya beta naya pajama pahar rahya sai jaa chai (tea) banva lya. Chhora ghar tai chai le aaya. Aate fer order milya aik Ja bete naya pajama pahar rahya sai Bhains aage Toodi / bindole mila kai daal de. wo kaam pura hoya to babu fer bollya aik naya pajama pahar rahya sai ja ghar tai doodh ki balti le kai aa. Itne le kai aaya to babu fer bolya aik naya pajama pahar rahya sai, Katde nai nahwa de. Chhore kai uthya Chhhohh / Gussa. Bolya babu yo pajama le , toon pahar le aur le saare kaam toon aie kar le ibe.
1 balak ghana bhoonda. Kati kaala , aankh ka kanna, Juban ka totla, ghana albaadi. Padosiya kai tai Janet / barat ka nyota aagya. Uske dada nai sochhi aik le is nai bhi le chaal janet mai. ude laadoo paad aawega aur 1 rupiya aur glass bhi kama kai lyawega. Fat de see nai hisab kitab laa kai naya kurta pajama sima diya. aik Kurta pajama to ibe na to 2 mahine peechhe simana sai. par ibe simaya to kime barat mai kamai kai lyawega. Padosiya ke balkan ki nayi chappal maang dee us tai. Chale gaye barat mai. Ude jaate aie dada bolya beta naha le yo paani, saboon aur tel dharya chopal mai. aachha masal masal kai nahaiye dikhe. Chokha sa saboon la liye. jit baat ya sai, aik barat mai jo bhi moka aave, chhore nai aage kar de. Saanjh see ke hoya, balak thaa aie, us gaam ke balkan gelya chopla mai tai khelta khelta kite chalya gaya aur kho gya. sabne dhoondha par milya nahi. Log us tai poochhe kod thaa, kisa thaa. Bolya rai chhora chhora to kime na thaa par 1 naye kurte pajame ka nuksyan kargya.
satpaldalal
June 11th, 2007, 07:22 PM
very good Satpal Ji, You are a good comedian, you should participate in THE GREAT LAUGHTER CHALLENGE-III.,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Pawan Kumar ji, Utna bada byot to Konya. Jise kime aave sain use Aade ye daal dyoon soun. Ya aapni site ke un tai kam sai.
jitendershooda
June 14th, 2007, 04:29 PM
Pawan Kumar ji, Utna bada byot to Konya. Jise kime aave sain use Aade ye daal dyoon soun. Ya aapni site ke un tai kam sai.
Aan bhai Satpalle ... mere te ibbe dhyan mein aai ... tun hude na sima liye Pajama ... hydrabad mein ... Poore than ka naas kar denge hude te ... Ek te kapada lagega ... er doosra susre ... landa oon seemenge musalmana ki dhala ... er inka assan bhi oore dhal ka pavega ... apne rohtak te ee sima le jaiye ... donu babu-betya ka ... :)
Bhai Pawan .... laughter challenge mein wo Sidhu tha ne ,.... is kasai ki baat kahen ke dhang ne dekh ke ee hans hans kursi pe te pad jyaga ...
satpaldalal
June 14th, 2007, 10:33 PM
Aan bhai Satpalle ... mere te ibbe dhyan mein aai ... tun hude na sima liye Pajama ... hydrabad mein ... Poore than ka naas kar denge hude te ... Ek te kapada lagega ... er doosra susre ... landa oon seemenge musalmana ki dhala ... er inka assan bhi oore dhal ka pavega ... apne rohtak te ee sima le jaiye ... donu babu-betya ka ... :)
Bhai Pawan .... laughter challenge mein wo Sidhu tha ne ,.... is kasai ki baat kahen ke dhang ne dekh ke ee hans hans kursi pe te pad jyaga ...
Kati Theek Kah sai Jeetu.... Simaya thaa aade Hyderabad mai pichhle saal kurta pajama, Kapda Rohtak tai le kai aaya thaa. 200 to Rs. Liye. Landa to maine hon na diya par aasaan ka bera na ke bana rakhya sai. Haathhi Pahar sake sai. Kapda thoda hai , kapda thoda hai nyu karte to rahe aie gaye thei. Jai mai un nai aur kapda de deta to bera na kis ke size ka simte.
jitendershooda
June 15th, 2007, 03:48 PM
Kati Theek Kah sai Jeetu.... Simaya thaa aade Hyderabad mai pichhle saal kurta pajama, Kapda Rohtak tai le kai aaya thaa. 200 to Rs. Liye. Landa to maine hon na diya par aasaan ka bera na ke bana rakhya sai. Haathhi Pahar sake sai. Kapda thoda hai , kapda thoda hai nyu karte to rahe aie gaye thei. Jai mai un nai aur kapda de deta to bera na kis ke size ka simte.
