nainsandeep
November 15th, 2002, 05:18 PM
hi guys ....i donno when jokes on sardaar gonna end up..here are few more
A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny
object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny
object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The sardar then asks, "What does it do?" The
clerk
responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it
keeps cold things
cold."
The sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new
thermos.
His sardar boss sees him and asks,
"What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says,
"What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot
things
hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a
coke."
* * * * * *
What will a Sardarji do after taking
photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for
spelling mistakes !!
* * * * * *
What will a sardarji do if he wants an
additional
white sheet of paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!
A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny
object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny
object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The sardar then asks, "What does it do?" The
clerk
responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it
keeps cold things
cold."
The sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new
thermos.
His sardar boss sees him and asks,
"What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says,
"What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot
things
hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a
coke."
* * * * * *
What will a Sardarji do after taking
photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for
spelling mistakes !!
* * * * * *
What will a sardarji do if he wants an
additional
white sheet of paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!