Ha ha ha bhai ... Assan ka to Kothla sa bana diya hoga ... ha ha ... tene chalte haan bhi kae be vishwas homta hoga ek yo ke bojh sa hai langa bichale ... ha ha ha .... tun bhi jama ... My experiments with truth ... mein vishwas rakhe hai ... :)
sunitahooda
July 3rd, 2007, 11:52 AM
Jitu manne laage tanne kayi dhall ke Pajamey pahar rakhey sain....:D:p....thya gyaTu maarega ke manne....mushkilan si tai painda chhutaya tha Jatland tai....tu fer addiction karega mere
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Aan bhai Satpalle ... mere te ibbe dhyan mein aai ... tun hude na sima liye Pajama ... hydrabad mein ... Poore than ka naas kar denge hude te ... Ek te kapada lagega ... er doosra susre ... landa oon seemenge musalmana ki dhala ... er inka assan bhi oore dhal ka pavega ... apne rohtak te ee sima le jaiye ... donu babu-betya ka ... :)
Bhai Pawan .... laughter challenge mein wo Sidhu tha ne ,.... is kasai ki baat kahen ke dhang ne dekh ke ee hans hans kursi pe te pad jyaga ...
sunitahooda
July 3rd, 2007, 11:54 AM
Tu maarega ke manne....mushkilan si tai painda chhutaya tha Jatland tai....tu fer addiction karega mere:DHa ha ha bhai ... Assan ka to Kothla sa bana diya hoga ... ha ha ... tene chalte haan bhi kae be vishwas homta hoga ek yo ke bojh sa hai langa bichale ... ha ha ha .... tun bhi jama ... My experiments with truth ... mein vishwas rakhe hai ... :)
jitendershooda
July 3rd, 2007, 02:56 PM
Jitu manne laage tanne kayi dhall ke Pajamey pahar rakhey sain....:D:p....thya gyaTu maarega ke manne....mushkilan si tai painda chhutaya tha Jatland tai....tu fer addiction karega mere
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Paheli baat te tum Kilki taul aale ya batao ek ... yo thare signature mein paheli ee ki matra kunse shabad ke lag rahi hai ... ya te kime isa lage hai janu zero ke matra la rahe ho....
ha ha Mene te apne bangali ee pahere hein bebe ... par UP er hude bangalore mein musalman kae dhal ke dekhe pahere ... mere batte takhna te ghana upar tahi ka simae rahen er pache te bhi bera na kissa sang banae rahen ... dekh ke bhi nue lage ek bichara kitna un-easy :) feel kar rahya hai ...
Er theek se ghani Soon na khaya karen ... aate rahya kar hade ... aaje rang sa bhar rakhya hai jatland pe ...
sunitahooda
July 3rd, 2007, 03:10 PM
Soon na kha raakhi....par kayi bai kimme likan ka tempo sa na bannta:)
इ अर ई की मात्रा क पै लागरी सै॑....िकमै गऴती हो तै भूल-चूक की माफी िमल जागी अक़ ना? Paheli baat te tum Kilki taul aale ya batao ek ... yo thare signature mein paheli ee ki matra kunse shabad ke lag rahi hai ... ya te kime isa lage hai janu zero ke matra la rahe ho....
ha ha Mene te apne bangali ee pahere hein bebe ... par UP er hude bangalore mein musalman kae dhal ke dekhe pahere ... mere batte takhna te ghana upar tahi ka simae rahen er pache te bhi bera na kissa sang banae rahen ... dekh ke bhi nue lage ek bichara kitna un-easy :) feel kar rahya hai ...
Er theek se ghani Soon na khaya karen ... aate rahya kar hade ... aaje rang sa bhar rakhya hai jatland pe ...
jitendershooda
July 3rd, 2007, 03:43 PM
Soon na kha raakhi....par kayi bai kimme likan ka tempo sa na bannta:)
इ अर ई की मात्रा क पै लागरी सै॑....िकमै गऴती हो तै भूल-चूक की माफी िमल जागी अक़ ना?
'किमै' भी तै लिख्या जा सकै है यो .... नयु कर 'क' लिख कै अंग्रेजी का 'आइ' दबा कै देख या जीरो सी मिट ज्यागी अर ... ज़य किलकी टौऴ ... लिखया जागा ... धन्यवाद!
बेबे यो के माडी बात कही .... भूल-चूक सभ माफ सै ....
sunitahooda
July 3rd, 2007, 03:50 PM
Yo ke rassa sai? manne tai apney system pai theek deekhey sai? Ya guthi tai DND Ji sujha sakein sain:) Ya bhool-chook aali tai tanne sentimental karan taahi likhi thi:p arr tu ho bi gaya'किमै' भी तै लिख्या जा सकै है यो .... नयु कर 'क' लिख कै अंग्रेजी का 'आइ' दबा कै देख या जीरो सी मिट ज्यागी अर ... ज़य किलकी टौऴ ... लिखया जागा ... धन्यवाद!
बेबे यो के माडी बात कही .... भूल-चूक सभ माफ सै ....
satpaldalal
July 3rd, 2007, 08:45 PM
Jeetu, kai muslim bhai ka kurta pajama ajab ho sai. Godya tai neechha Kurta aur tyakhna tai uchha pajama. Pajame nai dekh kai isa laagya kare aik bhai aaj Kachhe kachhe mai aa rahya sai.
Ha haaa!!
satpaldalal
July 3rd, 2007, 08:56 PM
Soon na kha raakhi....par kayi bai kimme likan ka tempo sa na bannta:)
इ अर ई की मात्रा क पै लागरी सै॑....िकमै गऴती हो तै भूल-चूक की माफी िमल जागी अक़ ना?
Sunita yo kime ka theek version likhate time to fer galat aagya. Aur mere is pai 1 baat yaad aagyi. Ho sake sai pahlya kise nai likh bhi rakhyi ho aade.
1 baar 1 totla aadmi sadak pai jaa thaa. Dusra ude khadya thaa. Us tai poochan laagya aik bhai yoooooo...ooooh saaaa......aaaang kit ho sai. doosra bolya aiiiiiii.......kkkkkkk roooooooookkk jya, ibe aaaaaaaaddddddee aie hoga. Ghar tai lya kai 1 lath pooochaniye ka sir phod diya. Police case hogya. Dono thanedaar dhore pahooch gaye. Thanedaaar bolya "Rai Nyuuuuuuuuooooon to batao, Thaaaaaarraaaaaaaa Rooooooolllllaaaaaa kis baat pai hoya thaa."
Ve bole ji Maaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaarrraaaaa...... to ise baaat pai hooooooyya thaa. Thanedar bolya fer jao, thara koi kuchhhhhhhhhh nahi bigad sakta.
Sunita, Baat yaad aagyi thee. Bura na maniye.
jitendershooda
July 4th, 2007, 07:46 PM
Soon na kha raakhi....par kayi bai kimme likan ka tempo sa na bannta:)
इ अर ई की मात्रा क पै लागरी सै॑....िकमै गऴती हो तै भूल-चूक की माफी िमल जागी अक़ ना?
ha ha Sunita hey ... ye 'Ke' er 'me' isse nahi lagte janu balak ne godi le rahe hein ye donu akshar, er us balak ke matra laa rakhi hai ...:)
jitendershooda
July 4th, 2007, 07:49 PM
Sunita, Baat yaad aagyi thee. Bura na maniye.
Bhai Satpal bura konya manne ya ... bura manvaya kare ... hade wa baat na hai ... lade barabar rove badh ...
ha ha bhai .....nue ... b aa ttaa ... th th ee kk ... th th aa kk ...seee :)
satpaldalal
July 4th, 2007, 08:53 PM
Bhai Satpal bura konya manne ya ... bura manvaya kare ... hade wa baat na hai ... lade barabar rove badh ...
ha ha bhai .....nue ... b aa ttaa ... th th ee kk ... th th aa kk ...seee :)
Bhai Jeetu Kati Theek Thyak. Aur Aapni Suna. Roadways ke dalevar tai bachh aaya. Dhyan rakhiye.